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: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?

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Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF
Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF

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Anon starts a band | /r/Greentext

File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP). thanks anon >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 File: 1611116791333.gif (615 KB, 250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow * O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP) T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 ► File: 122733239_281422292552714(.).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 ► File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 >>847842564 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noo000000 O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 > File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread
File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP). thanks anon >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 File: 1611116791333.gif (615 KB, 250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow * O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP) T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 ► File: 122733239_281422292552714(.).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 ► File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 >>847842564 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noo000000 O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 > File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread

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Kick savior | /r/Greentext

File: hollow.jpg (21 KB, 636x490) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)05:58:04 No.62401182 [Reply] >>62401564 >>62401581 >>62401659 >be me >2 years ago >be a part of a group of "friends" with whom I play videogames >know all of them in real life since we met through club activities >only reason why I am even "allowed" there is because of my skills >socially awkward ever since I could remember >one day I join them in voice chat while they are waiting for a game >"hey guys" >they ignore me >"is there something wrong?" >"hey, lets just create a private room somewhere else" they say to each other >all of them leave the vc >takes a second to realise >mfw >cry myself to sleep >decide to never associate with another human being ever again + 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)06:40:53 No.62401564 D>>62401581 File: ECqXHZhX4AE1C7H.jpg:large.jpg (373 KB, 1536x2048) >>62401182 (OP) # Hey anon, it's >>62401287 #. Post your Discord so we can chat and play vidya.
File: hollow.jpg (21 KB, 636x490) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)05:58:04 No.62401182 [Reply] >>62401564 >>62401581 >>62401659 >be me >2 years ago >be a part of a group of "friends" with whom I play videogames >know all of them in real life since we met through club activities >only reason why I am even "allowed" there is because of my skills >socially awkward ever since I could remember >one day I join them in voice chat while they are waiting for a game >"hey guys" >they ignore me >"is there something wrong?" >"hey, lets just create a private room somewhere else" they say to each other >all of them leave the vc >takes a second to realise >mfw >cry myself to sleep >decide to never associate with another human being ever again + 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)06:40:53 No.62401564 D>>62401581 File: ECqXHZhX4AE1C7H.jpg:large.jpg (373 KB, 1536x2048) >>62401182 (OP) # Hey anon, it's >>62401287 #. Post your Discord so we can chat and play vidya.

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Anon's cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:19:16 No.847794258 >eat >s--- nothing gained nothing lost 1.19 MB PNG why do you perpetuate the cycle? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:32:06 No.847795049 do something besides sit on your ass all day f------ retard f----- kys
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:19:16 No.847794258 >eat >s--- nothing gained nothing lost 1.19 MB PNG why do you perpetuate the cycle? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:32:06 No.847795049 do something besides sit on your ass all day f------ retard f----- kys

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

_4665.png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23:39 No.8316931 8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 228316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 228316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36: 16 No.8316946 28316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 228316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 2>8316950 Thanks
_4665.png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23:39 No.8316931 8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 228316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 228316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36: 16 No.8316946 28316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 228316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 2>8316950 Thanks

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Anon is a hell spawn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying TNT 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?
Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying TNT 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?

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Visa declined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:40:43 No.62397162 >Be me >Be a 19 year old virgin that's never had a gf >Try my hand at dating sites >Rarely ever get matches that never go anywhere >Manage to match with a girl on 76 KB JPG OkCupid >We hit it off pretty well >She said that the idea of dating is uncertain for her because she said that her ex-boyfriend recently took her "V-Card" >My dumbass thought that V-Card was some sort of credit card and that her boyfriend stole it so I asked her "what did he do with it?" Since then l've resigned myself to f------ only prostitutes and never having an SO
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:40:43 No.62397162 >Be me >Be a 19 year old virgin that's never had a gf >Try my hand at dating sites >Rarely ever get matches that never go anywhere >Manage to match with a girl on 76 KB JPG OkCupid >We hit it off pretty well >She said that the idea of dating is uncertain for her because she said that her ex-boyfriend recently took her "V-Card" >My dumbass thought that V-Card was some sort of credit card and that her boyfriend stole it so I asked her "what did he do with it?" Since then l've resigned myself to f------ only prostitutes and never having an SO

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Anon loves ping pong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #
: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #

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anon stands up to bully | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:20:58 No.847798148 | >>847793709 (OP) >Be me in middle school >Quiet and small >One day little friend is being picked on >I confront bully and he boxes my f----- head off. >Rest of class shames me, except little friend. >Years later little friend gets growth spurt, starts lifting, suddenly has a million girls on his d---. >l'm still a f----- loser That's it.
Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:20:58 No.847798148 | >>847793709 (OP) >Be me in middle school >Quiet and small >One day little friend is being picked on >I confront bully and he boxes my f----- head off. >Rest of class shames me, except little friend. >Years later little friend gets growth spurt, starts lifting, suddenly has a million girls on his d---. >l'm still a f----- loser That's it.

