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Anon gets away with sexual assault | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)22:44:01 No.62755188 >brushed against a girl's tiddy accidentally when i was in high school one day >she looks at me & blushes before going back to watching something on 31 KB JPG her phone >still sat at my table at lunch the day afterward (note that we were the only ones who would sit there) >still think about it even though i'm 22 What did it mean? Am I really not as repulsive as I though? I remember being scared that she would report me or some s--- but it never happened.
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)22:44:01 No.62755188 >brushed against a girl's tiddy accidentally when i was in high school one day >she looks at me & blushes before going back to watching something on 31 KB JPG her phone >still sat at my table at lunch the day afterward (note that we were the only ones who would sit there) >still think about it even though i'm 22 What did it mean? Am I really not as repulsive as I though? I remember being scared that she would report me or some s--- but it never happened.

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Anon is a great member of society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)23:14:54 No.62795534 > be virgin > say mỹ schoolmate is an incel > never had sex before, not even a touch of a woman > grab chicken tendies and chewing tobacco > ultimate pleasure 128 КВ PNG > go to sleep at 4 am > wake up in a cold sweat at 7 am > repeat
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)23:14:54 No.62795534 > be virgin > say mỹ schoolmate is an incel > never had sex before, not even a touch of a woman > grab chicken tendies and chewing tobacco > ultimate pleasure 128 КВ PNG > go to sleep at 4 am > wake up in a cold sweat at 7 am > repeat

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Anon talks about his high school experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:50:06 No.62776754 How was your high school life, Anon? I'll kick things off: >probably didn't speak more than 15 words during my freshman & sophomore year >got a lump in my throat and had to hold back tears several times when we were doing group projects 47 KB JPG >once when we were told to write an essay about our best friend, i chose my f------ dog >overheard girls whispering that they were afraid of me a lot >closest thing i had to a friend was this asian chick who sat at my lunch table, we never even talked to eachother >bombed most of my classwork, only passed cause the tests were easy >got high-fived by a random guy, i later found out that he helps out the retarded kids a few times a week >nobody clapped for me graduation except my family I could go on, but l'm sure you get the point.
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:50:06 No.62776754 How was your high school life, Anon? I'll kick things off: >probably didn't speak more than 15 words during my freshman & sophomore year >got a lump in my throat and had to hold back tears several times when we were doing group projects 47 KB JPG >once when we were told to write an essay about our best friend, i chose my f------ dog >overheard girls whispering that they were afraid of me a lot >closest thing i had to a friend was this asian chick who sat at my lunch table, we never even talked to eachother >bombed most of my classwork, only passed cause the tests were easy >got high-fived by a random guy, i later found out that he helps out the retarded kids a few times a week >nobody clapped for me graduation except my family I could go on, but l'm sure you get the point.

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Anon wants to be loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)14:11:38 No.62794762 >be me >In failing relationship >Just feel like an ATM and a servant at this point >Haven't had sex since like 2019 62 KB PNG >It's clear she would rather spend her time with her friends over me >Only still around because I don't want to get f----- over in the divorce and I doubt I could ever find a gf again >Rewind to a few weeks ago >Diagnosed with skin cancer >Have to get a big chunk of skin removed down to my muscle >End up with a 7 inch scar down my back >Bandaged so heavily i can't really get up on my own or move my arms around much >Wife has to take care of me >Spends pretty much every day with me for three days >She has to do everything for me, wash me, feed me, help me change and get out of bed >Just sort of chill on the couch all day watching movies >Actually enjoy ourselves >most time we've spent together in years >Just spend all night talking to eachother >Like we've fallen in love again, happiest I've been in a long time >Eventually i can take off bandages and move around myself >Wife stops spending as much time with me >Emotions fade away again >Go back to normal So my question is how do I cripple myself? I'm looking for more of a Joe Swanson than a Stephen Hawking but anything will do as long as long as it doesn't hurt that much.
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)14:11:38 No.62794762 >be me >In failing relationship >Just feel like an ATM and a servant at this point >Haven't had sex since like 2019 62 KB PNG >It's clear she would rather spend her time with her friends over me >Only still around because I don't want to get f----- over in the divorce and I doubt I could ever find a gf again >Rewind to a few weeks ago >Diagnosed with skin cancer >Have to get a big chunk of skin removed down to my muscle >End up with a 7 inch scar down my back >Bandaged so heavily i can't really get up on my own or move my arms around much >Wife has to take care of me >Spends pretty much every day with me for three days >She has to do everything for me, wash me, feed me, help me change and get out of bed >Just sort of chill on the couch all day watching movies >Actually enjoy ourselves >most time we've spent together in years >Just spend all night talking to eachother >Like we've fallen in love again, happiest I've been in a long time >Eventually i can take off bandages and move around myself >Wife stops spending as much time with me >Emotions fade away again >Go back to normal So my question is how do I cripple myself? I'm looking for more of a Joe Swanson than a Stephen Hawking but anything will do as long as long as it doesn't hurt that much.

