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Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)08:28:56 No.850295538 >be me >learning about Qing dynasty in history >actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing >learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate >"most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand >"what happened in Tiananmen Square?" >me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time >ofw

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)08:28:56 No.850295538 >be me >learning about Qing dynasty in history >actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing >learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate >"most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand >"what happened in Tiananmen Square?" >me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time >ofw

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: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)13:44:39 No.62849752 >>62849459 (OP)# >in high school >doing some group work on school computers >l have the computer >login requires full name >guy in my group notices my login and makes fun 14 KB JPG of my name >cute popular girl from one group over says him to stop >almost burst out crying there Even to this day that was the nicest thing a girl has done to me.

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)13:44:39 No.62849752 >>62849459 (OP)# >in high school >doing some group work on school computers >l have the computer >login requires full name >guy in my group notices my login and makes fun 14 KB JPG of my name >cute popular girl from one group over says him to stop >almost burst out crying there Even to this day that was the nicest thing a girl has done to me.

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Anon writes the greatest greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:11:42 No.850319291 >be me >wrote the greatest greentext known to 4chan kind >spent everyday writing it only taking break to sleep or grab delivered chicken nuggets >took years to finish it >goes to post it > "CAPTCHA expired try again" > lose all of it thinking about tomorrow for my funeral just while my body is stank cause of my BO and not cause I look like Prince philip

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:11:42 No.850319291 >be me >wrote the greatest greentext known to 4chan kind >spent everyday writing it only taking break to sleep or grab delivered chicken nuggets >took years to finish it >goes to post it > "CAPTCHA expired try again" > lose all of it thinking about tomorrow for my funeral just while my body is stank cause of my BO and not cause I look like Prince philip

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Anon joins a tribe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:35:16 No.62484247 >live alone and start to feel lonely >install vrchat and join some servers >all e-couples, whiney americans and furries >get really depressed cause it's all degen cliques 44 KB JPG >suddenly come across some other guys with monkey avatars >more people notice and start monkeying around >end up spending the night harassing e-couples with 4 other guys >leave not feeling so lonely 6 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)19:35:16 No.62484247 >live alone and start to feel lonely >install vrchat and join some servers >all e-couples, whiney americans and furries >get really depressed cause it's all degen cliques 44 KB JPG >suddenly come across some other guys with monkey avatars >more people notice and start monkeying around >end up spending the night harassing e-couples with 4 other guys >leave not feeling so lonely 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon feels invalidated | /r/Greentext

O I hate myself Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)21:22:29 No.9516852 > Be me > recent days feel like s--- > stressed from school projects and whatnot > feel like s--- > talks to parents about my days > "You think you got a problem?" > feelsbad.png > felt invalidated and unimportant > never talks anything personal to them > short time skip > parents noticed how I'm expressive towards my friends > parents ask me why I'm not open to them > extreme frustration

O I hate myself Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)21:22:29 No.9516852 > Be me > recent days feel like s--- > stressed from school projects and whatnot > feel like s--- > talks to parents about my days > "You think you got a problem?" > feelsbad.png > felt invalidated and unimportant > never talks anything personal to them > short time skip > parents noticed how I'm expressive towards my friends > parents ask me why I'm not open to them > extreme frustration

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Anon is from Indonesia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)21:17:24 No.850334970 >Be Indonesian >Mom tells me to do my weekly spider patrol >Start with kitchen >Take off AC panel on wall >Five spiders, burn them all >Go to living room, lift box TV with 401 KB PNG hollow bottom >Four spiders and a nest of baby spiders >Throw TV set out, being careful to not spill the spiders onto the floor >Bathroom next, check under the plunger >Female spider eating male spider alive >Flush them down the toilet >Check behind painting in parent's room >EIGHT spiders, three of them missing their heads >Throw the painting through the f------ window, I don't care anymore >Check below my bed >Four fully-grown spiders bigger than my outstretched hand >Check behind kitchen AC panel again 15 minutes later >Two new spiders F--- THIS I'M MOVING TO EUROPE

