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Anon questions his knowledge about Texans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZBEAQTIJ ) E 02/16/21(Tue)19:29:23 No.308442622 The Guardian >mild winter News Opialon Sport Calture Libestyle >die Were we wrong about Texasbros US weather Millions without power and 15 dead as ferocious winter weather sweeps US this whole time? Before this I 284 KB PNG thought they were based 40 Replies / 11 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: ZBEAQTIJ ) E 02/16/21(Tue)19:29:23 No.308442622 The Guardian >mild winter News Opialon Sport Calture Libestyle >die Were we wrong about Texasbros US weather Millions without power and 15 dead as ferocious winter weather sweeps US this whole time? Before this I 284 KB PNG thought they were based 40 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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Anon is psychic | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [D Auto] File: scaredpepe.jpg (149 KB, 1500x1500) O Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:57:10 No.847545859 >Be me >Roll out of bed and head to the whiz palace >Think about spiders >Open door to bathroom >Giant ass spider sitting there starts rushing towards me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [D Auto] File: scaredpepe.jpg (149 KB, 1500x1500) O Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:57:10 No.847545859 >Be me >Roll out of bed and head to the whiz palace >Think about spiders >Open door to bathroom >Giant ass spider sitting there starts rushing towards me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]

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Anon wonders what could go wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)23:42:49 No.847472711 1593537935431.png 32 KB PNG Good day anons, I really hope nothing happens to my cool towers.
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)23:42:49 No.847472711 1593537935431.png 32 KB PNG Good day anons, I really hope nothing happens to my cool towers.

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Those balls can bounce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.847576597 DANG >be me >be in 2nd grade >have hyperactive imagination >pretend to throw a bouncy ball and watch it bounce all around the classroom THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT and land back in my hand 388 KB JPG >pretend to catch it >2nd grade stacy snarkily chimes in "ur not allowed to have bouncy balls in class" >mfw bitch thought i actually tossed the most legendary bouncy ball throw of all time and didnt even act impressed View Thread
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:38:52 No.847576597 DANG >be me >be in 2nd grade >have hyperactive imagination >pretend to throw a bouncy ball and watch it bounce all around the classroom THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT and land back in my hand 388 KB JPG >pretend to catch it >2nd grade stacy snarkily chimes in "ur not allowed to have bouncy balls in class" >mfw bitch thought i actually tossed the most legendary bouncy ball throw of all time and didnt even act impressed View Thread

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Anon is bored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)13:31:24 No.847600190 >be me, bored in a zoom lesson >people have cams on >idea.png >start drawing random bimbos from class >draw a random one each day, seems fun enough >get stuck on a specific one, can't 675 KB PNG draw anyone else >show to friend because autism >friend says that that's borderline stalking, stops talking to me >doesn't matter >go to school to get some papers, the whole class is there >have a surprising feeling of superiority over every person that I've drawn, whereas before couldn't even look some of them in the eye Have I found the way, /b/ros?
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)13:31:24 No.847600190 >be me, bored in a zoom lesson >people have cams on >idea.png >start drawing random bimbos from class >draw a random one each day, seems fun enough >get stuck on a specific one, can't 675 KB PNG draw anyone else >show to friend because autism >friend says that that's borderline stalking, stops talking to me >doesn't matter >go to school to get some papers, the whole class is there >have a surprising feeling of superiority over every person that I've drawn, whereas before couldn't even look some of them in the eye Have I found the way, /b/ros?

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Anon had a weed phase | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)15:02:24 No.847604122 >be me end of high school >be in weed phase MILLIONAIRE >come to class high af >red af eyes reeking of weed >everyone looks at me and teacher asks if i smoked weed 64 KB JPG >too high to think of what to say >"no teacher i drank my dad's cannabis scent parfume and got drunk from alcohol in it" >teacher looks at me worried >i pull out my parfume from my backpack and drink it to prove myself >end up in a hospital >got suspended for being drunk in class
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)15:02:24 No.847604122 >be me end of high school >be in weed phase MILLIONAIRE >come to class high af >red af eyes reeking of weed >everyone looks at me and teacher asks if i smoked weed 64 KB JPG >too high to think of what to say >"no teacher i drank my dad's cannabis scent parfume and got drunk from alcohol in it" >teacher looks at me worried >i pull out my parfume from my backpack and drink it to prove myself >end up in a hospital >got suspended for being drunk in class

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he didnt say no homo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous = 02/16/21(Tue)22:14:04 No.139673941 >>139674146 >watching a chaturbate steam >a girl is sucking cocks of three guys >after a while she stands up and jerks two of them off >one of the guys starts making out with her dude w--? did you miss the part were she sucked the cocks of your mates there?
Anonymous = 02/16/21(Tue)22:14:04 No.139673941 >>139674146 >watching a chaturbate steam >a girl is sucking cocks of three guys >after a while she stands up and jerks two of them off >one of the guys starts making out with her dude w--? did you miss the part were she sucked the cocks of your mates there?

