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Anon goes cyclepathic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG

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Meat slider | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)14:09:08 No.62523030 >go get lunch with friends >walk by underpass Arbys >bum in wheelchair asks if we want drugs >"no thanks we aren't retarded" >he shouts back something I didn't 78 KB PNG understand >"what are ya gonna do run after us" We got Arbys View Thread
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)14:09:08 No.62523030 >go get lunch with friends >walk by underpass Arbys >bum in wheelchair asks if we want drugs >"no thanks we aren't retarded" >he shouts back something I didn't 78 KB PNG understand >"what are ya gonna do run after us" We got Arbys View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:51:09 No.62530488 >it's another saturday evening spent on 4chan 121 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:51:09 No.62530488 >it's another saturday evening spent on 4chan 121 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't Anon doesn't remember | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw 9 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw 9 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon is against letting immigrants in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---

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Anon figured it out. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG

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Anon on the state of /r9k/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon is from the Black Ops 2 days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking
: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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Anon likes underaged girls | /r/Greentext

BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread
BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?

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Has this happened to anyone else? | /r/Greentext

> be me > neet autist > 32 > parents go to work > 11AM, start gaming and get horny > find video called C--- Craving 161 KB PNG Teen > plug-in headphones with epic audio quality > plug-in vr headset > absolutely epic > stroking penis in motion with the video thrusts > stop myself from c------ about 5 or 6 times > finally blow my load > take off headphones and vr headset > turn around > theres a sandwich on my bed > w--.png > creep downstairs slowly > hear weeping from kitchen > mom mixed up shift and wasnt supposed to be in work > figured Id still be in bed, so decided to surprise me with sandwich > found me slowly stroking my penis, wearing be headset whilst gasping > she yelled at me, but I was wearing headphones > didnt hear > mother just leaves shocked and upset She currently bursts into tears frequently when she sees me. My dad wont speak to me at all and says Im an embarrassment. Why am I such a f--- up? Has this happened to anyone else?
> be me > neet autist > 32 > parents go to work > 11AM, start gaming and get horny > find video called C--- Craving 161 KB PNG Teen > plug-in headphones with epic audio quality > plug-in vr headset > absolutely epic > stroking penis in motion with the video thrusts > stop myself from c------ about 5 or 6 times > finally blow my load > take off headphones and vr headset > turn around > theres a sandwich on my bed > w--.png > creep downstairs slowly > hear weeping from kitchen > mom mixed up shift and wasnt supposed to be in work > figured Id still be in bed, so decided to surprise me with sandwich > found me slowly stroking my penis, wearing be headset whilst gasping > she yelled at me, but I was wearing headphones > didnt hear > mother just leaves shocked and upset She currently bursts into tears frequently when she sees me. My dad wont speak to me at all and says Im an embarrassment. Why am I such a f--- up? Has this happened to anyone else?

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Anon doesn't like talking to women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What the f--- is wrong with me(...) 02/28/21(Sun)23:22:09 No.62535687 >Go to club with best friend >Some hole begins talking to me >Tries to get me to buy her a drink >With disgust, say "Why would I buy you a drink? YOU buy ME a drink." >This makes her more aggressive >Won't leave me alone 193 KB PNG >Try to talk to her >Doesn't even seem to have a brain in her head >Keeps trying to get me to buy her a drink "What part of 'no, you buy me a drink' confused you? The part where you don't get what you want?" >"I like giving b-------" >Constantly fighting the urge to punch her in the face Why am I disgusted when women talk to me?
: Anonymous What the f--- is wrong with me(...) 02/28/21(Sun)23:22:09 No.62535687 >Go to club with best friend >Some hole begins talking to me >Tries to get me to buy her a drink >With disgust, say "Why would I buy you a drink? YOU buy ME a drink." >This makes her more aggressive >Won't leave me alone 193 KB PNG >Try to talk to her >Doesn't even seem to have a brain in her head >Keeps trying to get me to buy her a drink "What part of 'no, you buy me a drink' confused you? The part where you don't get what you want?" >"I like giving b-------" >Constantly fighting the urge to punch her in the face Why am I disgusted when women talk to me?

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anon is free | /r/Greentext

File: 5b6f0 1a6-a012-46f9-8a15-1(..).jpg (509 KB, 919x919) O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:16 No.21 ITT: Times you acted like Eren Jaeger >See a dog being taken on walk >Kick it and berate it for not being free as I am | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:03 No >>217223905 (OP) Based Erenchad. Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:40 No i r---- a lesbian girl
File: 5b6f0 1a6-a012-46f9-8a15-1(..).jpg (509 KB, 919x919) O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:16 No.21 ITT: Times you acted like Eren Jaeger >See a dog being taken on walk >Kick it and berate it for not being free as I am | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:03 No >>217223905 (OP) Based Erenchad. Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:40 No i r---- a lesbian girl

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Anon is comforted by his fellow robots | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:50:41 No.62534898 Please be patient I have autism >be me >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone 42 KB JPG >autism.exe >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:54:46 No.62534922 It's all fine, fren. Just say that you were a little confused that day, overworked and that's why it happened. 61 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)16:03:24 No.62535001 >>62534898 (OP) # Dude, just play it off as a funny one off incident. Laugh it off and tell the caller and everyone in the office that you've spent years working at Mcdonalds and old habits die hard.
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:50:41 No.62534898 Please be patient I have autism >be me >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone 42 KB JPG >autism.exe >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:54:46 No.62534922 It's all fine, fren. Just say that you were a little confused that day, overworked and that's why it happened. 61 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)16:03:24 No.62535001 >>62534898 (OP) # Dude, just play it off as a funny one off incident. Laugh it off and tell the caller and everyone in the office that you've spent years working at Mcdonalds and old habits die hard.

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Anon chokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:06:20 No.848506631 name 3 things that arent Jackie Chan ill start > feet > spider > Jackie Chan 6 KB JPG F--- View Thread
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:06:20 No.848506631 name 3 things that arent Jackie Chan ill start > feet > spider > Jackie Chan 6 KB JPG F--- View Thread

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Anon will forget | /r/Greentext

File: mfw.jpg (9 KB, 360x287) Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw
File: mfw.jpg (9 KB, 360x287) Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw

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Anon has a psychotic episode | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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Anon goofed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Shrimps save anon's life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again thinkI f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.
: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again thinkI f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.

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Anon is living the dream. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)19:06:35 No.848481848 LIVING THE DREAM PM 6PM. S PM QAMA 4A.M. FAP FAP KAM 4212425.png 807 KB PNG Post your daily routine. >wake up >j------- to sissy p--- in bed >get out of bed >make myself some coffee >get on the pc and play vidya and watch series >browse the chan >j------- to Sissy P--- >get drunk over the afternoon >go on a walk taking sips out of my flask >start shitposting again >j------- to sissy p--- again >go to bed and hug myself to sleep
: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)19:06:35 No.848481848 LIVING THE DREAM PM 6PM. S PM QAMA 4A.M. FAP FAP KAM 4212425.png 807 KB PNG Post your daily routine. >wake up >j------- to sissy p--- in bed >get out of bed >make myself some coffee >get on the pc and play vidya and watch series >browse the chan >j------- to Sissy P--- >get drunk over the afternoon >go on a walk taking sips out of my flask >start shitposting again >j------- to sissy p--- again >go to bed and hug myself to sleep

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