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Anon pays for feet pics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG

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anon is just a normal guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)14:27 01 No.62983925 File: StonedYoshi.png (614 KB, 398x656) YOSHI >Be 16 >Wake up in psych ward >No memories >No idea why I'm here >No idea who I am >Get f----- up on precription drugs >Leave after 3 months >2 years later stop the meds, finally not a drooling retard anymore >Nobody told why all this s--- happened to me, don't even want to know desu >Get new friends and a cozy job I like >Get my own place >Be me today >Find my old computer in the basement >Decide to restore backup to know more about my past self >Multiple pictures of severed hands, some in bathtubs, some in sealed plastic containers. >Somehow feels familiar >Don't even have the guts to reverse image search >Destroy evidence
Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)14:27 01 No.62983925 File: StonedYoshi.png (614 KB, 398x656) YOSHI >Be 16 >Wake up in psych ward >No memories >No idea why I'm here >No idea who I am >Get f----- up on precription drugs >Leave after 3 months >2 years later stop the meds, finally not a drooling retard anymore >Nobody told why all this s--- happened to me, don't even want to know desu >Get new friends and a cozy job I like >Get my own place >Be me today >Find my old computer in the basement >Decide to restore backup to know more about my past self >Multiple pictures of severed hands, some in bathtubs, some in sealed plastic containers. >Somehow feels familiar >Don't even have the guts to reverse image search >Destroy evidence

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Anon has long hair | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.62986741 >be 10 year old me >Have long hair >Constantly touch it and style it because OCD >Walk home from gym class >Walk pass the front gate of an old ass auto repair shop >Move my hair to keep it out of 116 KB JPG my face >Remember some autistic funny thing and laugh to myself >Trip on some garbage on the ground and do a little skip >Look into the auto repair shop >some old ass dirty boomer mechanic just sitting there drinking soda >Make eye contact while skipping, smiling and curling my hair >"...F--!" >Mfw
E Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.62986741 >be 10 year old me >Have long hair >Constantly touch it and style it because OCD >Walk home from gym class >Walk pass the front gate of an old ass auto repair shop >Move my hair to keep it out of 116 KB JPG my face >Remember some autistic funny thing and laugh to myself >Trip on some garbage on the ground and do a little skip >Look into the auto repair shop >some old ass dirty boomer mechanic just sitting there drinking soda >Make eye contact while skipping, smiling and curling my hair >"...F--!" >Mfw

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Anon developed a strategy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)01:10:46 No.62986913 >be uber driver >to anxious to talk to people >part Italian but have been in Canada my whole life >people get in my car, proceed to ask me s--- 8 KB JPG "ciao me no speak much english" >terrible Italian accent >I don't have to talk to anyone the whole time >every time the rare question comes up I just reply in broken english 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)01:10:46 No.62986913 >be uber driver >to anxious to talk to people >part Italian but have been in Canada my whole life >people get in my car, proceed to ask me s--- 8 KB JPG "ciao me no speak much english" >terrible Italian accent >I don't have to talk to anyone the whole time >every time the rare question comes up I just reply in broken english 6 Replies View Thread

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anon doesn't go all the way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW
: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW

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Anon sticks it to the big corporations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:59:44 No.62977317 >make childish drawings and thank you notes to various companies >send them in the mail to make it feel authentic >they post them on social media thinking it was done by a child 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:59:44 No.62977317 >make childish drawings and thank you notes to various companies >send them in the mail to make it feel authentic >they post them on social media thinking it was done by a child 41 KB JPG

