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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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Anon meets a furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:46:51 No.62773638 >see femanon posted her discord and wants some friends to talk to >add her >talk for a few minutes >she asks to voice chat >sure >i say hello >she says i have a nice accent 31 KB JPG >she speaks a little bit but says shes too embarrassed to say this out loud >she types "can you pretend i'm your pet and start calling me a good girl?" >immediately start feeling uncomfortable >"uh yeah sure" >say it once >"you need to say it with more passion, your accent is so nice" >"talk to me lovingly like you do a pet, say i'm such a cute little pet" >start feeling more uncomfortable >"can we just talk about normal things? i don't want to do this, i thought you wanted a friend" >she leaves the call >blocks me fembots sure are confusing to me
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:46:51 No.62773638 >see femanon posted her discord and wants some friends to talk to >add her >talk for a few minutes >she asks to voice chat >sure >i say hello >she says i have a nice accent 31 KB JPG >she speaks a little bit but says shes too embarrassed to say this out loud >she types "can you pretend i'm your pet and start calling me a good girl?" >immediately start feeling uncomfortable >"uh yeah sure" >say it once >"you need to say it with more passion, your accent is so nice" >"talk to me lovingly like you do a pet, say i'm such a cute little pet" >start feeling more uncomfortable >"can we just talk about normal things? i don't want to do this, i thought you wanted a friend" >she leaves the call >blocks me fembots sure are confusing to me

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Anon is spooderman | /r/Greentext

File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot girl look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Bam >Boom >Punch roobers in faceface >Poo >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jeg (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Bam >Peanut in her throat >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it
File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot girl look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Bam >Boom >Punch roobers in faceface >Poo >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jeg (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Bam >Peanut in her throat >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it

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Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

ID: OVwe5XvM No. 312267889 16/03/21 09:08:35 bc07f32.png PNG 625.9 KIB 891x576 Canada >Be me >Young neolib (ie politically retarded) >Always thought it was okay to not like/date trans girls. >Start job at new office (biostats), have to work in person one day a week. >Obvious trans woman in the vicinity. The mask doesn't help at all. >Respect them as a normal person, respect for individuals is a core value. >Almost immediately starts hitting on me. >l continually brush it off. Any reasonable person would've got the hint. >Eventually t----- asks of I'm brushing them off. >"Yes. I'm just not interested." >"Is it because I'm trans?" >Flabbergasted.jpg >"Part of it I guess" >lt wasn't even 30 minutes before HR was jumping down my throat about transphobic comments. End up with a write-up that will hurt my career progress if I stay with this company (I won't). >At a loss, value system (family, career, honesty) feeling invalidated. >Try to understand the social climate. >Furiously googling the other side's view. Not being able to reconcile it with my own values. >Try to find arguments from the side I identify with. >Can't >No I seriously f------ can't. >8th page of Google search. >Nothing. >Check Reddit. >Everyone banned, they even got the TERFS. What the f--- is happening? I feel sick. I'm so glad this place is still alive.
ID: OVwe5XvM No. 312267889 16/03/21 09:08:35 bc07f32.png PNG 625.9 KIB 891x576 Canada >Be me >Young neolib (ie politically retarded) >Always thought it was okay to not like/date trans girls. >Start job at new office (biostats), have to work in person one day a week. >Obvious trans woman in the vicinity. The mask doesn't help at all. >Respect them as a normal person, respect for individuals is a core value. >Almost immediately starts hitting on me. >l continually brush it off. Any reasonable person would've got the hint. >Eventually t----- asks of I'm brushing them off. >"Yes. I'm just not interested." >"Is it because I'm trans?" >Flabbergasted.jpg >"Part of it I guess" >lt wasn't even 30 minutes before HR was jumping down my throat about transphobic comments. End up with a write-up that will hurt my career progress if I stay with this company (I won't). >At a loss, value system (family, career, honesty) feeling invalidated. >Try to understand the social climate. >Furiously googling the other side's view. Not being able to reconcile it with my own values. >Try to find arguments from the side I identify with. >Can't >No I seriously f------ can't. >8th page of Google search. >Nothing. >Check Reddit. >Everyone banned, they even got the TERFS. What the f--- is happening? I feel sick. I'm so glad this place is still alive.

