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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Life is a useless passion | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:28 No.62270789 File: 1599948256146.png (17 KB, 172x152) >grinding mining on oldschool runescape >suddenly ask myself what's the whole point of it anyway >remember there's no point to life at all >keep grinding
U Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:28 No.62270789 File: 1599948256146.png (17 KB, 172x152) >grinding mining on oldschool runescape >suddenly ask myself what's the whole point of it anyway >remember there's no point to life at all >keep grinding

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Anon learned the secret technic by accident. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)10:08:52 No.846838629 >>846839467 So ever since I was a kid, I used to do these dance moves/hand gestures in oddly specific locations e.g. corner of cafeteria, in toilet stall etc. thinking I would cast a spell to break out of the "simulation" >be me >4th grade >at school >walking back from recess to class >lean against railing of staircase 2nd floor 5th step >do an egyptian dance with head movements and everything >janitor at base of staircase drops dead from heart attack >panic >do it again a year later to test theory, ending some kid this time No one will ever believe me and call me schizo but if you do it at my old school on that location with a specific egyptian dance you can just kill people.
Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)10:08:52 No.846838629 >>846839467 So ever since I was a kid, I used to do these dance moves/hand gestures in oddly specific locations e.g. corner of cafeteria, in toilet stall etc. thinking I would cast a spell to break out of the "simulation" >be me >4th grade >at school >walking back from recess to class >lean against railing of staircase 2nd floor 5th step >do an egyptian dance with head movements and everything >janitor at base of staircase drops dead from heart attack >panic >do it again a year later to test theory, ending some kid this time No one will ever believe me and call me schizo but if you do it at my old school on that location with a specific egyptian dance you can just kill people.

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Anon doesn't know what to do | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i am a good person 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping 139 KB JPG >l could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag : Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead 90 KB JPG >>52849935 #
: Anonymous i am a good person 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping 139 KB JPG >l could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag : Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead 90 KB JPG >>52849935 #

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Anon is angry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:44:44 No.847033048 >be me >angry at the world >say that all women are sluts >"your mom and sister are sluts as well than" >don't have a rebuttal because they were sluts >got bullied in high school 31 KB JPG because my mom flirted with classmates
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:44:44 No.847033048 >be me >angry at the world >say that all women are sluts >"your mom and sister are sluts as well than" >don't have a rebuttal because they were sluts >got bullied in high school 31 KB JPG because my mom flirted with classmates

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Anon destroys a tiktocker. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)08:54:34 No.62246885 >be blackbot >regularly browse tiktok for qts >find qt black weeb girl >see thread calling black girls ugly on /r9k/ >convert one of her videos to webm and 110 KB WEBM use it to respond >see webm reposted a few days later >go to view one of her tiktok videos today >deleted >"maybe she redid the video" >go to her account >not found >"maybe she changed her name" >search her username on google >links to twitter >multiple black cosplay girls complaining that she was run off of tiktok by racists >conveniently happens shortly after I posted her in a thread full of racists This is my fault, isn't it? : Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)08:57:43 No.62246912 >>62246885 (OP) # She looked like an asian girl cosplaying as sailormoon but with perfect blackface - it was pretty f------ funny. I'm not sure if it would have gotten traction without you. Probably not. >>62247031 # : Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)09:04:22 No.62246970 >>62246885 (OP) # So let me get this straight. You posted a girls social media on here and when she got harrased you are wondering if it's your fault? Yeah you f----- up.
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)08:54:34 No.62246885 >be blackbot >regularly browse tiktok for qts >find qt black weeb girl >see thread calling black girls ugly on /r9k/ >convert one of her videos to webm and 110 KB WEBM use it to respond >see webm reposted a few days later >go to view one of her tiktok videos today >deleted >"maybe she redid the video" >go to her account >not found >"maybe she changed her name" >search her username on google >links to twitter >multiple black cosplay girls complaining that she was run off of tiktok by racists >conveniently happens shortly after I posted her in a thread full of racists This is my fault, isn't it? : Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)08:57:43 No.62246912 >>62246885 (OP) # She looked like an asian girl cosplaying as sailormoon but with perfect blackface - it was pretty f------ funny. I'm not sure if it would have gotten traction without you. Probably not. >>62247031 # : Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)09:04:22 No.62246970 >>62246885 (OP) # So let me get this straight. You posted a girls social media on here and when she got harrased you are wondering if it's your fault? Yeah you f----- up.

