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Anon is quiet | /r/Greentext

No.62388647 2 hours ago 1569635967813.jpg JPG 78.2 KiB 918x597 >>62388540 (OP) >Always the quiet kid in school >Nearly mute outside school projects >People still liked me, I always ended up doing most to the research and writing work while they mainly made the presentation >l was okay with it >Comes end of school >Have a small thesis to defend, I choose arms production in WW2 >Gave the presentation somewhat decently, it was my favourite topic and most of it consisted of contained mini ramblings >Got a A+ >At the end of the presentation the teacher says "It was the first time l've ever heard you speak" >tfw I had the same history teacher for 3 years >tfw in 3 years, I never spoke one word to her or in any projects she gave me >tfw I just nodded with my head and went to sit down 1 reply
No.62388647 2 hours ago 1569635967813.jpg JPG 78.2 KiB 918x597 >>62388540 (OP) >Always the quiet kid in school >Nearly mute outside school projects >People still liked me, I always ended up doing most to the research and writing work while they mainly made the presentation >l was okay with it >Comes end of school >Have a small thesis to defend, I choose arms production in WW2 >Gave the presentation somewhat decently, it was my favourite topic and most of it consisted of contained mini ramblings >Got a A+ >At the end of the presentation the teacher says "It was the first time l've ever heard you speak" >tfw I had the same history teacher for 3 years >tfw in 3 years, I never spoke one word to her or in any projects she gave me >tfw I just nodded with my head and went to sit down 1 reply

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Anon secretly a manlet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close 44 KB JPG >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #
: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close 44 KB JPG >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

So l've been into this girl for awhile now and yesterday I told her how I felt and she turned me down so I called her a stupid w---- and told her I was going to kill myself and it was going to be all her fault as a joke. She called my mom and now she's trying to force me to go to therapy. What do I do and how can I convince all of them that it was just a joke and I'm not crazy? 56m (2/18 21:13) · 847692428 GIF · 185KB · (220 × 220) 1 Reply Stop it. >>847692279 (OP) >as a joke >as a joke >as a joke what a retarded f----- you are. you probably need therapy
So l've been into this girl for awhile now and yesterday I told her how I felt and she turned me down so I called her a stupid w---- and told her I was going to kill myself and it was going to be all her fault as a joke. She called my mom and now she's trying to force me to go to therapy. What do I do and how can I convince all of them that it was just a joke and I'm not crazy? 56m (2/18 21:13) · 847692428 GIF · 185KB · (220 × 220) 1 Reply Stop it. >>847692279 (OP) >as a joke >as a joke >as a joke what a retarded f----- you are. you probably need therapy

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Anon had OCD | /r/Greentext

1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?
1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?

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Anon doesn't have sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why is the human penis so big? 02/15/21(Mon)22:12:30 No.12709703 Why do humans have such massive penises compared to other great apes? Our penises are way bigger in both absolute terms and relative to body mass. What evolutionary pressure lead to this development? 220 KB PNG 103 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:48:43 No.12719681 >>12710051 # Please shut the f--- up, you retarded troglodyte. Have sex and come back.
: Anonymous Why is the human penis so big? 02/15/21(Mon)22:12:30 No.12709703 Why do humans have such massive penises compared to other great apes? Our penises are way bigger in both absolute terms and relative to body mass. What evolutionary pressure lead to this development? 220 KB PNG 103 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:48:43 No.12719681 >>12710051 # Please shut the f--- up, you retarded troglodyte. Have sex and come back.

