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dying of cringe rn | /r/Greentext

>tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. 17.9 kB PNG >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?
>tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. 17.9 kB PNG >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?

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Anon sleeps at a gas station | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)10:07:34 No.849899934 >be me >stop at gas station to rest after a long drive >wake up >have to s--- insanely bad >never felt like this before 18 KB JPG >run into gas station at full sprint >rush to bathroom whilst knocking over s--- >s--- like never before >splatters and traumatizes that gas station toilet >smells horrible >f----- in the stall next to me audibly gagging >leave >feelsgoodman True story Pic related
: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)10:07:34 No.849899934 >be me >stop at gas station to rest after a long drive >wake up >have to s--- insanely bad >never felt like this before 18 KB JPG >run into gas station at full sprint >rush to bathroom whilst knocking over s--- >s--- like never before >splatters and traumatizes that gas station toilet >smells horrible >f----- in the stall next to me audibly gagging >leave >feelsgoodman True story Pic related

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Anon as peculiar interest. | /r/Greentext

Story From Past Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)18:42:22 No >Highschool 10th grade >Find coin in gym class >Flip it all period >Bring back to school everyday flipping it >Become obsessed with coins >Reasearch Coins and study them >Also get get good at coin tricks >Become resident coin expert at school >Called Coinboy >Everyone brings me coins daily >Sometimes get rare coins >Get rich for high schooler/steady flow of income >Get other people interested in coins >Create a coin empire
Story From Past Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)18:42:22 No >Highschool 10th grade >Find coin in gym class >Flip it all period >Bring back to school everyday flipping it >Become obsessed with coins >Reasearch Coins and study them >Also get get good at coin tricks >Become resident coin expert at school >Called Coinboy >Everyone brings me coins daily >Sometimes get rare coins >Get rich for high schooler/steady flow of income >Get other people interested in coins >Create a coin empire

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Anon is Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)05:29:14 No.41552733 >mfw I am Chad but I have psychological problems so i am stuck here with you dumb virgins 152 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)05:29:14 No.41552733 >mfw I am Chad but I have psychological problems so i am stuck here with you dumb virgins 152 KB PNG

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Anon had a good time at therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)06:34:56 No.62758949 What are some personal wins you've had, anon? >last week >talking to stupid f----- therapist on 24 KB JPG Zoom >he keeps going over the same dumb s--- about depression even though i've told him multiple times that my OCD is why i want to kill myself >you could tell he was only there for a paycheck >was in a really bad mood that day >interrupt him in the middle of a ramble and call him a f------- cocksucker >he's f------ speechless >i leave the zoom meeting and go back to jacking off again Was pretty fun considering I've never really stood up for myself.
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)06:34:56 No.62758949 What are some personal wins you've had, anon? >last week >talking to stupid f----- therapist on 24 KB JPG Zoom >he keeps going over the same dumb s--- about depression even though i've told him multiple times that my OCD is why i want to kill myself >you could tell he was only there for a paycheck >was in a really bad mood that day >interrupt him in the middle of a ramble and call him a f------- cocksucker >he's f------ speechless >i leave the zoom meeting and go back to jacking off again Was pretty fun considering I've never really stood up for myself.

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Anon cleans his room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)08:36:30 No.849893234 >be me >is 18 and live with a roommate >roommate loves godzilla s--- >never cleans his room >his room is filled with godzilla s--- >looks exactly like a neckbeard nest except filled with godzilla 38 KB JPG figurines and s--- >one day decide to clean the house alone >whilst cleaning, i smelled a weird scent coming from under the bed >i decide to dig out the garbage under the bed out of curiosity >finds a almost 1 foot c-- vial with godzilla in it >vomit.jpeg >immediately calls him and ask w-- is that >tells me a long story on how every time he jacked off he would deposit into the jar >mfw Tldr roommate had a godzilla c-- vial
: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)08:36:30 No.849893234 >be me >is 18 and live with a roommate >roommate loves godzilla s--- >never cleans his room >his room is filled with godzilla s--- >looks exactly like a neckbeard nest except filled with godzilla 38 KB JPG figurines and s--- >one day decide to clean the house alone >whilst cleaning, i smelled a weird scent coming from under the bed >i decide to dig out the garbage under the bed out of curiosity >finds a almost 1 foot c-- vial with godzilla in it >vomit.jpeg >immediately calls him and ask w-- is that >tells me a long story on how every time he jacked off he would deposit into the jar >mfw Tldr roommate had a godzilla c-- vial

