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: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)18:57:34 No.850160077 >be me >have really retard memory >forget almost everything >my brain can't save anything at all >can rewatch tv shows and movies almost immediately after finishing it without remembering anything >so I have superior chad brain, you have p---- 51 KB JPG virgin brain
: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)18:57:34 No.850160077 >be me >have really retard memory >forget almost everything >my brain can't save anything at all >can rewatch tv shows and movies almost immediately after finishing it without remembering anything >so I have superior chad brain, you have p---- 51 KB JPG virgin brain

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>> Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)06:50:44 No.850126045 ► >>850126632 >>850134833 >>850135776 >>850140773 >>850144702 >>850149924 >>850150643 File: biden 9000.webm (633 KB, 400x400)-[Close] Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)12:01:32 No.850140773 >>850126045 >file name 0:11 / 0:15 *
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Anon takes a quiz | /r/Greentext

20m (3/21 18:05) · 148373469 O Re · 0 Img · PNG · 315KB · (796 × 611) >take s----- "which character are you from X franchise" quiz >always comes back as female heroine I don't get it bros, I'm het as f--- and don't even fap to traps, what the f--- •..
20m (3/21 18:05) · 148373469 O Re · 0 Img · PNG · 315KB · (796 × 611) >take s----- "which character are you from X franchise" quiz >always comes back as female heroine I don't get it bros, I'm het as f--- and don't even fap to traps, what the f--- •..

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Anon loves salt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i'm a salt freak 03/21/21(Sun)13:20:01 No.62850163 >be me >little vitamin deficient freak >i love salt so much >people are always like god man why are you putting salt on that ? >why so much salt?? >what are you doing??? 18 KB PNG >i say NO!!! >what are YOU doing?? >living a lackluster life without the gastronomical delight that is todays common iodized table salt?? >and theyll be all like >ohhh i need to watch my cholesterol >ohhhh i need to avoid sodium blah blah blah >i say NO!!!!! >what you NEED is some god damned salt!!!!
: Anonymous i'm a salt freak 03/21/21(Sun)13:20:01 No.62850163 >be me >little vitamin deficient freak >i love salt so much >people are always like god man why are you putting salt on that ? >why so much salt?? >what are you doing??? 18 KB PNG >i say NO!!! >what are YOU doing?? >living a lackluster life without the gastronomical delight that is todays common iodized table salt?? >and theyll be all like >ohhh i need to watch my cholesterol >ohhhh i need to avoid sodium blah blah blah >i say NO!!!!! >what you NEED is some god damned salt!!!!

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Anon works the suicide hotline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)23:42:32 No.850113519 >Be Suicide hotline receptionist >Kid calls, sounds maybe 13 >"H...h...hello?" > "Thank you for calling the suicide hotline, how may we assist you?" >"I'm not sure what to do." >"Everyday seems like a bad day" > Kid then goes on to say how parents 108 KB JPG physically abuse him, bullied in school, watched sister get r----, Had stuff stolen etc. >"Can you please help me? I just need some motivation" >At this point he's crying >Tell him to grow some thick skin >"Just man up f------." >"W...w..what?" >"Jesus christ you're retarded, go suck a d---." >"That s--- gets you upset?" >"F--- off." >Kid hangs up Did I do good? Pic unrelated
: Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)23:42:32 No.850113519 >Be Suicide hotline receptionist >Kid calls, sounds maybe 13 >"H...h...hello?" > "Thank you for calling the suicide hotline, how may we assist you?" >"I'm not sure what to do." >"Everyday seems like a bad day" > Kid then goes on to say how parents 108 KB JPG physically abuse him, bullied in school, watched sister get r----, Had stuff stolen etc. >"Can you please help me? I just need some motivation" >At this point he's crying >Tell him to grow some thick skin >"Just man up f------." >"W...w..what?" >"Jesus christ you're retarded, go suck a d---." >"That s--- gets you upset?" >"F--- off." >Kid hangs up Did I do good? Pic unrelated

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Anon makes eye contact | /r/Greentext