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)21:17:24 No.850334970 >Be Indonesian >Mom tells me to do my weekly spider patrol >Start with kitchen >Take off AC panel on wall >Five spiders, burn them all >Go to living room, lift box TV with 401 KB PNG hollow bottom >Four spiders and a nest of baby spiders >Throw TV set out, being careful to not spill the spiders onto the floor >Bathroom next, check under the plunger >Female spider eating male spider alive >Flush them down the toilet >Check behind painting in parent's room >EIGHT spiders, three of them missing their heads >Throw the painting through the f------ window, I don't care anymore >Check below my bed >Four fully-grown spiders bigger than my outstretched hand >Check behind kitchen AC panel again 15 minutes later >Two new spiders F--- THIS I'M MOVING TO EUROPE

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Cat gets disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

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Anon gets a summer job | /r/Greentext

O Wagie stories bread Anonymous (ID: Os/AVMCK) E 03/19/21(Fri)12:39:13 No. 12365629 [Reply] Can we have a wagie stories bread? Il start >Be me >be spring/summer 2019 >summer going into senior year of HS >get wagie job at some office space style cubicle farm with hundreds of cubicle slaves. >my job is to do cleaning and/or grunt s--- the old zombies couldn't be bothered to do >l scrub toilets and move dozens of 50 lbs boxes full of f------ documents up and down stairs. >l get paid f------ chump change, so I do chump work. >There is this storage room where old s--- and legal papers are stored in massive box shelves. > One day, I am sitting on an old bean bag chair sitting in the basement storage room. I'm ripping my Novo and browsing /pol/ and /b/ >I look over to my right and see a shelf full of old computers labeled "broken". >l crack one open to look at the s--- inside >there is a f------ GTX980 plugged into this work machine >l jewgle the model of the computer and it turns out, these are really f------ expensive work machines. >Next day I go back to the office with my screw drivers and "borrow" three GTX 980s. >Sell them on eBay for 2 thousand shekels. >quit next week to get ready for school >never work there again, I left state after I graduated highschool.

O Wagie stories bread Anonymous (ID: Os/AVMCK) E 03/19/21(Fri)12:39:13 No. 12365629 [Reply] Can we have a wagie stories bread? Il start >Be me >be spring/summer 2019 >summer going into senior year of HS >get wagie job at some office space style cubicle farm with hundreds of cubicle slaves. >my job is to do cleaning and/or grunt s--- the old zombies couldn't be bothered to do >l scrub toilets and move dozens of 50 lbs boxes full of f------ documents up and down stairs. >l get paid f------ chump change, so I do chump work. >There is this storage room where old s--- and legal papers are stored in massive box shelves. > One day, I am sitting on an old bean bag chair sitting in the basement storage room. I'm ripping my Novo and browsing /pol/ and /b/ >I look over to my right and see a shelf full of old computers labeled "broken". >l crack one open to look at the s--- inside >there is a f------ GTX980 plugged into this work machine >l jewgle the model of the computer and it turns out, these are really f------ expensive work machines. >Next day I go back to the office with my screw drivers and "borrow" three GTX 980s. >Sell them on eBay for 2 thousand shekels. >quit next week to get ready for school >never work there again, I left state after I graduated highschool.

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anon likes the sea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)22:30:01 No.62856870 why not take the sailorpill anon? >no women >no need to shower, the sea showers you >only eat nutritious sardines and drink water 192 KB JPG >get to sing shanties >get to be truly disconnected from modern day society. >no news to bother you just the smell of the sea and the wind blowing thru your hair and beard

: Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)22:30:01 No.62856870 why not take the sailorpill anon? >no women >no need to shower, the sea showers you >only eat nutritious sardines and drink water 192 KB JPG >get to sing shanties >get to be truly disconnected from modern day society. >no news to bother you just the smell of the sea and the wind blowing thru your hair and beard

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Anon gets his hopes up | /r/Greentext

>be me >18 >virgin >hates my look >hates my weight >lives at mums house 14 KB JPG >has no job due to the f------ lockdown >mums friend comes over >brings her daughter >mum and her friend leaves the house to go partying >we decide to have our own little party ourselves >takes beer out of fridge and plays music on our speaker >parties for a few hours >we have a genuine chat about life n s--- >orders her a pizza out of my savings >we finish pizza both drunk as f--- and listening to music >asks her for number >sorry im lesbian mfw

