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Anon is furry Artist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon thinks about swiss cheese | /r/Greentext

No. 850593310 27 minutes ago cheese w--.jfif.jpg JPG 10.4 KiB 309x163 >Swiss cheese has holes in it >the more cheese, the more holes >the more holes, the less cheese >the more cheese, the less cheese •..
No. 850593310 27 minutes ago cheese w--.jfif.jpg JPG 10.4 KiB 309x163 >Swiss cheese has holes in it >the more cheese, the more holes >the more holes, the less cheese >the more cheese, the less cheese •..

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Anon is an addict | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 minutes ago 850578119 >be me >be 16 >be massive hypochondriac >convince myself I have brain cancer >have anxiety attack lasting 3 days >go to doctor >they give me benzos >mfw
Anonymous 6 minutes ago 850578119 >be me >be 16 >be massive hypochondriac >convince myself I have brain cancer >have anxiety attack lasting 3 days >go to doctor >they give me benzos >mfw

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Anon talks to strangers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.
Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.

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Anon used Windows Vista | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21 (Fri)19:24:34 No.850598331 >be me >7th grade history class circa ading 2008 rep >history project presentation day >have my new Dell inspiron laptop Micrecoft loaded with windows vista with 59 KB JPG me >my turn to give presentation >hook laptop up to TV at front of class for my powerpoint >go to click on the folder that has my project in it >misclick >open hentai folder instead >windows photo viewer opens >SailorMoonTentacleGangBang.jpg >class gasps >fuckfuckfuck >try to close it >screen gets white tint >'Windows Photo Viewer is not responding' >image of sailor moon getting rekted by tentacles stuck on screen >hear girl in back of class start crying >slam laptop shut and run out of class To this day i hate Windows Vista. Go f--- yourself Bill Gates
: Anonymous 03/26/21 (Fri)19:24:34 No.850598331 >be me >7th grade history class circa ading 2008 rep >history project presentation day >have my new Dell inspiron laptop Micrecoft loaded with windows vista with 59 KB JPG me >my turn to give presentation >hook laptop up to TV at front of class for my powerpoint >go to click on the folder that has my project in it >misclick >open hentai folder instead >windows photo viewer opens >SailorMoonTentacleGangBang.jpg >class gasps >fuckfuckfuck >try to close it >screen gets white tint >'Windows Photo Viewer is not responding' >image of sailor moon getting rekted by tentacles stuck on screen >hear girl in back of class start crying >slam laptop shut and run out of class To this day i hate Windows Vista. Go f--- yourself Bill Gates

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Anon is no longer a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)14:29:51 No.62926997 >Be me >30 minutes ago >At the urologist >Get female urologist >Time comes for a doctor to inspect my c--- and balls >Female doctor isn't leaving 24 KB PNG >She tells me to lay on the bed >It's happening >She pulls my pants down >l feel every milliliter of blood in my body rapidly flow to my penis >My penis explodes >Blood is everywhere >The urologist is in shock >Her face is covered in blood >Mfw that blood came from my penis >Mfw something from my penis touched a girl >Later virgins
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)14:29:51 No.62926997 >Be me >30 minutes ago >At the urologist >Get female urologist >Time comes for a doctor to inspect my c--- and balls >Female doctor isn't leaving 24 KB PNG >She tells me to lay on the bed >It's happening >She pulls my pants down >l feel every milliliter of blood in my body rapidly flow to my penis >My penis explodes >Blood is everywhere >The urologist is in shock >Her face is covered in blood >Mfw that blood came from my penis >Mfw something from my penis touched a girl >Later virgins

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Anon is an enlightened being | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:51:18 No.850551337 why do you spend so much time with things that doesnt matter? >trannies problem that will go away in few years >blacks. Not my problem i live in white country >political corretness. Not my problem i will say what i want when i want 56 KB GIF >feminists.What can they do? Beat me?? >gay ppl, muslims, and others not my problem
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:51:18 No.850551337 why do you spend so much time with things that doesnt matter? >trannies problem that will go away in few years >blacks. Not my problem i live in white country >political corretness. Not my problem i will say what i want when i want 56 KB GIF >feminists.What can they do? Beat me?? >gay ppl, muslims, and others not my problem