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Anon gets a Bluetooth speaker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rZjfw/by ) 08/15/14(Fri)13:47:15 No.562739680 >be me >it is Christmas >open first present, Bluetooth speakers >play some Christmas music >proceed to open more presents >master has given dobby a sock >have a good time 67 KB JPG >family all there >going up for a shower >get dat boner >rub it out while watching p--- on my phone >come downstairs, family looks horrified >the speakers broadcasted all the p--- >mfw
Anonymous (ID: rZjfw/by ) 08/15/14(Fri)13:47:15 No.562739680 >be me >it is Christmas >open first present, Bluetooth speakers >play some Christmas music >proceed to open more presents >master has given dobby a sock >have a good time 67 KB JPG >family all there >going up for a shower >get dat boner >rub it out while watching p--- on my phone >come downstairs, family looks horrified >the speakers broadcasted all the p--- >mfw

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/pol/ack posts on Facebook | /r/Greentext

1/7 FSUTANYY (OP) · 14m (2/19 23:04) · 308865446 21 Re · 1 Img · JPG · 17KB · (340 × 340) 6 Replies Gotcha >be me >be bong >post about Jews on Facebook >police knock on my door to take me to the station >they want to speak to me about a possible hate crime >ask for a solicitor >wait 6 hours in cell with nothing but a cup of water >door opens >solicitor has arrived and I can have a private conversation before police interview >solicitor is Jewish
1/7 FSUTANYY (OP) · 14m (2/19 23:04) · 308865446 21 Re · 1 Img · JPG · 17KB · (340 × 340) 6 Replies Gotcha >be me >be bong >post about Jews on Facebook >police knock on my door to take me to the station >they want to speak to me about a possible hate crime >ask for a solicitor >wait 6 hours in cell with nothing but a cup of water >door opens >solicitor has arrived and I can have a private conversation before police interview >solicitor is Jewish

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Anons are weird | /r/Greentext

5m (2/20 12:50) · 847830951 1 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 3KB · (224 × 225) >Be me >20 years old >A little bit shy but socially competent >Student Athlete at universityI always wanted to go to >Interested in my degree and good job availability in the field >Love my sport >Great group of friends >Loving Family >Life is good >Wanna kill myself anyway 3m (2/20 12:53) · 847831074 >Be me >19 >Don't know what to do in life >Barley spoken to anyone in like a year >Still somehow happier than you
5m (2/20 12:50) · 847830951 1 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 3KB · (224 × 225) >Be me >20 years old >A little bit shy but socially competent >Student Athlete at universityI always wanted to go to >Interested in my degree and good job availability in the field >Love my sport >Great group of friends >Loving Family >Life is good >Wanna kill myself anyway 3m (2/20 12:53) · 847831074 >Be me >19 >Don't know what to do in life >Barley spoken to anyone in like a year >Still somehow happier than you

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Anon lives in Texas | /r/Greentext

Corona Extra >Be me >Live in Texas, weather gets cold >Texas not made for cold >No electricity or heat >Pipes burst, home destroyed >Live in car now, not good bro >Look at politicians for help >See Ted Cruz doing the Macarena in Mexico.... >Pic kinda related
Corona Extra >Be me >Live in Texas, weather gets cold >Texas not made for cold >No electricity or heat >Pipes burst, home destroyed >Live in car now, not good bro >Look at politicians for help >See Ted Cruz doing the Macarena in Mexico.... >Pic kinda related

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 76 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #
: Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 76 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #

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Down with this Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)07:59:14 No.847768487 BREENSBURD POOTBALL chad thundercock.jpg 63 KB JPG Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 6'3"ft+ tall and don't have a 10" inch+ penis OR don't make 7-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2021. Prove me wrong, you stupid f------ f------. >protip; you LITERALLY can't.
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)07:59:14 No.847768487 BREENSBURD POOTBALL chad thundercock.jpg 63 KB JPG Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 6'3"ft+ tall and don't have a 10" inch+ penis OR don't make 7-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2021. Prove me wrong, you stupid f------ f------. >protip; you LITERALLY can't.

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Social Engineering by Gillette | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: DdLxob0X Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my r--- shoes, and practicing my sexual Gilette harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I 47 KB JPG help to impeach.
: Anonymous (ID: DdLxob0X Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my r--- shoes, and practicing my sexual Gilette harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I 47 KB JPG help to impeach.

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Anon fails online exams | /r/Greentext

>be me >be in college online exam >fuckldon'tknowshit.jpg >try doing it anyway >accept the fact that I already lost and I wilI be doing this course next year >post this on /b/
>be me >be in college online exam >fuckldon'tknowshit.jpg >try doing it anyway >accept the fact that I already lost and I wilI be doing this course next year >post this on /b/

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Anon joins 4chan | /r/Greentext

>be me >be thirty year old man child on the internet >hear stories about this racist website called foured Chan >blacklivesmatter.png >go on there and try to change the minds of the racist there by sending them death threats and spamming their boards with cuckoo and blacked p--- >have a smug smirk on my face as I look up from my phone to check on my wife getting her queen of spades tattoo on her face >I sure showed them damn dirty racists 19m (2/19 21:27) · 847774205 >>847774174 (OP) >also im trans
>be me >be thirty year old man child on the internet >hear stories about this racist website called foured Chan >blacklivesmatter.png >go on there and try to change the minds of the racist there by sending them death threats and spamming their boards with cuckoo and blacked p--- >have a smug smirk on my face as I look up from my phone to check on my wife getting her queen of spades tattoo on her face >I sure showed them damn dirty racists 19m (2/19 21:27) · 847774205 >>847774174 (OP) >also im trans

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anon is self-aware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)01:13:18 No.847801424 >be me >woman >leftist >gay >reddit user 82 KB JPG mfw when im exactly what 4chan makes fun of
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)01:13:18 No.847801424 >be me >woman >leftist >gay >reddit user 82 KB JPG mfw when im exactly what 4chan makes fun of

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