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Anon learns a valuable lesson. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months
O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

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Anon's real imaginary gf dies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:24:10 No.62346717 >girl I've been stalking for the past 3 years just died in a car accident she was so cute 240 KB PNG 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:24:10 No.62346717 >girl I've been stalking for the past 3 years just died in a car accident she was so cute 240 KB PNG 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21 (Thu)13:24:34 No.847683902 >be me, 15 >fat as f--- >only stay inside and play world of warcraft all day >bullied by everyone >world of warcraft gets boring >stop playing and start caring sad apu 51 KB PNG about the real world >late puberty >lose a bunch of weight and start looking somewhat attractive >be 18 looking way better than all of my bullies >girls are actually interested now >never learned social skills >choose the most toxic girls to be with just because they offered sex quickly >get heartbroken 3 times >be 21 >develop depression and a fear of talking to girls >start drinking >all the bullies have functional relationships >bullies won
: Anonymous 02/18/21 (Thu)13:24:34 No.847683902 >be me, 15 >fat as f--- >only stay inside and play world of warcraft all day >bullied by everyone >world of warcraft gets boring >stop playing and start caring sad apu 51 KB PNG about the real world >late puberty >lose a bunch of weight and start looking somewhat attractive >be 18 looking way better than all of my bullies >girls are actually interested now >never learned social skills >choose the most toxic girls to be with just because they offered sex quickly >get heartbroken 3 times >be 21 >develop depression and a fear of talking to girls >start drinking >all the bullies have functional relationships >bullies won

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anon was lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)19:37:18 No.847688136 File: 1600154132403.jpg (54 KB, 793x786) I will start >be me >be 16 >be good at soccer >play a final match for school, inter school >everyone has parents coming, big bro/sis, small bro/sis >no one is coming from my family >play good and score a goal >game is over, we win 3-1 anons >everybody is hugging their parents, sis/bro and with coach etc >am looking around, no one is asking for me >take my cleats in my hand and leave the ground >listening to eminem, beautiful.mp3 >miss the team photo and medals >come back home >sleep mfw
Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)19:37:18 No.847688136 File: 1600154132403.jpg (54 KB, 793x786) I will start >be me >be 16 >be good at soccer >play a final match for school, inter school >everyone has parents coming, big bro/sis, small bro/sis >no one is coming from my family >play good and score a goal >game is over, we win 3-1 anons >everybody is hugging their parents, sis/bro and with coach etc >am looking around, no one is asking for me >take my cleats in my hand and leave the ground >listening to eminem, beautiful.mp3 >miss the team photo and medals >come back home >sleep mfw

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Anon changes habits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:38:47 No.847679625 >be me 20 >depressed af >corona lockdown >used to be a heavy weed smoker >getting to dealers gets more difficult and dangerous because 13 KB JPG lockdown >decide to take a break >realize that i can easily live without weed >start playing a lot of video games >still depressed, bored of being sober >never really liked alcohol because of taste >decide to experiment >buy a really sweet liquor >i like the taste >get so drunk i cant think >find out being drunk numbs depression and anxiety way more than weed >why didnt i do this before >wake up, drink, play video games, drink, more video games, drink, sleep, repeat >this makes corona lifestyle okay >im happy >i became an alcoholic >mfw
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:38:47 No.847679625 >be me 20 >depressed af >corona lockdown >used to be a heavy weed smoker >getting to dealers gets more difficult and dangerous because 13 KB JPG lockdown >decide to take a break >realize that i can easily live without weed >start playing a lot of video games >still depressed, bored of being sober >never really liked alcohol because of taste >decide to experiment >buy a really sweet liquor >i like the taste >get so drunk i cant think >find out being drunk numbs depression and anxiety way more than weed >why didnt i do this before >wake up, drink, play video games, drink, more video games, drink, sleep, repeat >this makes corona lifestyle okay >im happy >i became an alcoholic >mfw

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Anons dishwasher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fk 06/26/19(Wed)23:44:10 No.53097331 >be me >put knife in dishwasher >She dies >Mfw 23 KB PNG
: Anonymous Fk 06/26/19(Wed)23:44:10 No.53097331 >be me >put knife in dishwasher >She dies >Mfw 23 KB PNG

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Anon enjoys school | /r/Greentext

