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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed 19 KB JPG >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed 19 KB JPG >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me

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Anon is starting to like his president | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C'mon man 02/27/21(Sat)21:51:18 No.48470546 130219192003-tsr-biden-prefers-double-barrel-shotgun-00003422-story- top.jpg 40 KB JPG >airstikes the middle east >upcoming best gun salesman to date >knowingly steals office I'm starting to like this guy

: Anonymous C'mon man 02/27/21(Sat)21:51:18 No.48470546 130219192003-tsr-biden-prefers-double-barrel-shotgun-00003422-story- top.jpg 40 KB JPG >airstikes the middle east >upcoming best gun salesman to date >knowingly steals office I'm starting to like this guy

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The pros and cons of a Kindle | /r/Greentext

No.176563812 hours ago >>17655366 (OP) >reading in a cafe >real book >cute girls notices me >"hey are reading Bataille's Eroticism? I looooove that book" >she saw the cover and came to me >we have sex right there in the café while smoking cigarettes and talking about death >when I c-- the waiter tell me that he's impressed by the size of my c--- >a few months later >buy an ereader >go to cafe >no one can know what I am reading (Bataille's Eroticism) >decide that every now and then l'll drop a hint >say loudly while watching the neighbouring girls >"sex and death heh? boy that's something!" >they leave >my ereader is out of battery >borrow a charger from a dude smoking a e-c-------- while on skype >begin to masturbate out of frustration >the waiter comes and tells me I need to leave >as I leave he tells me that my c--- is a lot smaller than before >I tell him it's probably the electronics, but I can download books ll never read for free I didn't have sex since I bought an ereader.

No.176563812 hours ago >>17655366 (OP) >reading in a cafe >real book >cute girls notices me >"hey are reading Bataille's Eroticism? I looooove that book" >she saw the cover and came to me >we have sex right there in the café while smoking cigarettes and talking about death >when I c-- the waiter tell me that he's impressed by the size of my c--- >a few months later >buy an ereader >go to cafe >no one can know what I am reading (Bataille's Eroticism) >decide that every now and then l'll drop a hint >say loudly while watching the neighbouring girls >"sex and death heh? boy that's something!" >they leave >my ereader is out of battery >borrow a charger from a dude smoking a e-c-------- while on skype >begin to masturbate out of frustration >the waiter comes and tells me I need to leave >as I leave he tells me that my c--- is a lot smaller than before >I tell him it's probably the electronics, but I can download books ll never read for free I didn't have sex since I bought an ereader.

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anon has a new dog | /r/Greentext

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Anon uses Linux | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 10:27:43 No.846046556 >year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill f------ Gates bust through window 59 KB JPG >'oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >'im going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBPS!" >starts to choke me >c-- >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a s--- on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. F--- bill gates and microsoft

: Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 10:27:43 No.846046556 >year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill f------ Gates bust through window 59 KB JPG >'oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >'im going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBPS!" >starts to choke me >c-- >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a s--- on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. F--- bill gates and microsoft

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Anon has a roastie coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)19:29:08 No.62522472 >be me, young assistant manager at job >busiest day of the week, an hour before the busiest hour >female coworker comes up to me, tells me that she wants to go home 60 KB JPG early >"w-- why its literally the busiest day and we are short-staffed during rush hour, we need you" >offer her easiest position for the day if she's feeling unwell, she literally just has to check people's ticket >she flies off the rail about how she has period cramps and shes in a bad mood blah blah woman bitching >lm super p----- off rn and realize she would just be a liability if she got kept today >send her home, recommend shift cut to the general manager >tfw she posts herself at a party later on instagram Holy f--- women are useless. This isn't the first woman who has had an absolute breakdown at work because she was on her period either

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)19:29:08 No.62522472 >be me, young assistant manager at job >busiest day of the week, an hour before the busiest hour >female coworker comes up to me, tells me that she wants to go home 60 KB JPG early >"w-- why its literally the busiest day and we are short-staffed during rush hour, we need you" >offer her easiest position for the day if she's feeling unwell, she literally just has to check people's ticket >she flies off the rail about how she has period cramps and shes in a bad mood blah blah woman bitching >lm super p----- off rn and realize she would just be a liability if she got kept today >send her home, recommend shift cut to the general manager >tfw she posts herself at a party later on instagram Holy f--- women are useless. This isn't the first woman who has had an absolute breakdown at work because she was on her period either