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Anon is an autist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21(Wed) 14:43:04 No.62897044 Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, 279 KB PNG crowds of people about >l'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin
: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21(Wed) 14:43:04 No.62897044 Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, 279 KB PNG crowds of people about >l'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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A starfish is born | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gaping Poop Butthole 03/25/21(Thu)21:56:58 No.62916755 >21 year old university student, live in a one-bathroom house with twin sister (it's cheap and I'm autistic so I don't get along well with roommates) >5am, major diarrhea time, I sprint 7 KB PNG to bathroom >stormy outside, window is open >I let loose a torrent of hot painful diarrhea >the door swings wide open because of pressure exchange or some s--- from open window during storm >I close door and try to lock it >Doesn't help >Bathroom is right next to sister's bed, poorly- insulated house >Have to hold door closed >I get up while holding the doorknob to try to close the window, have to kind of bend over awkwardly to do so >Sister walks in and sees me stretched out in the bathroom with a gaping poopy butthole I don't know how to apologize for this.
: Anonymous Gaping Poop Butthole 03/25/21(Thu)21:56:58 No.62916755 >21 year old university student, live in a one-bathroom house with twin sister (it's cheap and I'm autistic so I don't get along well with roommates) >5am, major diarrhea time, I sprint 7 KB PNG to bathroom >stormy outside, window is open >I let loose a torrent of hot painful diarrhea >the door swings wide open because of pressure exchange or some s--- from open window during storm >I close door and try to lock it >Doesn't help >Bathroom is right next to sister's bed, poorly- insulated house >Have to hold door closed >I get up while holding the doorknob to try to close the window, have to kind of bend over awkwardly to do so >Sister walks in and sees me stretched out in the bathroom with a gaping poopy butthole I don't know how to apologize for this.

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

File: RetardedPig.jpg (81 KB, 574x700) U Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)11:16:43 No.850564387 >unhealthy >ugly >will eat literally anything >squeals sound worse that nails on a chalkboard >smell like s--- >dirty animals all around So tell me anon, why haven't you taken the halal pill?
File: RetardedPig.jpg (81 KB, 574x700) U Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)11:16:43 No.850564387 >unhealthy >ugly >will eat literally anything >squeals sound worse that nails on a chalkboard >smell like s--- >dirty animals all around So tell me anon, why haven't you taken the halal pill?

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Anon created monster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it

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/b/ is the worst | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)18:12:00 No.62910290 >go on some discord and find people talking about 4chan >some retards starts saying that /b/ is the best board 14 KB JPG >all say its the best board of all time >try and say its the worst one >all of them say im wrong >all brag about going on 4chan regularly i dont get it whats the joy in bragging about going on 4chan, is it just something that normies do a lot?
: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)18:12:00 No.62910290 >go on some discord and find people talking about 4chan >some retards starts saying that /b/ is the best board 14 KB JPG >all say its the best board of all time >try and say its the worst one >all of them say im wrong >all brag about going on 4chan regularly i dont get it whats the joy in bragging about going on 4chan, is it just something that normies do a lot?

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Anon averts crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:29:51 No.46182766 >Be me First time on tinder >match with two grils instantly >stacy texts first >w-- >She lives less than a mile >Panic.jpg >Delete the app 156 KB JPG >Mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:31:36 No.46182794 She liked you, you mental f------ retard.
: Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:29:51 No.46182766 >Be me First time on tinder >match with two grils instantly >stacy texts first >w-- >She lives less than a mile >Panic.jpg >Delete the app 156 KB JPG >Mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/18(Sun)18:31:36 No.46182794 She liked you, you mental f------ retard.

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Anon gets a hooker | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Virgin >Buy a 1 hour appointment with a h----- >Blow my load while she is applying the lube 11 KB PNG
>Be me >Virgin >Buy a 1 hour appointment with a h----- >Blow my load while she is applying the lube 11 KB PNG

