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Anon Needs A Mechanic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)00:26:23 No.62696920 >Be Me >Be living in Hawaii >Have a problem with feral chickens >f------ lived in the avocado tree 2 feet from my window >dumb motherclukcers would make bird 363 KB JPG noises at 2AM >HOA does jack s--- >look up city and county ordinances >Start trapping the little bastards and driving all the way across the island to the humane society to turn them in >One day stuck in H1 traffic like usual, blasting rammstein >Get to humane society, dead chicken in trunk >turns out I have an exhaust leak in my s----- ass car >pic related
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)00:26:23 No.62696920 >Be Me >Be living in Hawaii >Have a problem with feral chickens >f------ lived in the avocado tree 2 feet from my window >dumb motherclukcers would make bird 363 KB JPG noises at 2AM >HOA does jack s--- >look up city and county ordinances >Start trapping the little bastards and driving all the way across the island to the humane society to turn them in >One day stuck in H1 traffic like usual, blasting rammstein >Get to humane society, dead chicken in trunk >turns out I have an exhaust leak in my s----- ass car >pic related

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Anon has a small dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)00:21:38 No.849303839 >Be me >tiny d--- boi >not micro or anything but barely 4 inches ? >meet girl >we get kinda intimate >she sees my tiny d--- laughs and leaves 106 KB PNG >besadasfuck.wav >find out later she is f------ a girl on the regular >w-- >girlsdontevenhavepps.jpg >be confused Seriously, I mean it sucks I got rejected for having a tiny c--- but I at least get it...but if you need a big d--- why would you f--- someone with no d---?? Why are girls like this?
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)00:21:38 No.849303839 >Be me >tiny d--- boi >not micro or anything but barely 4 inches ? >meet girl >we get kinda intimate >she sees my tiny d--- laughs and leaves 106 KB PNG >besadasfuck.wav >find out later she is f------ a girl on the regular >w-- >girlsdontevenhavepps.jpg >be confused Seriously, I mean it sucks I got rejected for having a tiny c--- but I at least get it...but if you need a big d--- why would you f--- someone with no d---?? Why are girls like this?

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Anon tries cocaine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

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Anon cracks a nut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)07:36:08 No.62699610 >ride bicycle to work >see crow sitting on the road next to a walnut >get of bike next to the nut >crack open the nut with my work boot for crow friend >Continue on my way to work >some old hag walking her dog saw the whole thing and 26 KB JPG looked at me as if I just kicked her puppy I hate normies so damm much, just doing one unusual thing and their npc brains are fried.
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)07:36:08 No.62699610 >ride bicycle to work >see crow sitting on the road next to a walnut >get of bike next to the nut >crack open the nut with my work boot for crow friend >Continue on my way to work >some old hag walking her dog saw the whole thing and 26 KB JPG looked at me as if I just kicked her puppy I hate normies so damm much, just doing one unusual thing and their npc brains are fried.

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Anon's Neighbors Cover Up His Smell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Y3LRHGT6) 03/10/21(Wed)09:29:32 No.12299397 >next door neighbors are constantly running their clothes dryer >such that any time I open my windows my house is flooded with the scent of laundry exhaust >doesn't matter the time of day, or night, their dryer is running 507 KB PNG >endlessly >putting out a stream of scent that permeates my whole house what the f---
: Anonymous (ID: Y3LRHGT6) 03/10/21(Wed)09:29:32 No.12299397 >next door neighbors are constantly running their clothes dryer >such that any time I open my windows my house is flooded with the scent of laundry exhaust >doesn't matter the time of day, or night, their dryer is running 507 KB PNG >endlessly >putting out a stream of scent that permeates my whole house what the f---

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Anon has tard brother | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a dirty cheater | /r/Greentext


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Anon likes cola | /r/Greentext


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Anon on bill clinton being 1st black president | /r/Greentext


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Anon turns a blessing into a curse | /r/Greentext


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Anon works at a restaurant | /r/Greentext


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Anon pulls the sneaky | /r/Greentext


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Anon just activated my trap card | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a gamer. | /r/Greentext


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Anon works for a fat bitch | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a hard worker | /r/Greentext


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Anon just wanted to fish | /r/Greentext


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