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Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 e >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run >1 know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house.
Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 e >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run >1 know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house.

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Anon doesn’t understand social discussion undertone | /r/Greentext

>be me with group of new friends > one starts talking about how 5 years ago his house burned down because of an electric malfunction > everyone starts saying stuff like "s--- that's so bad man", "yeah I know a friend of mine who had the same thing 6 KB JPG happening to him.." Mhh maybe I should say something otherwise they will think that I am too shy > "damm, many people really don't understand the real struggles, I think that l'll never complain about picking my dog s--- ever again Embarrassing silence >" uuuh okay Anon..." Seriously bros how bad is my unironical autism?
>be me with group of new friends > one starts talking about how 5 years ago his house burned down because of an electric malfunction > everyone starts saying stuff like "s--- that's so bad man", "yeah I know a friend of mine who had the same thing 6 KB JPG happening to him.." Mhh maybe I should say something otherwise they will think that I am too shy > "damm, many people really don't understand the real struggles, I think that l'll never complain about picking my dog s--- ever again Embarrassing silence >" uuuh okay Anon..." Seriously bros how bad is my unironical autism?

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Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:16:29 No.848393306 Anyone notice the sun doing weird s--- lately? Different shapes or colors 268 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:17:43 No.848393379 >>848393306 (OP)_# Delete this thread immediately or they are going to come for you. : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:21:40 No.848393591 >>848393306 (OP) # Delete it! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:22:58 No.848393681 >>848393306 (OP) # Mods! Please ban this thread! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:23:33 No.848393716 >>848393306 (OP) # Man you are running out of time!!!!! Delete it before They see it and decide to act!
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:16:29 No.848393306 Anyone notice the sun doing weird s--- lately? Different shapes or colors 268 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:17:43 No.848393379 >>848393306 (OP)_# Delete this thread immediately or they are going to come for you. : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:21:40 No.848393591 >>848393306 (OP) # Delete it! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:22:58 No.848393681 >>848393306 (OP) # Mods! Please ban this thread! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:23:33 No.848393716 >>848393306 (OP) # Man you are running out of time!!!!! Delete it before They see it and decide to act!

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Anon works hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)00:49:57 No.848391767 >be me > 22, in college and working > struggling with education, but getting through it > making decent money, hope to make more in the future >skip ahead 5 years, graduated with CS degree and working at a 185 KB PNG good job >make just under 150k a year, not bad >work really hard to make more, always stay late and come in early >start business with friend >does pretty good >work 80 hours per week, about 200k a year, feel good but tired >go online during one of my weekly free hours >see some dumb c--- on onlyfans who didn't work for f------ anything posting "revealing" photos >she makes 150k a month >i hate women so f------ much sometimes
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)00:49:57 No.848391767 >be me > 22, in college and working > struggling with education, but getting through it > making decent money, hope to make more in the future >skip ahead 5 years, graduated with CS degree and working at a 185 KB PNG good job >make just under 150k a year, not bad >work really hard to make more, always stay late and come in early >start business with friend >does pretty good >work 80 hours per week, about 200k a year, feel good but tired >go online during one of my weekly free hours >see some dumb c--- on onlyfans who didn't work for f------ anything posting "revealing" photos >she makes 150k a month >i hate women so f------ much sometimes

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Anon does online classes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:26:50 No.62507636 roasties find the wall >online uni >40 something wine-aunt professor is rambling off about whatever >some chick had her camera on >apparently got knocked up and had a baby, she bounces it in her lap and talks to it etc 302 KB JPG >everything goes silent for a minute >she (teacher) has the evilest, hatred filled stare while looking at this woman and her baby >very clearly jealous was the degree worth it, roastie? ITT talk about roasties hitting the wall : Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:29:31 No.62507672 >>62507636 (OP) # wish your professor would hit my wall, my wall being me and hit being a metaphor for having sex with.
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:26:50 No.62507636 roasties find the wall >online uni >40 something wine-aunt professor is rambling off about whatever >some chick had her camera on >apparently got knocked up and had a baby, she bounces it in her lap and talks to it etc 302 KB JPG >everything goes silent for a minute >she (teacher) has the evilest, hatred filled stare while looking at this woman and her baby >very clearly jealous was the degree worth it, roastie? ITT talk about roasties hitting the wall : Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:29:31 No.62507672 >>62507636 (OP) # wish your professor would hit my wall, my wall being me and hit being a metaphor for having sex with.

