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>be 15 >older brother is 21 >make a s----- “mom, brother confessed he is gay" joke xd >"we wanted to wait a few years before we tell you but it seems he decided to tell you earlier" >tfw
>be 15 >older brother is 21 >make a s----- “mom, brother confessed he is gay" joke xd >"we wanted to wait a few years before we tell you but it seems he decided to tell you earlier" >tfw

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: Anonymous 09/10/20(Thu)12:24:26 No.835769198 >be me, mid twenties >always late for work >idea.bat >start jerking off white I'm taking my morning s--- to save time >going well, few months now and I'm late much less 21 KB JPG >one morning, do my business, take a s--- and j-------, get ready for work >walk outside to my car >smell dog s--- >boner God have mercy on me
: Anonymous 09/10/20(Thu)12:24:26 No.835769198 >be me, mid twenties >always late for work >idea.bat >start jerking off white I'm taking my morning s--- to save time >going well, few months now and I'm late much less 21 KB JPG >one morning, do my business, take a s--- and j-------, get ready for work >walk outside to my car >smell dog s--- >boner God have mercy on me

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Anon doesn't like women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)11:39:12 No.803525737 >Be me >cart pusher at ikea >8 hour shift >working hard >38 degree celsius >the sun is burning me >f------ exhausted and 78 KB JPG depressed >feel something poking me >it's a kid >max 4 years old >"Sir, can I have this cart please" >l smile >"of course , buddy" >he thanks me and runs with it towards his mom >my day is suddenly slightly better >finish shift >go back home >j-------, thinking about the little kid >sleep I like my job
: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)11:39:12 No.803525737 >Be me >cart pusher at ikea >8 hour shift >working hard >38 degree celsius >the sun is burning me >f------ exhausted and 78 KB JPG depressed >feel something poking me >it's a kid >max 4 years old >"Sir, can I have this cart please" >l smile >"of course , buddy" >he thanks me and runs with it towards his mom >my day is suddenly slightly better >finish shift >go back home >j-------, thinking about the little kid >sleep I like my job

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Anon has no one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)02:14:32 No.62738574 14748748378.jpg 301 KB JPG >be me >10 years ago >high school >come back from summer break >talking to people who I think are my "friends" >ask them what they did over the summer >turns out they all did various s--- without me >hiking, camping and various other s--- "sorry we didn't invite you anon, we thought you'd be busy." >can barely even contain their laughter to appear sincere S--- like this is why I don't trust anyone. View Thread
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)02:14:32 No.62738574 14748748378.jpg 301 KB JPG >be me >10 years ago >high school >come back from summer break >talking to people who I think are my "friends" >ask them what they did over the summer >turns out they all did various s--- without me >hiking, camping and various other s--- "sorry we didn't invite you anon, we thought you'd be busy." >can barely even contain their laughter to appear sincere S--- like this is why I don't trust anyone. View Thread

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Anon gets girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:11:54 No.849484612 >be me, 5 years ago >starting high school >major addiction problem >on xanax and benzos 24/7 >look fairly attractive >girls are flirting with me >never horny or think about sex 75 KB JPG because the downers kill my libido >brain too fried to register or give a f--- >i just wanna go home and eat my pills and sleep every day >qt 7/10 makes it very obvious that she is into me and wants to f--- >literally says hey Anon lets f--- >my fried brain registers >i go to her place, im on a coctail of pills >we start kissing, not horny, brain is numb, cant get my d--- hard >try to stick it in soft >doesnt work >say sorry and leave; come home and eat more pills >keep being a pill junkie through most of my time im high school >finally get sober near the end >im horny now and wanna f--- >realize 5 different girls were flirting with me and i ignored them >the girl i tried to f--- told the others that my d--- doesnt work >all the girls think im gay now >im a dumbass
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:11:54 No.849484612 >be me, 5 years ago >starting high school >major addiction problem >on xanax and benzos 24/7 >look fairly attractive >girls are flirting with me >never horny or think about sex 75 KB JPG because the downers kill my libido >brain too fried to register or give a f--- >i just wanna go home and eat my pills and sleep every day >qt 7/10 makes it very obvious that she is into me and wants to f--- >literally says hey Anon lets f--- >my fried brain registers >i go to her place, im on a coctail of pills >we start kissing, not horny, brain is numb, cant get my d--- hard >try to stick it in soft >doesnt work >say sorry and leave; come home and eat more pills >keep being a pill junkie through most of my time im high school >finally get sober near the end >im horny now and wanna f--- >realize 5 different girls were flirting with me and i ignored them >the girl i tried to f--- told the others that my d--- doesnt work >all the girls think im gay now >im a dumbass