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Anon enters the dating scene. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:06:23 No.847585563 >make tinder/okcupid/etc. >use my real photos >only get a few matches over entire time using >make okcupid joke profile >pfp is smoking pepe >all "questions" answered like 1.19 MB GIF "send nudes" "show me your t---" etc. >already have 5 likes in an hour >smokingpepe.gif II II : Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:22:05 No.847586452 : Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:25:58 No.847586701 Pog 771 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:06:23 No.847585563 >make tinder/okcupid/etc. >use my real photos >only get a few matches over entire time using >make okcupid joke profile >pfp is smoking pepe >all "questions" answered like 1.19 MB GIF "send nudes" "show me your t---" etc. >already have 5 likes in an hour >smokingpepe.gif II II : Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:22:05 No.847586452 : Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)01:25:58 No.847586701 Pog 771 KB PNG

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Amogus character limit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:17:28 No.847575195 HOLY F------ S--- IS THAT A M------------ AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1 !1!1! AMONG US IS THE BEST F------ GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME 38 KB PNG SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING 02 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! Any sus! Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! Where!Any sus Any sus! Where! Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where! Any sus! Where! Where! Where!Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where! Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! I think it was purple!lt wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!! r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:19:38 No.847575359 354 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:17:28 No.847575195 HOLY F------ S--- IS THAT A M------------ AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1 !1!1! AMONG US IS THE BEST F------ GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME 38 KB PNG SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING 02 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! Any sus! Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! Where!Any sus Any sus! Where! Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where! Any sus! Where! Where! Where!Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where! Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! I think it was purple!lt wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!! r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)22:19:38 No.847575359 354 KB PNG

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Anon writes assessment | /r/Greentext

>be me >ausfag >friend introduces me to 4chan via some obscure YLYL threads about a year ago >remember 4chan exists about 2-3 months ago >begin browsing /b/ >cut to now >trying to write assessment on someone digging up Aboriginal bodies >have to try my hardest to write "Aboriginal" instead of "n-----" You've ruined me, /b/.
>be me >ausfag >friend introduces me to 4chan via some obscure YLYL threads about a year ago >remember 4chan exists about 2-3 months ago >begin browsing /b/ >cut to now >trying to write assessment on someone digging up Aboriginal bodies >have to try my hardest to write "Aboriginal" instead of "n-----" You've ruined me, /b/.

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Anon goes to the doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)03:12:20 No.62365902 >Gyms finally open again, start working out once more >get shoulder problems, right shoulder feels unstable >just in case schedule an appointment with my doctor just to check out if its anything major 368 KB GIF >get there >everyone is wearing 2-3 masks and a Kiver-M Faceshield >ok anon Nicole will see you now >Nicole >Doc wasn't available >have to stand there with my shirt off as this nurse pokes and feels around my biceps and traps asking if it hurts >no >yeah it's probably just from gyms being closed and your body getting used to it again. >125 dollars Amazing, I love our medical heroes.
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)03:12:20 No.62365902 >Gyms finally open again, start working out once more >get shoulder problems, right shoulder feels unstable >just in case schedule an appointment with my doctor just to check out if its anything major 368 KB GIF >get there >everyone is wearing 2-3 masks and a Kiver-M Faceshield >ok anon Nicole will see you now >Nicole >Doc wasn't available >have to stand there with my shirt off as this nurse pokes and feels around my biceps and traps asking if it hurts >no >yeah it's probably just from gyms being closed and your body getting used to it again. >125 dollars Amazing, I love our medical heroes.

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Anon thinks of something funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] ► >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.
File: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] ► >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.