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Anon helps a stranger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)19:32:27 No.62987185 I was just thinking about something that happened on christmas eve that I haven't told Please be patient I'm doing my best anyone: >about 10pm >coming back from comfy winter night walk >notice homeless woman that 482 KB PNG was there when I went by 2 hours ago is still there >get back home >grab a blanket, a scarf, some food and water, head back out >go to her >hand her the stuff >sit down >ask what has her out here in the cold >tells me about how she lost her job due to the coof and is begging to get bus fare to get to a shelter downtown >give her one of my bus tokens >she starts crying and thanks me >wait for the bus to come >wish her a good night >go home >spend my night warm and comfy while I shitpost and play vidya
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)19:32:27 No.62987185 I was just thinking about something that happened on christmas eve that I haven't told Please be patient I'm doing my best anyone: >about 10pm >coming back from comfy winter night walk >notice homeless woman that 482 KB PNG was there when I went by 2 hours ago is still there >get back home >grab a blanket, a scarf, some food and water, head back out >go to her >hand her the stuff >sit down >ask what has her out here in the cold >tells me about how she lost her job due to the coof and is begging to get bus fare to get to a shelter downtown >give her one of my bus tokens >she starts crying and thanks me >wait for the bus to come >wish her a good night >go home >spend my night warm and comfy while I shitpost and play vidya

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Anon goes to sleep | /r/Greentext

O F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png
O F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png

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anon saw a shitty movie | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 0721.jpg (45 KB, 720x540) In Loving Memory of our Princess CARRIE FISHER O Anonymous 12/30/17(Sat)00:51:10 No.92385765 [Reply] >>92387843 >watching The Last Jedi >movie ends >people slowly leaving >suddenly a scream >"JEDI ORDER! STAND UP FOR OUR GENERALI" theater, as the credits roll >bunch of nerds raise lightsaber toys up in the air What the actual f---.
File: IMG 0721.jpg (45 KB, 720x540) In Loving Memory of our Princess CARRIE FISHER O Anonymous 12/30/17(Sat)00:51:10 No.92385765 [Reply] >>92387843 >watching The Last Jedi >movie ends >people slowly leaving >suddenly a scream >"JEDI ORDER! STAND UP FOR OUR GENERALI" theater, as the credits roll >bunch of nerds raise lightsaber toys up in the air What the actual f---.

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Anon gets downvoted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2 minutes ago 850902429 >be me >want to improve at a videogame >go to reddit and make a post asking for advice >kept it short and to the point >wasn't rude >get downvoted >ok it's just one a------ f5 >get 2 more downvotes >ask people why I'm getting downvoted >"why not" >people upvote this guy like crazy >112 upvotes on this guy, -672 on mine >make another post elsewhere "you do not have enough karma to post" what the f---. actually f--- reddit
Anonymous 2 minutes ago 850902429 >be me >want to improve at a videogame >go to reddit and make a post asking for advice >kept it short and to the point >wasn't rude >get downvoted >ok it's just one a------ f5 >get 2 more downvotes >ask people why I'm getting downvoted >"why not" >people upvote this guy like crazy >112 upvotes on this guy, -672 on mine >make another post elsewhere "you do not have enough karma to post" what the f---. actually f--- reddit

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Mission implacable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)23:58:43 No.62975667 > be in line at CVS > long line, taking forever, one register open > autist lines up behind me, can tell he wants to talk > has a bunch of stationary and office supplies in his hands > try to avoid eye contact > autist: "man sure is taking a while huh? they should open up some more registers" > "...yeah." > autist: "yeah cuz i'm trying to become a screenwriter so i'm just getting some notebooks and stuff, really want to get started on my ideas you know, i just moved to LA so i'm trying to get started, it's pretty exciting you know because..." > "dude, i don't care." > silence > 10 more minutes standing in line
: Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)23:58:43 No.62975667 > be in line at CVS > long line, taking forever, one register open > autist lines up behind me, can tell he wants to talk > has a bunch of stationary and office supplies in his hands > try to avoid eye contact > autist: "man sure is taking a while huh? they should open up some more registers" > "...yeah." > autist: "yeah cuz i'm trying to become a screenwriter so i'm just getting some notebooks and stuff, really want to get started on my ideas you know, i just moved to LA so i'm trying to get started, it's pretty exciting you know because..." > "dude, i don't care." > silence > 10 more minutes standing in line

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Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)04:18:02 No.850627605 >go into bathroom for a piss >see something on ground >its either s---, food, or a bug >finish piss, get a closer look >its a pillbug >its upside down 192 KB PNG >its dead >mfw that pillbug slowly starved to death on my piss covered bathroom floor cold and alone. I'm sorry I couldnt be there for you when you needed help pillbug-bro, I can only hope you can forgive me.
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)04:18:02 No.850627605 >go into bathroom for a piss >see something on ground >its either s---, food, or a bug >finish piss, get a closer look >its a pillbug >its upside down 192 KB PNG >its dead >mfw that pillbug slowly starved to death on my piss covered bathroom floor cold and alone. I'm sorry I couldnt be there for you when you needed help pillbug-bro, I can only hope you can forgive me.