>be me >18 >virgin >hates my look >hates my weight >lives at mums house 14 KB JPG >has no job due to the f------ lockdown >mums friend comes over >brings her daughter >mum and her friend leaves the house to go partying >we decide to have our own little party ourselves >takes beer out of fridge and plays music on our speaker >parties for a few hours >we have a genuine chat about life n s--- >orders her a pizza out of my savings >we finish pizza both drunk as f--- and listening to music >asks her for number >sorry im lesbian mfw

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Anon is /fit/ | /r/Greentext

>be me >6 months ago >overweight, depressed, lives with parents >watch highlights on YouTube of a streamer 61 KB JPG called WingsOfRedemption >morbidly obese sad looser who lives with his grandma >wait a minute.png >watch videos of him whining about being 500lbs+ daily >get disgusted that I might someday be like that, get motivated to eat better and work out >work out and eat good for 6 months >not fat anymore Thanks fatass.

>be me >6 months ago >overweight, depressed, lives with parents >watch highlights on YouTube of a streamer 61 KB JPG called WingsOfRedemption >morbidly obese sad looser who lives with his grandma >wait a minute.png >watch videos of him whining about being 500lbs+ daily >get disgusted that I might someday be like that, get motivated to eat better and work out >work out and eat good for 6 months >not fat anymore Thanks fatass.

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Anons jihadist larping abilities improve quite a bit | /r/Greentext

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Anon misunderstood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)19:35:14 No.48765262 >at bar >about to leave because I'm pretty tired >guy comes up to me and says: "are you into Asian girls?" >Think it's a weird conversation 146 KB PNG starter so he's either a pimp or a weirdo, either way don't want to engage in conversation, just want to go home. >Blow him off by saying: "I'm leaving right now dude" >He says "ok" and goes up to a group of people including an Asian girl. >As I'm leaving see him talk to them and the girl starts looking upset >mfw realise the girl had sent her friend over to see if I was interested in her. He should have just said it instead of being vague, doesn't he know how autistic I am?

: Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)19:35:14 No.48765262 >at bar >about to leave because I'm pretty tired >guy comes up to me and says: "are you into Asian girls?" >Think it's a weird conversation 146 KB PNG starter so he's either a pimp or a weirdo, either way don't want to engage in conversation, just want to go home. >Blow him off by saying: "I'm leaving right now dude" >He says "ok" and goes up to a group of people including an Asian girl. >As I'm leaving see him talk to them and the girl starts looking upset >mfw realise the girl had sent her friend over to see if I was interested in her. He should have just said it instead of being vague, doesn't he know how autistic I am?

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Anon's dad might be racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/18(Sat)19:37:13 No.48422529 >stepdad called me a n----- again 45 KB JPG 14 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 09/29/18(Sat)19:37:13 No.48422529 >stepdad called me a n----- again 45 KB JPG 14 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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You can't come home again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon tries social interaction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)21:22:20 No.53807811 >Therapist tells me to make an effort to talk with my colleagues more >Say I'll try >Joking by the water machine (seriously) with one of them a few days later 103 KB PNG >Tell her she has the same name as one of my favourite pornstars >Got a message from HR saying they want to speak to me tomorrow morning Boys, just f--- this entire gay planet sometimes 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)21:22:20 No.53807811 >Therapist tells me to make an effort to talk with my colleagues more >Say I'll try >Joking by the water machine (seriously) with one of them a few days later 103 KB PNG >Tell her she has the same name as one of my favourite pornstars >Got a message from HR saying they want to speak to me tomorrow morning Boys, just f--- this entire gay planet sometimes 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Alpha male protects grandma | /r/Greentext

File: 1616232028222.gif (891 KB, 390x364) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)12:21:14 No.850307165 >>850307287 >>850308092 >visit grandma >drinking tea and eating biscuits >her phone rings >"hello" >"what security did you say?" >me grab the phone from her >say hello who is this in my manly voice >they hang up >alpha as f--- anyone else good at faking a deep voice? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)12:23:50 No.850307287 >>850308585 >>850309502 >>850309585 >>850309932 >>850307165 (OP) >"oh no, a little boy answered the phone instead of the old person, hang up!"

