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>>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son 2.98 MB PNG >l'm talking Steven hawkings levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #
>>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son 2.98 MB PNG >l'm talking Steven hawkings levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #

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Anon prefers to stay inside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)15:50:39 No.847849362 >be me >haven't left the house since mid december am i becoming one of you guys? 59 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)15:50:39 No.847849362 >be me >haven't left the house since mid december am i becoming one of you guys? 59 KB JPG

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Ministry for School Security | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F----- up public school activi(...) 02/19/21(Fri)21:07:04 No.62411021 Anyone else have weird public high school methods of weeding out kids with mental problems? >Be me >Freshman year of high school >First day of classes is freshmen only, with some upper classmen who lead small 47 KB JPG group activities >One of these activities involved sitting in a circle and saying things about ourselves to "get to know eachother" >Starts out with everyone saying basic stuff, like "I have two cats" "I went to Paris when I was 12" etc >After a couple rounds, the leader starts getting very personal, like into actual family issues >The group starts to follow suit >Soon the group starts getting really deep. One kid said he cut himself because he couldn't feel pain >Another kid says that he makes himself vomit becuase of how anxious he is about grades >The entire thing seems f-----, but autistic freshman me just thought I was making real friends >ffwd to my senior year of high school >l join the same freshman leader group because it looks good on a resume, plus I actually liked my high school >We have to attend a training session >The trainors start talking about the circle game >They tell us that its to find out what kids need therapy and what kids could potentially be dangerous >They say that we have to start out with basic things, then move into deep family/personal issues >We can make the s--- up if we want to, we just have to coerce the freshmen into telling us their mental problems >lf any of the freshmen say something that we think could be harmful, we write their names down and pass it off to an admin >The kid would be pulled into a counsolers meeting sometime later that week >We literally had to build fake trust to try and weed out potential school shooters and kids who might kill themselves Anyone else have anything similar at their high schools? I'm american btw if you hadn't guessed by the f----- up public school system
: Anonymous F----- up public school activi(...) 02/19/21(Fri)21:07:04 No.62411021 Anyone else have weird public high school methods of weeding out kids with mental problems? >Be me >Freshman year of high school >First day of classes is freshmen only, with some upper classmen who lead small 47 KB JPG group activities >One of these activities involved sitting in a circle and saying things about ourselves to "get to know eachother" >Starts out with everyone saying basic stuff, like "I have two cats" "I went to Paris when I was 12" etc >After a couple rounds, the leader starts getting very personal, like into actual family issues >The group starts to follow suit >Soon the group starts getting really deep. One kid said he cut himself because he couldn't feel pain >Another kid says that he makes himself vomit becuase of how anxious he is about grades >The entire thing seems f-----, but autistic freshman me just thought I was making real friends >ffwd to my senior year of high school >l join the same freshman leader group because it looks good on a resume, plus I actually liked my high school >We have to attend a training session >The trainors start talking about the circle game >They tell us that its to find out what kids need therapy and what kids could potentially be dangerous >They say that we have to start out with basic things, then move into deep family/personal issues >We can make the s--- up if we want to, we just have to coerce the freshmen into telling us their mental problems >lf any of the freshmen say something that we think could be harmful, we write their names down and pass it off to an admin >The kid would be pulled into a counsolers meeting sometime later that week >We literally had to build fake trust to try and weed out potential school shooters and kids who might kill themselves Anyone else have anything similar at their high schools? I'm american btw if you hadn't guessed by the f----- up public school system

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Anon kissed a girl and liked it | /r/Greentext

HEY BRO YOU GOT A FAT ASS NGL >be me >8 year old girl >neighbor girl stays the night >she asks me if l've ever watched p--- >l say ofcourse not, what's that?? >she shows me a video of a girl getting f----- >l turn instantly red but can't stop watching >she asks if I like it >l tell her it makes me feel weird >she says l'll like the next video >it's of two girls kissing and they start watching each other out. > she puts her hand on my thigh as we watch >I start feeling very tingly > when it's over she asks me if I wanna try >before I can reply her teeth knocks against mine as she tries to kiss me Her tongue taste like popcorn and I don't think we're kissing like the grownups but it feels nice
HEY BRO YOU GOT A FAT ASS NGL >be me >8 year old girl >neighbor girl stays the night >she asks me if l've ever watched p--- >l say ofcourse not, what's that?? >she shows me a video of a girl getting f----- >l turn instantly red but can't stop watching >she asks if I like it >l tell her it makes me feel weird >she says l'll like the next video >it's of two girls kissing and they start watching each other out. > she puts her hand on my thigh as we watch >I start feeling very tingly > when it's over she asks me if I wanna try >before I can reply her teeth knocks against mine as she tries to kiss me Her tongue taste like popcorn and I don't think we're kissing like the grownups but it feels nice

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Land of milk and honeys | /r/Greentext