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Anon is popular | /r/Greentext

>block every contact on my phone >play videogames for 6+ hours >"47 missed calls from unknown" what do 120 KB JPG
>block every contact on my phone >play videogames for 6+ hours >"47 missed calls from unknown" what do 120 KB JPG

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People from the outside | /r/Greentext

File: 1928374619893.png (1.59 MB, 1298x1286) Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:49:58 No.849896274 >>849896429 >>849896655 >>849896899 >>849899425 >at a posh restaurant >on a date with girl >her idea i never been here >meal was ok >overpriced but the view made up for it >enjoy hearing her laugh >sympathetically at my jokes >good experience >wait >she still has chips on her plate >ask her if i can have them >she says no >"its rude to clean the plate of all food" >notices my plate is clean >she moves some chips from her plate >tells me not to eat them >ask her why its rude >"oh it's just like cause you know how it is" >me pic related, but white >i do not ask again even though i want to >she calls a cab >i walk home without a kiss is this girl retarded or is this what outside people do in nice restaurants? Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:53:40 No.849896429 >>849896663 >>849896726 >>849896947 >>849896274 (OP) She must be the only one that didn't get the "muh starving n------ in Africa" speech from her parents when she was young
File: 1928374619893.png (1.59 MB, 1298x1286) Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:49:58 No.849896274 >>849896429 >>849896655 >>849896899 >>849899425 >at a posh restaurant >on a date with girl >her idea i never been here >meal was ok >overpriced but the view made up for it >enjoy hearing her laugh >sympathetically at my jokes >good experience >wait >she still has chips on her plate >ask her if i can have them >she says no >"its rude to clean the plate of all food" >notices my plate is clean >she moves some chips from her plate >tells me not to eat them >ask her why its rude >"oh it's just like cause you know how it is" >me pic related, but white >i do not ask again even though i want to >she calls a cab >i walk home without a kiss is this girl retarded or is this what outside people do in nice restaurants? Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:53:40 No.849896429 >>849896663 >>849896726 >>849896947 >>849896274 (OP) She must be the only one that didn't get the "muh starving n------ in Africa" speech from her parents when she was young

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Anon slaps a table | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)22:20:07 No.849922467 >be me >autist >slapping the table because bored >There is a 1 in roughly 5.2 to the 61st power chance that if you were to slap a table, all of the molecules in your hand and the table would miss each other and your hand would go through it. Mene State nienity SAD PEMO I 28 KB JPG >it happened >damn that was weird >keep slapping table
: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)22:20:07 No.849922467 >be me >autist >slapping the table because bored >There is a 1 in roughly 5.2 to the 61st power chance that if you were to slap a table, all of the molecules in your hand and the table would miss each other and your hand would go through it. Mene State nienity SAD PEMO I 28 KB JPG >it happened >damn that was weird >keep slapping table

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Anon's request | /r/Greentext

1551751881455.png 145 KB PNG Looking for a loli green text about a guy going on a road trip and gets his 12 year old sister to sit on his lap and he c--- his pants, anyone got it? Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:01:19 No.795905762 >>795905672 (OP) # >be me >road trip with 12 year old sister >cummed in my pants >>795905885 # >>795907574 # : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:02:48 No.795905885 >>795905762 # that was it. thanks >>795906100 #
1551751881455.png 145 KB PNG Looking for a loli green text about a guy going on a road trip and gets his 12 year old sister to sit on his lap and he c--- his pants, anyone got it? Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:01:19 No.795905762 >>795905672 (OP) # >be me >road trip with 12 year old sister >cummed in my pants >>795905885 # >>795907574 # : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:02:48 No.795905885 >>795905762 # that was it. thanks >>795906100 #

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The Legend of the Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext