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Autistic son anon has | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anon sees a cockroach | /r/Greentext

>be me 30 minutes ago >see something moving near my PC >It's a cockroach >disgusted.jpg >my cat scares it so it drops to the floor >the retarded cockroach is just stranding at floor >catch it with an disposable coffee cup >lock it inside >go to the backyard, take the cup with me >drop some alcohol inside, cockroach don't know w-- is going on >fire it 25.2 kB JPG >watch the fire burn that son of a bitch >hear the fire consuming it >it sounds like popcorn >all left is just a lot of ashes, not even a track of the cockroach >victory >pee over the ashes >mfw I realize this is the biggest boner l've had on my whole life
>be me 30 minutes ago >see something moving near my PC >It's a cockroach >disgusted.jpg >my cat scares it so it drops to the floor >the retarded cockroach is just stranding at floor >catch it with an disposable coffee cup >lock it inside >go to the backyard, take the cup with me >drop some alcohol inside, cockroach don't know w-- is going on >fire it 25.2 kB JPG >watch the fire burn that son of a bitch >hear the fire consuming it >it sounds like popcorn >all left is just a lot of ashes, not even a track of the cockroach >victory >pee over the ashes >mfw I realize this is the biggest boner l've had on my whole life

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Melania Trump gets more than she asked for | /r/Greentext

File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw l'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw l'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Anon finds his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/20(Mon)18:27:49 No.59727411 >fall for the gay memes on r9k >spend months jerking off to sissy hypno ВВС рorn >decide to go on grindr >scroll a bit >find my dad on the site 163 KB JPG >he's a bottom Should I kill myself?
: Anonymous 08/24/20(Mon)18:27:49 No.59727411 >fall for the gay memes on r9k >spend months jerking off to sissy hypno ВВС рorn >decide to go on grindr >scroll a bit >find my dad on the site 163 KB JPG >he's a bottom Should I kill myself?

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

4 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 67KB · (1280 × 1280) 1 Reply >Girl in movie has big butt >Imagine her farting >mfw
4 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 67KB · (1280 × 1280) 1 Reply >Girl in movie has big butt >Imagine her farting >mfw

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Anon is King of the Neighbourhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Who /mischief/ here? 05/09/18(Wed)20:29:41 No.45258866 >hear 2 people that live in my street shouting at each other about a parking spot outside >later that night go and smash the mirrors on one of their cars >2 days later the other guys cars windows get smashed as well 31 KB JPG without me doing anything >they both think the other guy smashed their car >day after they break out into a fight at one of their houses and the police get called >mfw I started an all out war
: Anonymous Who /mischief/ here? 05/09/18(Wed)20:29:41 No.45258866 >hear 2 people that live in my street shouting at each other about a parking spot outside >later that night go and smash the mirrors on one of their cars >2 days later the other guys cars windows get smashed as well 31 KB JPG without me doing anything >they both think the other guy smashed their car >day after they break out into a fight at one of their houses and the police get called >mfw I started an all out war

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Anon is Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)12:44:47 No.849652827 >be me >degenerate >get drunk af and decide to check if im bisexual one and for all >call a random dude from grindr to sad apu my place to f--- >he gets to my place 51 KB PNG >starts putting my d--- in his ass >w-- i dont want aids >uhh what about protection >"f--- you you wasted my f------ time" >"um... sorry?" >"let me at least c--" >realize this is f------ gross to me >dude proceeds to j------- and c-- on my stomach >holy f--- i wanna throw up >he leaves >spend the day washing myself and throwing up >still remember how awful that was sometimes at night >i confirmed im straight
: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)12:44:47 No.849652827 >be me >degenerate >get drunk af and decide to check if im bisexual one and for all >call a random dude from grindr to sad apu my place to f--- >he gets to my place 51 KB PNG >starts putting my d--- in his ass >w-- i dont want aids >uhh what about protection >"f--- you you wasted my f------ time" >"um... sorry?" >"let me at least c--" >realize this is f------ gross to me >dude proceeds to j------- and c-- on my stomach >holy f--- i wanna throw up >he leaves >spend the day washing myself and throwing up >still remember how awful that was sometimes at night >i confirmed im straight

