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: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:26:22 No.19102575 terfs have legit turned me sexist 9 KB GIF 28 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:26:22 No.19102575 terfs have legit turned me sexist 9 KB GIF 28 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Trojan horse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)18:39:14 No.847476465 >be me >slim physique type >want my thighs and ass to be thicc >will do squats >do squats and lunges and s--- for a few months 49 KB JPG >am thiccer now >success Now what
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)18:39:14 No.847476465 >be me >slim physique type >want my thighs and ass to be thicc >will do squats >do squats and lunges and s--- for a few months 49 KB JPG >am thiccer now >success Now what

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Anon hates Mondays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:22:20 No.847520687 >be me >hate mondays >6 days are not mondays >be happy for 85,71428571428571% of the week >mfw when its monday 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:22:20 No.847520687 >be me >hate mondays >6 days are not mondays >be happy for 85,71428571428571% of the week >mfw when its monday 13 KB JPG

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Anon meets his aunt | /r/Greentext

File: 20201115_171403.jpg (330 KB, 720x884) O Anonymous (ID: MhGb15s5 ) 11/15/20(Sun)20:01:42 No.11658074 >be me living in a rural city >have nothing to do because of the summer break >decide to hang out in the local pub >drink chocolate vodka >girls laughs at me because of my choice of drink >laugh too >go talk to her >she's cool >we drunk >we go to her car >we frick >give me her number >time skip 1 week later >family meeting >find her there >"what ?" >turns out it's one of my aunts that I never met because she lives too far >she literally runs out of the house crying >mfw I f----- my aunt
File: 20201115_171403.jpg (330 KB, 720x884) O Anonymous (ID: MhGb15s5 ) 11/15/20(Sun)20:01:42 No.11658074 >be me living in a rural city >have nothing to do because of the summer break >decide to hang out in the local pub >drink chocolate vodka >girls laughs at me because of my choice of drink >laugh too >go talk to her >she's cool >we drunk >we go to her car >we frick >give me her number >time skip 1 week later >family meeting >find her there >"what ?" >turns out it's one of my aunts that I never met because she lives too far >she literally runs out of the house crying >mfw I f----- my aunt

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Anon is a chef | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

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Anon fucks up with his beyblade | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 minut temu 786969401 >be me >got f------ fire new Beyblade today >took it to school with me >it's gym class >f--- gym class it's for f------ >decide to take my new Beyblade >it fits perfectly under my I heart boobies bracelet >my agility, control, and mastery attracts hot bitches >hot bitches all around me and my fire blade >hot girls made me nervous >quickly pop my wheels in my Heelys to nope the f--- out >big mistake >s--- hit the glass ceiling >hot bitches got too wet by my Beyblade skills >the floor was so wet >time to roll >the hot wet bitches hydroplaned my Heelys >i fall hard >woke up in jail >they tell me I did horrible things >l can't remember. >I lost 6 hours of memory >what the f--- did I do b? >where-the-f----is-my-beyblade.jpg
Anonymous 21 minut temu 786969401 >be me >got f------ fire new Beyblade today >took it to school with me >it's gym class >f--- gym class it's for f------ >decide to take my new Beyblade >it fits perfectly under my I heart boobies bracelet >my agility, control, and mastery attracts hot bitches >hot bitches all around me and my fire blade >hot girls made me nervous >quickly pop my wheels in my Heelys to nope the f--- out >big mistake >s--- hit the glass ceiling >hot bitches got too wet by my Beyblade skills >the floor was so wet >time to roll >the hot wet bitches hydroplaned my Heelys >i fall hard >woke up in jail >they tell me I did horrible things >l can't remember. >I lost 6 hours of memory >what the f--- did I do b? >where-the-f----is-my-beyblade.jpg