-) O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILDI" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.
-) O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILDI" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon is american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)17:23:04 No.849904033 >be me >be american >go to college >break my leg >no insurance >become homeless 71 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)17:23:04 No.849904033 >be me >be american >go to college >break my leg >no insurance >become homeless 71 KB PNG

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Anon ponders on Polish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)18:50:29 No.776429909 >when girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye However.. >when nazi's remove the Polish 234 KB JPG with chemicals everyone goes a------
: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)18:50:29 No.776429909 >when girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye However.. >when nazi's remove the Polish 234 KB JPG with chemicals everyone goes a------

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Anon is in the Israeli Army | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Warcrime stories 03/17/21(Wed)17:57:52 No.48669048 I serve in the Israeli army and I heard a really funny secret story , technically a warcrime that happened in one tank battalion >A tank is based on Gaza's border 96 KB JPG >commander tells the soldier to be ready for anything >15 minutes later a worried soldier starts yelling >"commander, commander! Someone is getting close to the tank!" >commander says "well, shoot him" >soldier:"really? Just shoot him?" >"yeah" >3 seconds later *BOO0OM* >Commander realizes what happened, yells "what the f--- have you done? I meant shoot him with the coaxial machinegun not the f------ cannon" >The commander gets out and sees the guys remains spread across 20 meters, blown up by a 120mm APAM shell
: Anonymous Warcrime stories 03/17/21(Wed)17:57:52 No.48669048 I serve in the Israeli army and I heard a really funny secret story , technically a warcrime that happened in one tank battalion >A tank is based on Gaza's border 96 KB JPG >commander tells the soldier to be ready for anything >15 minutes later a worried soldier starts yelling >"commander, commander! Someone is getting close to the tank!" >commander says "well, shoot him" >soldier:"really? Just shoot him?" >"yeah" >3 seconds later *BOO0OM* >Commander realizes what happened, yells "what the f--- have you done? I meant shoot him with the coaxial machinegun not the f------ cannon" >The commander gets out and sees the guys remains spread across 20 meters, blown up by a 120mm APAM shell

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Cursed DNA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

No.779957221 23 minutes ago Oeb4b58d0b26f174b4bd4299c4c8befc.png PNG 82.2 KİB 412x351 >be me >like foxes >people start calling me a furry >look up what a furry is >find out what they are >w--.png >i hate them >start trolling the furries >furries find out i like foxes >furries start calling me a furry >getting bullied by furries >feelsbadman 1 reply No.779957598 17 minutes ago >i want to die No.7799586121 minute ago >>779957221 (OP) hahahah
No.779957221 23 minutes ago Oeb4b58d0b26f174b4bd4299c4c8befc.png PNG 82.2 KİB 412x351 >be me >like foxes >people start calling me a furry >look up what a furry is >find out what they are >w--.png >i hate them >start trolling the furries >furries find out i like foxes >furries start calling me a furry >getting bullied by furries >feelsbadman 1 reply No.779957598 17 minutes ago >i want to die No.7799586121 minute ago >>779957221 (OP) hahahah