File: url.jpg (10 KB, 243x207) Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)15:27:42 No.606484350 [Reply] » 2606486101 >Be me in high school >be loner >be weirdo >be socially retarded >go to college >decide to work on social skills >start reading about how normies act >see that eye contact is important >see that normies think avoiding eye contact with them is insulting >decide to work on that first >every class of my first semester i sit at front of class >making eye contact with professors >professors giving a lecture >i'm making eye contact >professors answering a question >i'm making eye contact >do this for a few classes >eventually female professors start talking to me about their husbands/boyfriends for some reason >i feel good because people are sharing personal details with me >l feel like my eye contact is working on making me likable >male professors start talking to the class about their wives for some reason >they would always look at me while doing that >i would smile and nod to indicate i am interested in what they have to say (i read that somewhere) >2 years later >not completely a normie but not socially retarded anymore >be laying in bed >suddenly it hits me like 52 tons of bricks >mfw female professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw male professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw they would tell me about their So's to get me to stop staring at them >mfw i was sitting at the front of the class. >mfw they were freshmen classes so 100+ students >mfw my whole graduating class thinks that i am either a weirdo into older women or a f----- into older men
File: url.jpg (10 KB, 243x207) Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)15:27:42 No.606484350 [Reply] » 2606486101 >Be me in high school >be loner >be weirdo >be socially retarded >go to college >decide to work on social skills >start reading about how normies act >see that eye contact is important >see that normies think avoiding eye contact with them is insulting >decide to work on that first >every class of my first semester i sit at front of class >making eye contact with professors >professors giving a lecture >i'm making eye contact >professors answering a question >i'm making eye contact >do this for a few classes >eventually female professors start talking to me about their husbands/boyfriends for some reason >i feel good because people are sharing personal details with me >l feel like my eye contact is working on making me likable >male professors start talking to the class about their wives for some reason >they would always look at me while doing that >i would smile and nod to indicate i am interested in what they have to say (i read that somewhere) >2 years later >not completely a normie but not socially retarded anymore >be laying in bed >suddenly it hits me like 52 tons of bricks >mfw female professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw male professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw they would tell me about their So's to get me to stop staring at them >mfw i was sitting at the front of the class. >mfw they were freshmen classes so 100+ students >mfw my whole graduating class thinks that i am either a weirdo into older women or a f----- into older men

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Anon hurts neck for greater good | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)21:18:50 No.62841977 >slide my car on ice and crash into a tree last year while high and attempting drifting >bail, duct tape it and commute over a year >too poor to get it fixed >one time girl pulls too far into the road looking for a place to turn >see this, stay in my lane anyways and try to cause small accident by bumping her >car spins around, 2 cars behind plow into me >her insurance pays for my new car anyways >tfw can't turn my head all the way to the side anymore
Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)21:18:50 No.62841977 >slide my car on ice and crash into a tree last year while high and attempting drifting >bail, duct tape it and commute over a year >too poor to get it fixed >one time girl pulls too far into the road looking for a place to turn >see this, stay in my lane anyways and try to cause small accident by bumping her >car spins around, 2 cars behind plow into me >her insurance pays for my new car anyways >tfw can't turn my head all the way to the side anymore

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Anon has a riddle | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZ0C) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 Replies: >>477229531 >>477230409 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me I regret nothing
E Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZ0C) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 Replies: >>477229531 >>477230409 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me I regret nothing

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Anon plays Blood Mary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vpeu8Sqi) 01/19/13(Sat)19:54:45 No.452264271 R >>452279291 >2 years ago >Be at a friend's house >Decided to play bloody mary around midnight >Turned off lights, lit candles, said it 3 times >Nothing happened and laughed about it >Slept over for the night >Woke up around 3 am with serious stomach ache >Ran to the bathroom to take a major s--- >Couldn't make it, accidentally took a s--- on ground >Bathroom was dark because didn't turn on the lights >Door creaks open, see a dark black figure >Panicked and grab a p------------ on the the ground >Threw it at figure, lights turned on >It was my friend's mom O Anonymous (ID: E1qwSPaN) 01/19/13(Sat)19:56:09 No.452264593 >>452264271 you must be a soldier
Anonymous (ID: vpeu8Sqi) 01/19/13(Sat)19:54:45 No.452264271 R >>452279291 >2 years ago >Be at a friend's house >Decided to play bloody mary around midnight >Turned off lights, lit candles, said it 3 times >Nothing happened and laughed about it >Slept over for the night >Woke up around 3 am with serious stomach ache >Ran to the bathroom to take a major s--- >Couldn't make it, accidentally took a s--- on ground >Bathroom was dark because didn't turn on the lights >Door creaks open, see a dark black figure >Panicked and grab a p------------ on the the ground >Threw it at figure, lights turned on >It was my friend's mom O Anonymous (ID: E1qwSPaN) 01/19/13(Sat)19:56:09 No.452264593 >>452264271 you must be a soldier

