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: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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Anon discovered a secret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)14:05:27 No.848240330 >Me actually finding hot dudes on 4chan >they're all insecure >delete all my dating apps >now only talk to incels and doomers 262 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)14:05:27 No.848240330 >Me actually finding hot dudes on 4chan >they're all insecure >delete all my dating apps >now only talk to incels and doomers 262 KB PNG

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Anon builds a potato cannon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moming, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly tums into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw
Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moming, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly tums into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw

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Anon sits alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:22 No.848228754 >Be me >Niggerfagget >See 4 hour long documentary on rise and fall of Nikocado Avocado >Remember Darwin's work >NaturalSelection.wmv 208 KB JPG >Sub to Nikocado >Like all his videos >Comment on each and every one of them with some npc support >"Love your content Im always excited to see you eat different foods!" >"Wow more spicy foods please!" >"We love you Nikocado!" Anyone else do this or am I sitting here alone
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:22 No.848228754 >Be me >Niggerfagget >See 4 hour long documentary on rise and fall of Nikocado Avocado >Remember Darwin's work >NaturalSelection.wmv 208 KB JPG >Sub to Nikocado >Like all his videos >Comment on each and every one of them with some npc support >"Love your content Im always excited to see you eat different foods!" >"Wow more spicy foods please!" >"We love you Nikocado!" Anyone else do this or am I sitting here alone

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Anon is embarrassed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..
: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..

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Anon lost a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:44:49 No.848239067 >>848238357 (OP) # >>friend was textbook passive aggressive narcissist >>lost his job to chink flu >>starts smoking in the house >>I have asthma 11 KB JPG >>can't evict due to chink flu >>won't smoke outside >>stopped doing chores >>notyourmom.exe >>took my dishes away >>"bUTMuHDePResssloN >>started stealing my food >>wakes me up in the middle of the night >>ragequit.gif >>threaten to have him arrested for drugs after having nightmares of suffocation with sleep asthma attacks >>finally moves out >>blocks me F----- ruined a 17 year friendship because he wouldn't smoke outside and wanted to passive aggressively kill me in my sleep >>848239746 # >>848240141 #
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:44:49 No.848239067 >>848238357 (OP) # >>friend was textbook passive aggressive narcissist >>lost his job to chink flu >>starts smoking in the house >>I have asthma 11 KB JPG >>can't evict due to chink flu >>won't smoke outside >>stopped doing chores >>notyourmom.exe >>took my dishes away >>"bUTMuHDePResssloN >>started stealing my food >>wakes me up in the middle of the night >>ragequit.gif >>threaten to have him arrested for drugs after having nightmares of suffocation with sleep asthma attacks >>finally moves out >>blocks me F----- ruined a 17 year friendship because he wouldn't smoke outside and wanted to passive aggressively kill me in my sleep >>848239746 # >>848240141 #

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Anons school decides to switch to closed campus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)18:05:41 No.848022273 >>848010596 (OP) # >High school is open campus >incident with a white autist vet coming in and waving a shotgun >no one is hurt but school decides to switch to closed campus >They want to build an iron fence around 10 KB JPG the school but don't have the funding >start slashing electives like retards, end up pissing of most рeople. >JROTC, French, cooking, car workshop, metal shop, and flower arrangement all cut >It causes actual student and parent protests but the school doesn't give a s--- >They start building over the summer >Costs more than expected and so they run out of funding with only 40% of the fence finished >there are literal door frames with no fence around them >Everyone is even more p----- but once again the school doesn't care >Within the first week of the semester a friend of mine starts learning how do drive >her older sister is teaching her >the 3 of us stay late after school to hangout at, leave around 7 so its starting to get dark. >almost no one is here, older sister decides its a good time to teach friend how to back out of a parking space >Friend panics and floors it while in reverse >smash into the fence >its so s----- it falls over and sets off a reaction that tears down most of the section >Sister takes over and floors it out of there >Next school day we have an auditorium conference >Faculty think someone knocked the fence down on purpose in protest, they suspect the JROTC kids >try to scare a confession out of the students but no one comes forward >the security cameras don't work, they were just for show >never get caught for causing tens of thousands in damage to the school >they stay open campus
: Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)18:05:41 No.848022273 >>848010596 (OP) # >High school is open campus >incident with a white autist vet coming in and waving a shotgun >no one is hurt but school decides to switch to closed campus >They want to build an iron fence around 10 KB JPG the school but don't have the funding >start slashing electives like retards, end up pissing of most рeople. >JROTC, French, cooking, car workshop, metal shop, and flower arrangement all cut >It causes actual student and parent protests but the school doesn't give a s--- >They start building over the summer >Costs more than expected and so they run out of funding with only 40% of the fence finished >there are literal door frames with no fence around them >Everyone is even more p----- but once again the school doesn't care >Within the first week of the semester a friend of mine starts learning how do drive >her older sister is teaching her >the 3 of us stay late after school to hangout at, leave around 7 so its starting to get dark. >almost no one is here, older sister decides its a good time to teach friend how to back out of a parking space >Friend panics and floors it while in reverse >smash into the fence >its so s----- it falls over and sets off a reaction that tears down most of the section >Sister takes over and floors it out of there >Next school day we have an auditorium conference >Faculty think someone knocked the fence down on purpose in protest, they suspect the JROTC kids >try to scare a confession out of the students but no one comes forward >the security cameras don't work, they were just for show >never get caught for causing tens of thousands in damage to the school >they stay open campus