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Anon gets flustered | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)18:36 No.12169872 File: 1334874960.jpg-(6 KB, 154x132, 1328423311634.jpg) >be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "ooo000000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti
O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)18:36 No.12169872 File: 1334874960.jpg-(6 KB, 154x132, 1328423311634.jpg) >be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "ooo000000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti

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watch his milk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:01:05 No.848384941 hey can you guys watch my milk for me, I gotta step out for a minute Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:04:49 No.848385185 File: 2021-02-26.png (464 KB, 640x610) >>848385697 Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:13:36 No.848385697 File: sade jpg (67 KB, 1024x962) >>848385185 y drink milk? he say watch it no drink pls
Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:01:05 No.848384941 hey can you guys watch my milk for me, I gotta step out for a minute Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:04:49 No.848385185 File: 2021-02-26.png (464 KB, 640x610) >>848385697 Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:13:36 No.848385697 File: sade jpg (67 KB, 1024x962) >>848385185 y drink milk? he say watch it no drink pls

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Anon uses the handicap stall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:14:38 No.848385770 /AUG - Autism General/ >be me this afternoon >taking a s--- in handicapped stall >finish, exit stall >middle aged man with crutches and a boot patiently waiting >panic >feel the need to say something 26 KB JPG >mfw the best thing I could think of was "seat's warm for ya, bud!" I can already feel this will bother me for the rest of my life
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:14:38 No.848385770 /AUG - Autism General/ >be me this afternoon >taking a s--- in handicapped stall >finish, exit stall >middle aged man with crutches and a boot patiently waiting >panic >feel the need to say something 26 KB JPG >mfw the best thing I could think of was "seat's warm for ya, bud!" I can already feel this will bother me for the rest of my life

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Anon wants to buy cigarettes | /r/Greentext

>be me >go to variety store for pack of smokes >clerk won't sell cigarettes to some 25 year old kid >kid gets upset and starts screaming "suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---!" >I start to get upset >suddenly blurt out "IF YOU DON'T STOP WHINING I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND THERE WILL BE NO DISNEYLAND!!" >everyone in the store stares at me >kid says "what the f--- did you just f------ say to me bro?" >stand there and silently stare at him >He says "what? What? WHAT?" each 'what' getting angrier than the last one >continue staring at him uncomfortably >Kid says "who the f--- do you think you are to talk to me?" >I retardedly yell "I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES" >everyone in store says 'w--' >continue staring at the kid >he says "dude l'll f------ fight you outside" >thinking quickly I respond "THEN WE SHALL DO BATTLE IN THE PIT OF VARNOTH FOR THE LOCKNAR TROPHY" >"What the f--- are you talking about?" >l buy my pack of smokes and go outside >He's not out there >get in my car and drive to work
>be me >go to variety store for pack of smokes >clerk won't sell cigarettes to some 25 year old kid >kid gets upset and starts screaming "suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---! suck my d---!" >I start to get upset >suddenly blurt out "IF YOU DON'T STOP WHINING I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND THERE WILL BE NO DISNEYLAND!!" >everyone in the store stares at me >kid says "what the f--- did you just f------ say to me bro?" >stand there and silently stare at him >He says "what? What? WHAT?" each 'what' getting angrier than the last one >continue staring at him uncomfortably >Kid says "who the f--- do you think you are to talk to me?" >I retardedly yell "I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES" >everyone in store says 'w--' >continue staring at the kid >he says "dude l'll f------ fight you outside" >thinking quickly I respond "THEN WE SHALL DO BATTLE IN THE PIT OF VARNOTH FOR THE LOCKNAR TROPHY" >"What the f--- are you talking about?" >l buy my pack of smokes and go outside >He's not out there >get in my car and drive to work

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anon has 200iq | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator akmatur >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit
| Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator akmatur >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences 14 KB JPG >profit

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Anon is fast as heck boiiiii | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >i start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >l explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving. >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >l just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away. >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.
Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >i start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >l explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving. >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >l just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away. >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.