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Anon challenges /pol/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wWmvfBOD) - 03/21/21(Sun)11:44:17 No.312993561 >be me >Proud Hindu Chad >be you >Abrahamic beta cuck 7 KB JPG Why live?
: Anonymous (ID: wWmvfBOD) - 03/21/21(Sun)11:44:17 No.312993561 >be me >Proud Hindu Chad >be you >Abrahamic beta cuck 7 KB JPG Why live?

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Big trouble in little China | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)02:13:02 No.62844049 >Go to the bathroom really quick >When I come back my dad is looking through my computer >Ask what he's doing >He says it's his right to see what I'm doing because I live under his 75 KB JPG roof >Can see him getting close to... that folder >Don't try to argue because I know it's only going to make things worse >I have pictures of me dressed in girl clothes and f------ my ass not well hidden >My dad is very conservative and has said he'll kick me out if I'm LGBT or an atheist >Waited in the living room for what seemed like an eternity >Dad finally comes in, a stern look on his face >Dad is an elderly Chinese man >hits me with his cane, knocks me to the ground and continues hitting me when I'm down >drops the cane act and produces his service revolver and presses it against my skull >can barely see anything with all the blood gushing down my face >forces me at gunpoint to beat him in MAHJONG or his triad underlings will banish me to the land of the Yi (where the barbarians live) for perpetuity I don't want to live anywhere but the beloved Middle Kingdom. Please help.
: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)02:13:02 No.62844049 >Go to the bathroom really quick >When I come back my dad is looking through my computer >Ask what he's doing >He says it's his right to see what I'm doing because I live under his 75 KB JPG roof >Can see him getting close to... that folder >Don't try to argue because I know it's only going to make things worse >I have pictures of me dressed in girl clothes and f------ my ass not well hidden >My dad is very conservative and has said he'll kick me out if I'm LGBT or an atheist >Waited in the living room for what seemed like an eternity >Dad finally comes in, a stern look on his face >Dad is an elderly Chinese man >hits me with his cane, knocks me to the ground and continues hitting me when I'm down >drops the cane act and produces his service revolver and presses it against my skull >can barely see anything with all the blood gushing down my face >forces me at gunpoint to beat him in MAHJONG or his triad underlings will banish me to the land of the Yi (where the barbarians live) for perpetuity I don't want to live anywhere but the beloved Middle Kingdom. Please help.

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Anon kind of made a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)15:53:06 No.850149027 >be me >lonely and bored >decide to download s----- wakie app to troll people pretending to be a girl >random girl joins me while I roast the s--- out of this Indian guy for 11 KB JPG looking like he has down Syndrom >we roast him together until he deletes his account lol >girl starts mentioning under other posts to troll some more retards >starting mentioning each other almost daily and trolling people >goes on for 3 month now >I know she's a guy and pic probably related, but he's the only thinking of me daily >did I make a friend?
: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)15:53:06 No.850149027 >be me >lonely and bored >decide to download s----- wakie app to troll people pretending to be a girl >random girl joins me while I roast the s--- out of this Indian guy for 11 KB JPG looking like he has down Syndrom >we roast him together until he deletes his account lol >girl starts mentioning under other posts to troll some more retards >starting mentioning each other almost daily and trolling people >goes on for 3 month now >I know she's a guy and pic probably related, but he's the only thinking of me daily >did I make a friend?

