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: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/ 49 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/ 49 KB PNG

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)07:11:37 No.62934672 >Step one: Break into the Pro Bass Mecca >Step two: Fortify the place >Step three: Hoist our flag on top >Step four: Use the Hard Rock Cafe on top as a sniper tower >Step five: Wait for the feds to 29 KB JPG arrive >Step six: fight a 2 week long siege and win due to the fact we put live fish in the artificial ponds and used them as food >Step seven: We win and are able to declare ourselves as a independent nation
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)07:11:37 No.62934672 >Step one: Break into the Pro Bass Mecca >Step two: Fortify the place >Step three: Hoist our flag on top >Step four: Use the Hard Rock Cafe on top as a sniper tower >Step five: Wait for the feds to 29 KB JPG arrive >Step six: fight a 2 week long siege and win due to the fact we put live fish in the artificial ponds and used them as food >Step seven: We win and are able to declare ourselves as a independent nation

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Anon wants to play a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon works at Bosnia | /r/Greentext

File: D4EAE299-CC39-44F8-BD9B-4(...).jpg (11 KB, 281x281) O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)06:27:38 No.850553880 [Reply] >be me >from south korea >get a job in Bosnia for a few years >country is poor, but beautiful >most people are nice >best food ever >only white people tho >whenever i tell someone im from korea 50% of them ask me how i escaped + 18 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)07:57:16 No.850557330 File: jusuf-nurkic-return-trail(.). jpg (115 KB, 1600x900) >>850557169 looks pretty damn white to me
File: D4EAE299-CC39-44F8-BD9B-4(...).jpg (11 KB, 281x281) O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)06:27:38 No.850553880 [Reply] >be me >from south korea >get a job in Bosnia for a few years >country is poor, but beautiful >most people are nice >best food ever >only white people tho >whenever i tell someone im from korea 50% of them ask me how i escaped + 18 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)07:57:16 No.850557330 File: jusuf-nurkic-return-trail(.). jpg (115 KB, 1600x900) >>850557169 looks pretty damn white to me

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Anon get rejected and other anon gave an advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)06:06:20 No.23827313 Finally gained the confidence to ask out the cute girl at the bank and she said no 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)10:47:19 No.23829006 Go back tomorrow and say >l know you said no, but after thinking about it I realized you made a huge mistake >l'm willing to forgive you if you go out with me 128 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)06:06:20 No.23827313 Finally gained the confidence to ask out the cute girl at the bank and she said no 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)10:47:19 No.23829006 Go back tomorrow and say >l know you said no, but after thinking about it I realized you made a huge mistake >l'm willing to forgive you if you go out with me 128 KB JPG

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Anon is a redditfag | /r/Greentext

File: pepesad png (11 KB, 194x259) O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:41:33 No.850556745 >be me >redditfag >go on rigreentext "what is 4chan?" >go on 4chan /b/ >what the f--- is this website >mental breakdown >how did i end up here O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:44:18 No.850556855 File: bouncing_reddit gif (454 KB, 384x400) >>850556745 (OP) Go back
File: pepesad png (11 KB, 194x259) O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:41:33 No.850556745 >be me >redditfag >go on rigreentext "what is 4chan?" >go on 4chan /b/ >what the f--- is this website >mental breakdown >how did i end up here O Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:44:18 No.850556855 File: bouncing_reddit gif (454 KB, 384x400) >>850556745 (OP) Go back

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Anon is a robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)23:47:04 No.62918454 >walking down the street walking to wagecuck job >probably about 5 minutes away >looked up from my phone and saw a 10/10 muslim girl, holy f--- i havent seen someone this pretty in a very long time >ask her if she wants to get a drink after 9 KB JPG work >"sorry i dont drink, im muslim" i f------ knew this too, why am i like this?
: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)23:47:04 No.62918454 >walking down the street walking to wagecuck job >probably about 5 minutes away >looked up from my phone and saw a 10/10 muslim girl, holy f--- i havent seen someone this pretty in a very long time >ask her if she wants to get a drink after 9 KB JPG work >"sorry i dont drink, im muslim" i f------ knew this too, why am i like this?