File: EmFgC2TU4AIRwtz.jpg (166 KB, 1043x1200) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)02:46:47 No.62414415 [Reply] >>62416095 >>62416114 >>62416191 >>62416234 >The year is 2029, Biden has been reelected and sworn in for a third term after amending the constitution, and is kept alive well into his 80s through the occult powers of Kamala Harris' >ICE has been abolished, borders have been opened, and the US is now 10% white >You hear a knock on the door >You open it and pic related stands outside >"Hey anon you're probably wondering whats going on now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the USA" she says >"And you're now the charman?" you reply >"Chairwoman!" she snaps "we're going to have to teach you about inclusive language" >She walks in and pushes you against the wall >"Anyways, as part of a new government program, we plan to rid your colonizer genes from this country. So I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course!" >Alex looks at you and lets, an insidious smile creeps across her face and she lets put a giggle >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off" >She looks down at your bulge and her mutt eyes start to widen >"Oh my, looks like someone has some reparations for slavery and colonialism"
File: EmFgC2TU4AIRwtz.jpg (166 KB, 1043x1200) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)02:46:47 No.62414415 [Reply] >>62416095 >>62416114 >>62416191 >>62416234 >The year is 2029, Biden has been reelected and sworn in for a third term after amending the constitution, and is kept alive well into his 80s through the occult powers of Kamala Harris' >ICE has been abolished, borders have been opened, and the US is now 10% white >You hear a knock on the door >You open it and pic related stands outside >"Hey anon you're probably wondering whats going on now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the USA" she says >"And you're now the charman?" you reply >"Chairwoman!" she snaps "we're going to have to teach you about inclusive language" >She walks in and pushes you against the wall >"Anyways, as part of a new government program, we plan to rid your colonizer genes from this country. So I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course!" >Alex looks at you and lets, an insidious smile creeps across her face and she lets put a giggle >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off" >She looks down at your bulge and her mutt eyes start to widen >"Oh my, looks like someone has some reparations for slavery and colonialism"

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Anon contemplates life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)05:58:58 No.62415846 hqdefault.jpg 9 KB JPG >one shot at life >make 20k a year
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)05:58:58 No.62415846 hqdefault.jpg 9 KB JPG >one shot at life >make 20k a year

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anon likes ping pong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #
: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #

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Anon is banksy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/21/14(Sun)23:00:27 No.586722631 ► >586722863 File: 1412741367519.jpg (10 KB, 256x256) >in grade 2 >draw d---- in all of the "Where's Waldo" books in the school library >I have no idea why, maybe just for the thrill of knowing I'm doing something bad >whenever I do so, the school buys a new copy >they know it's the same person because I only target Waldo >after 7 or 8 destroyed Waldo d--- books, they begin putting them in a special, supervised section of the library on a bench >no one was allowed to carry them off and an old librarian bitch kept her eyes on them 24/7 >mom and dad are out of town for an evening so I hatch my master plan >after class is over, I go to the back of the library and hide in a cabinet playing my gameboy color until the school closes >fast forward 4 hours >it's the evening, l'm walking around the library, not a soul in sight >walk over to the "Where's Waldo" podium where a stack of 10 books is sitting, untouched and ready to be defiled >spend the next 3 hours drawing d---- all over them >put them back in place >unlock the doors and walk out of the school, go home on the biggest high ever >felt like a secret agent / gangster / rebel >the next day an assembly is held and the principal talks to everyone about vandalism and the books >the school ended up spending a ton of money and installed 20 cameras around the school to catch anyone breaking in >I had already won, the damage had already been done
Anonymous 12/21/14(Sun)23:00:27 No.586722631 ► >586722863 File: 1412741367519.jpg (10 KB, 256x256) >in grade 2 >draw d---- in all of the "Where's Waldo" books in the school library >I have no idea why, maybe just for the thrill of knowing I'm doing something bad >whenever I do so, the school buys a new copy >they know it's the same person because I only target Waldo >after 7 or 8 destroyed Waldo d--- books, they begin putting them in a special, supervised section of the library on a bench >no one was allowed to carry them off and an old librarian bitch kept her eyes on them 24/7 >mom and dad are out of town for an evening so I hatch my master plan >after class is over, I go to the back of the library and hide in a cabinet playing my gameboy color until the school closes >fast forward 4 hours >it's the evening, l'm walking around the library, not a soul in sight >walk over to the "Where's Waldo" podium where a stack of 10 books is sitting, untouched and ready to be defiled >spend the next 3 hours drawing d---- all over them >put them back in place >unlock the doors and walk out of the school, go home on the biggest high ever >felt like a secret agent / gangster / rebel >the next day an assembly is held and the principal talks to everyone about vandalism and the books >the school ended up spending a ton of money and installed 20 cameras around the school to catch anyone breaking in >I had already won, the damage had already been done

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Anons famous pickup line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com
: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