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Anon becomes gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 849483586 21 perccel ezelőtt •. >be me >straight >go onto 4chan >go onto /b/ >become gay I'm gay now AMA 90,6 kB JPG
Anonymous | 849483586 21 perccel ezelőtt •. >be me >straight >go onto 4chan >go onto /b/ >become gay I'm gay now AMA 90,6 kB JPG

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme 280 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme 280 KB PNG

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Anon shouldn't be regarded as a loser because he didn't have sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/19(Sat)10:26:32 No.52913952 >26 years old >never had sex >never had a girlfriend >never kissed a girl >never held hands with a girl >never hugged a girl >never flirted with a girl >never had a girl's phone number 56 KB JPG Haha, why is life so f------ unfair? I'm probably like one in a millionth to be this much of a loser.
: Anonymous 06/15/19(Sat)10:26:32 No.52913952 >26 years old >never had sex >never had a girlfriend >never kissed a girl >never held hands with a girl >never hugged a girl >never flirted with a girl >never had a girl's phone number 56 KB JPG Haha, why is life so f------ unfair? I'm probably like one in a millionth to be this much of a loser.

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Anon has a change of heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes welI, then I get on the bus to go home >I'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planningI miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who
: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes welI, then I get on the bus to go home >I'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planningI miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who

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>write greentext >immediately post to r/greentext for shekels | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:39:44 No.849505496 >be with gf >kinky sex have her tied up with buttplu in >railing her from behind >she yelps louder than normal >pull out to see if shes okay >look down and no longer see the pretty pink jewel >w--.jpg >enhance >spread cheeks wider >buttplug completely inside of her >need to think fast while she sits there in pain >ninja training takes over >at the speed of light my hand shoots in to retrieve the buried treasure >she lets another wince as I rip it out of her >she lays there shaking >"Was your whole hand in my a------?" >"Just these three" >I hold up the buttpug with my index, middle finger and thumb >l explain I must have pushed it in from the inside due to a bad angled thrust. >We laugh it off and clean up >never came but its okay I love her and know she knows >next morning >head when we wake up >later >sitting bored and decided to write this up >she lays on my arm proof reading this >love this girl
O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:39:44 No.849505496 >be with gf >kinky sex have her tied up with buttplu in >railing her from behind >she yelps louder than normal >pull out to see if shes okay >look down and no longer see the pretty pink jewel >w--.jpg >enhance >spread cheeks wider >buttplug completely inside of her >need to think fast while she sits there in pain >ninja training takes over >at the speed of light my hand shoots in to retrieve the buried treasure >she lets another wince as I rip it out of her >she lays there shaking >"Was your whole hand in my a------?" >"Just these three" >I hold up the buttpug with my index, middle finger and thumb >l explain I must have pushed it in from the inside due to a bad angled thrust. >We laugh it off and clean up >never came but its okay I love her and know she knows >next morning >head when we wake up >later >sitting bored and decided to write this up >she lays on my arm proof reading this >love this girl

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Anon displays american politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)15:27:35 No.849515193 >less stimulus than promised >16 million more children cut from eligibility >no minimum wage increase >bombing Syria >no mask mandate >over 100 thousand dead of 125 KB JPG COVID on his watch >no student loan forgiveness What a f------ disappointment
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)15:27:35 No.849515193 >less stimulus than promised >16 million more children cut from eligibility >no minimum wage increase >bombing Syria >no mask mandate >over 100 thousand dead of 125 KB JPG COVID on his watch >no student loan forgiveness What a f------ disappointment

