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File: Cat and dog png (167 KB, 296x300) Anonymous (ID: W7ikIM6K) 08/06/14(Wed)13:25:02 No.560918306 >Be living with myself and my two pets, a cat and a dog >Dog barks at everything and cat never gives a f--- about anything or anyone >Be asleep >Hear my dog barking >notagain.jpeg >He shuts up after 30 seconds >l try to fall asleep again >After two minutes my dog start barking again like crazy >l go down to tell him to shut up >When I get down there is a freaking burglar on the bookshelf >Ski mask and all >On the floor lies a gun >Beneath bookshelf is my dog barking and jumping up after him >On the couch sits my cat looking like he found my tuna stash >l call the police >They arrest the guy >I give my dog a sausage for being a good guard dog >A couple of days later a guy calls from the station >During the interrogation the burglar admitted that he broke into my house, kicked my cat and lured my dog into a closet >My dog jumped him two minutes later >The burglar didn't know my dog can open doors >He can't >My cat being "f--- everyone else"-king of the house can though >Taught himself so he can come and go as he please >My cat must had become p----- and released my dog so he could attack the burglar >MFW my cat is a d--- >MFW I added animal cruelty to the charges
File: Cat and dog png (167 KB, 296x300) Anonymous (ID: W7ikIM6K) 08/06/14(Wed)13:25:02 No.560918306 >Be living with myself and my two pets, a cat and a dog >Dog barks at everything and cat never gives a f--- about anything or anyone >Be asleep >Hear my dog barking >notagain.jpeg >He shuts up after 30 seconds >l try to fall asleep again >After two minutes my dog start barking again like crazy >l go down to tell him to shut up >When I get down there is a freaking burglar on the bookshelf >Ski mask and all >On the floor lies a gun >Beneath bookshelf is my dog barking and jumping up after him >On the couch sits my cat looking like he found my tuna stash >l call the police >They arrest the guy >I give my dog a sausage for being a good guard dog >A couple of days later a guy calls from the station >During the interrogation the burglar admitted that he broke into my house, kicked my cat and lured my dog into a closet >My dog jumped him two minutes later >The burglar didn't know my dog can open doors >He can't >My cat being "f--- everyone else"-king of the house can though >Taught himself so he can come and go as he please >My cat must had become p----- and released my dog so he could attack the burglar >MFW my cat is a d--- >MFW I added animal cruelty to the charges

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Imagine not understanding | /r/Greentext

File: Recieved_202103220548.png (13 KB, 632x475) Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:51:17 No.850207925 >>850209423 >>850209483 >>850209539 my girlfriend sent me this, what does it mean, something to do with her period? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:01 No.850207966 ► >850208300 Are you stupid it something? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:13 No.850207978 > >>850208300 its called art Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:53:01 No.850208027 >>850208300 How do you not understand Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:57:04 No.850208237 2>850208300 File: 37250874727852973456.jpg (10 KB, 236x230) >he doesn't know what it means Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:16:02 No.850209299 is it red stripes on white background or white stripes on red background? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:20:34 No.850209539 >>850207925 (OP) Means she's getting f----- by someone with a bigger d--- than you
File: Recieved_202103220548.png (13 KB, 632x475) Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:51:17 No.850207925 >>850209423 >>850209483 >>850209539 my girlfriend sent me this, what does it mean, something to do with her period? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:01 No.850207966 ► >850208300 Are you stupid it something? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:13 No.850207978 > >>850208300 its called art Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:53:01 No.850208027 >>850208300 How do you not understand Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:57:04 No.850208237 2>850208300 File: 37250874727852973456.jpg (10 KB, 236x230) >he doesn't know what it means Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:16:02 No.850209299 is it red stripes on white background or white stripes on red background? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:20:34 No.850209539 >>850207925 (OP) Means she's getting f----- by someone with a bigger d--- than you

