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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)00:38:32 No.546220407 >buy indie RPG on steam >download and launch it >create character >get quest from NPC >'slay the local bandit leader and bring his head back as proof' >do the deed 68 KB JPG >give bandit Ileader head to NPC >NPC pulls down pants and starts skullfucking bandit leader >NPC c--- >he looks at head >'thanks for the head, head' >gives me quest reward >uninstall game >mfw
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)00:38:32 No.546220407 >buy indie RPG on steam >download and launch it >create character >get quest from NPC >'slay the local bandit leader and bring his head back as proof' >do the deed 68 KB JPG >give bandit Ileader head to NPC >NPC pulls down pants and starts skullfucking bandit leader >NPC c--- >he looks at head >'thanks for the head, head' >gives me quest reward >uninstall game >mfw

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Anon's sister plays Skyrim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 >>374220802 >>374220805 >>374220826 >>374224858 >>374225043 >>374225148 >>374225542 >>374225620 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Šigrid's corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?
Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 >>374220802 >>374220805 >>374220826 >>374224858 >>374225043 >>374225148 >>374225542 >>374225620 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Šigrid's corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?

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We were going to build our lives together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >>75702735 #
: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >>75702735 #

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Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/17(Thu)14:25:28 No.738045411 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to vist a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5'4, flat t---, cute face etc 289 KB PNG >immediately notice how much bigger d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and ask if I want to change positions >l just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >l've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life
: Anonymous 07/06/17(Thu)14:25:28 No.738045411 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to vist a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5'4, flat t---, cute face etc 289 KB PNG >immediately notice how much bigger d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and ask if I want to change positions >l just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >l've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life

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Anon's neighbor is a florist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. 155,5 kB PNG REPLY
Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. 155,5 kB PNG REPLY

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Skunk monkey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cryptids that make u kek 02/27/21(Sat)13:29:40 No.27782245 46D6FCE3-BDF7-4975-8310-00EA793A20FC.jpg 34 KB JPG Skunk monkey
: Anonymous Cryptids that make u kek 02/27/21(Sat)13:29:40 No.27782245 46D6FCE3-BDF7-4975-8310-00EA793A20FC.jpg 34 KB JPG Skunk monkey

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Anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)04:20:06 No.848396859 "i can't sleep eddy, i keep thinking-" 11 CN Why do transgenders want us to accept them if they don't even accept themselves 1571247131073.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >be on a toilet >start thinking about trannies >get an idea to prove them that they believe in bs It's 10 am right now. If I would change the time on my phone to 11 am, would that mean that it's 11 am now? If not, how does make cutting your d--- off change your gender?
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)04:20:06 No.848396859 "i can't sleep eddy, i keep thinking-" 11 CN Why do transgenders want us to accept them if they don't even accept themselves 1571247131073.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >be on a toilet >start thinking about trannies >get an idea to prove them that they believe in bs It's 10 am right now. If I would change the time on my phone to 11 am, would that mean that it's 11 am now? If not, how does make cutting your d--- off change your gender?

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Anon covers his tracks | /r/Greentext

File: 1369239681396.jpg-(8 KB, 260x194, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: VOnu3N62) 05/22/13(Wed)12:21:21 No.481867907 Happened to me last night : >be 20 >last night, at about 1am >bored, decide to text my fuckbuddy >send to her a picture of my d--- >accidentaly send it to my parents >ohgodwhathaveidone.png >parents live at about 200km (120 miles, f------) from me >l presume they are asleep >take my car >drive like crazy >3am >arrive to my parents house >introduce in the house like a thief >they always let their phone on the living room table >grab the phone >delete the picture >leave slowly the house I came back to my place at 5am, my parents knew nothing about that. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
File: 1369239681396.jpg-(8 KB, 260x194, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: VOnu3N62) 05/22/13(Wed)12:21:21 No.481867907 Happened to me last night : >be 20 >last night, at about 1am >bored, decide to text my fuckbuddy >send to her a picture of my d--- >accidentaly send it to my parents >ohgodwhathaveidone.png >parents live at about 200km (120 miles, f------) from me >l presume they are asleep >take my car >drive like crazy >3am >arrive to my parents house >introduce in the house like a thief >they always let their phone on the living room table >grab the phone >delete the picture >leave slowly the house I came back to my place at 5am, my parents knew nothing about that. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