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Anon have his work acknowledged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:36 No.848239984 >be me >a 26 year old surgeon >drove home cause I'm exhausted as f--- after having a full day of work, dealing with BS and 3 major surgeries >Lied down on the living room couch while my mom and sis in 46 KB PNG law were talking to each other >dozed off but still can hear what they were saying >"how long does he usually work?" >"Practically the whole day" >"That's rough, what does he do all day?" >"Anon is the main surgeon in the hospital so he's usually very busy on a daily basis. Nobody else in that hospital has the courage to perform complex surgeries" >"Oh wow, and how old is he now? 25? 26?" >"Yes, 26, I'm so proud of him" >Mfw hearing my family praise me for all the hardwork I've done What good feels story do you guys have?
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:36 No.848239984 >be me >a 26 year old surgeon >drove home cause I'm exhausted as f--- after having a full day of work, dealing with BS and 3 major surgeries >Lied down on the living room couch while my mom and sis in 46 KB PNG law were talking to each other >dozed off but still can hear what they were saying >"how long does he usually work?" >"Practically the whole day" >"That's rough, what does he do all day?" >"Anon is the main surgeon in the hospital so he's usually very busy on a daily basis. Nobody else in that hospital has the courage to perform complex surgeries" >"Oh wow, and how old is he now? 25? 26?" >"Yes, 26, I'm so proud of him" >Mfw hearing my family praise me for all the hardwork I've done What good feels story do you guys have?

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LIFE IS PAIN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG

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Anon gets cancer | /r/Greentext

Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away >l panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer
Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away >l panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer

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Anons dad works two jobs to provide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/20(Sat)15:13:09 No.817746363 >be me >dad decides that after the divorce of my mom he was going to become a male stripper >starts going to the gym all the time >gets really f------ ripped and suddenly is a sex god DALLAS 118 KB JPG >doesn't get home till noon on some school days after being out all night stripping as a side gig >thefuck.jpg >start fight among my parents >he hands over his parental rights >stripper dad left my life and i haven't seen him in 11 years >i lost my dad to being a gogo dancer >picture related
: Anonymous 01/04/20(Sat)15:13:09 No.817746363 >be me >dad decides that after the divorce of my mom he was going to become a male stripper >starts going to the gym all the time >gets really f------ ripped and suddenly is a sex god DALLAS 118 KB JPG >doesn't get home till noon on some school days after being out all night stripping as a side gig >thefuck.jpg >start fight among my parents >he hands over his parental rights >stripper dad left my life and i haven't seen him in 11 years >i lost my dad to being a gogo dancer >picture related

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: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:02:45 No.848201414 Last new years I did something stupid and I can't block it out of my mind >New years eve drinking with friends waiting for the count down >See busty milf sitting with her friend across the bar >She catches my eye and quickly 372 KB PNG looks away >I remember that when you accidentally continue to make eye contact with a woman it's a sign of interest and flirting >Really wanted to get the message across but drunk and retarded >Just keep staring at her so she will keep making eye contact >After the fifth time in a row she whispers something to her friend and they both look at me and giggle >Oh s--- it's working >Continue to stare at her for another 10 minutes ignoring all other surrounding >My friend says I should go talk to her so I go >Stand right behind her and say hi >No answer >l just stand there for roughly five minutes without saying a word and then they get up and sit somewhere else
: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:02:45 No.848201414 Last new years I did something stupid and I can't block it out of my mind >New years eve drinking with friends waiting for the count down >See busty milf sitting with her friend across the bar >She catches my eye and quickly 372 KB PNG looks away >I remember that when you accidentally continue to make eye contact with a woman it's a sign of interest and flirting >Really wanted to get the message across but drunk and retarded >Just keep staring at her so she will keep making eye contact >After the fifth time in a row she whispers something to her friend and they both look at me and giggle >Oh s--- it's working >Continue to stare at her for another 10 minutes ignoring all other surrounding >My friend says I should go talk to her so I go >Stand right behind her and say hi >No answer >l just stand there for roughly five minutes without saying a word and then they get up and sit somewhere else

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anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:29:47 No.62483336 >>62483377 >mom sets up date with girl >meet at johnny rockets >going ok >gets quiet >dont know what to say >glance at my dating flashcards >she notices my dating flashcards
O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:29:47 No.62483336 >>62483377 >mom sets up date with girl >meet at johnny rockets >going ok >gets quiet >dont know what to say >glance at my dating flashcards >she notices my dating flashcards