>be me >in private school >super small only has about 50 students >all normies who have never lifted a weight or played a sport in their life 1.45 MB PNG Flash to gym class >wait in back of gym > other team takes out all of my team except me It'stime.jpg > plug headphones in >start blasting doom soundtrack Rip&tear.jpg >take first ball >rip it into first nerd's face >break his jaw and knock out teeth >kid starts pouring blood and crying >other kids are screaming >start ripping balls randomly , shattering teeth and cracking ribs >after the last kid gets knocked out I get restrained by teachers Unlimited power.png >throw a hook into teacher's face >hear bone crack >get kicked out of school > not allowed to teach ever again
>be me >in private school >super small only has about 50 students >all normies who have never lifted a weight or played a sport in their life 1.45 MB PNG Flash to gym class >wait in back of gym > other team takes out all of my team except me It'stime.jpg > plug headphones in >start blasting doom soundtrack Rip&tear.jpg >take first ball >rip it into first nerd's face >break his jaw and knock out teeth >kid starts pouring blood and crying >other kids are screaming >start ripping balls randomly , shattering teeth and cracking ribs >after the last kid gets knocked out I get restrained by teachers Unlimited power.png >throw a hook into teacher's face >hear bone crack >get kicked out of school > not allowed to teach ever again

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Nice drink | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 ► >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP). >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke
O Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 ► >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP). >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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Anon has ascended | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous02/15/17(Wed)20:31:25 No.34899783 >talked to a girl today >didn't instantly fall in love I've ascended boys, it was nice knowin ya. I'm off to other normie things now. 104 KB JPG
: Anonymous02/15/17(Wed)20:31:25 No.34899783 >talked to a girl today >didn't instantly fall in love I've ascended boys, it was nice knowin ya. I'm off to other normie things now. 104 KB JPG

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Anon is lib-center | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)22:38:20 No.847659794 NEW HOT POCKETS If I identify as "they/them" can I get two tax returns? Or three? sandwiches TIDE PODS i ferbidden fruit Pros 1.04 MB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)22:38:20 No.847659794 NEW HOT POCKETS If I identify as "they/them" can I get two tax returns? Or three? sandwiches TIDE PODS i ferbidden fruit Pros 1.04 MB PNG View Thread

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Anon has been in a relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:13:16 No.23615230 >am single >want a girlfriend >have a girlfriend >want to be single w-- is this black magic 163 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:24:19 No.23615257 >be single >think a relationship is all cuddling and sex >get relationship >realize it is actually a lot of work and stress >can't deal with it >want out Honestly 90% of you f--- complaining about not being able to get a girlfriend wouldn't be able to handle it anyways.
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:13:16 No.23615230 >am single >want a girlfriend >have a girlfriend >want to be single w-- is this black magic 163 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:24:19 No.23615257 >be single >think a relationship is all cuddling and sex >get relationship >realize it is actually a lot of work and stress >can't deal with it >want out Honestly 90% of you f--- complaining about not being able to get a girlfriend wouldn't be able to handle it anyways.

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Anon grows up | /r/Greentext

No.847673080 9 minutes ago AD2015A9-8420-4057-84DA-0A2A3B7A02E2.png PNG 136.6 KİB 400x388 God f--- me >I plugged in my old Xbox 360 earlier tonight >l wanted to play a game but I just spent an hour looking at all my conversations, achievements, friends, etc >think about how happy this black box made me over the years >feel emotional nostalgia but nothing too sappy, just reminiscing how awesome my life used to be >eventually got over the nostalgia and went to sleep >had a dream/flashback of my 12th birthday, my mom let me stay up late on a school night so I could play Halo with my friends >friends who I haven't thought of in years >friends who would talk to me for hours on Xbox. No responsibilities, just worrying about beating the other person's score >dream of all the great memories I've had with these people >wake up >no longer a kid >no longer have friends who I could hold a conversation with for more than an hour >no more actual enjoyable memories playing video games >just me, an adult with responsibilities, crying for the first time in months >l could achieve everything I ever wanted to in life, but l'll never be as happy as I was back then •..
No.847673080 9 minutes ago AD2015A9-8420-4057-84DA-0A2A3B7A02E2.png PNG 136.6 KİB 400x388 God f--- me >I plugged in my old Xbox 360 earlier tonight >l wanted to play a game but I just spent an hour looking at all my conversations, achievements, friends, etc >think about how happy this black box made me over the years >feel emotional nostalgia but nothing too sappy, just reminiscing how awesome my life used to be >eventually got over the nostalgia and went to sleep >had a dream/flashback of my 12th birthday, my mom let me stay up late on a school night so I could play Halo with my friends >friends who I haven't thought of in years >friends who would talk to me for hours on Xbox. No responsibilities, just worrying about beating the other person's score >dream of all the great memories I've had with these people >wake up >no longer a kid >no longer have friends who I could hold a conversation with for more than an hour >no more actual enjoyable memories playing video games >just me, an adult with responsibilities, crying for the first time in months >l could achieve everything I ever wanted to in life, but l'll never be as happy as I was back then •..