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Anon walks around late at night | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Anon orders a sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)0:04:57 No.544504449 Uhmmm... Welcome... What's your order? 194 KB JPG 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)00:30:47 No.544506561 >>544504449 >l'd like the chicken fajita please. Large sub, normal white bread. >What kind of cheese would you like? >Just the default one, like how it is on the picture >Normal or spicy? >Like the picture please >Toasted? >Yes please >Okay what kind of toppings would you like >Please just put whatever is supposed to go on it, so like it is pictured over there above your head >Lettuce? >Yes >Tomato? >Yes >Onion? >ls it on the picture? >I think so >Then put onion
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)0:04:57 No.544504449 Uhmmm... Welcome... What's your order? 194 KB JPG 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)00:30:47 No.544506561 >>544504449 >l'd like the chicken fajita please. Large sub, normal white bread. >What kind of cheese would you like? >Just the default one, like how it is on the picture >Normal or spicy? >Like the picture please >Toasted? >Yes please >Okay what kind of toppings would you like >Please just put whatever is supposed to go on it, so like it is pictured over there above your head >Lettuce? >Yes >Tomato? >Yes >Onion? >ls it on the picture? >I think so >Then put onion

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Anon has a bad day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 Job Greentexts This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-~8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Наррy Мeal 225 KB PNG >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative? 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 Job Greentexts This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-~8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Наррy Мeal 225 KB PNG >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative? 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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The first greentext I ever saved | /r/Greentext

3376573425632w4.jpg (11 KB, 584x331) O First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- SWEET JESUS BOMONT >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and cnrying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation.
3376573425632w4.jpg (11 KB, 584x331) O First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- SWEET JESUS BOMONT >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and cnrying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation.

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You do not pass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:31:07 No.146665352 >Inceldur, have sex! 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:32:16 No.146665413 No! >>146667405 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:36:08 No.146665583 >CAST YOUR PENIS INTO THE VAGINA! >>14666881% #
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:31:07 No.146665352 >Inceldur, have sex! 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:32:16 No.146665413 No! >>146667405 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:36:08 No.146665583 >CAST YOUR PENIS INTO THE VAGINA! >>14666881% #

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

>470059379470061165470064012 >be me >fap time >browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping >getting close >zooms in on girls face >i Stop stop >pause the video >holy f---..thats my best friends mom >im 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, ive seen younger pics of her around his house too, he told me she did some "modeling" when she was younger but its all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- >finish >devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) >revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different >send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video >literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally >he asks me what start crying laughing >i go online and show him full vid, fast forward >"you just fapped to ur mom bro" >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably >funniest moment of my life fac up >to add "oh very funny anon, f--- you" >i go >actually was..strange coincidence >he says f--- you again then freezes She slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- video to injury i jokingly say i found ur dad (his dad left before his birth, he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation) "see dude it was made the same year u were born!!" >he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- >f--- >bricks shat >lts his f------ dad >the resemblance is too close to not be..same hairstyle same looks same color skin >w-- >l immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- >l just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry >leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry >lt was true..he f------ just fapped to his conception >l apologize, don't even know what to say
>470059379470061165470064012 >be me >fap time >browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping >getting close >zooms in on girls face >i Stop stop >pause the video >holy f---..thats my best friends mom >im 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, ive seen younger pics of her around his house too, he told me she did some "modeling" when she was younger but its all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- >finish >devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) >revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different >send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video >literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally >he asks me what start crying laughing >i go online and show him full vid, fast forward >"you just fapped to ur mom bro" >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably >funniest moment of my life fac up >to add "oh very funny anon, f--- you" >i go >actually was..strange coincidence >he says f--- you again then freezes She slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- video to injury i jokingly say i found ur dad (his dad left before his birth, he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation) "see dude it was made the same year u were born!!" >he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- >f--- >bricks shat >lts his f------ dad >the resemblance is too close to not be..same hairstyle same looks same color skin >w-- >l immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- >l just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry >leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry >lt was true..he f------ just fapped to his conception >l apologize, don't even know what to say

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Anon watches king of the hill | /r/Greentext

Hank_and_Bobby.jpg 254 KB JPG >be me >turning 22, time to become a man >never really had a dad, no guidance >start watching King Of The Hill on a whim >actually bond with the characters, feel like this show allows me to partake in the normal family life that I never had >learn to grill and get a job working for a local company >start dressing like Hank Hill >saying things like "I tell you hwat" >plan to name my future son Bobby as an homage to the show >finally feel like a man Has anyone else taken the propane pill?
Hank_and_Bobby.jpg 254 KB JPG >be me >turning 22, time to become a man >never really had a dad, no guidance >start watching King Of The Hill on a whim >actually bond with the characters, feel like this show allows me to partake in the normal family life that I never had >learn to grill and get a job working for a local company >start dressing like Hank Hill >saying things like "I tell you hwat" >plan to name my future son Bobby as an homage to the show >finally feel like a man Has anyone else taken the propane pill?