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Anon is in a gang | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)12:17:43 No.850210784 ► File: AC21B3C4-DFEF-42AF-96B7-D...).jpg (30 KB, 550x550) what the f--- do i do? >be me >in a gang (not a huge one, mainly just minor felonies and s---) >one of my assignments is to steal a bunch of amazon packages from doorsteps >go with another guy, derek >wearing a mask and s--- to check for cameras which he will spray paint over >steal a few packages >ezpz, lots of electronics and some useless s---. good haul otherwise. > fast forward two days > get an envelope in my mailbox > weird since i have all my mail forward to my P.O. box >open it >it's a note telling me to call a number at 6:00 PM today >attached to the note are pictures of my family. >candid shots of them in the lounge and dining room > they live two hours away >ohfuckohshit.jpg >text my friend, ask W-- do i do >he tells me to not respond. get cops involved >obviously don't want to but >just as i'm thinking that i get a text >unknown number >completely different area code >i will never forget what it said >"if you don't respond, your mother will die in her sleep"
Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)12:17:43 No.850210784 ► File: AC21B3C4-DFEF-42AF-96B7-D...).jpg (30 KB, 550x550) what the f--- do i do? >be me >in a gang (not a huge one, mainly just minor felonies and s---) >one of my assignments is to steal a bunch of amazon packages from doorsteps >go with another guy, derek >wearing a mask and s--- to check for cameras which he will spray paint over >steal a few packages >ezpz, lots of electronics and some useless s---. good haul otherwise. > fast forward two days > get an envelope in my mailbox > weird since i have all my mail forward to my P.O. box >open it >it's a note telling me to call a number at 6:00 PM today >attached to the note are pictures of my family. >candid shots of them in the lounge and dining room > they live two hours away >ohfuckohshit.jpg >text my friend, ask W-- do i do >he tells me to not respond. get cops involved >obviously don't want to but >just as i'm thinking that i get a text >unknown number >completely different area code >i will never forget what it said >"if you don't respond, your mother will die in her sleep"

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Anon is new | /r/Greentext

>be me >be newfag >post s--- greentext how I did /b/? 43 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)23:03:26 No.850197679 >>850197573 (OP) # Horrible kys f----- 8 KB JPG
>be me >be newfag >post s--- greentext how I did /b/? 43 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)23:03:26 No.850197679 >>850197573 (OP) # Horrible kys f----- 8 KB JPG

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Anon gets a high five | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:25:01 No.850206367 >girl in front of me using her hand to block the sun from getting into her eye >me thinking she is trying to high five me >me and girl high five >she looks at me weird >mfw wheni realize
Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:25:01 No.850206367 >girl in front of me using her hand to block the sun from getting into her eye >me thinking she is trying to high five me >me and girl high five >she looks at me weird >mfw wheni realize

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Anon pisses himself | /r/Greentext

No.738861551 07/14/17(Fri)19:05:19 mcgrbr.gif GIF 1.9 MiB 290x162 I got a story about this >be 12 >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >lt's all the way on the other side of the school >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw
No.738861551 07/14/17(Fri)19:05:19 mcgrbr.gif GIF 1.9 MiB 290x162 I got a story about this >be 12 >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >lt's all the way on the other side of the school >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw

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Anon is chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Almost dated a Jewess 08/15/18(Wed)14:40:06 No.47525658 This might be kinda long >be me >be your typical lonely 20-year-old 4channer >never had a gf but have always wanted one to be happy >honestly has brought me to our r9k level of misogyny 40 KB JPG >finally this year in class got near some qt who likes anime and artsy s--- >we hit it off. first time for this happening to me with a girl >she even laughs at my /pol/ memes >end of semester just now and we've decided to share phone numbers to hang this summer and maybe see a Ghibli movie >"want to call it a 'date'?" >"sure," she giggles as she puts her number and name into my phone >her last name is "Sachs" >"wait, you're a Jew?" >"yeah" she laughs >"I don't know about this" and I leave Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 54 Replies / 11 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)16:33:58 No.47527943 >>47525658 (OP) # Congrats for staying a virgin with us
: Anonymous Almost dated a Jewess 08/15/18(Wed)14:40:06 No.47525658 This might be kinda long >be me >be your typical lonely 20-year-old 4channer >never had a gf but have always wanted one to be happy >honestly has brought me to our r9k level of misogyny 40 KB JPG >finally this year in class got near some qt who likes anime and artsy s--- >we hit it off. first time for this happening to me with a girl >she even laughs at my /pol/ memes >end of semester just now and we've decided to share phone numbers to hang this summer and maybe see a Ghibli movie >"want to call it a 'date'?" >"sure," she giggles as she puts her number and name into my phone >her last name is "Sachs" >"wait, you're a Jew?" >"yeah" she laughs >"I don't know about this" and I leave Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 54 Replies / 11 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)16:33:58 No.47527943 >>47525658 (OP) # Congrats for staying a virgin with us