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Anon goes beast mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:45:04 No.62977167 >Walk through town >See old woman and a much younger girl with her approaching me >Try not to go beast mode on them >Getting close to walking past them 637 KB PNG >Go beast mode >Go in-between them and hit both of them in the chest >Continue walking my way >Do not look back feel so f------ powerful, I hate women so f------ much. 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:45:04 No.62977167 >Walk through town >See old woman and a much younger girl with her approaching me >Try not to go beast mode on them >Getting close to walking past them 637 KB PNG >Go beast mode >Go in-between them and hit both of them in the chest >Continue walking my way >Do not look back feel so f------ powerful, I hate women so f------ much. 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon's dad had a racist neighbour | /r/Greentext

this is a true story my dad told me about his neighbour, I'm gonna write it in his perspective >be me >live in an eastern european communist s------- >gypsies steal my s--- all the time >idea 90 KB PNG >get a few dogs >pay a gypsy to show up every day and beat my dogs >2 months later >my dogs know the smell of gypsies and whenever one approaches my property they go into a full on rage mode >mfw I used the gypsy to fight the gypsy
this is a true story my dad told me about his neighbour, I'm gonna write it in his perspective >be me >live in an eastern european communist s------- >gypsies steal my s--- all the time >idea 90 KB PNG >get a few dogs >pay a gypsy to show up every day and beat my dogs >2 months later >my dogs know the smell of gypsies and whenever one approaches my property they go into a full on rage mode >mfw I used the gypsy to fight the gypsy

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Anon got lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG

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Daily blackpill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)11:48:24 No.62978506 >look up school mates on social media ahhh theres the black pill i was needing 23 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)12:10:59 No.62978646 >>62978506 (OP) # > tfw being so behind them in every aspect of life 44 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)11:48:24 No.62978506 >look up school mates on social media ahhh theres the black pill i was needing 23 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)12:10:59 No.62978646 >>62978506 (OP) # > tfw being so behind them in every aspect of life 44 KB JPG

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)20:12:28 No.19791572 >be me (man) >love jerking and sucking off dudes cocks til they c-- >love feeling guys blast their hot load all over my face and down my throat 61 KB JPG >still identify as straight Problem?
: Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)20:12:28 No.19791572 >be me (man) >love jerking and sucking off dudes cocks til they c-- >love feeling guys blast their hot load all over my face and down my throat 61 KB JPG >still identify as straight Problem?

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Anon has a masterplan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)12:10:31 No.850812630 >be me >try my best to be nice >people tell me that l'm a good person because I'm behaving nicely out of the goodness of my heart >mfw they don't know it's because I want to gain their friendship 37 KB PNG
Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)12:10:31 No.850812630 >be me >try my best to be nice >people tell me that l'm a good person because I'm behaving nicely out of the goodness of my heart >mfw they don't know it's because I want to gain their friendship 37 KB PNG

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anon's brother is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)16:42:15 No.850887413 >have an older brother so autistic his type of autism can't be classified >loves writing stories that read like fanfiction with your average poorly- written weeb characters >bad at anything artistic, can't draw >despise him but decide to try and help him out for once 76 KB JPG >has to send pictures of clothing items to an artist as reference for outfits >tell him to try out pinterest >has an account already but acts confused >go to search, only previous searches are 'loli' and 'loli hentai' why am i related to this troglodyte retard
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)16:42:15 No.850887413 >have an older brother so autistic his type of autism can't be classified >loves writing stories that read like fanfiction with your average poorly- written weeb characters >bad at anything artistic, can't draw >despise him but decide to try and help him out for once 76 KB JPG >has to send pictures of clothing items to an artist as reference for outfits >tell him to try out pinterest >has an account already but acts confused >go to search, only previous searches are 'loli' and 'loli hentai' why am i related to this troglodyte retard

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