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Anon is in trouble | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)23:01:14 No.53008163 >be me >watching fetish p--- on pornhub >dad is in the bedroom beside me >we can hear each other's coughing from each other's room. >video starts 6 KB JPG >can't hear s--- >turn volume up >BRAAAAAAP >ohshit.jpeg >Stop video >hear dad turn in his bed It over boys. Il'm f-----.
: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)23:01:14 No.53008163 >be me >watching fetish p--- on pornhub >dad is in the bedroom beside me >we can hear each other's coughing from each other's room. >video starts 6 KB JPG >can't hear s--- >turn volume up >BRAAAAAAP >ohshit.jpeg >Stop video >hear dad turn in his bed It over boys. Il'm f-----.

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Freudian slip it in | /r/Greentext

File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.
File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.

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Anon has a reasonable question | /r/Greentext

12 Re · 4 Img · JPG · 77KB · (461 × 682) 6 Replies >some caveman coomer with a thicc fetish made this so he could coom in his cave since most women in his tribe were thin and skinny >modern liberals interpret it as some female godess worship or that it proves matriarchal society existed or some other gay explanation Why is prehistory taken seriously again?
12 Re · 4 Img · JPG · 77KB · (461 × 682) 6 Replies >some caveman coomer with a thicc fetish made this so he could coom in his cave since most women in his tribe were thin and skinny >modern liberals interpret it as some female godess worship or that it proves matriarchal society existed or some other gay explanation Why is prehistory taken seriously again?

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Anon goes to fast food restaurant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)19:35:16 No.849508884 >be me >goes to fast food restaurant >orders mcdonalds >cashier says "sir this is wendys" >I look up >checks menu >is actually at wendys >mfw 62 KB JPG >l order wendys anway
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)19:35:16 No.849508884 >be me >goes to fast food restaurant >orders mcdonalds >cashier says "sir this is wendys" >I look up >checks menu >is actually at wendys >mfw 62 KB JPG >l order wendys anway

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Baby Driver | /r/Greentext

File: car accdent.jpg (44 KB, 474x355) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)19:01:32 No.62722686 [Reply] >>62729170 >>62729234 >>62729421 >be me >been in multiple car accidents because of other people's reckless driving >incredibly careful driver as a result >l never go a single mile over the speed limit, always use signals, never speed up to make a yellow light, etc >if you don't like it I don't give a single f--- >driving home from work one night >slow down to a stop at a yellow light (which is the law in my state) and wait to make a left turn >guy behind me immediately starts blaring his horns >throughout the entire red light, he continues to lay on his horns >when the light turns green, there's still too many cars driving by, so I continue to wait while f----- behind me continues to blare his horn >light turns red again and I haven't yet made a turn >f----- behind me can't handle this >he swerves out from behind me to try to get by and immediately gets t-boned by a f------ mac truck >his car rolls over and slams into a telephone pole >l pull into the nearest parking lot and call the police >walk over to inspect the scene >he's woozy, but somehow conscious. pregnant woman in the passenger seat is covered in blood and definitely dead >when he realizes this, he bursts into tears >the mac truck driver is pacing back and forth chainsmoking cigarettes >as the cops and paramedics get there, I talk to them about what happened >when the driver hears me say that I was the one that was in front of him, he flies into a tearful rage, saying it was my fault, that I was the one that caused this, etc >bite my tongue for as long as I can while the cops try to calm him down, but can't take it anymore >"F--- you, dude, this is your fault! You killed your own f------ wife! Not me!" I shout >He lunges at me, but the cops hold him back and he bursts into tears again >One of the cops tells me that was an a------ thing to say >ldc That's it. That's my story. F--- this c--- and everyone like him. If you drive like a maniac, this is what happens. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have zero remorse.
File: car accdent.jpg (44 KB, 474x355) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)19:01:32 No.62722686 [Reply] >>62729170 >>62729234 >>62729421 >be me >been in multiple car accidents because of other people's reckless driving >incredibly careful driver as a result >l never go a single mile over the speed limit, always use signals, never speed up to make a yellow light, etc >if you don't like it I don't give a single f--- >driving home from work one night >slow down to a stop at a yellow light (which is the law in my state) and wait to make a left turn >guy behind me immediately starts blaring his horns >throughout the entire red light, he continues to lay on his horns >when the light turns green, there's still too many cars driving by, so I continue to wait while f----- behind me continues to blare his horn >light turns red again and I haven't yet made a turn >f----- behind me can't handle this >he swerves out from behind me to try to get by and immediately gets t-boned by a f------ mac truck >his car rolls over and slams into a telephone pole >l pull into the nearest parking lot and call the police >walk over to inspect the scene >he's woozy, but somehow conscious. pregnant woman in the passenger seat is covered in blood and definitely dead >when he realizes this, he bursts into tears >the mac truck driver is pacing back and forth chainsmoking cigarettes >as the cops and paramedics get there, I talk to them about what happened >when the driver hears me say that I was the one that was in front of him, he flies into a tearful rage, saying it was my fault, that I was the one that caused this, etc >bite my tongue for as long as I can while the cops try to calm him down, but can't take it anymore >"F--- you, dude, this is your fault! You killed your own f------ wife! Not me!" I shout >He lunges at me, but the cops hold him back and he bursts into tears again >One of the cops tells me that was an a------ thing to say >ldc That's it. That's my story. F--- this c--- and everyone like him. If you drive like a maniac, this is what happens. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have zero remorse.