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Anon names a band | /r/Greentext

MERADE MEGADE I O Anonymous 0 >>769044123 >>76904 AIunymmuus vJT J10(3aiji0.30 Anonymous 05/19/18(Sa welcome to the popodom >>769042283 (OP). name my band >>769042283 (OP). Sikh and Destroy Anonymous 05/19/1 Sweatshop Boys >>769043152 Naantera >>769042283 (OP) Tech Support Anonymous 05/19 Raj Against the Machine Anonymous 05/19/18 the dheliquents >>769042283 (OP) 9 Inch Naans Anonymous 05/19/18(S Anonymous 05/19/18(S >>769042283 (OP) >>769042283 (OP) Illegal Alien Ant Farm Anonymous 05/19/1: Meccadeath system of a caste inonymous 05/19/18( >>769042283 (OP) 7/11 Bollywood Undead Customer Support

MERADE MEGADE I O Anonymous 0 >>769044123 >>76904 AIunymmuus vJT J10(3aiji0.30 Anonymous 05/19/18(Sa welcome to the popodom >>769042283 (OP). name my band >>769042283 (OP). Sikh and Destroy Anonymous 05/19/1 Sweatshop Boys >>769043152 Naantera >>769042283 (OP) Tech Support Anonymous 05/19 Raj Against the Machine Anonymous 05/19/18 the dheliquents >>769042283 (OP) 9 Inch Naans Anonymous 05/19/18(S Anonymous 05/19/18(S >>769042283 (OP) >>769042283 (OP) Illegal Alien Ant Farm Anonymous 05/19/1: Meccadeath system of a caste inonymous 05/19/18( >>769042283 (OP) 7/11 Bollywood Undead Customer Support

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Anon needs to fix their life | /r/Greentext

>>62520059 (OP) >Telling everyone you're bad at something even tough you've been doing that thing for years >People ask to demonstrate said thing anyway >actually bad at it

>>62520059 (OP) >Telling everyone you're bad at something even tough you've been doing that thing for years >People ask to demonstrate said thing anyway >actually bad at it

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Anon is a republican | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)12:12:44 No.848419284 >literally did the exact opposite of what he said he was gonna do IT'S OVER during his canadicy. >Rolled back everything Donald Trump did for no apperant reason than "orange man bad" >Doomed the lives of diabetics by 81 KB JPG upping the price of insulin >Put literally thousands of people out of a job via shooting down the Keystone Project >Straight up denied student loan forgiveness >Basically called POC retards that can't use the internet. >ls now starting to blow up middle easterners again. >"2000 dollars?? SYKE Well atleast there's no more mean tweets.

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)12:12:44 No.848419284 >literally did the exact opposite of what he said he was gonna do IT'S OVER during his canadicy. >Rolled back everything Donald Trump did for no apperant reason than "orange man bad" >Doomed the lives of diabetics by 81 KB JPG upping the price of insulin >Put literally thousands of people out of a job via shooting down the Keystone Project >Straight up denied student loan forgiveness >Basically called POC retards that can't use the internet. >ls now starting to blow up middle easterners again. >"2000 dollars?? SYKE Well atleast there's no more mean tweets.

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Mutually assured destruction | /r/Greentext

File: OIP.jpg (32 KB, 440x400) Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:09 No.62520016 >>62520023 >>62520026 >>62520054 >>62520063 >>62520102 >>62520167 >>62520310 >>62520385 >>62520429 >>62520430 >>62520563 >>62520576 >>62520693 >>62520768 >2 years struggling with abusive gf >Finally man up and break up with her >Found out she's pregnant >l say I'm ok with the idea of being a single dad >She says she's aborting my kid if we don't get back together, and the law in my country is on her side I've been thinking about suicide for days by now...This is it, robots? >> O Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:50 No.62520023 >>62520047 >>62520062 >>62520016 (OP) # Spoiler: it's not actually your kid.