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Anon loves his cat | /r/Greentext

>be me >depressed anorexic >cut and starve almost every day >family knows about the starving but not the cutting >they don't care anyway lol >mom makes a negative comment 1.58 MB JPG about my body >make sewer slide plan >while I'm setting things up my cat starts meowing at me for food >sigh and feed her one last time, give her goodbye pets >she keeps headbutting me because she loves me >realize that if I'm dead i can't give her the love she deserves >start sobbing uncontrollably bc I love my cat with my whole heart >decide not to kms >realize that with the way I'm treating my body i could quite possibly die on accident >tell my mom about my problems >start getting help and meds >my cat saved my life >pic related
>be me >depressed anorexic >cut and starve almost every day >family knows about the starving but not the cutting >they don't care anyway lol >mom makes a negative comment 1.58 MB JPG about my body >make sewer slide plan >while I'm setting things up my cat starts meowing at me for food >sigh and feed her one last time, give her goodbye pets >she keeps headbutting me because she loves me >realize that if I'm dead i can't give her the love she deserves >start sobbing uncontrollably bc I love my cat with my whole heart >decide not to kms >realize that with the way I'm treating my body i could quite possibly die on accident >tell my mom about my problems >start getting help and meds >my cat saved my life >pic related

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Anon likes plants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)19:53:39 No.62777589 tfw autismo >Be the start of COVID >Start getting into plants because inside all day >Have a few special plants I like >Fast forwards to Christmas, home for the holidays >Showing my family pics of the rare plants I have that look kinda 195 KB PNG nice now >Telling my mom about one plant while she's doing some s--- idk >She stops what she's doing and looks at me the way you'd look at a 5 year old showing you their rock collection >In this moment I realize my family think I'm retarded >Have since been afraid to express interests to other people or really talk to them in general >Daily reminder that I am a burden on those around me Anyone else experience this feel? How do you cope with knowing/thinking that people just wish you would stop talking every time you start?
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)19:53:39 No.62777589 tfw autismo >Be the start of COVID >Start getting into plants because inside all day >Have a few special plants I like >Fast forwards to Christmas, home for the holidays >Showing my family pics of the rare plants I have that look kinda 195 KB PNG nice now >Telling my mom about one plant while she's doing some s--- idk >She stops what she's doing and looks at me the way you'd look at a 5 year old showing you their rock collection >In this moment I realize my family think I'm retarded >Have since been afraid to express interests to other people or really talk to them in general >Daily reminder that I am a burden on those around me Anyone else experience this feel? How do you cope with knowing/thinking that people just wish you would stop talking every time you start?

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Anon is a player | /r/Greentext

>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.
>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.

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Anon ruins neighbors life | /r/Greentext