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Anons Mom in the Hospital | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >l take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >l take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Ein schissepost | /r/Greentext

File. German toilet.png (113 KB. 602x402) O Anonymous 05/28/18(Mon)00:55:56 No.90187331 20182444 200107483 20018757a 229018863N Be German >Take a s--- >Inapect it >Smell it >Touch it >Taste it >Invite family in for a look >"Ah, Hanst Das ist ein wunderbar schisst
File. German toilet.png (113 KB. 602x402) O Anonymous 05/28/18(Mon)00:55:56 No.90187331 20182444 200107483 20018757a 229018863N Be German >Take a s--- >Inapect it >Smell it >Touch it >Taste it >Invite family in for a look >"Ah, Hanst Das ist ein wunderbar schisst

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File: terrorism.png (713 KB, 1200x960) O Terrorist Games Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:26:37 No.78046979 >>78048525 >>78049753 >>78049967 >>78052889 Have you ever run any terrorist games, or games where the players end up as terrorists of whatever stripe? How did (or didn't) it work out, how did you get to that point, and what was the general idea (if any)? >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:27:46 No.78046988 >>78047111 >>78047169 I did. It was actually very funny, because they not only specifically denied being terrorists to evade some heat, but the actual terrorism was both unplanned and completely unproductive. >Scifi/cyberpunk game, party landing on corporate controlled Mars to turn over a rescued hostage to a client's handler >One of the PCs is pretty famous as a poster boy for one of Mars' big enemies, gets his cover blown and has to sweet talk his way out of getting black bagged. Promises "We're not terrorists, we're just here for normal business" >Drop the mark off, but then start noticing weird b------- happening. >Memetic viruses are a thing, so they realize they might have just handed over a compromised target with no warning >Comm encryption to the client is expired, no method to actually warn them discretely. >So they just roll up to corporate headquarters and ask to speak to a manager >Obviously get told to f--- off, aggressively, but one player says he has a plan. >Party sneaks back in, hops on the lift up to the executive suites. >Realize they're still armed to the teeth, and the suits on the elevator have been pounding the emergency call button as nonchalantly as they could manage >Elevator shoots past all the selected floors and comms chatter says security is mobilizing >Everyone asks the mastermind player what his plan was. >"honestly I didn't think we'd make it this far" >Doors open up, security waiting in cleared out cubicle farm >They open fire. >Cue office shootout >Party radios for the two PCs who weren't on the away team. >One's busy "filling out paperwork" because he's too autistic to understand that he can't just take his military grade nuclear hardsuit into an urban center >The other guy is available, and hops on his gravbike (with cluster bomb launcher) to play cavalry >He provides "cover fire" while the rest of the group make it to (what used to be) the windows and jump on his bike >Cue chase to the spaceport >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:30:05 No.78047005 File: 654Y1UM,jpg (426 KB, 2000x1500) >>78047066 >>78047111 >>78049735 I mean, yeah, actually. Kinda. SHADOWRUN It didn't start that way. We didn't mean to be terrorists. Well, one of us were a terrorist expat from the beginning, but we didn't *set out* to become terrorists. It just sorta happened. I'm currently in a Shadowrun game that seems to have turned from "Running the shadows" to "You know what? Just terrorism". I'm not sure how it got started. I think the first act of abject terrorism was when our decker fooled GOD (Grid Overwatch Division, of the Corporate Court Matrix Authority, the people responsible for hunting Al's and generally blasting large deckers/hackers) into dropping something amounting to a MOAB on a police precinct. Or maybe it was during the same run prior, when we tricked Lone Star rent-a-cops into shooting eachother after spoofing a