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Anon is flabbergasted | /r/Greentext

family feud time bois Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)20:52:26 No.118860471 >>118860921 >Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" >Contestant: "The penis" >SH: "A WUH... HUH??" >audience erupts into laughter >Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself >laughter gets even louder >SH: "O lordy..." >one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard >SH: "YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP" >the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls >the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself >SH: (putting on a weary voice) "Survey says.." >the board shows 100 for "penis" >Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
family feud time bois Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)20:52:26 No.118860471 >>118860921 >Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" >Contestant: "The penis" >SH: "A WUH... HUH??" >audience erupts into laughter >Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself >laughter gets even louder >SH: "O lordy..." >one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard >SH: "YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP" >the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls >the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself >SH: (putting on a weary voice) "Survey says.." >the board shows 100 for "penis" >Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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Anon thinks ahead | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed 19 KB JPG >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed 19 KB JPG >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me

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Anon is starting to like his president | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C'mon man 02/27/21(Sat)21:51:18 No.48470546 130219192003-tsr-biden-prefers-double-barrel-shotgun-00003422-story- top.jpg 40 KB JPG >airstikes the middle east >upcoming best gun salesman to date >knowingly steals office I'm starting to like this guy
: Anonymous C'mon man 02/27/21(Sat)21:51:18 No.48470546 130219192003-tsr-biden-prefers-double-barrel-shotgun-00003422-story- top.jpg 40 KB JPG >airstikes the middle east >upcoming best gun salesman to date >knowingly steals office I'm starting to like this guy

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Anon cashes in on degeneracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:33:17 No.787281580 >be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos 200 KB PNG > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl 15 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)13:33:17 No.787281580 >be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos 200 KB PNG > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl 15 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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The pros and cons of a Kindle | /r/Greentext

No.176563812 hours ago >>17655366 (OP) >reading in a cafe >real book >cute girls notices me >"hey are reading Bataille's Eroticism? I looooove that book" >she saw the cover and came to me >we have sex right there in the café while smoking cigarettes and talking about death >when I c-- the waiter tell me that he's impressed by the size of my c--- >a few months later >buy an ereader >go to cafe >no one can know what I am reading (Bataille's Eroticism) >decide that every now and then l'll drop a hint >say loudly while watching the neighbouring girls >"sex and death heh? boy that's something!" >they leave >my ereader is out of battery >borrow a charger from a dude smoking a e-c-------- while on skype >begin to masturbate out of frustration >the waiter comes and tells me I need to leave >as I leave he tells me that my c--- is a lot smaller than before >I tell him it's probably the electronics, but I can download books ll never read for free I didn't have sex since I bought an ereader.
No.176563812 hours ago >>17655366 (OP) >reading in a cafe >real book >cute girls notices me >"hey are reading Bataille's Eroticism? I looooove that book" >she saw the cover and came to me >we have sex right there in the café while smoking cigarettes and talking about death >when I c-- the waiter tell me that he's impressed by the size of my c--- >a few months later >buy an ereader >go to cafe >no one can know what I am reading (Bataille's Eroticism) >decide that every now and then l'll drop a hint >say loudly while watching the neighbouring girls >"sex and death heh? boy that's something!" >they leave >my ereader is out of battery >borrow a charger from a dude smoking a e-c-------- while on skype >begin to masturbate out of frustration >the waiter comes and tells me I need to leave >as I leave he tells me that my c--- is a lot smaller than before >I tell him it's probably the electronics, but I can download books ll never read for free I didn't have sex since I bought an ereader.

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anon has a new dog | /r/Greentext

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Anon uses Linux | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 10:27:43 No.846046556 >year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill f------ Gates bust through window 59 KB JPG >'oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >'im going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBPS!" >starts to choke me >c-- >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a s--- on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. F--- bill gates and microsoft
: Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 10:27:43 No.846046556 >year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill f------ Gates bust through window 59 KB JPG >'oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >'im going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBPS!" >starts to choke me >c-- >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a s--- on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. F--- bill gates and microsoft

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Anon has a roastie coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)19:29:08 No.62522472 >be me, young assistant manager at job >busiest day of the week, an hour before the busiest hour >female coworker comes up to me, tells me that she wants to go home 60 KB JPG early >"w-- why its literally the busiest day and we are short-staffed during rush hour, we need you" >offer her easiest position for the day if she's feeling unwell, she literally just has to check people's ticket >she flies off the rail about how she has period cramps and shes in a bad mood blah blah woman bitching >lm super p----- off rn and realize she would just be a liability if she got kept today >send her home, recommend shift cut to the general manager >tfw she posts herself at a party later on instagram Holy f--- women are useless. This isn't the first woman who has had an absolute breakdown at work because she was on her period either
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)19:29:08 No.62522472 >be me, young assistant manager at job >busiest day of the week, an hour before the busiest hour >female coworker comes up to me, tells me that she wants to go home 60 KB JPG early >"w-- why its literally the busiest day and we are short-staffed during rush hour, we need you" >offer her easiest position for the day if she's feeling unwell, she literally just has to check people's ticket >she flies off the rail about how she has period cramps and shes in a bad mood blah blah woman bitching >lm super p----- off rn and realize she would just be a liability if she got kept today >send her home, recommend shift cut to the general manager >tfw she posts herself at a party later on instagram Holy f--- women are useless. This isn't the first woman who has had an absolute breakdown at work because she was on her period either