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

WOJAK Orange How the F--- do you guys live a WageSlave Life? i just Finish my first day at KFC & already want to Kill myself >Crime is 100% a Option right now Gonna try & Save 2 months of pay & go back into the Drug game If not the Drug game serious Crime Risking Death/Jail through Committing crime is 100% a sensible option over wageslaving for minimum wage. Risk it all to get it all Life have no value any way
WOJAK Orange How the F--- do you guys live a WageSlave Life? i just Finish my first day at KFC & already want to Kill myself >Crime is 100% a Option right now Gonna try & Save 2 months of pay & go back into the Drug game If not the Drug game serious Crime Risking Death/Jail through Committing crime is 100% a sensible option over wageslaving for minimum wage. Risk it all to get it all Life have no value any way

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/fit/izen shares a story | /r/Greentext

20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes
20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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Anon Hacks The FBI | /r/Greentext

File: 1577068254173.jpg (1.53 MB, 2048x1536) O Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:03:43 No.146655429 >>146655975 >>146656019 >>146656362 >hacking scene >character inserts d--- in computer >"I'm in." >> Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:16:07 No.146655975 >> Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:16:52 No.146656019 >>146655429 (OP) top kek that pic I'm hacking the FBI.
File: 1577068254173.jpg (1.53 MB, 2048x1536) O Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:03:43 No.146655429 >>146655975 >>146656019 >>146656362 >hacking scene >character inserts d--- in computer >"I'm in." >> Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:16:07 No.146655975 >> Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)14:16:52 No.146656019 >>146655429 (OP) top kek that pic I'm hacking the FBI.

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anon invents a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:01:38 No.62349584 Fun New Game THIS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLEÇTION addition-to-mycollection-more-collection.gif 245 KB GIF >be me >diagnosed schizophrenic >refuse to take schizophrenia medication >come up with new and exciting game >peruse the streets for any loose pills/medication >put them in my prescribed med bottle >shake thoroughly >close eyes when ingesting meds at prescribed times >May get the schizo meds... may not >call it...schizo roulette MRW I find a colorful pill on the ground gif related
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:01:38 No.62349584 Fun New Game THIS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLEÇTION addition-to-mycollection-more-collection.gif 245 KB GIF >be me >diagnosed schizophrenic >refuse to take schizophrenia medication >come up with new and exciting game >peruse the streets for any loose pills/medication >put them in my prescribed med bottle >shake thoroughly >close eyes when ingesting meds at prescribed times >May get the schizo meds... may not >call it...schizo roulette MRW I find a colorful pill on the ground gif related

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anon takes the bus | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/16/2 >be me >broke >take bus home >8/10 sits next to me >obviously tired >"Long shift?" >she changes seat what did i do wrong? + 5 replies omitted. Clic Anonymous 02/1 >>847485970 Meanie Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:02:55 No.847486060 >>847485525 (OP). Gave a f--- about women in 2021. Next.
U Anonymous 02/16/2 >be me >broke >take bus home >8/10 sits next to me >obviously tired >"Long shift?" >she changes seat what did i do wrong? + 5 replies omitted. Clic Anonymous 02/1 >>847485970 Meanie Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:02:55 No.847486060 >>847485525 (OP). Gave a f--- about women in 2021. Next.

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Anon rides the train | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:05:30 No.847494161 TRAIN 87403823-621B-4513-A23B-7A4711C8CA9A.jpg 56 KB JPG > be me > autistic > depressed > ride train > no longer depressed > thanks autism
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:05:30 No.847494161 TRAIN 87403823-621B-4513-A23B-7A4711C8CA9A.jpg 56 KB JPG > be me > autistic > depressed > ride train > no longer depressed > thanks autism

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Anon is new | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:40:42 No.847480732 Hey everyone, I have never used 4chan before and I only heard about this place from reddit, what's this place like? 133 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:45:11 No.847480973 >>847480732 (OP) # There are a lot of Nazis and pedophiles. Also, p---.
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:40:42 No.847480732 Hey everyone, I have never used 4chan before and I only heard about this place from reddit, what's this place like? 133 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:45:11 No.847480973 >>847480732 (OP) # There are a lot of Nazis and pedophiles. Also, p---.

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