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Anon likes chocolate milk | /r/Greentext

me.jpg 92 KB JPG >drink chocolate milk >explosive diarrhoea til the wee hours of the morning >wake up next day >drink more chocolate milk "medically diagnosed lactose intolerance" is p-----speak for "can't handle the world God graced you with"
me.jpg 92 KB JPG >drink chocolate milk >explosive diarrhoea til the wee hours of the morning >wake up next day >drink more chocolate milk "medically diagnosed lactose intolerance" is p-----speak for "can't handle the world God graced you with"

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Anon is a smart retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5LNU3RNK ) 06/22/19(Sat)10:34:49 No.217104587 >>217101455 (OP) # >neighbor puts house up for sale >grow out grass and throw trash on the lawn >buy a s----- car, leave it on blocks in the driveway 81 KB JPG >buy neighbor's house for a steal >cut grass, clean up trash, scrap car >sell neighbor's house >mfw 40% profit
: Anonymous (ID: 5LNU3RNK ) 06/22/19(Sat)10:34:49 No.217104587 >>217101455 (OP) # >neighbor puts house up for sale >grow out grass and throw trash on the lawn >buy a s----- car, leave it on blocks in the driveway 81 KB JPG >buy neighbor's house for a steal >cut grass, clean up trash, scrap car >sell neighbor's house >mfw 40% profit

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Plagiarism is Great | /r/Greentext

File: Screen Shot 2021-03-26 at(...).png (75 KB, 176x286) Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:19:09 No.850578047 ► >>Be you. >>Stupid Plagiarizer. >"The dog goes woof, the cat meows" >That's the sentence you plagiarized. »Smarty pants Professor google searched it. >>finds exact sentence. >>time for a whipping. >You will 100% get an F on the assignment. >You might even get suspended or expelled! >>Life goes on. >Graduate from college working as... >Doctor, Lawyer, Banker, Engineer etc. >Everyday you Plagiarize. >>Life saving techniques, Trading Algorithms, stack overflow code.. >Big PayDay, everyone loves you, you make millions. These f------ Professors only gave a rat's ass for one reason: Defending themselves. If it was fine to plagiarize how would they be able to charge you 200$ per textbook!? How would Mr. Professor validate themselves if profA and profB weren't forced to site them every time they so much as sniffer Mr. Professors idea/paper Guess what professors: plagiarism is f------ great. The worst thing that happens in the real world is you get a fine The best thing that happens is you save/improve lives and make millions Moral of the story: f--- self centered asshats who try to "own" sentences or ideas.
File: Screen Shot 2021-03-26 at(...).png (75 KB, 176x286) Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:19:09 No.850578047 ► >>Be you. >>Stupid Plagiarizer. >"The dog goes woof, the cat meows" >That's the sentence you plagiarized. »Smarty pants Professor google searched it. >>finds exact sentence. >>time for a whipping. >You will 100% get an F on the assignment. >You might even get suspended or expelled! >>Life goes on. >Graduate from college working as... >Doctor, Lawyer, Banker, Engineer etc. >Everyday you Plagiarize. >>Life saving techniques, Trading Algorithms, stack overflow code.. >Big PayDay, everyone loves you, you make millions. These f------ Professors only gave a rat's ass for one reason: Defending themselves. If it was fine to plagiarize how would they be able to charge you 200$ per textbook!? How would Mr. Professor validate themselves if profA and profB weren't forced to site them every time they so much as sniffer Mr. Professors idea/paper Guess what professors: plagiarism is f------ great. The worst thing that happens in the real world is you get a fine The best thing that happens is you save/improve lives and make millions Moral of the story: f--- self centered asshats who try to "own" sentences or ideas.

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anon was constipated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)19:40:46 No.850496015 ► >>850496787 >>850496887 >>850496950 >>850497255 >>850497293 >>85 >>850495521 (OP) I once sharted while f------ my gf in highschool It was a silent shart, but there was s--- all over my a------ leaking out onto the bed we were on. >Im f------ her, giving nervous glances behind my back every chance I get. >Each time I look back there is more s--- smeared all over her bed. >l am unsure of how to get out of this situation >Just keep f------ her >coom deep in c--- >lay back after I am done, covering all of my shart debris from her eyes >while simultaneously covering my self in s--- >we cuddle >She eventually gets up to go to the bathroom >NOWS MY CHANCE >rip off the top blanket, thankfully the one that took all the damage >clean my a------ with it >clean my s--- covered back with it >throw it out the f------ 2nd story window >act like nothing every happened 10 years later were married and she still has no idea. We even have the same blanket(it cleaned up surprisingly well)
Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)19:40:46 No.850496015 ► >>850496787 >>850496887 >>850496950 >>850497255 >>850497293 >>85 >>850495521 (OP) I once sharted while f------ my gf in highschool It was a silent shart, but there was s--- all over my a------ leaking out onto the bed we were on. >Im f------ her, giving nervous glances behind my back every chance I get. >Each time I look back there is more s--- smeared all over her bed. >l am unsure of how to get out of this situation >Just keep f------ her >coom deep in c--- >lay back after I am done, covering all of my shart debris from her eyes >while simultaneously covering my self in s--- >we cuddle >She eventually gets up to go to the bathroom >NOWS MY CHANCE >rip off the top blanket, thankfully the one that took all the damage >clean my a------ with it >clean my s--- covered back with it >throw it out the f------ 2nd story window >act like nothing every happened 10 years later were married and she still has no idea. We even have the same blanket(it cleaned up surprisingly well)