File: OIP.jpg (32 KB, 440x400) Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:09 No.62520016 >>62520023 >>62520026 >>62520054 >>62520063 >>62520102 >>62520167 >>62520310 >>62520385 >>62520429 >>62520430 >>62520563 >>62520576 >>62520693 >>62520768 >2 years struggling with abusive gf >Finally man up and break up with her >Found out she's pregnant >l say I'm ok with the idea of being a single dad >She says she's aborting my kid if we don't get back together, and the law in my country is on her side I've been thinking about suicide for days by now...This is it, robots? >> O Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:50 No.62520023 >>62520047 >>62520062 >>62520016 (OP) # Spoiler: it's not actually your kid.

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/r9k/ is a place of science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:02:01 No.62516348 >mom sent me the solution to the c-- conundrum 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:29:12 No.62516586 >uncle proved the Poo Postulate 17 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:31:02 No.62516603 >brother telegraphed me the key to the pee plight 9 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:32:03 No.62516613 >>62516348 (OP) # >cousins brothers wife ( my mom) found the piss closet 233 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:16 No.62516640 >aunt solved the c--- conjecture 46 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:37 No.62516642 >professor proved the problem of the peepee poopoo paradox 72 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:37:13 No.62516658 >dad denounced the d--- declaration 67 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:40:09 No.62516684 >>62516348 (OP) # >Uncle uncovered undetectable cumtowel technique 165 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:41:05 No.62516697 >father re-awakened the primordial penis prophecy 52 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:43:43 No.62516714 >parents discovered the blueprints for the quantum testicle entangler 54 KB JPG

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:02:01 No.62516348 >mom sent me the solution to the c-- conundrum 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:29:12 No.62516586 >uncle proved the Poo Postulate 17 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:31:02 No.62516603 >brother telegraphed me the key to the pee plight 9 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:32:03 No.62516613 >>62516348 (OP) # >cousins brothers wife ( my mom) found the piss closet 233 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:16 No.62516640 >aunt solved the c--- conjecture 46 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:37 No.62516642 >professor proved the problem of the peepee poopoo paradox 72 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:37:13 No.62516658 >dad denounced the d--- declaration 67 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:40:09 No.62516684 >>62516348 (OP) # >Uncle uncovered undetectable cumtowel technique 165 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:41:05 No.62516697 >father re-awakened the primordial penis prophecy 52 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:43:43 No.62516714 >parents discovered the blueprints for the quantum testicle entangler 54 KB JPG

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Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:20:01 No.62519021 >get told to go to address I've never been to for 21st bday >show up with food from work >tons of ppl there drunk as f---, some I've never seen before some from high school >we all get hammered >drunk white qt from high school with fat thighs plops down next to me on couch 296 KB JPG >couch is leather and extremely plush so we slide closer together >lays on my chest >too drunk to get a boner so I just accept it larping as a chad >she eventually gets up and i can't think about anyone else all night >eventually get home >look her up on Facebook >she's gay as f--- every time bros

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:20:01 No.62519021 >get told to go to address I've never been to for 21st bday >show up with food from work >tons of ppl there drunk as f---, some I've never seen before some from high school >we all get hammered >drunk white qt from high school with fat thighs plops down next to me on couch 296 KB JPG >couch is leather and extremely plush so we slide closer together >lays on my chest >too drunk to get a boner so I just accept it larping as a chad >she eventually gets up and i can't think about anyone else all night >eventually get home >look her up on Facebook >she's gay as f--- every time bros

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Anon respects women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:08:30 No.62519421 Tr I respect women >be me >take vacant seat in class because there's no where else to sit >girl next to me abruptly tells me to leave because "her friend's gonna sit there" >leave because I don't want to be rude >all of her friends laugh at me and mock 7 KB PNG me >turns out no one was going to sit there they just didn't want to sit next to me even though I've never met them before >mfw

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:08:30 No.62519421 Tr I respect women >be me >take vacant seat in class because there's no where else to sit >girl next to me abruptly tells me to leave because "her friend's gonna sit there" >leave because I don't want to be rude >all of her friends laugh at me and mock 7 KB PNG me >turns out no one was going to sit there they just didn't want to sit next to me even though I've never met them before >mfw