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Anon watches Kangaroo Jack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)16:18:27 No.115901522 Kangaroo Jack is probably the biggest lie I was ever told >me and brother were f------ HYPED by this movie after seeing trailer >we really, really believed it would be 9 KB PNG about a rapping Kangaroo >we used to hop around our bedroom for several hours at a time shouting fake rap lyrics we made up >nothing offensive just Kangaroo related stuff like 'You,me and daddy are gonna go see Kangaroo Jack; And you, me and daddy are gonna laugh until our hair turns black; and you and me and daddy are gonna see that Kangaroo; and you and me and daddy but not dead mummy too' >ought f------ kangaroo costumes to go to the cinema and see it >went in, so excited and the movie plays >almost no f------ talking Kangaroo whatsoever >we get so annoyed that we star to actually believe the Kangaroo is talking when on screen and IS rapping even when its just a Kangaroo standing around >spent weeks telling each other about all the great lines and basically convinced ourselves it was rapping Kangaroo kino and every other line was an awesome Kangaroo rap, even had quotes scratched into our wooden bunk bed >got the DVD >remembered the truth >brother actually started crying as we watched >>115901661 # >>115904551 # >>115905859 # >>115905897 # >>115906666 # >>115907646 # >>115908492 # >>115909981 #
: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)16:18:27 No.115901522 Kangaroo Jack is probably the biggest lie I was ever told >me and brother were f------ HYPED by this movie after seeing trailer >we really, really believed it would be 9 KB PNG about a rapping Kangaroo >we used to hop around our bedroom for several hours at a time shouting fake rap lyrics we made up >nothing offensive just Kangaroo related stuff like 'You,me and daddy are gonna go see Kangaroo Jack; And you, me and daddy are gonna laugh until our hair turns black; and you and me and daddy are gonna see that Kangaroo; and you and me and daddy but not dead mummy too' >ought f------ kangaroo costumes to go to the cinema and see it >went in, so excited and the movie plays >almost no f------ talking Kangaroo whatsoever >we get so annoyed that we star to actually believe the Kangaroo is talking when on screen and IS rapping even when its just a Kangaroo standing around >spent weeks telling each other about all the great lines and basically convinced ourselves it was rapping Kangaroo kino and every other line was an awesome Kangaroo rap, even had quotes scratched into our wooden bunk bed >got the DVD >remembered the truth >brother actually started crying as we watched >>115901661 # >>115904551 # >>115905859 # >>115905897 # >>115906666 # >>115907646 # >>115908492 # >>115909981 #

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Anon proves he’s woke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ztfw5Jak 圖 03/17/21(Wed)22:01:31 No.312540862 >Be woke 20 something SHHHHH EEEEEEEE I1ITT >Desperate to prove how non- racist I am >Walking home from a bar at 2 AM 274 KB JPG >Alley I walk down has a group of black guys >shitmypants.jpeg >Don't want them to think I'm racist so I keep walking toward them >"What's up guys" >"F--- you cracka" >Get stabbed, bleed out >Nothing is mentioned on the news, friends convinced race had nothing to do with it >Don't even die a martyr, just a statistic that everyone denounces and calls racist >Was it worth it in the name of political correctness?
: Anonymous (ID: ztfw5Jak 圖 03/17/21(Wed)22:01:31 No.312540862 >Be woke 20 something SHHHHH EEEEEEEE I1ITT >Desperate to prove how non- racist I am >Walking home from a bar at 2 AM 274 KB JPG >Alley I walk down has a group of black guys >shitmypants.jpeg >Don't want them to think I'm racist so I keep walking toward them >"What's up guys" >"F--- you cracka" >Get stabbed, bleed out >Nothing is mentioned on the news, friends convinced race had nothing to do with it >Don't even die a martyr, just a statistic that everyone denounces and calls racist >Was it worth it in the name of political correctness?

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Anon gets banned from discord | /r/Greentext

>be on discord >talk to my friends >dont really do much >app starts lagging >figure ive been banned >try and reinstall the app, make a new account >still got all my friends names and s--- memorized >its a platform ban what do? i guess im stuck here with you guys now + 13 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. 02/17 210M .CO N. 040020245
>be on discord >talk to my friends >dont really do much >app starts lagging >figure ive been banned >try and reinstall the app, make a new account >still got all my friends names and s--- memorized >its a platform ban what do? i guess im stuck here with you guys now + 13 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. 02/17 210M .CO N. 040020245

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Anon is a white knight | /r/Greentext

File: 1608882579391.gif (64 KB, 220x220) U Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:18:23 No.849882229 [Reply] ► >be me >l'm just against gays; not lesbians >My brain just cannot comprehend how someone can choose to like a guy and their stupid quirky behaviour >be constantly wondering why all women aren't lesbians >mfw I get called homophobic for over the internet
File: 1608882579391.gif (64 KB, 220x220) U Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)13:18:23 No.849882229 [Reply] ► >be me >l'm just against gays; not lesbians >My brain just cannot comprehend how someone can choose to like a guy and their stupid quirky behaviour >be constantly wondering why all women aren't lesbians >mfw I get called homophobic for over the internet

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