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Anon looks up to his father | /r/Greentext


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Anon finds green chalk | /r/Greentext


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Thanks, Uncle Ben | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a loicense | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to the zoo | /r/Greentext


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Anons Grandma gets a computer | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/01/18(Thu)08:16:04 No.43551587 Here's the full story >Be me >Grandmother lives at our house >Grandmother gets a new laptop >I set it up because she asks me to >Tell her not to click ads and s--- like that >She ignores me >Setup a spybot on her system >It sends video feed back to my system >She clicks one of those download this to get an Iphone things >The ad says Iphone 12 >You'd have to be retarded to click that >It downloads >She runs the program >System turns off >Spybot feed cuts off >She calls me >Tells me to fix it >l ask her what the problem was >"I downloaded important business files" >Dont even bother fixing
| Anonymous 03/01/18(Thu)08:16:04 No.43551587 Here's the full story >Be me >Grandmother lives at our house >Grandmother gets a new laptop >I set it up because she asks me to >Tell her not to click ads and s--- like that >She ignores me >Setup a spybot on her system >It sends video feed back to my system >She clicks one of those download this to get an Iphone things >The ad says Iphone 12 >You'd have to be retarded to click that >It downloads >She runs the program >System turns off >Spybot feed cuts off >She calls me >Tells me to fix it >l ask her what the problem was >"I downloaded important business files" >Dont even bother fixing

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Anon goes cyclepathic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG

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Meat slider | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)14:09:08 No.62523030 >go get lunch with friends >walk by underpass Arbys >bum in wheelchair asks if we want drugs >"no thanks we aren't retarded" >he shouts back something I didn't 78 KB PNG understand >"what are ya gonna do run after us" We got Arbys View Thread
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)14:09:08 No.62523030 >go get lunch with friends >walk by underpass Arbys >bum in wheelchair asks if we want drugs >"no thanks we aren't retarded" >he shouts back something I didn't 78 KB PNG understand >"what are ya gonna do run after us" We got Arbys View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:51:09 No.62530488 >it's another saturday evening spent on 4chan 121 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:51:09 No.62530488 >it's another saturday evening spent on 4chan 121 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't Anon doesn't remember | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw 9 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw 9 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is against letting immigrants in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---

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Anon figured it out. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG

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Anon on the state of /r9k/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon is from the Black Ops 2 days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking
: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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Anon likes underaged girls | /r/Greentext

BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread
BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?

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Has this happened to anyone else? | /r/Greentext

> be me > neet autist > 32 > parents go to work > 11AM, start gaming and get horny > find video called C--- Craving 161 KB PNG Teen > plug-in headphones with epic audio quality > plug-in vr headset > absolutely epic > stroking penis in motion with the video thrusts > stop myself from c------ about 5 or 6 times > finally blow my load > take off headphones and vr headset > turn around > theres a sandwich on my bed > w--.png > creep downstairs slowly > hear weeping from kitchen > mom mixed up shift and wasnt supposed to be in work > figured Id still be in bed, so decided to surprise me with sandwich > found me slowly stroking my penis, wearing be headset whilst gasping > she yelled at me, but I was wearing headphones > didnt hear > mother just leaves shocked and upset She currently bursts into tears frequently when she sees me. My dad wont speak to me at all and says Im an embarrassment. Why am I such a f--- up? Has this happened to anyone else?
> be me > neet autist > 32 > parents go to work > 11AM, start gaming and get horny > find video called C--- Craving 161 KB PNG Teen > plug-in headphones with epic audio quality > plug-in vr headset > absolutely epic > stroking penis in motion with the video thrusts > stop myself from c------ about 5 or 6 times > finally blow my load > take off headphones and vr headset > turn around > theres a sandwich on my bed > w--.png > creep downstairs slowly > hear weeping from kitchen > mom mixed up shift and wasnt supposed to be in work > figured Id still be in bed, so decided to surprise me with sandwich > found me slowly stroking my penis, wearing be headset whilst gasping > she yelled at me, but I was wearing headphones > didnt hear > mother just leaves shocked and upset She currently bursts into tears frequently when she sees me. My dad wont speak to me at all and says Im an embarrassment. Why am I such a f--- up? Has this happened to anyone else?

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