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Anon is a class act | /r/Greentext

File: 144109619434.jpg (35 KB, 535x577) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)18:25:23 No.34876891 [Reply) >>34877236 >get up the courage and ask a girl on a date >she said yes >l suggest pizza hut >she likes the idea because its nostalgic and sounds quirky >never been on a date before >try acting mature even though I am 25 >she starts getting uncomfortable >some how manage to salvage it >we order >pizza comes >i am still trying to impress her >l ask the waitress If i can pay complements to the chef >l thought the chef comes out, but you you have to go into to the kitchen >date doesn't come with me >start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done >get back to the table and she gone >wait for a while >ask for takeout >waitress is laughing >sat for 5min holding back the tears

File: 144109619434.jpg (35 KB, 535x577) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)18:25:23 No.34876891 [Reply) >>34877236 >get up the courage and ask a girl on a date >she said yes >l suggest pizza hut >she likes the idea because its nostalgic and sounds quirky >never been on a date before >try acting mature even though I am 25 >she starts getting uncomfortable >some how manage to salvage it >we order >pizza comes >i am still trying to impress her >l ask the waitress If i can pay complements to the chef >l thought the chef comes out, but you you have to go into to the kitchen >date doesn't come with me >start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done >get back to the table and she gone >wait for a while >ask for takeout >waitress is laughing >sat for 5min holding back the tears

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Anon's a hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)19:44:06 No.821462560 >be me >playing left 4 dead 2 >guy with chinese username joins >get idea >spam free tibet tianamen square 1989 etc. etc. in game chat 49 KB JPG >10 minutes later >guy leaves server >save thousands of lives from the coronavirus by posting pasta in the game chat >guy gets sent to labour camp >mfw

: Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)19:44:06 No.821462560 >be me >playing left 4 dead 2 >guy with chinese username joins >get idea >spam free tibet tianamen square 1989 etc. etc. in game chat 49 KB JPG >10 minutes later >guy leaves server >save thousands of lives from the coronavirus by posting pasta in the game chat >guy gets sent to labour camp >mfw

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Anon finally figured it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:47:08 No.62520146 >6 foot >6 pack >6 figure >666 44 KB JPG CHAD IS THE ANTI-CHRIST 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:48:20 No.62520155 Holy f------ s--- its the final redpill : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:49:57 No.62520175 >You want a girlfriend? Ok, just sell me your soul. 89 KB JPG

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:47:08 No.62520146 >6 foot >6 pack >6 figure >666 44 KB JPG CHAD IS THE ANTI-CHRIST 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:48:20 No.62520155 Holy f------ s--- its the final redpill : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:49:57 No.62520175 >You want a girlfriend? Ok, just sell me your soul. 89 KB JPG

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Anon confuses Chad and Tyrone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)07:46:43 No.848358672 >Be Me >Mommy's 69Olb 30 year old mistake >Wake at up at 2pm and see that I have enough GBP for an extra large tendie feels good man meal. >Waddle downstairs as fast as I can and barge in on Mommy deep throating 565 KB JPG Chad's big white c---. >Start yelling "GIVE ME TENDIES CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK." On repeat while doing the Chicken dance. >Mommy and Tyrone immediately stop what they're doing and start praying "Oh good lord please let the diabetes and high blood pressure take him." >After their prayer I start yelling "TENDIE TUESDAY TENDIE TUESDAY." >Chad rolls his eyes and tells me "Anon it's not Tuesday, it's Friday." >I start yelling "FRY CHAD FRIDAY!" And slap him really hard. >Chad passes out. >l take Chad's body and toss it into the deep fryer. >I then take his wallet and buy so many tendies that Wendy's had to close after I left. >MFW I got more tendies that day than I ever had in my entire life. >Feels good man.