nuclear meltdown at a nearby nuclear power plant. We've become known for runs that end up leaving few to no survivors, or just end up in massive cluster-f---- that we somehow manage to get out of by the skin of our teeth and massive body counts, despite us often trying to avoid them. One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. It all recently culminated in us being tricked into taking a job for Nutrivat, an Aztechnology subsidiary in San Juan. Turns out the entire job was just an attempt to ambush us with VTOLS and paramilitary squads. We ended up pulling out, but I juiced up on 4 different drugs and killed the man responsible, filling an underground car park with imaginary demons and overdosing him on Long Haul, which is basically a super-caffeine to keep people awake, until he f------ died. Then after I spent 3 days crashing in a dumpster sipping garbage-juice, my crew shows up with 36 kilograms of high explosives, we f----- the entire grid in San Juan (flooding, the street lights, etc.,), killed 5 executives by dropping them from on high, and then blew up their entire highrise. >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:39:20 No.78047066 File: PYvtPUF.png (2.97 MB, 1475x1475) >>78047111 >>78047144 SHADTMGU >>78047005 >One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. Just to be clear, by the way, this wasn't lolrandom. The run actually involved just beating the s--- out of him on live TV. That was part of the mission-parameters. The tear gas and the ensuing panic and the people killed in the stampede wasn't. During that San Juan run, I actually had a small write-up of some of our deeds as part of an impromptu 'speech" my character delivered to the guy that tricked us into coming to San Juan: >We're the Miami Six. We've leveled two rent-a-cop precincts, an administrative city block, threatened a city with nuclear meltdown, made Lone Star shoot their own, driven Knight Errant out of Miami, sunk four ships at sea, flooded the streets of Puerto Rico in s---, set fire no less than two conference centers and a public stadium, skydived from the Horizon High-rise, and beaten a cherished national celebrity on live television. >We've come to wreck everything, and ruin your life. >God sent us. Cue an o--- of blood and piss as my character immediately pushed out two maxed and edged Agony-like spells in a single round and makes everyone s--- their pants in fear, while also starting to vomit blood on himself for how much it taxes him. It was not a great day.
File: terrorism.png (713 KB, 1200x960) O Terrorist Games Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:26:37 No.78046979 >>78048525 >>78049753 >>78049967 >>78052889 Have you ever run any terrorist games, or games where the players end up as terrorists of whatever stripe? How did (or didn't) it work out, how did you get to that point, and what was the general idea (if any)? >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:27:46 No.78046988 >>78047111 >>78047169 I did. It was actually very funny, because they not only specifically denied being terrorists to evade some heat, but the actual terrorism was both unplanned and completely unproductive. >Scifi/cyberpunk game, party landing on corporate controlled Mars to turn over a rescued hostage to a client's handler >One of the PCs is pretty famous as a poster boy for one of Mars' big enemies, gets his cover blown and has to sweet talk his way out of getting black bagged. Promises "We're not terrorists, we're just here for normal business" >Drop the mark off, but then start noticing weird b------- happening. >Memetic viruses are a thing, so they realize they might have just handed over a compromised target with no warning >Comm encryption to the client is expired, no method to actually warn them discretely. >So they just roll up to corporate headquarters and ask to speak to a manager >Obviously get told to f--- off, aggressively, but one player says he has a plan. >Party sneaks back in, hops on the lift up to the executive suites. >Realize they're still armed to the teeth, and the suits on the elevator have been pounding the emergency call button as nonchalantly as they could manage >Elevator shoots past all the selected floors