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" %3D >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" %3D >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot

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anon suffers in the kitchen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)08:17:14 No.15558033 File: 1583514093328.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >mfw my housemate does s--- like chop all of her ingredients on a plate because she doesn't like cleaning the cutting board >knives are dull as s--- and won't let me sharpen them because she's scared of using sharp knives >I have one chefs knife I keep razor sharp and she refuses to touch it >regularly puts water on to boil and walks away until the water is all boiled off and has to try again >every nonstick pan in the house is ruined by metal implements >leaves meat out for 24+h sometimes to thaw, just lets it sit around at room temp for hours >got mad at me for having "too many blenders" >she was including my food processor and stand mixer in the list of "blenders" >one of her favorite dishes is potato "soup" which is just potato pieces boiled in milk I wish I was f------ kidding.
Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)08:17:14 No.15558033 File: 1583514093328.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >mfw my housemate does s--- like chop all of her ingredients on a plate because she doesn't like cleaning the cutting board >knives are dull as s--- and won't let me sharpen them because she's scared of using sharp knives >I have one chefs knife I keep razor sharp and she refuses to touch it >regularly puts water on to boil and walks away until the water is all boiled off and has to try again >every nonstick pan in the house is ruined by metal implements >leaves meat out for 24+h sometimes to thaw, just lets it sit around at room temp for hours >got mad at me for having "too many blenders" >she was including my food processor and stand mixer in the list of "blenders" >one of her favorite dishes is potato "soup" which is just potato pieces boiled in milk I wish I was f------ kidding.

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)04:14:18 No.539902185 In 165 million years of dinosaurs, how many small creatures do you reckon were killed by dino c--? I mean we must be talking barrels of c--. There must have been a few drownings. 628 KB JPG >>539907048 # >>539922509 # >>539924249 # >>539928113 # >>539933161 #
: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)04:14:18 No.539902185 In 165 million years of dinosaurs, how many small creatures do you reckon were killed by dino c--? I mean we must be talking barrels of c--. There must have been a few drownings. 628 KB JPG >>539907048 # >>539922509 # >>539924249 # >>539928113 # >>539933161 #

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Save yourself | /r/Greentext

File: 3AB7FDBE-DCBE-47A9-87B0-8B32D93D76D3.jpg (41 KB, 594x396) O Itvl Anto Chigurh taught me how to work in retail Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)05:55:09 No.146315460 [Reply] This is my first greentext so my bad if i f--- up but here i go >be me >six months with no job and stuck in the house because of pandemic >finally get hired at retail store >first retail job >because of isolation i've become socially inept and get easily nervous >i even have a f------ stutter and i talk at a low volume. >lack of physical activity and masks dont help >terrible first week. nervous wreck and all over the place. >first day off >decide to rewatch no country for old men > get to the gas station scene > the first time i find it admirable how anton dominates the conversation even though he's obviously crazy >Go to work next day >Get first difficult customer >After a little back and forth i remembered anton >what would Anton do? > i lock eyes and raise my voice > even mimic how he talks > let the customer complain on and ramble > when its my turn to speak i just say something about company policy and repeat the same thing >i kept a straight face the entire time and didnt break eye contact >eventually the customer started to get tired and left >for the rest of the day i just think what would anton do. >decide to do this for the rest of the week and even call someone "Friend-o" at least once >also decided to join a gym and get a posture corrector >just want to be like anton >been two months now and i look better and stand straight >More confident because of anton >lm naturally able to act like anton >i even started drinking milk >most coworkers think im weird but theres one weird chick that seems into me >all because of anton >thank you anton
File: 3AB7FDBE-DCBE-47A9-87B0-8B32D93D76D3.jpg (41 KB, 594x396) O Itvl Anto Chigurh taught me how to work in retail Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)05:55:09 No.146315460 [Reply] This is my first greentext so my bad if i f--- up but here i go >be me >six months with no job and stuck in the house because of pandemic >finally get hired at retail store >first retail job >because of isolation i've become socially inept and get easily nervous >i even have a f------ stutter and i talk at a low volume. >lack of physical activity and masks dont help >terrible first week. nervous wreck and all over the place. >first day off >decide to rewatch no country for old men > get to the gas station scene > the first time i find it admirable how anton dominates the conversation even though he's obviously crazy >Go to work next day >Get first difficult customer >After a little back and forth i remembered anton >what would Anton do? > i lock eyes and raise my voice > even mimic how he talks > let the customer complain on and ramble > when its my turn to speak i just say something about company policy and repeat the same thing >i kept a straight face the entire time and didnt break eye contact >eventually the customer started to get tired and left >for the rest of the day i just think what would anton do. >decide to do this for the rest of the week and even call someone "Friend-o" at least once >also decided to join a gym and get a posture corrector >just want to be like anton >been two months now and i look better and stand straight >More confident because of anton >lm naturally able to act like anton >i even started drinking milk >most coworkers think im weird but theres one weird chick that seems into me >all because of anton >thank you anton