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anon is a criminal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/19(Tue)15:20:42 No.815935798 >be me >commit jaywalking several times >commit online piracy more times than I can count >never been caught fear me mortals, your laws do not shackle me 84 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/10/19(Tue)15:20:42 No.815935798 >be me >commit jaywalking several times >commit online piracy more times than I can count >never been caught fear me mortals, your laws do not shackle me 84 KB JPG

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Anon is furry Artist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon thinks about swiss cheese | /r/Greentext

No. 850593310 27 minutes ago cheese w--.jfif.jpg JPG 10.4 KiB 309x163 >Swiss cheese has holes in it >the more cheese, the more holes >the more holes, the less cheese >the more cheese, the less cheese •..
No. 850593310 27 minutes ago cheese w--.jfif.jpg JPG 10.4 KiB 309x163 >Swiss cheese has holes in it >the more cheese, the more holes >the more holes, the less cheese >the more cheese, the less cheese •..

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Anon is an addict | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 minutes ago 850578119 >be me >be 16 >be massive hypochondriac >convince myself I have brain cancer >have anxiety attack lasting 3 days >go to doctor >they give me benzos >mfw
Anonymous 6 minutes ago 850578119 >be me >be 16 >be massive hypochondriac >convince myself I have brain cancer >have anxiety attack lasting 3 days >go to doctor >they give me benzos >mfw

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Anon talks to strangers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.
Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.

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Anon used Windows Vista | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21 (Fri)19:24:34 No.850598331 >be me >7th grade history class circa ading 2008 rep >history project presentation day >have my new Dell inspiron laptop Micrecoft loaded with windows vista with 59 KB JPG me >my turn to give presentation >hook laptop up to TV at front of class for my powerpoint >go to click on the folder that has my project in it >misclick >open hentai folder instead >windows photo viewer opens >SailorMoonTentacleGangBang.jpg >class gasps >fuckfuckfuck >try to close it >screen gets white tint >'Windows Photo Viewer is not responding' >image of sailor moon getting rekted by tentacles stuck on screen >hear girl in back of class start crying >slam laptop shut and run out of class To this day i hate Windows Vista. Go f--- yourself Bill Gates
: Anonymous 03/26/21 (Fri)19:24:34 No.850598331 >be me >7th grade history class circa ading 2008 rep >history project presentation day >have my new Dell inspiron laptop Micrecoft loaded with windows vista with 59 KB JPG me >my turn to give presentation >hook laptop up to TV at front of class for my powerpoint >go to click on the folder that has my project in it >misclick >open hentai folder instead >windows photo viewer opens >SailorMoonTentacleGangBang.jpg >class gasps >fuckfuckfuck >try to close it >screen gets white tint >'Windows Photo Viewer is not responding' >image of sailor moon getting rekted by tentacles stuck on screen >hear girl in back of class start crying >slam laptop shut and run out of class To this day i hate Windows Vista. Go f--- yourself Bill Gates

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Anon is no longer a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)14:29:51 No.62926997 >Be me >30 minutes ago >At the urologist >Get female urologist >Time comes for a doctor to inspect my c--- and balls >Female doctor isn't leaving 24 KB PNG >She tells me to lay on the bed >It's happening >She pulls my pants down >l feel every milliliter of blood in my body rapidly flow to my penis >My penis explodes >Blood is everywhere >The urologist is in shock >Her face is covered in blood >Mfw that blood came from my penis >Mfw something from my penis touched a girl >Later virgins
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)14:29:51 No.62926997 >Be me >30 minutes ago >At the urologist >Get female urologist >Time comes for a doctor to inspect my c--- and balls >Female doctor isn't leaving 24 KB PNG >She tells me to lay on the bed >It's happening >She pulls my pants down >l feel every milliliter of blood in my body rapidly flow to my penis >My penis explodes >Blood is everywhere >The urologist is in shock >Her face is covered in blood >Mfw that blood came from my penis >Mfw something from my penis touched a girl >Later virgins

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Anon is an enlightened being | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:51:18 No.850551337 why do you spend so much time with things that doesnt matter? >trannies problem that will go away in few years >blacks. Not my problem i live in white country >political corretness. Not my problem i will say what i want when i want 56 KB GIF >feminists.What can they do? Beat me?? >gay ppl, muslims, and others not my problem
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)15:51:18 No.850551337 why do you spend so much time with things that doesnt matter? >trannies problem that will go away in few years >blacks. Not my problem i live in white country >political corretness. Not my problem i will say what i want when i want 56 KB GIF >feminists.What can they do? Beat me?? >gay ppl, muslims, and others not my problem

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