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Anon is a detective? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/19(Sun)16:28:17 No.801798926 >be about 10 >watched a lot of crime shows >see blood on the floor in the bathroom >like a movie detective stuck my finger in the blood then put it in my 384 KB PNG mouth to taste >yep that's blood >fast forward to adulthood >realize it was almost certainly my mom's period blood >>801799213 #
: Anonymous 06/09/19(Sun)16:28:17 No.801798926 >be about 10 >watched a lot of crime shows >see blood on the floor in the bathroom >like a movie detective stuck my finger in the blood then put it in my 384 KB PNG mouth to taste >yep that's blood >fast forward to adulthood >realize it was almost certainly my mom's period blood >>801799213 #

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anon performs their civic duty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)15:31:11 No.850205024 stopped a r--- today lads >be me >3 hours ago or so >it's 1am >carry a small knife for protection (even though i'm 9 KB JPG a 6' poor looking ugly white guy) >walking through s----- neighbourhood >about another 20 mins from home >suddenly hear a woman scream >sound comes from an alley >quickly move to investigate. >looks like she's tripped over something and cut herself pretty bad >she says her phone has no reception >call her a taxi and keep walking home >don't r--- her i think i did pretty good bros, what do you think?
: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)15:31:11 No.850205024 stopped a r--- today lads >be me >3 hours ago or so >it's 1am >carry a small knife for protection (even though i'm 9 KB JPG a 6' poor looking ugly white guy) >walking through s----- neighbourhood >about another 20 mins from home >suddenly hear a woman scream >sound comes from an alley >quickly move to investigate. >looks like she's tripped over something and cut herself pretty bad >she says her phone has no reception >call her a taxi and keep walking home >don't r--- her i think i did pretty good bros, what do you think?

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anon has sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)18:01:18 No.23809290 >Be me >War Veteran >Sexing at girlfren >Neighborhood kids set off fireworks >BOOM >INCOMING!!! >Dive under bed >Throw on plate carrier and grab AR >Still not wearing pants or undies >Girlfriend tries calm be down >Not working >Starts giving b------ >Starts working >Realize that the sound of her gagging on d--- is the auditory opposite of rockets raining down from that m------------ ridgeline outside of FOB Shank >ВOOM >COME GET THE SMOKE TALI!!! >Mag dump on neighbor kids through window literally blowing my load while blowing my load >Smuggle phone into jail in my prison wallet so I can shitpost while awaiting trial
: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)18:01:18 No.23809290 >Be me >War Veteran >Sexing at girlfren >Neighborhood kids set off fireworks >BOOM >INCOMING!!! >Dive under bed >Throw on plate carrier and grab AR >Still not wearing pants or undies >Girlfriend tries calm be down >Not working >Starts giving b------ >Starts working >Realize that the sound of her gagging on d--- is the auditory opposite of rockets raining down from that m------------ ridgeline outside of FOB Shank >ВOOM >COME GET THE SMOKE TALI!!! >Mag dump on neighbor kids through window literally blowing my load while blowing my load >Smuggle phone into jail in my prison wallet so I can shitpost while awaiting trial

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/r9k/ ever so wholesome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)17:35:26 No.62854780 ► >62855750 >be me depressed and s--- feels good >go on this board >realize im doing better than you guys >thanks /r9k/ for boosting my self esteem
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)17:35:26 No.62854780 ► >62855750 >be me depressed and s--- feels good >go on this board >realize im doing better than you guys >thanks /r9k/ for boosting my self esteem

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Anon considers alternatives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)20:30:02 No.62856871 ► >62856907 >>62857084 >Use tinder for weeks >Literally 0 matches or likes >Hanging out with friends >decide to switch tinder to search for guys as well as a joke >get 63 likes in less than an hour >Briefly feel attractive and desirable Sh.. should I swallow the f-- pill? Pic unrelated
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)20:30:02 No.62856871 ► >62856907 >>62857084 >Use tinder for weeks >Literally 0 matches or likes >Hanging out with friends >decide to switch tinder to search for guys as well as a joke >get 63 likes in less than an hour >Briefly feel attractive and desirable Sh.. should I swallow the f-- pill? Pic unrelated