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Anon has found meaning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who ll think their better than one another, 49 KB PNG full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real View Thread
: Anonymous 05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who ll think their better than one another, 49 KB PNG full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real View Thread

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4chan just got ptsd | /r/Greentext

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Anon can't find a dealer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)21:19:41 No.62508930 >trying to buy weed >finally get in contact with a dealer since people stopped being flakey/paranoid for 5 f------ minutes 148 KB JPG >buy two ounces from the guy >come back next week, buy two more ounces. >Two weeks pass >this week now. Ask him if he has anything else. >"Yeah, got stuff but you keep buying out my inventory... I can't sell more to you, bro." >mfw WHY NOT TAKE THE MONEY I GIVE YOU AND JUST ORDER MORE INVENTORY SO YOU MAKE A BIGGER PROFIT IF YOUR DEMAND IS THIS HIGH!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGGH WHY ARE YOU CUTTING ME OUT!? It took me half a year just to get this f------ guy in my contacts, f--- f--- F--- why is it so hard to meet people to buy weed from this is STUPID.
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)21:19:41 No.62508930 >trying to buy weed >finally get in contact with a dealer since people stopped being flakey/paranoid for 5 f------ minutes 148 KB JPG >buy two ounces from the guy >come back next week, buy two more ounces. >Two weeks pass >this week now. Ask him if he has anything else. >"Yeah, got stuff but you keep buying out my inventory... I can't sell more to you, bro." >mfw WHY NOT TAKE THE MONEY I GIVE YOU AND JUST ORDER MORE INVENTORY SO YOU MAKE A BIGGER PROFIT IF YOUR DEMAND IS THIS HIGH!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGGH WHY ARE YOU CUTTING ME OUT!? It took me half a year just to get this f------ guy in my contacts, f--- f--- F--- why is it so hard to meet people to buy weed from this is STUPID.

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Anon is satisfied | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 836589412 >be me >wanted to try greentexting >done
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Anon recreates Auschwitz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:06:13 No.62513700 >Be me on bus >Middle of winter so bus is heated to 90 degrees >Crammed full of people standing shoulder to shoulder >Feel a tummy grumble >Lean a bit to spread cheeks so no noise escapes >Nice and quiet >Know it's going to be RANK >First pasanger starts to notice and wrinkles her nose >Then 5 >Then 10 >People now gagging trying to get away from the smell >Join in the theatrics but secretly laughing as they all gag on my gas F----- turned that bus into an Auschwitz shower stall
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:06:13 No.62513700 >Be me on bus >Middle of winter so bus is heated to 90 degrees >Crammed full of people standing shoulder to shoulder >Feel a tummy grumble >Lean a bit to spread cheeks so no noise escapes >Nice and quiet >Know it's going to be RANK >First pasanger starts to notice and wrinkles her nose >Then 5 >Then 10 >People now gagging trying to get away from the smell >Join in the theatrics but secretly laughing as they all gag on my gas F----- turned that bus into an Auschwitz shower stall

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Anon is a mega chad | /r/Greentext

File: 19283746583.png (33 KB, 194x190) Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:05:43 No.846502047 >>846502131 >>846502190 >>846502247 >>846502251 >be me >girl asked me to come over >i am shaking with nerves >never kissed a girl before >tell her i can't come i have a clan meeting on my online multiplayer 20 year old roleplay clicking game >she pretends to be sad >messages another guy >phew >i am not part of any clans in my game >too scared they will ask me to voice chat >feel alpha that i lied to her and she believed me >feel beta because i lied to her and she believed me >feel like a loser Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:06:12 No.846502078 >>846502328 OP, you are a mega-autist Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:07:18 No.846502131 >>846502047 (OP) Doomed forever if thats how youre gonna be Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:09:18 No.846502247 >>846502297 >>846502914 >>846502047 (OP) This is where we're at chaps, the typical white male. This is as good as it gets now. It's been fun.
File: 19283746583.png (33 KB, 194x190) Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:05:43 No.846502047 >>846502131 >>846502190 >>846502247 >>846502251 >be me >girl asked me to come over >i am shaking with nerves >never kissed a girl before >tell her i can't come i have a clan meeting on my online multiplayer 20 year old roleplay clicking game >she pretends to be sad >messages another guy >phew >i am not part of any clans in my game >too scared they will ask me to voice chat >feel alpha that i lied to her and she believed me >feel beta because i lied to her and she believed me >feel like a loser Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:06:12 No.846502078 >>846502328 OP, you are a mega-autist Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:07:18 No.846502131 >>846502047 (OP) Doomed forever if thats how youre gonna be Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)06:09:18 No.846502247 >>846502297 >>846502914 >>846502047 (OP) This is where we're at chaps, the typical white male. This is as good as it gets now. It's been fun.