Story time robots >be me >27 year old nerd-virgin >Finally move out of my parent's house and into an apartment complex a month ago >live next to roastie This isn't even my final form, 148 KB PNG >Trying to go to sleep first night living here >Hear this bitch moaning and making loud sex sounds for a solid hour >Keeps me up past midnight >tired at work next morning >this happens EVERY F------ night >I try banging on the wall >F------ don't hear it or just ignore it >After a week, I go over and voice my dissatisfaction >Chad and bitch come out and say that they have the right to do what they want in their apartment >tell me to get f----- >That night, they're louder, more obnoxious, and go for longer than before >itson.wav >go to guitar center and buy the biggest, loudest, speakers they have >record audio of them f------ a few nights (gotta ensure I get the very best they have to offer) >begin observing their habits >notice they have friends over every friday night for drinking and s--- >intend to execute my plan the next Friday >Come home on a Wednesday and as I'm walking by, I see her walking into her apartment with her parents >ohshit.webm >Run into my apartment faster than a n----- with a TV >plug speakers into laptop >Crank it up to max setting >ExecuteOrder66.gif >audio file begins playing >sounds of "uhhh, UHHHHH UHHHHHHHH CHAD YES!!! YES! F--- MY ASS!" can be heard throughout the building >feels like the windows might shatter from the sounds >when audio file ends, hear yelling from her apartment >hear sirens >Apparently, her father had a stroke from the embarrassment of hearing his daughter ask for Chad's hot c-- in her a------ >He recovers (kind of) >Never see Chad again >Roastie never has guys over again either >Last I heard, she was on antidepressants and doesn't go out anymore mfw I finally can get to sleep at a decent hour. mfw I ruin a roastie's life. mfw it was all well worth it
Story time robots >be me >27 year old nerd-virgin >Finally move out of my parent's house and into an apartment complex a month ago >live next to roastie This isn't even my final form, 148 KB PNG >Trying to go to sleep first night living here >Hear this bitch moaning and making loud sex sounds for a solid hour >Keeps me up past midnight >tired at work next morning >this happens EVERY F------ night >I try banging on the wall >F------ don't hear it or just ignore it >After a week, I go over and voice my dissatisfaction >Chad and bitch come out and say that they have the right to do what they want in their apartment >tell me to get f----- >That night, they're louder, more obnoxious, and go for longer than before >itson.wav >go to guitar center and buy the biggest, loudest, speakers they have >record audio of them f------ a few nights (gotta ensure I get the very best they have to offer) >begin observing their habits >notice they have friends over every friday night for drinking and s--- >intend to execute my plan the next Friday >Come home on a Wednesday and as I'm walking by, I see her walking into her apartment with her parents >ohshit.webm >Run into my apartment faster than a n----- with a TV >plug speakers into laptop >Crank it up to max setting >ExecuteOrder66.gif >audio file begins playing >sounds of "uhhh, UHHHHH UHHHHHHHH CHAD YES!!! YES! F--- MY ASS!" can be heard throughout the building >feels like the windows might shatter from the sounds >when audio file ends, hear yelling from her apartment >hear sirens >Apparently, her father had a stroke from the embarrassment of hearing his daughter ask for Chad's hot c-- in her a------ >He recovers (kind of) >Never see Chad again >Roastie never has guys over again either >Last I heard, she was on antidepressants and doesn't go out anymore mfw I finally can get to sleep at a decent hour. mfw I ruin a roastie's life. mfw it was all well worth it

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Anon is a superhero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG
: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG

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Anon watches South Park | /r/Greentext

> Be me, 20 > Discover South Park > Cartman is f------ funny > Can actually impersonate him pretty well too > Start bringing his mannerisms into my everyday life > Call "school" skewl, etc. Cartman you dumbass TOu know nothing about Women I know enough To explolt it 113 KB JPG > Women think its cute how i talk > Sympathy p---- cause they think im handicapped > Dont realise im impersonating a child > TFW you get more sex when talking like a 10 year old than you ever did before Why havent you taken the Cartman pill /b/?
> Be me, 20 > Discover South Park > Cartman is f------ funny > Can actually impersonate him pretty well too > Start bringing his mannerisms into my everyday life > Call "school" skewl, etc. Cartman you dumbass TOu know nothing about Women I know enough To explolt it 113 KB JPG > Women think its cute how i talk > Sympathy p---- cause they think im handicapped > Dont realise im impersonating a child > TFW you get more sex when talking like a 10 year old than you ever did before Why havent you taken the Cartman pill /b/?

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Law of conservation of momentum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:40:43 No.849619464 >f------ wife up ass >about ready to c-- >she farts on my balls So disrespectful Tolerance 0% 246 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:40:43 No.849619464 >f------ wife up ass >about ready to c-- >she farts on my balls So disrespectful Tolerance 0% 246 KB PNG

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