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Do the chicken dance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)20:57:41 No.62797339 High school rejection thread > be me > Like 5 years ago, senior in High school > Fat p------------ with very few friends 25 KB JPG > Prom season > Chads asking their gf's to prom with the posters and balloons and s---, you know the drill > Prom is like a week away, and I have f----- nobody to go with > Parents really want me to go, so I try to find a date > One girl I was friendly enough with was in my last class of the day > Walk up to her while she's talking to her friends > Without me saying anything, before I even got within 10 god damn feet of her, she turned around > "ew, no" > aboutwhatiexpected.jpg > Go home and cry > On prom night, I go hang out at Chick- fil- A in my | suit for like five hours > Go home and say that I was at prom F--- High School man
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)20:57:41 No.62797339 High school rejection thread > be me > Like 5 years ago, senior in High school > Fat p------------ with very few friends 25 KB JPG > Prom season > Chads asking their gf's to prom with the posters and balloons and s---, you know the drill > Prom is like a week away, and I have f----- nobody to go with > Parents really want me to go, so I try to find a date > One girl I was friendly enough with was in my last class of the day > Walk up to her while she's talking to her friends > Without me saying anything, before I even got within 10 god damn feet of her, she turned around > "ew, no" > aboutwhatiexpected.jpg > Go home and cry > On prom night, I go hang out at Chick- fil- A in my | suit for like five hours > Go home and say that I was at prom F--- High School man

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Anon is going through a lot | /r/Greentext

i Anonymous 02/05/21 (Fri)01:43:15 No.846590604 >going through alot of s--- >call suicide hotline >guy asks me to tell him what is causing my problems >start telling him >mfw 5 minutes in i hear a single gunshot from the other end of the 12 KB JPG phone
i Anonymous 02/05/21 (Fri)01:43:15 No.846590604 >going through alot of s--- >call suicide hotline >guy asks me to tell him what is causing my problems >start telling him >mfw 5 minutes in i hear a single gunshot from the other end of the 12 KB JPG phone

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Anon is not a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:36:47 No.849764380 > be me > coomer > wake up > coom > put coom in hand > go downstairs > put coom in milk 69 KB JPG > wait > sister comes down > makes cereal > eats cereal > mfw sister ate my coom > coom touched my d--- > sister basically sucked my d--- Later virgins
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:36:47 No.849764380 > be me > coomer > wake up > coom > put coom in hand > go downstairs > put coom in milk 69 KB JPG > wait > sister comes down > makes cereal > eats cereal > mfw sister ate my coom > coom touched my d--- > sister basically sucked my d--- Later virgins

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Ducky's revenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)21:19:33 No.62797523 >be me, a high school loser >had a few friends, knew a few girls but no gf >prom coming up >no plans because no gf >girl I knew from my circle of friends aporoaches >"hey anon, will you go to prom with me?" >w--.exe >"yeah, sure." >tux, corsage, dinner, etc. >get to prom, she ghosts me >spends all night dancing with some dude she's apparently been crushing on all year >her parents don't approve of him, so she used me to get to the prom >off on the sidelines, there's a shy nerdgirl who came alone >ask her to dance >we hit it off >last dance >nerdgirl and I head for the exit >my "date" stops me on the way out >"where are you going? how am i supposed to get home?" >"thumb a f------ ride for all I care." Nerd girl and I were together 2 years, still friends all these years later.
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)21:19:33 No.62797523 >be me, a high school loser >had a few friends, knew a few girls but no gf >prom coming up >no plans because no gf >girl I knew from my circle of friends aporoaches >"hey anon, will you go to prom with me?" >w--.exe >"yeah, sure." >tux, corsage, dinner, etc. >get to prom, she ghosts me >spends all night dancing with some dude she's apparently been crushing on all year >her parents don't approve of him, so she used me to get to the prom >off on the sidelines, there's a shy nerdgirl who came alone >ask her to dance >we hit it off >last dance >nerdgirl and I head for the exit >my "date" stops me on the way out >"where are you going? how am i supposed to get home?" >"thumb a f------ ride for all I care." Nerd girl and I were together 2 years, still friends all these years later.