File: 1616232028222.gif (891 KB, 390x364) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)12:21:14 No.850307165 >>850307287 >>850308092 >visit grandma >drinking tea and eating biscuits >her phone rings >"hello" >"what security did you say?" >me grab the phone from her >say hello who is this in my manly voice >they hang up >alpha as f--- anyone else good at faking a deep voice? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)12:23:50 No.850307287 >>850308585 >>850309502 >>850309585 >>850309932 >>850307165 (OP) >"oh no, a little boy answered the phone instead of the old person, hang up!"

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anon feels pain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)16:24:04 No.850316656 [Reply] >>850318580 >be me >regularly go the local convenience store >cute cashier always greets me with a nice smile, asks me about my day, etc. >one day decide to ask her out >awkwardly says 'no' >oh ok >ffw following day >same cashier >not even a good morning >pain

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)16:24:04 No.850316656 [Reply] >>850318580 >be me >regularly go the local convenience store >cute cashier always greets me with a nice smile, asks me about my day, etc. >one day decide to ask her out >awkwardly says 'no' >oh ok >ffw following day >same cashier >not even a good morning >pain

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anon explains why Hitler was the original SJW | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: XMfB6nRj) Explain this to me /pol/ 11/13/15(Fri)16:33:20 No.55540877 >Has some autistic hair style to desperately look unique >Blames other races for his own personal failings and flaws >Wears racial pride insignia because he has nothing else to be proud of >Didn't have a good father to raise him with 177 KB JPG proper values >Wants to be a f------ artist of all things until a school rejects him >Goes into political activism instead, shrieking dumb ideas at losers like himself >Gets thrown in jail and writes a dumb whiny book with a retarded dramaqueen tier title >Starts censoring anyone who disagrees with his >Constant victimhood status, claiming everyone is out to stop him >Absolute control freak, telling people how to live their lives >Commits suicide like a little bitch when the real world is too tough for him Tell me /pol/, why do you like Adolf Hitler? This guy is literally the original Social Justice Warrior. >pic unrelated

: Anonymous (ID: XMfB6nRj) Explain this to me /pol/ 11/13/15(Fri)16:33:20 No.55540877 >Has some autistic hair style to desperately look unique >Blames other races for his own personal failings and flaws >Wears racial pride insignia because he has nothing else to be proud of >Didn't have a good father to raise him with 177 KB JPG proper values >Wants to be a f------ artist of all things until a school rejects him >Goes into political activism instead, shrieking dumb ideas at losers like himself >Gets thrown in jail and writes a dumb whiny book with a retarded dramaqueen tier title >Starts censoring anyone who disagrees with his >Constant victimhood status, claiming everyone is out to stop him >Absolute control freak, telling people how to live their lives >Commits suicide like a little bitch when the real world is too tough for him Tell me /pol/, why do you like Adolf Hitler? This guy is literally the original Social Justice Warrior. >pic unrelated

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Anon wants an iPhone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:42:45 No.80786396 >want latest iPhone >ask my parents for it >they say "no anon your last years iPhone is still fine" >ask them for a $60,000 loan 57 KB JPG >put it in a 91 day time deposit with a 1.75% interest rate >get my $60,000 back + $1050 interest 91 days later >buy the f------ phone w-- bros its so easy, i see no reason for anyone to suffer using an android 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:24:21 No.80786952 >>80786396 (OP) # But anon, 91 days later the iPhone you wanted to buy is no longer the latest, and the new one is $1250...

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:42:45 No.80786396 >want latest iPhone >ask my parents for it >they say "no anon your last years iPhone is still fine" >ask them for a $60,000 loan 57 KB JPG >put it in a 91 day time deposit with a 1.75% interest rate >get my $60,000 back + $1050 interest 91 days later >buy the f------ phone w-- bros its so easy, i see no reason for anyone to suffer using an android 10 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:24:21 No.80786952 >>80786396 (OP) # But anon, 91 days later the iPhone you wanted to buy is no longer the latest, and the new one is $1250...

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