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OP listens to music. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)20:54:08 No.101678713 >song starts >enjoying it >female vocals come in >instantly turn off the album and never listen again 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)20:54:08 No.101678713 >song starts >enjoying it >female vocals come in >instantly turn off the album and never listen again 50 KB JPG

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Anon plays runescape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:28 No.62270789 1599948256146.png (17 KB, 172x152) >grinding mining on oldschool runescape >suddenly ask myself what's the whole point of it anyway >remember there's no point to life at all >keep grinding
Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:28 No.62270789 1599948256146.png (17 KB, 172x152) >grinding mining on oldschool runescape >suddenly ask myself what's the whole point of it anyway >remember there's no point to life at all >keep grinding

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Anon decides to use 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)09:27:34 No.847581444 >decide to use 4chan >go on AN >instantly get morbidly obese and racist 27 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)09:27:34 No.847581444 >decide to use 4chan >go on AN >instantly get morbidly obese and racist 27 KB JPG

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At least he admitted to being an asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)08:52:13 No.62328987 Kinda reminds me of when I got outted as a virgin. Guy I went to high school with got hired at my workplace. >typically normie talk occurs about relationships. >everyone is of course chatting it up 437 KB JPG about exes >someone asks if I have any horrible exes and before I could even answer the new guy started shouting how back in school I never had a gf and am a virgin >round of laughter ensued and someone asked if it was true >as to NOT be made into a laughing stock and made a fool of I decided to double down on this and make the new guy look like an ads >"yeah, it's true I'm a virgin. I got molested when I was young and have personal contact issues" >room went dead silent followed by several appollogies for laughing at me. >other coworker straight up calls new guy an ass for making fun of me. Being a manipulative c--- has it's moments
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)08:52:13 No.62328987 Kinda reminds me of when I got outted as a virgin. Guy I went to high school with got hired at my workplace. >typically normie talk occurs about relationships. >everyone is of course chatting it up 437 KB JPG about exes >someone asks if I have any horrible exes and before I could even answer the new guy started shouting how back in school I never had a gf and am a virgin >round of laughter ensued and someone asked if it was true >as to NOT be made into a laughing stock and made a fool of I decided to double down on this and make the new guy look like an ads >"yeah, it's true I'm a virgin. I got molested when I was young and have personal contact issues" >room went dead silent followed by several appollogies for laughing at me. >other coworker straight up calls new guy an ass for making fun of me. Being a manipulative c--- has it's moments

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Anon has a shitty friend | /r/Greentext

File: 79129414.png (111 KB, 294x348) Women reaction to finding out you're a virgin Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)19:36:30 No.62326339 [Reply] Hey robots (especially older robots), l'd like to hear how some women reacted to finding out you're a virgin. Whether it was positive or negative. >25 and started a job and worked there for 3 months >male co-workers are talking about sex >they ask me when my first time was >tried to lie and said "oh I was like 17 so kinda late" >have friend that works there >he yells out "W-- NO HE DIDN'T HE'S A VIRGIN!" >coworkers all gasp and some laugh >they ask how that's possible because I'm fit and they say they love talking to me >have female coworkers coming up to me throughout the day asking questions >"Are you religious or something?" "How is that possible you're so cute." It's okay anon I don't judge you." "Yeah you have a virgin look to you." >felt like s--- throughout the day and from then on I was known as the virgin I'd say bad experience overall.
File: 79129414.png (111 KB, 294x348) Women reaction to finding out you're a virgin Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)19:36:30 No.62326339 [Reply] Hey robots (especially older robots), l'd like to hear how some women reacted to finding out you're a virgin. Whether it was positive or negative. >25 and started a job and worked there for 3 months >male co-workers are talking about sex >they ask me when my first time was >tried to lie and said "oh I was like 17 so kinda late" >have friend that works there >he yells out "W-- NO HE DIDN'T HE'S A VIRGIN!" >coworkers all gasp and some laugh >they ask how that's possible because I'm fit and they say they love talking to me >have female coworkers coming up to me throughout the day asking questions >"Are you religious or something?" "How is that possible you're so cute." It's okay anon I don't judge you." "Yeah you have a virgin look to you." >felt like s--- throughout the day and from then on I was known as the virgin I'd say bad experience overall.

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Anon is weak | /r/Greentext

>try doing one push up >fall on my stomach >arms ache >chest suddenly feels tight and squeezing sensation like im having a heart attack i'll stay weak forever 1h (2/16 13:44) · 62355382 1 Reply >>62355278 (OP) Have you tried not being origanoli fat? 1h (2/16 13:51) · 62355447 1 Reply >>62355278 (OP) Start with woman push ups. Instead of your toes, use your knees.
>try doing one push up >fall on my stomach >arms ache >chest suddenly feels tight and squeezing sensation like im having a heart attack i'll stay weak forever 1h (2/16 13:44) · 62355382 1 Reply >>62355278 (OP) Have you tried not being origanoli fat? 1h (2/16 13:51) · 62355447 1 Reply >>62355278 (OP) Start with woman push ups. Instead of your toes, use your knees.

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Anon has a boyfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF : Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF : Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG

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