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Anon feels good | /r/Greentext

> be me > 20, suicidal, depressed > meet a cute black girl 9/10 > fall in love for first time, no longer depressed or suicidal > jungle fever to the max, f--- all the time, and when we're not it's 402 KB JPG great cuz we get along happyness.exe is booting up > after five of the best months of my life she moves back home, we break up > constant misery > stop going to gym cuz covid, start binge eating, gain 40lbs over the next 8 months > bad thoughts come back > "f--- this im tired of being this way" >i turn my life around, stop eating like s---, say f--- it and go back to gym, even start studying again > I'm going to write her a letter and let it go >21, life gets better, sometimes I still get sad but you have to make it better, I just want to feel good about life maybe someone will make the way she made me feel again
> be me > 20, suicidal, depressed > meet a cute black girl 9/10 > fall in love for first time, no longer depressed or suicidal > jungle fever to the max, f--- all the time, and when we're not it's 402 KB JPG great cuz we get along happyness.exe is booting up > after five of the best months of my life she moves back home, we break up > constant misery > stop going to gym cuz covid, start binge eating, gain 40lbs over the next 8 months > bad thoughts come back > "f--- this im tired of being this way" >i turn my life around, stop eating like s---, say f--- it and go back to gym, even start studying again > I'm going to write her a letter and let it go >21, life gets better, sometimes I still get sad but you have to make it better, I just want to feel good about life maybe someone will make the way she made me feel again

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Anon meets Joe Rogan | /r/Greentext

>be me >500lb tendie inhaler >about to eat a big greasy meal as per usual >suddenly feel the ground rumbling >dafuqisdis.png >before I have time to even react, PEPEROGAN 18 KB JPG my door is blown off it's f------ hinges >standing there is part elk-part Joe Rogan centaur >confuseddiamond.jpeg >he booms out with the voice of a god "Anon that's bad for your gut microbiome" >shoots the tendies out of my hand with a f------ bow and arrow >tell him he can't do this, he can't stop me from eating >suddenly 1000 joe rogan voices come together in unison >"a buddy of mine can stop you" >ground f------ trembles as he says the word buddy >ohshit.exe >I can now hear countless steps scurrying throughout my entire house >behind the walls is muffled coughing and mentions of the word DMT >centaur Rogan grabs me by the back of my head and throws me 10ft >crash into my dresser as a chorus of "OOOH HES HURT" picks up >try to get up, but the wall finally bursts open >out pours every type of Joe Rogan >black-shirt ufc rogans, leather jacket fear factor rogans, blaze orange hunter rogans, sweaty sauna rogans, countless others > they pin me down with inconceivable jiu jitsu holds >feel like my eyes are gonna burst from pressure >crying and pissing myself >isthishowidie.gif >centaur Rogan bends down and whispers in my ear >"shouldve had a healthier gut micro biome" >shoves weed gasmask bong in my face >immediately wake back up surrounded by my buddies >remember we were hitting DMT >"how was the trip anon" DMT is real /b/ros. Don't go to the land of 1000 Rogans, its not meant for mere mortals
>be me >500lb tendie inhaler >about to eat a big greasy meal as per usual >suddenly feel the ground rumbling >dafuqisdis.png >before I have time to even react, PEPEROGAN 18 KB JPG my door is blown off it's f------ hinges >standing there is part elk-part Joe Rogan centaur >confuseddiamond.jpeg >he booms out with the voice of a god "Anon that's bad for your gut microbiome" >shoots the tendies out of my hand with a f------ bow and arrow >tell him he can't do this, he can't stop me from eating >suddenly 1000 joe rogan voices come together in unison >"a buddy of mine can stop you" >ground f------ trembles as he says the word buddy >ohshit.exe >I can now hear countless steps scurrying throughout my entire house >behind the walls is muffled coughing and mentions of the word DMT >centaur Rogan grabs me by the back of my head and throws me 10ft >crash into my dresser as a chorus of "OOOH HES HURT" picks up >try to get up, but the wall finally bursts open >out pours every type of Joe Rogan >black-shirt ufc rogans, leather jacket fear factor rogans, blaze orange hunter rogans, sweaty sauna rogans, countless others > they pin me down with inconceivable jiu jitsu holds >feel like my eyes are gonna burst from pressure >crying and pissing myself >isthishowidie.gif >centaur Rogan bends down and whispers in my ear >"shouldve had a healthier gut micro biome" >shoves weed gasmask bong in my face >immediately wake back up surrounded by my buddies >remember we were hitting DMT >"how was the trip anon" DMT is real /b/ros. Don't go to the land of 1000 Rogans, its not meant for mere mortals

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anon says life is unfair | /r/Greentext