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Anon is massively confused | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: images.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) is this the real life Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:42:49 No.62847275 >have surgery on leg following workplace accident > they put me under general anesthesia first in order to prep me >wake up 1/2 hour later, get the feeling that I was just rambling on about something >ask my mom in the room what I was just saying >"you were talking about that demon slayer show you like" >realize that i had just described the plot to Demon Slayer out of nowhere while drugged >embarrassing because they don't know i watch anime but whatever >they take me to the operating room and put me under >wake up two hours later to a middle-aged nurse checking me over >get the feeling i was just saying something again >ask what i was talking about >"something about a demon slayer show" F--- >two days later >peek into mom's room to see if she needs anything >she's already on episode two did I ever really wake up
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: images.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) is this the real life Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)09:42:49 No.62847275 >have surgery on leg following workplace accident > they put me under general anesthesia first in order to prep me >wake up 1/2 hour later, get the feeling that I was just rambling on about something >ask my mom in the room what I was just saying >"you were talking about that demon slayer show you like" >realize that i had just described the plot to Demon Slayer out of nowhere while drugged >embarrassing because they don't know i watch anime but whatever >they take me to the operating room and put me under >wake up two hours later to a middle-aged nurse checking me over >get the feeling i was just saying something again >ask what i was talking about >"something about a demon slayer show" F--- >two days later >peek into mom's room to see if she needs anything >she's already on episode two did I ever really wake up

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Anon takes the 2x pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)19:10:33 No.62855991 ► >62856023 >>62856506 >>62856527 >>62856528 >>62856540 >watch all my youtube videos on 2x speed because I'm autistic and impatient for 5 years >everyone says I talk extremely fast now > I never stutter because talking at normal speed feels like talking at half speed for me, so I get more time to think about what I say Take the 2x pill
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)19:10:33 No.62855991 ► >62856023 >>62856506 >>62856527 >>62856528 >>62856540 >watch all my youtube videos on 2x speed because I'm autistic and impatient for 5 years >everyone says I talk extremely fast now > I never stutter because talking at normal speed feels like talking at half speed for me, so I get more time to think about what I say Take the 2x pill

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Anon plays TF2 | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican
O Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

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Anon has a bad day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)21:43:14 No.850171706 >wake up >check phone >accidently open camera >see face >day ruined anyone else know this feel?
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)21:43:14 No.850171706 >wake up >check phone >accidently open camera >see face >day ruined anyone else know this feel?

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Anon plays super smash bros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)21:33:59 No.850171125 >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because l'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)21:33:59 No.850171125 >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because l'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family