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Anon is hungry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)15:31:01 No.847035078 >be me >want to eat fast food >cant because I live home because covid and mom doesn't want me to get fat >normally drive to a joint and eat it there >cant do that either because there's snow 414 KB PNG and my car doesn't have winter tires Mfw I haven't eaten kebab for 2 weeks
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)15:31:01 No.847035078 >be me >want to eat fast food >cant because I live home because covid and mom doesn't want me to get fat >normally drive to a joint and eat it there >cant do that either because there's snow 414 KB PNG and my car doesn't have winter tires Mfw I haven't eaten kebab for 2 weeks

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ITT: Feels | /r/Greentext

File: 1347727209020.png-(39 KB, 645x773, fnN4E.png) a8 O Anonymous (ID: yik05Qg1) 09/15/12(Sat)12:40:09 No.425305916 Replies: >>42530663 ITT: Feels >Be 20 >2 days before birthday >Decide to ask my best friend (girl of my dreams) out for my birthday >She says yes >Go to pick her up >doesn't answer >call, bang on door, still no answer >get p----- and leave >get call from other friend >she's crying her eyes out, can't understand her babbling >finally calms down >informs me that she was driving my best friend back to her house so we could go on date >they crashed and now my best friend is going to die >go to hospital to see her >go into room >she's mangled and on life support >start crying >other friend informs me that her last words were, "I think I love Anon." >can't stop crying Anonymous (ID: yik05Qg1) 09/15/12(Sat)12:44:29 No.425306391 File: 1347727469628.jpg-(86 KB, 451x633, 30TPQ.jpg) OP bumping for more feels >> Anonymous (ID: f1sU/FUN) 09/15/12(Sat)12:45:33 No.425306503 I don't know this feel. But I know THIS feel.
File: 1347727209020.png-(39 KB, 645x773, fnN4E.png) a8 O Anonymous (ID: yik05Qg1) 09/15/12(Sat)12:40:09 No.425305916 Replies: >>42530663 ITT: Feels >Be 20 >2 days before birthday >Decide to ask my best friend (girl of my dreams) out for my birthday >She says yes >Go to pick her up >doesn't answer >call, bang on door, still no answer >get p----- and leave >get call from other friend >she's crying her eyes out, can't understand her babbling >finally calms down >informs me that she was driving my best friend back to her house so we could go on date >they crashed and now my best friend is going to die >go to hospital to see her >go into room >she's mangled and on life support >start crying >other friend informs me that her last words were, "I think I love Anon." >can't stop crying Anonymous (ID: yik05Qg1) 09/15/12(Sat)12:44:29 No.425306391 File: 1347727469628.jpg-(86 KB, 451x633, 30TPQ.jpg) OP bumping for more feels >> Anonymous (ID: f1sU/FUN) 09/15/12(Sat)12:45:33 No.425306503 I don't know this feel. But I know THIS feel.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth 45 KB JPG >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up
: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth 45 KB JPG >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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anon does blackmail | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)12:31:38 No.792530606 [Reply] »792531307 >Be me >20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf. >My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf. >We're absolute besties. >Fixing up a classic van together >One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up. >Says it's about my gf. >Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome. >He did it and he's super sorry. >YouSonOfABitch.jpg >Decide to confront my gf >She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness. >ldea.gif >I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video l'll take her back. >It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again. >We film it in Chad's van. >She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position. >Dog licks her and she twitches. >He mounts her and out comes the lipstick. >She gasps as it goes in >I taunt her as he f---- her. >"Like, Who's d--- is bigger, Chad or the dog?" > "Moan" "The dog" "snort" >"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?" >"Gasp" "The dog "Glasses fall off her face" >The dog starts pumping c-- into her c--- as she whimpers. >They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot. >l tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy." >"Catching breath" o-okay "Dog pulls out & c-- pours out of her p---- into the van's carpeting." >Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip. >We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed. >l bring the dog out of pure intimidation. >She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened. >Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was. >Chad suggests we do it every weekend. Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries
O Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)12:31:38 No.792530606 [Reply] »792531307 >Be me >20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf. >My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf. >We're absolute besties. >Fixing up a classic van together >One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up. >Says it's about my gf. >Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome. >He did it and he's super sorry. >YouSonOfABitch.jpg >Decide to confront my gf >She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness. >ldea.gif >I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video l'll take her back. >It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again. >We film it in Chad's van. >She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position. >Dog licks her and she twitches. >He mounts her and out comes the lipstick. >She gasps as it goes in >I taunt her as he f---- her. >"Like, Who's d--- is bigger, Chad or the dog?" > "Moan" "The dog" "snort" >"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?" >"Gasp" "The dog "Glasses fall off her face" >The dog starts pumping c-- into her c--- as she whimpers. >They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot. >l tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy." >"Catching breath" o-okay "Dog pulls out & c-- pours out of her p---- into the van's carpeting." >Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip. >We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed. >l bring the dog out of pure intimidation. >She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened. >Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was. >Chad suggests we do it every weekend. Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries