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Anon loves fire trucks | /r/Greentext

positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:57:09 No.847680282 >be me 16 lazy af >switch to a private school >everyone in my new class is a literal f------ retard >2 kids with legitimate special needs, one kid thats constantly on drugs, rest of the class heavily 8 KB JPG below average intelligence >i bearly passed stuff in my old school >compared to these kids im a f------ genius >teachers are fascinated that i can do basic math problems >start getting straight As >parents think i finally started studying >keep not doing anything for the next 5 years until college >now 21 failed all of my college classes because i dont know s--- >dont know how ill manage to pass anything >corona starts >take a gap year to learn everything that i didnt (everything) >mfw re-learning the multiplication table at 21
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)11:57:09 No.847680282 >be me 16 lazy af >switch to a private school >everyone in my new class is a literal f------ retard >2 kids with legitimate special needs, one kid thats constantly on drugs, rest of the class heavily 8 KB JPG below average intelligence >i bearly passed stuff in my old school >compared to these kids im a f------ genius >teachers are fascinated that i can do basic math problems >start getting straight As >parents think i finally started studying >keep not doing anything for the next 5 years until college >now 21 failed all of my college classes because i dont know s--- >dont know how ill manage to pass anything >corona starts >take a gap year to learn everything that i didnt (everything) >mfw re-learning the multiplication table at 21

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Trailer park ranger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)17:49:39 No.847635934 qfrgtnxy9mr41.jpg 103 KB JPG >be me homeless cuz covid and polar vortex lost everything penniless. >receive $2000 biden buxx stimmy wimmy >walk to walmart, buy a generator, and 4 large wheels, tank to hold gas, rest of pic related. >take a cart from Walmart as you leave as they are sturdy and they have 2000 of them at every store and don't give a f--- if they are lying ran over in a ditch for 2 years. >live forever free and only have to pay for gas, which will last forever because you will only have the weight of machine you have built, your body, and whatever you are attempting to move. >build to whatever scale is necessary as if you are very small and don't need to go far, you could probably get better gas mileage. >only ever travel on back roads or very late at night so you wouldn't get caught. >You could probably add damn near anything to it with a cover for win and 12v battery to power a toaster oven or some b-------, buy frozen meals from a store, and then cook them traveling around as a uber eats to make money. So, how do you like my plan anons?
: Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)17:49:39 No.847635934 qfrgtnxy9mr41.jpg 103 KB JPG >be me homeless cuz covid and polar vortex lost everything penniless. >receive $2000 biden buxx stimmy wimmy >walk to walmart, buy a generator, and 4 large wheels, tank to hold gas, rest of pic related. >take a cart from Walmart as you leave as they are sturdy and they have 2000 of them at every store and don't give a f--- if they are lying ran over in a ditch for 2 years. >live forever free and only have to pay for gas, which will last forever because you will only have the weight of machine you have built, your body, and whatever you are attempting to move. >build to whatever scale is necessary as if you are very small and don't need to go far, you could probably get better gas mileage. >only ever travel on back roads or very late at night so you wouldn't get caught. >You could probably add damn near anything to it with a cover for win and 12v battery to power a toaster oven or some b-------, buy frozen meals from a store, and then cook them traveling around as a uber eats to make money. So, how do you like my plan anons?

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