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Anon likes coins | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)19:53:59 No.62694633 >have an autistic obsession with coin collecting >like entire plastic bins filled to the brim with pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, half dollars, dollars, etc. >got into it as a teenager when my JewTube 38 KB JPG grandpa gave his collection to me >went to the bank to pick up rolls of the new 2021 quarters today >teller lady recognizes me >asks me "Are you going to hand those down to your kids when you get old" >mumble "y-yeah" and leave >afterwards go home and have an existential crisis >realize most of my collection will either be thrown away or melted down into buttplug material when i die I just ruined my favorite hobby. I have nothing else to look forward to or be excited about. How do I cope with this?
: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)19:53:59 No.62694633 >have an autistic obsession with coin collecting >like entire plastic bins filled to the brim with pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, half dollars, dollars, etc. >got into it as a teenager when my JewTube 38 KB JPG grandpa gave his collection to me >went to the bank to pick up rolls of the new 2021 quarters today >teller lady recognizes me >asks me "Are you going to hand those down to your kids when you get old" >mumble "y-yeah" and leave >afterwards go home and have an existential crisis >realize most of my collection will either be thrown away or melted down into buttplug material when i die I just ruined my favorite hobby. I have nothing else to look forward to or be excited about. How do I cope with this?

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Anon is a griefer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:57 No.233047 File: 1590329951756.jpg (369 KB, 1200x1166) >>233051 >>233470 >>252405 >>255429 >>257322 Cheating to win is retarded, but cheating to grief is fun >download cheats >target one guy on the enemy team >instakill him start of every round >play intentionally retarded for the rest of the round and miss all my shots >dude is calling hacks in chat >no one believes him >he rage quit >another match >find out the cheat has a spectator list >wait for one guy on my team to die and spectate me >blatantly look at people through walls >peek out looking exactly at enemies so he knows im hacking >dont shoot and die >play intentionally retarded >only look at people through walls when that one guy spectates me >dude calls me a hacker >no one believes him >team vote kicks him for being annoying
Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:57 No.233047 File: 1590329951756.jpg (369 KB, 1200x1166) >>233051 >>233470 >>252405 >>255429 >>257322 Cheating to win is retarded, but cheating to grief is fun >download cheats >target one guy on the enemy team >instakill him start of every round >play intentionally retarded for the rest of the round and miss all my shots >dude is calling hacks in chat >no one believes him >he rage quit >another match >find out the cheat has a spectator list >wait for one guy on my team to die and spectate me >blatantly look at people through walls >peek out looking exactly at enemies so he knows im hacking >dont shoot and die >play intentionally retarded >only look at people through walls when that one guy spectates me >dude calls me a hacker >no one believes him >team vote kicks him for being annoying

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Anon plays roblox | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)21:50:07 No.757226049 How did you get your fetish /b/? >three years ago >was 17 >playing adopt a baby roleplay in roblox >roleplaying as baby >girl with qt roblox skin starts 335 KB PNG playing my "mom" >starts posting in chat to suck on her nips and that i was a good baby >i get hard and pull out my d--- >start fapping to her saying "good baby getting milkies" and stuff like that >posting stuff like "uguu pls give me milk mama >c-- really hard getting off her pretending i was sucking her nips I did the roleplay a couple times after that but ever since ive been jerking it to roblox girls it gets me crazy hard
Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)21:50:07 No.757226049 How did you get your fetish /b/? >three years ago >was 17 >playing adopt a baby roleplay in roblox >roleplaying as baby >girl with qt roblox skin starts 335 KB PNG playing my "mom" >starts posting in chat to suck on her nips and that i was a good baby >i get hard and pull out my d--- >start fapping to her saying "good baby getting milkies" and stuff like that >posting stuff like "uguu pls give me milk mama >c-- really hard getting off her pretending i was sucking her nips I did the roleplay a couple times after that but ever since ive been jerking it to roblox girls it gets me crazy hard