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Anonymous | 543509053 2 sa. önce •.. >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLİES 6 İMAGES REPLY
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Anon is bored | /r/Greentext

>be me, bored in zoom lecture >decide to pin one of the attractive girls, maybe do some casual stroking >pin her and zoom does this thing where someone's video quality goes up when they're highlighted by someone else >her camera also zooms out to a wider angle >this is visible to everyone, not just me >she jumps back >l immediately unpin >have a guilty look on my face, she might have noticed >do it again later anyways
>be me, bored in zoom lecture >decide to pin one of the attractive girls, maybe do some casual stroking >pin her and zoom does this thing where someone's video quality goes up when they're highlighted by someone else >her camera also zooms out to a wider angle >this is visible to everyone, not just me >she jumps back >l immediately unpin >have a guilty look on my face, she might have noticed >do it again later anyways

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Anon is a Theorist | /r/Greentext

theorist-matpat.jpg (143 KB, 800x1200) google yandex iqdb wait Just A Theory Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)03:48:21 No.9427329 v >>9427452 >>9427486 >hello internet, and welcome to game theory >we are going dive head first into todays topic >black people >the interesting thing about black people is that despite being only 13% of the population they make up for- >drum roll please >over 50% of all homicides in america! >52% to be exact >that's insane! >this isnt the only shocking statistic, not by a long shot! >blacks are also responsible for 63% of all drug related crimes >they also make up for 54% of all robberies in america! >the evidence has brought me to the conclusion that black folk are- >drum roll please >a burden on society! >but hey, that's just a theory, a GAME theory > and thanks for watching
theorist-matpat.jpg (143 KB, 800x1200) google yandex iqdb wait Just A Theory Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)03:48:21 No.9427329 v >>9427452 >>9427486 >hello internet, and welcome to game theory >we are going dive head first into todays topic >black people >the interesting thing about black people is that despite being only 13% of the population they make up for- >drum roll please >over 50% of all homicides in america! >52% to be exact >that's insane! >this isnt the only shocking statistic, not by a long shot! >blacks are also responsible for 63% of all drug related crimes >they also make up for 54% of all robberies in america! >the evidence has brought me to the conclusion that black folk are- >drum roll please >a burden on society! >but hey, that's just a theory, a GAME theory > and thanks for watching

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)01:58:13 No.787483512 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 >Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice sWould have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home >At this point, totally lústing after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up >l Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister >jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >We spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way >l was totally over her >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantie) >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before >After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him
| Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)01:58:13 No.787483512 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 >Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice sWould have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home >At this point, totally lústing after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up >l Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister >jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >We spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way >l was totally over her >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantie) >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before >After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him

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Anon fixes Islamophobia | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: +OFPNMOU) A 02/09/21(Tue)19:27:44 No.307370970 File: Sneeringlmperialist2.png (124 KB, 450x450) >>307369377 (OP). >islam exists >islamophobia exists >kill all islam >islamophobia gone you're welcome OP
O Anonymous (ID: +OFPNMOU) A 02/09/21(Tue)19:27:44 No.307370970 File: Sneeringlmperialist2.png (124 KB, 450x450) >>307369377 (OP). >islam exists >islamophobia exists >kill all islam >islamophobia gone you're welcome OP

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: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)08:44:12 No.847035718 >spray glue on head >glue works >sue company for glue working as it should Tessica Brown, woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror, may sue over ordeal By esse ON Fetraaty 8. 2021 1712zan A woman has gone virel on sociel medie for using Gorilla olue in place of actual hairspray 393 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)08:44:12 No.847035718 >spray glue on head >glue works >sue company for glue working as it should Tessica Brown, woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror, may sue over ordeal By esse ON Fetraaty 8. 2021 1712zan A woman has gone virel on sociel medie for using Gorilla olue in place of actual hairspray 393 KB JPG

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