and comms chatter says security is mobilizing >Everyone asks the mastermind player what his plan was. >"honestly I didn't think we'd make it this far" >Doors open up, security waiting in cleared out cubicle farm >They open fire. >Cue office shootout >Party radios for the two PCs who weren't on the away team. >One's busy "filling out paperwork" because he's too autistic to understand that he can't just take his military grade nuclear hardsuit into an urban center >The other guy is available, and hops on his gravbike (with cluster bomb launcher) to play cavalry >He provides "cover fire" while the rest of the group make it to (what used to be) the windows and jump on his bike >Cue chase to the spaceport >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:30:05 No.78047005 File: 654Y1UM,jpg (426 KB, 2000x1500) >>78047066 >>78047111 >>78049735 I mean, yeah, actually. Kinda. SHADOWRUN It didn't start that way. We didn't mean to be terrorists. Well, one of us were a terrorist expat from the beginning, but we didn't *set out* to become terrorists. It just sorta happened. I'm currently in a Shadowrun game that seems to have turned from "Running the shadows" to "You know what? Just terrorism". I'm not sure how it got started. I think the first act of abject terrorism was when our decker fooled GOD (Grid Overwatch Division, of the Corporate Court Matrix Authority, the people responsible for hunting Al's and generally blasting large deckers/hackers) into dropping something amounting to a MOAB on a police precinct. Or maybe it was during the same run prior, when we tricked Lone Star rent-a-cops into shooting eachother after spoofing a nuclear meltdown at a nearby nuclear power plant. We've become known for runs that end up leaving few to no survivors, or just end up in massive cluster-f---- that we somehow manage to get out of by the skin of our teeth and massive body counts, despite us often trying to avoid them. One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. It all recently culminated in us being tricked into taking a job for Nutrivat, an Aztechnology subsidiary in San Juan. Turns out the entire job was just an attempt to ambush us with VTOLS and paramilitary squads. We ended up pulling out, but I juiced up on 4 different drugs and killed the man responsible, filling an underground car park with imaginary demons and overdosing him on Long Haul, which is basically a super-caffeine to keep people awake, until he f------ died. Then after I spent 3 days crashing in a dumpster sipping garbage-juice, my crew shows up with 36 kilograms of high explosives, we f----- the entire grid in San Juan (flooding, the street lights, etc.,), killed 5 executives by dropping them from on high, and then blew up their entire highrise. >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:39:20 No.78047066 File: PYvtPUF.png (2.97 MB, 1475x1475) >>78047111 >>78047144 SHADTMGU >>78047005 >One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. Just to be clear, by the way, this wasn't lolrandom. The run actually involved just beating the s--- out of him on live TV. That was part of the mission-parameters. The tear gas and the ensuing panic and the people killed in the stampede wasn't. During that San Juan run, I actually had a small write-up of some of our deeds as part of an impromptu 'speech" my character delivered to the guy that tricked us into coming to San Juan: >We're the Miami Six. We've leveled two rent-a-cop precincts, an administrative city block, threatened a city with nuclear meltdown, made Lone Star shoot their own, driven Knight Errant out of Miami, sunk four ships at sea, flooded the streets of Puerto Rico in s---, set fire no less than two conference centers and a public stadium, skydived from the Horizon High-rise, and beaten a cherished national celebrity on live television. >We've come to wreck everything, and ruin your life. >God sent us. Cue an o--- of blood and piss as my character immediately pushed out two maxed and edged Agony-like spells in a single round and makes everyone s--- their pants in fear, while also starting to vomit blood on himself for how much it taxes him. It was not a great day.

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