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Anon has a unique name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman
: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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Anon gets some trees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n4bWTe/1)[ 07/27/18(Fri)12:34:29 No.180247066 >Be American in 1800's >Don't know jack s--- about trees except they're good and pretty and s--- >Ask the Aussies to supply some of their trees to plant in California to make it look pretty 91 KB JPG >They send Eucalyptus trees with gusto >Fast forward to today >Eucalyptus trees are finally maturing, which finally allows them to germinate >They do this by spontaneously exploding into fire when the heat reaches a certain point >Exponential increase of forest fires in California >... >The Australians sent a shitpost to the US 200+ years in the making
: Anonymous (ID: n4bWTe/1)[ 07/27/18(Fri)12:34:29 No.180247066 >Be American in 1800's >Don't know jack s--- about trees except they're good and pretty and s--- >Ask the Aussies to supply some of their trees to plant in California to make it look pretty 91 KB JPG >They send Eucalyptus trees with gusto >Fast forward to today >Eucalyptus trees are finally maturing, which finally allows them to germinate >They do this by spontaneously exploding into fire when the heat reaches a certain point >Exponential increase of forest fires in California >... >The Australians sent a shitpost to the US 200+ years in the making

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)17:19:22 No.62913429 >How dare you judge a woman based on her PAST >lt's not like it's shaped her into what she is NOW or has any influence on what she may do in the FUTURE! 55 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)17:30:17 No.62913552 >What the F--- do you mean you have STANDARDS?! >You're a f------ INCEL! 20 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)17:19:22 No.62913429 >How dare you judge a woman based on her PAST >lt's not like it's shaped her into what she is NOW or has any influence on what she may do in the FUTURE! 55 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)17:30:17 No.62913552 >What the F--- do you mean you have STANDARDS?! >You're a f------ INCEL! 20 KB PNG

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Anon was born in a small town | /r/Greentext

File: biz (9).jpg (75 KB, 482x427) O Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)20:48:07 No.850520193 [Reply] >>850521962 >>850522147 >didnt grow up in LA >didnt grow up in miami >didnt grow up in broward >didnt grow up in DFW >didnt grow up in houston >didnt grow up in nyc >didnt grow up in chicago >didnt grow up in las vegas >didnt grow up tokyo >didnt even grow up an hour outside of this s--- what the f--- is the point. i was born in a small town. life is f------ over. it was over before it even started. an entire f------ life lost to a f------ cold frozen mountain.
File: biz (9).jpg (75 KB, 482x427) O Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)20:48:07 No.850520193 [Reply] >>850521962 >>850522147 >didnt grow up in LA >didnt grow up in miami >didnt grow up in broward >didnt grow up in DFW >didnt grow up in houston >didnt grow up in nyc >didnt grow up in chicago >didnt grow up in las vegas >didnt grow up tokyo >didnt even grow up an hour outside of this s--- what the f--- is the point. i was born in a small town. life is f------ over. it was over before it even started. an entire f------ life lost to a f------ cold frozen mountain.

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:14:04 No.62922021 SORRY FOR GREENTEXTING >be me >depressed, hopeless incel at 23 >get close to a girl online >we are compatible and hit it off well 211 KB JPG >she asks to be my girlfriend >most exciting moment in my life, even though she lives in another continent >things go fine >l do my best to handle her mental instability, lack of self awareness and lack of empathy >we meet up >great time >we cant meet up anymore due to travel restrictions >she ghosts me, cheats on me, leaves me >it's very hard but I manage to recover emotionally >all the while she's getting f----- by someone else >months later she says she loves me and regrets leaving >mfw I have to literally choose between being with her and being alone for the rest of my life >pic related.
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:14:04 No.62922021 SORRY FOR GREENTEXTING >be me >depressed, hopeless incel at 23 >get close to a girl online >we are compatible and hit it off well 211 KB JPG >she asks to be my girlfriend >most exciting moment in my life, even though she lives in another continent >things go fine >l do my best to handle her mental instability, lack of self awareness and lack of empathy >we meet up >great time >we cant meet up anymore due to travel restrictions >she ghosts me, cheats on me, leaves me >it's very hard but I manage to recover emotionally >all the while she's getting f----- by someone else >months later she says she loves me and regrets leaving >mfw I have to literally choose between being with her and being alone for the rest of my life >pic related.

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Anon posts distorted image | /r/Greentext

File: digg-wannabe.jpg (81 KB, 669x594) Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)06:58:18 No.850522994 [Reply] >>850539880 >>850540137 >Be me >Be redditfag I really hate the community but stuff like r/awww, r/getmotivated and r/t------ keep me going with life
File: digg-wannabe.jpg (81 KB, 669x594) Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)06:58:18 No.850522994 [Reply] >>850539880 >>850540137 >Be me >Be redditfag I really hate the community but stuff like r/awww, r/getmotivated and r/t------ keep me going with life

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