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)07:46:43 No.848358672 >Be Me >Mommy's 69Olb 30 year old mistake >Wake at up at 2pm and see that I have enough GBP for an extra large tendie feels good man meal. >Waddle downstairs as fast as I can and barge in on Mommy deep throating 565 KB JPG Chad's big white c---. >Start yelling "GIVE ME TENDIES CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK." On repeat while doing the Chicken dance. >Mommy and Tyrone immediately stop what they're doing and start praying "Oh good lord please let the diabetes and high blood pressure take him." >After their prayer I start yelling "TENDIE TUESDAY TENDIE TUESDAY." >Chad rolls his eyes and tells me "Anon it's not Tuesday, it's Friday." >I start yelling "FRY CHAD FRIDAY!" And slap him really hard. >Chad passes out. >l take Chad's body and toss it into the deep fryer. >I then take his wallet and buy so many tendies that Wendy's had to close after I left. >MFW I got more tendies that day than I ever had in my entire life. >Feels good man.

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Anon tries tea | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)23:57:31 No.256056764 >>256056860 >>256056942 >>256056986 >>256057042 >>256057090 >>256057107 >>256057130 >>256057236 File: f85cb694209487e5b1dd553cf(..).png (3.1 MB, 1413x2000) Just tried tea for the first time and I really don't understand why the bongs love it so much. Drinking the broth was fine but when it actually came time to eat the thing I was almost sick. Bongs actually like this? O Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)23:58:53 No.256056860 ► >>256057003 File: 1559854782662.png (67 KB, 239x410) >>256056764 >when it actually came time to eat the thing I was almost sick. w-what did you eat? >>256056860 The teabag. O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:00:43 No.256057003 >>256057082 >>256057107 >>256057164 >>256057183 >>256057241 >256057245 >>256057249 >>256057278 File: b11dce44af9d071a50f5d1610(...).png (483 KB, 888x1222) >>256056860 The teabag. O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:02:45 No.256057164 File: 69A6E80D-28ED-4145-8E3E-9(..).gif (83 KB, 132x142) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:01 No.256057183 File: laughingshikikan.jpg (48 KB, 680x432) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:51 No.256057241 >>256057003 Are you retarded? >>256057003 >He ate the teabag >>256057003 Did you drink hot water after putting the teabag in your mouth? O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:51 No.256057245 ► >>256057003 dude what O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:04:22 No.256057278 ► File: 1543823942475.jpg (20 KB, 200x200) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:06:44 No.256057465 ► >>256057003 O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:54 No.256057249 ► >>256057003 You're supposed to eat that first >>256057003 Based and tea-pilled O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:08:48 No.256057615 ► File: 12352456436.jpg (32 KB, 454x550) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:06:13 No.256057425 ► File: 73416111_p0.jpg (2.35 MB, 1700x1204) >>256057003 Anon you're supposed to eat the teabag first then drink the water >>256057003 >not only drinking the tea brewed with a teabag, but also eating the teabag itself What the actual f---

O Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)23:57:31 No.256056764 >>256056860 >>256056942 >>256056986 >>256057042 >>256057090 >>256057107 >>256057130 >>256057236 File: f85cb694209487e5b1dd553cf(..).png (3.1 MB, 1413x2000) Just tried tea for the first time and I really don't understand why the bongs love it so much. Drinking the broth was fine but when it actually came time to eat the thing I was almost sick. Bongs actually like this? O Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)23:58:53 No.256056860 ► >>256057003 File: 1559854782662.png (67 KB, 239x410) >>256056764 >when it actually came time to eat the thing I was almost sick. w-what did you eat? >>256056860 The teabag. O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:00:43 No.256057003 >>256057082 >>256057107 >>256057164 >>256057183 >>256057241 >256057245 >>256057249 >>256057278 File: b11dce44af9d071a50f5d1610(...).png (483 KB, 888x1222) >>256056860 The teabag. O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:02:45 No.256057164 File: 69A6E80D-28ED-4145-8E3E-9(..).gif (83 KB, 132x142) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:01 No.256057183 File: laughingshikikan.jpg (48 KB, 680x432) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:51 No.256057241 >>256057003 Are you retarded? >>256057003 >He ate the teabag >>256057003 Did you drink hot water after putting the teabag in your mouth? O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:51 No.256057245 ► >>256057003 dude what O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:04:22 No.256057278 ► File: 1543823942475.jpg (20 KB, 200x200) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:06:44 No.256057465 ► >>256057003 O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:03:54 No.256057249 ► >>256057003 You're supposed to eat that first >>256057003 Based and tea-pilled O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:08:48 No.256057615 ► File: 12352456436.jpg (32 KB, 454x550) O Anonymous 06/11/19(Tue)00:06:13 No.256057425 ► File: 73416111_p0.jpg (2.35 MB, 1700x1204) >>256057003 Anon you're supposed to eat the teabag first then drink the water >>256057003 >not only drinking the tea brewed with a teabag, but also eating the teabag itself What the actual f---