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Anon is despicable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)16:48:29 No.849842408 >be me I NEED TO VENT >going through qt 3.14's Instagram >she's a bit of a chubby black girl but it's whatever > see's most recent pic >damn she lost weight and 167 KB JPG got hotter >bust a nut >read the caption >"RIP Breonna Taylor, you deserved better" >MFW I just masturbated to a pic of Breonna Taylor
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)16:48:29 No.849842408 >be me I NEED TO VENT >going through qt 3.14's Instagram >she's a bit of a chubby black girl but it's whatever > see's most recent pic >damn she lost weight and 167 KB JPG got hotter >bust a nut >read the caption >"RIP Breonna Taylor, you deserved better" >MFW I just masturbated to a pic of Breonna Taylor

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Anon single handedly ruins a family. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)00:13:56 No.806831049 Horror story >be me >have girl over at house >take a piss >don't wash hands >finger her >3 weeks later find out she's in the 22 KB PNG hospital with a uti >she thought she had the flu so she didn't go to the doctor and developed E. coli >family doesn't have insurance and lives in a hotel >they lose everything trying to pay for their daughters medical bills Mfw I destroyed a family by not washing my hands
: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)00:13:56 No.806831049 Horror story >be me >have girl over at house >take a piss >don't wash hands >finger her >3 weeks later find out she's in the 22 KB PNG hospital with a uti >she thought she had the flu so she didn't go to the doctor and developed E. coli >family doesn't have insurance and lives in a hotel >they lose everything trying to pay for their daughters medical bills Mfw I destroyed a family by not washing my hands

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Anon gets trapped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anon is sleep deprived | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)08:18:10 No.62789099 >up all night >about to fall asleep as the sun comes up >f----- starts revving his Harley in the parking lot at 6am for a good 5 226 KB JPG mins F--- F--- F------ F--- OFF
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)08:18:10 No.62789099 >up all night >about to fall asleep as the sun comes up >f----- starts revving his Harley in the parking lot at 6am for a good 5 226 KB JPG mins F--- F--- F------ F--- OFF

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Anon gets a book | /r/Greentext

>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon watches Archer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)21:36:46 No.846744113 >Be me >Start to watch Archer >Develop a love for the main character >Slowly implement his personality into yours >Slowly become Archer himself >Develop new personality and make it 203 KB PNG your own >Family and friends notice behavior and are concerned and push you to get checked out >See a therapist >Get diagnosed with high functioning Autism >Don't have to work anymore with new diagnoses and live off the government >Watch as much Archer as you want forever and ever and get payed for it
: Anonymous 02/06/21(Sat)21:36:46 No.846744113 >Be me >Start to watch Archer >Develop a love for the main character >Slowly implement his personality into yours >Slowly become Archer himself >Develop new personality and make it 203 KB PNG your own >Family and friends notice behavior and are concerned and push you to get checked out >See a therapist >Get diagnosed with high functioning Autism >Don't have to work anymore with new diagnoses and live off the government >Watch as much Archer as you want forever and ever and get payed for it

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Being a Good Grandson | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:58:01 N >Grandpa runs clothing store in Israel. >Call grandpa like good grandson. >"How's business Grandpa?" >"Business is Booming!" I attend Grandpas funeral next weekend. I hate being jewish.
Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:58:01 N >Grandpa runs clothing store in Israel. >Call grandpa like good grandson. >"How's business Grandpa?" >"Business is Booming!" I attend Grandpas funeral next weekend. I hate being jewish.