File: aspiegirl.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)14:53:19 No.62837832 [Reply] SBSK >Being born a woman and having Autism. >Have a dozen men waiting to inseminate you >Born a man with autism >Aspire to suicide Why is life so unfair anons? + 31 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: aspiegirl.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)14:53:19 No.62837832 [Reply] SBSK >Being born a woman and having Autism. >Have a dozen men waiting to inseminate you >Born a man with autism >Aspire to suicide Why is life so unfair anons? + 31 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon tries apple cider | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:11:13 No.850143794 >>850143260 (OP) # >be some f----- >self esteem size of an anthill 156 KB PNG >want bigger meat >see ad >buy and apply apple cider to meat >it works >amazed.jpg >idea.jpg >fill a bathtub with apple cider >submerge yourself in it >expand to at least two-hundred times your size 1887 April 1st, HUNG TITAN INCIDENT
: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:11:13 No.850143794 >>850143260 (OP) # >be some f----- >self esteem size of an anthill 156 KB PNG >want bigger meat >see ad >buy and apply apple cider to meat >it works >amazed.jpg >idea.jpg >fill a bathtub with apple cider >submerge yourself in it >expand to at least two-hundred times your size 1887 April 1st, HUNG TITAN INCIDENT

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Anon witnesses war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/13(Thu)19:11:53 No.513691304 I witnessed the most horrific Tard event. >Be in school >walking down crowded corridor 214 KB PNG >Spot tard holding sandwich >This tard is known for flipping out violently and a wrangler is nowhere to be seen. >Suddenly, amongst the crowd, someone bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich out his hand. >A slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is by his locker >ohgodno.avi >Like the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out noise that could bring down the walls of a fortress >He leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage >ohshitnigger.jpg >The tard sinks his teeth into this kid's upper thigh, but somehow still roaring >little did I know, thta the quiet kid was suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack >He flips his s--- and unleashes an epic 45-hit fist combo into the tards face >As the punches keep landing, the tard's face is slowly becoming mushier and redder >The tard increases his bite strengh and his growl grows louder >The quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but he doesn't cease his furious punching >Blood is beginning to be splattered about the hall from the tard's face >the bite mark is now flowing freely with blood as well >like lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard's forehead with one hand and right hooks him in the jaw with the other. >audiblecrack.mp3 >the tard flops off the kid and begins writing on the floor, smearing blood and saliva everywhere >the quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists, pukes and passes out (probably from the pain of the bite) >MFW he broke a tard's jaw to free himself >MFW the hallway looks like the f------ somme >MFW at least 10 kids had to have counselling after seeing this Also, Tard stories general.
Anonymous 10/31/13(Thu)19:11:53 No.513691304 I witnessed the most horrific Tard event. >Be in school >walking down crowded corridor 214 KB PNG >Spot tard holding sandwich >This tard is known for flipping out violently and a wrangler is nowhere to be seen. >Suddenly, amongst the crowd, someone bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich out his hand. >A slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is by his locker >ohgodno.avi >Like the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out noise that could bring down the walls of a fortress >He leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage >ohshitnigger.jpg >The tard sinks his teeth into this kid's upper thigh, but somehow still roaring >little did I know, thta the quiet kid was suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack >He flips his s--- and unleashes an epic 45-hit fist combo into the tards face >As the punches keep landing, the tard's face is slowly becoming mushier and redder >The tard increases his bite strengh and his growl grows louder >The quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but he doesn't cease his furious punching >Blood is beginning to be splattered about the hall from the tard's face >the bite mark is now flowing freely with blood as well >like lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard's forehead with one hand and right hooks him in the jaw with the other. >audiblecrack.mp3 >the tard flops off the kid and begins writing on the floor, smearing blood and saliva everywhere >the quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists, pukes and passes out (probably from the pain of the bite) >MFW he broke a tard's jaw to free himself >MFW the hallway looks like the f------ somme >MFW at least 10 kids had to have counselling after seeing this Also, Tard stories general.

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Take it from anon /b/ros it's not worth it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)01:07:26 No.4517231C >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad 169 KB JPG loosing his son There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)01:07:26 No.4517231C >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad 169 KB JPG loosing his son There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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