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Anonymous | 850189907 9 min. ago •.. Alright boys, here's a quick story about the time one of my dearest friends almost died >Be me, 17 >Play tf2 a lot >One day meet another guy, about 21 or so >We start calling an annoying kid a n----- in chat until he leaves >Laugh a lot then become friends >Didn't expect it to last as all tf2 friendships are casual >Thing keeps going, he messages me everyday and we eventually trade instagrams MOCHTON 127.0 kB JPG I know, f----- up right there 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES REPLY 8 min. ago ... Anonymous | 850189977 (continuation) >Turns out he is actually 22, reverse search pictures, no result, this guy seems legit >You can probably see where this is going >Everything goes fine for about a year or so, we talk a lot and become great friends >Tells me about how he got a trad gf and was planning on having kids and everythingi went well for him 61.3 kB JPG >He sent me some money at one point to help me fund my studies >At some point realize this guy is pretty rich >Ask him how he is so rich at such a young age >Reluctant, keep asking but dodges question >Tells me about how he likes to iron naked in front of the tv because f--- all >I remember that in particular because it made me laugh my ass off >Eventually go to Uni, guy wants to fund everything >l tell him that I really don't want free money, it makes me feel bad but I needed a roommate to help me pay for an apartment >Out of the blue offers himself >Not even surprised, that's the kind of s--- he does >Say: what the hell, ok, let's do it >Tell him about my apartment on friday >He comes on sunday, first time meeting in person >Open the door >The dude is 6.3, super fit, wearing a hawaiian shirt, shorts and with a huge smile on his face Anonymous | 850190055 7 min. ago ... >ANO000ON! SA >hug him, we had waited for the day we could m meet for years, never really could cause complications >Guy brings with him his iron >Immediately recall that I still don't know what he does for a job >Eventually gives in and tells me >He works as a hitman >A f------ hitman >Don't believe him at first 460.9 kB PNG >Shows me his computer, and photos he has in his phone for some reason >Beautiful house, illegal guns, 9/10 qtrt >This guy is f------ amazing >Help him unpack his things >At one point ask him about other hitmen >Tells me that actually, it's fairly common for hitmen to hunt eachother, some thing that has to do with competition, sometimes contracts and sometimes even revenge >Tells me they actually tried to kill him multiple times but he always came on top >Also tells me I might have to hide him because he believes a guy nicknamed "The ranger" is looking for him >Mfw >Ask him why he came here then >Tells me It was just a slight suspicion, plus he was well covered and he really wanted to meet me >Not a p---- and love risky things so I just answered with risky things >Fast forward a couple days >Just got out from school, >Three calls lost from friend >Call back, answers yelling >He found him >Hear gunshots through the call >Tells me he's having a shooting inside my apartment with this guy >Automatically connect to a smart tv that has the function of camera >See everything >Fat guy, about 40, behind a counter >See friend grab the iron >He just throws it at the fat guy >Hot, he was ironing, remember when he told me about his hobby, look down and see him naked >He is having a shootout naked inside my apartment >Iron lands on fat guy's leg burns the s--- out if him and sticks >Friend tells me not to worry >Twenty men had tried to kill him >Twenty men had made a slip >Twenty one would be the ranger with >The big iron on his hip >Pic related
Anonymous | 850189907 9 min. ago •.. Alright boys, here's a quick story about the time one of my dearest friends almost died >Be me, 17 >Play tf2 a lot >One day meet another guy, about 21 or so >We start calling an annoying kid a n----- in chat until he leaves >Laugh a lot then become friends >Didn't expect it to last as all tf2 friendships are casual >Thing keeps going, he messages me everyday and we eventually trade instagrams MOCHTON 127.0 kB JPG I know, f----- up right there 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES REPLY 8 min. ago ... Anonymous | 850189977 (continuation) >Turns out he is actually 22, reverse search pictures, no result, this guy seems legit >You can probably see where this is going >Everything goes fine for about a year or so, we talk a lot and become great friends >Tells me about how he got a trad gf and was planning on having kids and everythingi went well for him 61.3 kB JPG >He sent me some money at one point to help me fund my studies >At some point realize this guy is pretty rich >Ask him how he is so rich at such a young age >Reluctant, keep asking but dodges question >Tells me about how he likes to iron naked in front of the tv because f--- all >I remember that in particular because it made me laugh my ass off >Eventually go to Uni, guy wants to fund everything >l tell him that I really don't want free money, it makes me feel bad but I needed a roommate to help me pay for an apartment >Out of the blue offers himself >Not even surprised, that's the kind of s--- he does >Say: what the hell, ok, let's do it >Tell him about my apartment on friday >He comes on sunday, first time meeting in person >Open the door >The dude is 6.3, super fit, wearing a hawaiian shirt, shorts and with a huge smile on his face Anonymous | 850190055 7 min. ago ... >ANO000ON! SA >hug him, we had waited for the day we could m meet for years, never really could cause complications >Guy brings with him his iron >Immediately recall that I still don't know what he does for a job >Eventually gives in and tells me >He works as a hitman >A f------ hitman >Don't believe him at first 460.9 kB PNG >Shows me his computer, and photos he has in his phone for some reason >Beautiful house, illegal guns, 9/10 qtrt >This guy is f------ amazing >Help him unpack his things >At one point ask him about other hitmen >Tells me that actually, it's fairly common for hitmen to hunt eachother, some thing that has to do with competition, sometimes contracts and sometimes even revenge >Tells me they actually tried to kill him multiple times but he always came on top >Also tells me I might have to hide him because he believes a guy nicknamed "The ranger" is looking for him >Mfw >Ask him why he came here then >Tells me It was just a slight suspicion, plus he was well covered and he really wanted to meet me >Not a p---- and love risky things so I just answered with risky things >Fast forward a couple days >Just got out from school, >Three calls lost from friend >Call back, answers yelling >He found him >Hear gunshots through the call >Tells me he's having a shooting inside my apartment with this guy >Automatically connect to a smart tv that has the function of camera >See everything >Fat guy, about 40, behind a counter >See friend grab the iron >He just throws it at the fat guy >Hot, he was ironing, remember when he told me about his hobby, look down and see him naked >He is having a shootout naked inside my apartment >Iron lands on fat guy's leg burns the s--- out if him and sticks >Friend tells me not to worry >Twenty men had tried to kill him >Twenty men had made a slip >Twenty one would be the ranger with >The big iron on his hip >Pic related

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Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)08:46:33 No.62848347 [Reply] >>6284 >haha just improve guys Imao >cant afford a gym >can barely afford an apartment >college takes years >trades are painful and dangerous >socializing is impossible >artistic endeavors are a waste of time since they wont make you money >cant make my d--- bigger can l? + 40 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view.
Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)08:46:33 No.62848347 [Reply] >>6284 >haha just improve guys Imao >cant afford a gym >can barely afford an apartment >college takes years >trades are painful and dangerous >socializing is impossible >artistic endeavors are a waste of time since they wont make you money >cant make my d--- bigger can l? + 40 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view.

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