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anon suffers in brit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)02:50:19 No.62211469 >be me >britbong >lose my walking license >need to go the shop for cigarettes >decide to risk it 48 KB JPG >trying to speed walk so I don't get caught >copper legit turns the corner right in front of me >asks why i'm walking so quickly >asks to see my walking license >explain that l've lost it >immediate 200 quid fine >f--- >get to the shop >door only opens using a door license >f--- >l forgot it >beg the guy behind the counter to let me in >he does >get in the queue >luckily I remembered my queuing license >get to the front of the queue >ask for the cigs >he asks for my c-------- license >hand it to him >It's expired >f--- f--- f--- >get fined another 200 quid for swearing without my profanity license I f------ hate this country. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)02:50:19 No.62211469 >be me >britbong >lose my walking license >need to go the shop for cigarettes >decide to risk it 48 KB JPG >trying to speed walk so I don't get caught >copper legit turns the corner right in front of me >asks why i'm walking so quickly >asks to see my walking license >explain that l've lost it >immediate 200 quid fine >f--- >get to the shop >door only opens using a door license >f--- >l forgot it >beg the guy behind the counter to let me in >he does >get in the queue >luckily I remembered my queuing license >get to the front of the queue >ask for the cigs >he asks for my c-------- license >hand it to him >It's expired >f--- f--- f--- >get fined another 200 quid for swearing without my profanity license I f------ hate this country. 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon has a good dad | /r/Greentext

File: flat, 750x,075,Épad.750x1(..).jpg (146 KB, 750x1000) O Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:36:11 No.848339669 [Reply] > >>848340859 >>848341296 >be me >15 yo fat f--- with no gf >dad called a fat f--- >got rekt >can do nothing >start to hit the gym and do exercise >ffw a few months later >my body changed a lot, bigger chest and bicep, my abs is revealed >show it to my dad >"wow anon this is good, you look better than me back then, keep working on" >"remember when you still shorter than me ?" >we both laughed >thank dad for supporting me to improve myself and I f------ love you dad >pic related 3 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: flat, 750x,075,Épad.750x1(..).jpg (146 KB, 750x1000) O Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:36:11 No.848339669 [Reply] > >>848340859 >>848341296 >be me >15 yo fat f--- with no gf >dad called a fat f--- >got rekt >can do nothing >start to hit the gym and do exercise >ffw a few months later >my body changed a lot, bigger chest and bicep, my abs is revealed >show it to my dad >"wow anon this is good, you look better than me back then, keep working on" >"remember when you still shorter than me ?" >we both laughed >thank dad for supporting me to improve myself and I f------ love you dad >pic related 3 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon joins a furry gang | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: MOqSTCCC) 01/17/17(Tue)11:33:57 No.107429717 >Start dating girl >Find out she's a f------ furry >But she's a solid 8.5/10 >Furry community is actually not that bad, but once they don their outfits I gag 298 KB JPG a little >Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack >At the end, besides Alpha status, one of the girls can be chosen for a sexual reward (not going to happen anyway because I'm dating one of these f------ furries) >Find out they've beat the f--- out of people on multiple occasions When in the f--- did furries start turning into gangs? I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind socking a couple of these retards, but still, what the f---? Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness? >>107430205 # >>107430206 # >>107430209 # >>107430254 # 107420296 # 107420322 # 107420490 107420579 #
: Anonymous (ID: MOqSTCCC) 01/17/17(Tue)11:33:57 No.107429717 >Start dating girl >Find out she's a f------ furry >But she's a solid 8.5/10 >Furry community is actually not that bad, but once they don their outfits I gag 298 KB JPG a little >Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack >At the end, besides Alpha status, one of the girls can be chosen for a sexual reward (not going to happen anyway because I'm dating one of these f------ furries) >Find out they've beat the f--- out of people on multiple occasions When in the f--- did furries start turning into gangs? I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind socking a couple of these retards, but still, what the f---? Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness? >>107430205 # >>107430206 # >>107430209 # >>107430254 # 107420296 # 107420322 # 107420490 107420579 #

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