>be beta f-- with no friends >live alone in s----- apartment >walk outside one day and and 1.83 MB JPG see crow >crow has one partially white wing >feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment >crow keeps coming back for food >one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash >accept offering from crow >few months pass he comes every day >he brings me s--- most days >one day crow doesnt show up >mfw my only friend has abandoned me >weekend passes >still hasnt come i watch for him constantly >monday morning i go to work >see dead crow on side of street near home >stop and get out >tfw it has a partially white wing >see it has been hit by car >near beak is some weird bracelet >tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift >tfw I have nothing pic related
>be beta f-- with no friends >live alone in s----- apartment >walk outside one day and and 1.83 MB JPG see crow >crow has one partially white wing >feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment >crow keeps coming back for food >one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash >accept offering from crow >few months pass he comes every day >he brings me s--- most days >one day crow doesnt show up >mfw my only friend has abandoned me >weekend passes >still hasnt come i watch for him constantly >monday morning i go to work >see dead crow on side of street near home >stop and get out >tfw it has a partially white wing >see it has been hit by car >near beak is some weird bracelet >tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift >tfw I have nothing pic related

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Anon decides to stop being ginger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)04:52:23 No.3692468 >>3692369 # I used to be a ginger but thank god 3 year old me got his s--- together and put a stop to it. Now my hair is black According to eye witness accounts my head looked like a tiger as the black came in and the vile red was displaced. But I know deep down a ginger lurks somewhere within me waiting to escape its why I'm terrified of having children with a white woman..what if she has ginger lurking somewhere within her For now Its only asians for me because of that but the problem is I'm getting sick of them because all the girls I date look exactly the same >>3692475 #
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)04:52:23 No.3692468 >>3692369 # I used to be a ginger but thank god 3 year old me got his s--- together and put a stop to it. Now my hair is black According to eye witness accounts my head looked like a tiger as the black came in and the vile red was displaced. But I know deep down a ginger lurks somewhere within me waiting to escape its why I'm terrified of having children with a white woman..what if she has ginger lurking somewhere within her For now Its only asians for me because of that but the problem is I'm getting sick of them because all the girls I date look exactly the same >>3692475 #

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Grower, not a shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:54:54 No.62410859 >be quiet as f--- shy as f--- blackbot in high school >live in relatively diverse suburb >"friends" with white girl neighbor >talk on messenger all the time >she always wants me to play soccer with her in her yard 18 KB PNG >always decline >one day she invites me to go to the movies and the mall with 4 of her friends >all girls >no other guys >s------- my pants >decide to go >s--- my pants the entire time >barely utter a word >we all go to the apple store >i leave them and go sit on a bench outside >so freaked out >autism >go back home >check my box where people can write you things anonymously >"you need to grow a personality"
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:54:54 No.62410859 >be quiet as f--- shy as f--- blackbot in high school >live in relatively diverse suburb >"friends" with white girl neighbor >talk on messenger all the time >she always wants me to play soccer with her in her yard 18 KB PNG >always decline >one day she invites me to go to the movies and the mall with 4 of her friends >all girls >no other guys >s------- my pants >decide to go >s--- my pants the entire time >barely utter a word >we all go to the apple store >i leave them and go sit on a bench outside >so freaked out >autism >go back home >check my box where people can write you things anonymously >"you need to grow a personality"

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Superpower 2030 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.. >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.. >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon stopped getting bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)22:08:59 No.847793709 Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you 25 KB JPG I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)22:08:59 No.847793709 Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you 25 KB JPG I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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gimme my apple juice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:26:05 No.2313 File: image.jpg (35 KB, 325x537) KNOXVILLE, GIMME BACK MY APPLE JUICE
Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:26:05 No.2313 File: image.jpg (35 KB, 325x537) KNOXVILLE, GIMME BACK MY APPLE JUICE

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007 is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сараcity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.
: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сараcity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

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Anon Has His Assumptions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw
: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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Anon plays Metal Gear Solid | /r/Greentext

File 1222574252 jpg-(16 KB, 250x383) O Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)23 57 No.20602586 [Reply) Metal Gear Solid A game in which a specially engineered super-soldier must stop a rebellion staged by old members of his unit, who are all named after an animal (octopus, et al) and possess different weapons His fight will take him to a secret enemy base where his sword-wielding friend will sacrifice himself to stall for time against an enemy utilizing a bipedal battie robot 6 posts and 4 image replies omitted Click Reply to view. >> O Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)00.07 No 20602961 F--- you
File 1222574252 jpg-(16 KB, 250x383) O Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)23 57 No.20602586 [Reply) Metal Gear Solid A game in which a specially engineered super-soldier must stop a rebellion staged by old members of his unit, who are all named after an animal (octopus, et al) and possess different weapons His fight will take him to a secret enemy base where his sword-wielding friend will sacrifice himself to stall for time against an enemy utilizing a bipedal battie robot 6 posts and 4 image replies omitted Click Reply to view. >> O Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)00.07 No 20602961 F--- you

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anon saves self from ghost sodomization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?

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Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF
Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF

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