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Anon is a fashion terrorist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)09:54:08 No.847998756 download.png 197 KB PNG >23 y/o virgin >at a bar with friends >liquid confidence gets me >manage to get a girl to come back to my apartment >things get heated and we start undressing >take off my pants and go to unbutton my shirt like pic related >"anon whats that" >she laughs uncontrollably >gets dressed and orders an uber home What the f--- is wrong with women, maybe I just don't like my shirt untucking
: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)09:54:08 No.847998756 download.png 197 KB PNG >23 y/o virgin >at a bar with friends >liquid confidence gets me >manage to get a girl to come back to my apartment >things get heated and we start undressing >take off my pants and go to unbutton my shirt like pic related >"anon whats that" >she laughs uncontrollably >gets dressed and orders an uber home What the f--- is wrong with women, maybe I just don't like my shirt untucking

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File: 1487479013399.jpg (7 KB, 250x242) U Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)05:42:46 No.62473851 [Reply] D>>62473909 >>62474039 >Be me >21 yrs old >Talking to girl I knew from high school (she was in a lower grade than me) >She is 17 >Turning 18 in literally a week or two >Say cool and hope she has a nice bday >Day comes >She turns 18 >She messages me >Asks if I want to go on a date sometime >Say sure (I don't actually want to, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings) >She says something about sending me pics of her in lingerie (she's not actually very attractive so don't get your hopes up) >Say ok cool >She sends pics >Few days go by >We exchange pics >I start to feel like a creep so I ghost her >Instagram account eventually gets deleted for some random reason so there are no more chat logs Can I get charged with grooming a minor or some s---? l'm scared...
File: 1487479013399.jpg (7 KB, 250x242) U Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)05:42:46 No.62473851 [Reply] D>>62473909 >>62474039 >Be me >21 yrs old >Talking to girl I knew from high school (she was in a lower grade than me) >She is 17 >Turning 18 in literally a week or two >Say cool and hope she has a nice bday >Day comes >She turns 18 >She messages me >Asks if I want to go on a date sometime >Say sure (I don't actually want to, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings) >She says something about sending me pics of her in lingerie (she's not actually very attractive so don't get your hopes up) >Say ok cool >She sends pics >Few days go by >We exchange pics >I start to feel like a creep so I ghost her >Instagram account eventually gets deleted for some random reason so there are no more chat logs Can I get charged with grooming a minor or some s---? l'm scared...

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Anon thinks about prohibition | /r/Greentext

File: A02E8839-67A1-4EEB-8CE8-4(...).jpg (88 KB, 678x723) LIPS THAT TOUCH LIQUOR SHALL NOT TOUCH OURS Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)20:41:01 No.10519664 [Reply] ► >>10519685 >>10519856 >enact the dumbest movement in American history to the point of getting the amendment they pushed for repealed for the first and only time in American history >still get the right to vote after this gigantic clusterfuck
File: A02E8839-67A1-4EEB-8CE8-4(...).jpg (88 KB, 678x723) LIPS THAT TOUCH LIQUOR SHALL NOT TOUCH OURS Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)20:41:01 No.10519664 [Reply] ► >>10519685 >>10519856 >enact the dumbest movement in American history to the point of getting the amendment they pushed for repealed for the first and only time in American history >still get the right to vote after this gigantic clusterfuck

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Anon has a stepsister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:55:34 No.777876369 Best Greentext stories ever thread >be me >be 12 >get 18 yr old step sister >fast forward 2017 33 KB JPG >l'm 19 she's 25 >we've bonded over all these years and consider each other our best friends and constantly communicate about what's bothering us similar to regular siblings >care for each other over the bond we built >live a normie life 9 Replies /3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)10:22:02 No.777877586 >>777877261 # You are disgusting >>777877694 # >>777877721 #
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:55:34 No.777876369 Best Greentext stories ever thread >be me >be 12 >get 18 yr old step sister >fast forward 2017 33 KB JPG >l'm 19 she's 25 >we've bonded over all these years and consider each other our best friends and constantly communicate about what's bothering us similar to regular siblings >care for each other over the bond we built >live a normie life 9 Replies /3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)10:22:02 No.777877586 >>777877261 # You are disgusting >>777877694 # >>777877721 #

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Not greentext per say but go help a kid out. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)06:18:13 No.848147917 theres this a kid on youtube who wants subscriptions fot his birthday. i dont know 'em, but i bet he;d be happy waking up to 1.5k sub. 0:13 if you could subscribe before my b-day tomorrow that... youtube com/channel/UCOSNOZO- _k2Acid2hvxwVWg/videos 46 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)06:18:13 No.848147917 theres this a kid on youtube who wants subscriptions fot his birthday. i dont know 'em, but i bet he;d be happy waking up to 1.5k sub. 0:13 if you could subscribe before my b-day tomorrow that... youtube com/channel/UCOSNOZO- _k2Acid2hvxwVWg/videos 46 KB PNG

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