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Anon names a band | /r/Greentext

MERADE MEGADE I O Anonymous 0 >>769044123 >>76904 AIunymmuus vJT J10(3aiji0.30 Anonymous 05/19/18(Sa welcome to the popodom >>769042283 (OP). name my band >>769042283 (OP). Sikh and Destroy Anonymous 05/19/1 Sweatshop Boys >>769043152 Naantera >>769042283 (OP) Tech Support Anonymous 05/19 Raj Against the Machine Anonymous 05/19/18 the dheliquents >>769042283 (OP) 9 Inch Naans Anonymous 05/19/18(S Anonymous 05/19/18(S >>769042283 (OP) >>769042283 (OP) Illegal Alien Ant Farm Anonymous 05/19/1: Meccadeath system of a caste inonymous 05/19/18( >>769042283 (OP) 7/11 Bollywood Undead Customer Support
MERADE MEGADE I O Anonymous 0 >>769044123 >>76904 AIunymmuus vJT J10(3aiji0.30 Anonymous 05/19/18(Sa welcome to the popodom >>769042283 (OP). name my band >>769042283 (OP). Sikh and Destroy Anonymous 05/19/1 Sweatshop Boys >>769043152 Naantera >>769042283 (OP) Tech Support Anonymous 05/19 Raj Against the Machine Anonymous 05/19/18 the dheliquents >>769042283 (OP) 9 Inch Naans Anonymous 05/19/18(S Anonymous 05/19/18(S >>769042283 (OP) >>769042283 (OP) Illegal Alien Ant Farm Anonymous 05/19/1: Meccadeath system of a caste inonymous 05/19/18( >>769042283 (OP) 7/11 Bollywood Undead Customer Support

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Anon needs to fix their life | /r/Greentext

>>62520059 (OP) >Telling everyone you're bad at something even tough you've been doing that thing for years >People ask to demonstrate said thing anyway >actually bad at it
>>62520059 (OP) >Telling everyone you're bad at something even tough you've been doing that thing for years >People ask to demonstrate said thing anyway >actually bad at it

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Anon is a republican | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)12:12:44 No.848419284 >literally did the exact opposite of what he said he was gonna do IT'S OVER during his canadicy. >Rolled back everything Donald Trump did for no apperant reason than "orange man bad" >Doomed the lives of diabetics by 81 KB JPG upping the price of insulin >Put literally thousands of people out of a job via shooting down the Keystone Project >Straight up denied student loan forgiveness >Basically called POC retards that can't use the internet. >ls now starting to blow up middle easterners again. >"2000 dollars?? SYKE Well atleast there's no more mean tweets.
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)12:12:44 No.848419284 >literally did the exact opposite of what he said he was gonna do IT'S OVER during his canadicy. >Rolled back everything Donald Trump did for no apperant reason than "orange man bad" >Doomed the lives of diabetics by 81 KB JPG upping the price of insulin >Put literally thousands of people out of a job via shooting down the Keystone Project >Straight up denied student loan forgiveness >Basically called POC retards that can't use the internet. >ls now starting to blow up middle easterners again. >"2000 dollars?? SYKE Well atleast there's no more mean tweets.

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Mutually assured destruction | /r/Greentext

File: OIP.jpg (32 KB, 440x400) Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:09 No.62520016 >>62520023 >>62520026 >>62520054 >>62520063 >>62520102 >>62520167 >>62520310 >>62520385 >>62520429 >>62520430 >>62520563 >>62520576 >>62520693 >>62520768 >2 years struggling with abusive gf >Finally man up and break up with her >Found out she's pregnant >l say I'm ok with the idea of being a single dad >She says she's aborting my kid if we don't get back together, and the law in my country is on her side I've been thinking about suicide for days by now...This is it, robots? >> O Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:50 No.62520023 >>62520047 >>62520062 >>62520016 (OP) # Spoiler: it's not actually your kid.
File: OIP.jpg (32 KB, 440x400) Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:09 No.62520016 >>62520023 >>62520026 >>62520054 >>62520063 >>62520102 >>62520167 >>62520310 >>62520385 >>62520429 >>62520430 >>62520563 >>62520576 >>62520693 >>62520768 >2 years struggling with abusive gf >Finally man up and break up with her >Found out she's pregnant >l say I'm ok with the idea of being a single dad >She says she's aborting my kid if we don't get back together, and the law in my country is on her side I've been thinking about suicide for days by now...This is it, robots? >> O Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:50 No.62520023 >>62520047 >>62520062 >>62520016 (OP) # Spoiler: it's not actually your kid.

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