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: Anonymous 02/27/21 (Sat)21:54:49 No.62520213 So angry lads. >Go out to local shop to buy bread >Lady at the cash machine puts her card in, tries to draw out money, gets rejected >She doesn't have the money in 50 KB JPG her bank to withdraw >She turns to me and says how the machine is s--- >So she tries again >And again >Each time looking at me and saying it doesn't have cash in it >7 times shes tried it now >Ask if I could quickly use it to draw out my tenner >She looks at me and asks who the f--- do I think I am >Stand there and think this woman whos half my size is nuts, stand back let her continue >Shes calling me every name under the sun and trying to draw out money still >Get fed up, tell her to let me draw out my money and she can continue >She f------ explodes at me >Staff run over and get aggressive >They know her from outside of work >They stroke her hair whilst she pretends to walk up to me and be "held back" by the staff >She shouts loudly that shes shopping for her kids and I'm stopping her using the machine >More people come over >l tell her I feel sorry for her kids to have a white trash mum like her >Staff turn around to me and tell me to shut my mouth, people from the crowd start telling me l can't talk to her like that >All this time shes alternating from sticking a finger in my face and trying to draw out money >Staff give her money and hugs, she saunters off going down the line telling them what a c--- I am >Flags people down outside the store coming in telling them that I tried to stop her from feeding her kids and what a prick I am >She has a chat with the staff casually about what a prick I am >She walks off shouting she'll see me outside >Go outside >Shes not there I don't even know what to make of it. I've never felt so put down by an entire f------ store including the staff because they know the person. Only one guy came up to me and said "you should report that, out of order that is" who was behind me in the line All I wanted was a couple of cans >>62520315 # >>62520475 # >>62520532 #

: Anonymous 02/27/21 (Sat)21:54:49 No.62520213 So angry lads. >Go out to local shop to buy bread >Lady at the cash machine puts her card in, tries to draw out money, gets rejected >She doesn't have the money in 50 KB JPG her bank to withdraw >She turns to me and says how the machine is s--- >So she tries again >And again >Each time looking at me and saying it doesn't have cash in it >7 times shes tried it now >Ask if I could quickly use it to draw out my tenner >She looks at me and asks who the f--- do I think I am >Stand there and think this woman whos half my size is nuts, stand back let her continue >Shes calling me every name under the sun and trying to draw out money still >Get fed up, tell her to let me draw out my money and she can continue >She f------ explodes at me >Staff run over and get aggressive >They know her from outside of work >They stroke her hair whilst she pretends to walk up to me and be "held back" by the staff >She shouts loudly that shes shopping for her kids and I'm stopping her using the machine >More people come over >l tell her I feel sorry for her kids to have a white trash mum like her >Staff turn around to me and tell me to shut my mouth, people from the crowd start telling me l can't talk to her like that >All this time shes alternating from sticking a finger in my face and trying to draw out money >Staff give her money and hugs, she saunters off going down the line telling them what a c--- I am >Flags people down outside the store coming in telling them that I tried to stop her from feeding her kids and what a prick I am >She has a chat with the staff casually about what a prick I am >She walks off shouting she'll see me outside >Go outside >Shes not there I don't even know what to make of it. I've never felt so put down by an entire f------ store including the staff because they know the person. Only one guy came up to me and said "you should report that, out of order that is" who was behind me in the line All I wanted was a couple of cans >>62520315 # >>62520475 # >>62520532 #

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