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anon is unknowingly a dark magician | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous In need of some answers 03/17/21 (Wed)07:11:28 No.27956668 I heard this is the place related to creepy stuff, so I thought I might ask what phenomenon is going on. >Be me, living in the sticks. >Weird things happen often here, like eyes on trees, things crawling in the forestry, and prowling rooftops, seemingly 1.74 MB JPG vanishing in moments. >Lived here since forever, see weird stuff as well, like old people wandering the halls of an old school, and disappearing suddenly. >Be me years into life. >Enter puberty. >Decide to set fap schedule to late at night for privacy. >l use weird material for fap, so I do it at night to avoid explaining to family my abhorrence. >The usual creepy vibes and weird stuff happens at night as usual, but I concentrate on weird p---. >Months pass. no more creepy vibes, stopped seeing weird things prowling at night. >Go out late at night for the first time. >Absolutely nothing there. No animals, no people. No creepy vibe. >Years later. >Go to college. Moved out of house. >Live with relative in area which also has weird things prowling at night. >Stay there for months, see absolutely nothing. >Some time passes. >Hear from neighbors that parents are now freaked out. >Weird things wandering around the house, according to them. >More time passes. >Move back to house due to the kung-flu >Same as years before. Absolutely nothing. >Hear from relative weeks later. >Tells me about weird things wandering around the house and on the roof late at night. What's going on, how come see absolutely nothing creepy, and feel nothing creepy? And why does creepy s--- happen when I'm not around? : Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)07:19:36 No.27956694 >>27956668 (OP) # You skeeved out all the spooks 'n s--- with your m----------- rituals so they stay away from you >>27956763 #
E Anonymous In need of some answers 03/17/21 (Wed)07:11:28 No.27956668 I heard this is the place related to creepy stuff, so I thought I might ask what phenomenon is going on. >Be me, living in the sticks. >Weird things happen often here, like eyes on trees, things crawling in the forestry, and prowling rooftops, seemingly 1.74 MB JPG vanishing in moments. >Lived here since forever, see weird stuff as well, like old people wandering the halls of an old school, and disappearing suddenly. >Be me years into life. >Enter puberty. >Decide to set fap schedule to late at night for privacy. >l use weird material for fap, so I do it at night to avoid explaining to family my abhorrence. >The usual creepy vibes and weird stuff happens at night as usual, but I concentrate on weird p---. >Months pass. no more creepy vibes, stopped seeing weird things prowling at night. >Go out late at night for the first time. >Absolutely nothing there. No animals, no people. No creepy vibe. >Years later. >Go to college. Moved out of house. >Live with relative in area which also has weird things prowling at night. >Stay there for months, see absolutely nothing. >Some time passes. >Hear from neighbors that parents are now freaked out. >Weird things wandering around the house, according to them. >More time passes. >Move back to house due to the kung-flu >Same as years before. Absolutely nothing. >Hear from relative weeks later. >Tells me about weird things wandering around the house and on the roof late at night. What's going on, how come see absolutely nothing creepy, and feel nothing creepy? And why does creepy s--- happen when I'm not around? : Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)07:19:36 No.27956694 >>27956668 (OP) # You skeeved out all the spooks 'n s--- with your m----------- rituals so they stay away from you >>27956763 #

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Anon is a ninja | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)16:46:26 No.62238391 >used to dress up as a ninja and throw paper throwing stars >teacher gets p----- i could poke someone's eye out >"a ninja can never miss" 278 KB JPG >chuck another at a can across the room >quietly run out the door while the teacher is distracted watching where it's going >hear the can fall into the garbage as i flee >dumb boomer lecturing me even though i'm not there >notices i'm gone and starts yelling >jump into an empty trash can in the hall >camouflage perfectly with the black garbage bag >hear other kids trying to hide their laughter >later find out he looked behind the door and stormed off to do boomer things >teacher didn't know who i was either >ninjutsu success
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)16:46:26 No.62238391 >used to dress up as a ninja and throw paper throwing stars >teacher gets p----- i could poke someone's eye out >"a ninja can never miss" 278 KB JPG >chuck another at a can across the room >quietly run out the door while the teacher is distracted watching where it's going >hear the can fall into the garbage as i flee >dumb boomer lecturing me even though i'm not there >notices i'm gone and starts yelling >jump into an empty trash can in the hall >camouflage perfectly with the black garbage bag >hear other kids trying to hide their laughter >later find out he looked behind the door and stormed off to do boomer things >teacher didn't know who i was either >ninjutsu success

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