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Anon has comunication issues | /r/Greentext

>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml
>Be me edgy black 15 y.o >Lonely as f--- during the pandemic > Start playing online multiplayer games >Boot up Cod > Make a few friends they seem around my age >We play for the next couple of weeks > One specific match gets toxic >I call an enemy player a "F------ N-----" > My teammates are appalled >I try to explain that I'm black > Sound white as f--- > Match ends > They unfriend me >I curl up in a ball and cry > Fml

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Anon has a family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me

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Anon doesn't want to pay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)06:31:53 No.62990445 >invite escort over my house >while shes trying to tell me I have to pay first to fug i'm stalling so | can c--. I j------- and c-- in front of her >she leaves angry 221 KB PNG What are the chances a pimp is going to be coming knocking on my door? its been about 30 minutes and nothing has happened

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:49:51 No.62989213 >be me >In networking administration class >All online >Have weekly discussion threads for participation >This week the question was "what are you favorite and least 190 KB JPG favorite things about local area networks >Answer that my favorite part about LAN is playing counter strike at LAN parties with my friends and least favorite part is dealing with cables >Every other answer is just stuff about how it's good for businesses and s--- and bad because you can only use it in a small location I think I may be retarded

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Anon is full of hormones | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:58:28 No.62989862 >\b\ me >be 15 >be agianst pedophiles in general >Also want every single woman I meed to r--- me 62 KB PNG Bros is this normal : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:01:26 No.62989888 You're the guy who says "male r---" should be taken seriously 188 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:02:10 No.62989892 >be 15 Enjoy your ban fagoot
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:58:28 No.62989862 >\b\ me >be 15 >be agianst pedophiles in general >Also want every single woman I meed to r--- me 62 KB PNG Bros is this normal : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:01:26 No.62989888 You're the guy who says "male r---" should be taken seriously 188 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)09:02:10 No.62989892 >be 15 Enjoy your ban fagoot

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Anon got his own problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

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Anon plays the autism card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy

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Anon comes home | /r/Greentext

View Announcement : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)22:46:16 No.850932742 >Be me, old f-- >Decide to browse /b/ for the first time in a decade >lt's all trap p--- and furry s--- >Welcome home anon 73 KB PNG
View Announcement : Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)22:46:16 No.850932742 >Be me, old f-- >Decide to browse /b/ for the first time in a decade >lt's all trap p--- and furry s--- >Welcome home anon 73 KB PNG

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Anon hits puberty | /r/Greentext

File: hhc91v6myOw31.jpg (37 KB, 780x585) O Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)07:42:02 No.850884740 [Reply] >>850893718 >be me >wash face twice per day with cleanser >moisturise >sunscreen >drink water >change pillow case daily >2 rounds of Accutane. >still get f------ acne >be chad >use 10 in 1 shampoo, body wash, ass wash, toilet cleaner. >dry face with towel he dries his ass with >flawless skin Why is life so cruel
File: hhc91v6myOw31.jpg (37 KB, 780x585) O Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)07:42:02 No.850884740 [Reply] >>850893718 >be me >wash face twice per day with cleanser >moisturise >sunscreen >drink water >change pillow case daily >2 rounds of Accutane. >still get f------ acne >be chad >use 10 in 1 shampoo, body wash, ass wash, toilet cleaner. >dry face with towel he dries his ass with >flawless skin Why is life so cruel

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Queue to the left | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)01:53:57 No.62976706 >friend breaks up with her bf >she jokes that she can be my gf now >she sits in my lap while I wrap my arms around her 42 KB PNG >try to contain boner >her ex comes over and sees us, don't say anything >she comes in my room and says we should "nap" together >cuddle with her for like two hours, alternating between spooning, her lying on my chest, her running her hand down my tummy into my pants >cuddle with her while we watch Hook together in my best friend's bed (he doesn't say nothing, just sits on the floor doing something on his laptop) >go on a little date where we order waffles and hash browns together in this little cafe, feeding it to each other >hold hands walking down the street >move to another country for a few months >she finds someone else
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)01:53:57 No.62976706 >friend breaks up with her bf >she jokes that she can be my gf now >she sits in my lap while I wrap my arms around her 42 KB PNG >try to contain boner >her ex comes over and sees us, don't say anything >she comes in my room and says we should "nap" together >cuddle with her for like two hours, alternating between spooning, her lying on my chest, her running her hand down my tummy into my pants >cuddle with her while we watch Hook together in my best friend's bed (he doesn't say nothing, just sits on the floor doing something on his laptop) >go on a little date where we order waffles and hash browns together in this little cafe, feeding it to each other >hold hands walking down the street >move to another country for a few months >she finds someone else

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Anon's bf does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)21:12:37 No.19547616 My bf keeps tickling me until I piss myself, then teasing me for having an accident. It's gotten to the point that l'm keeping mindful of how much water I drink before/when hanging out with him to ensure I 119 KB JPG don't pee much. I've told him I don't want to pee myself, but he just calls me a piss baby and keeps tickling. What do I do?
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)21:12:37 No.19547616 My bf keeps tickling me until I piss myself, then teasing me for having an accident. It's gotten to the point that l'm keeping mindful of how much water I drink before/when hanging out with him to ensure I 119 KB JPG don't pee much. I've told him I don't want to pee myself, but he just calls me a piss baby and keeps tickling. What do I do?

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >l was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY ΤIΜΕ BACK
: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >l was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY ΤIΜΕ BACK

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Anon pays for feet pics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)21:01:28 No.62988327 >paid an egirl $300 months ago for custom feet pics >she never sent them >she finally responded to my 80th message and sent them today today was a good day bros 37 KB JPG

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anon is just a normal guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)14:27 01 No.62983925 File: StonedYoshi.png (614 KB, 398x656) YOSHI >Be 16 >Wake up in psych ward >No memories >No idea why I'm here >No idea who I am >Get f----- up on precription drugs >Leave after 3 months >2 years later stop the meds, finally not a drooling retard anymore >Nobody told why all this s--- happened to me, don't even want to know desu >Get new friends and a cozy job I like >Get my own place >Be me today >Find my old computer in the basement >Decide to restore backup to know more about my past self >Multiple pictures of severed hands, some in bathtubs, some in sealed plastic containers. >Somehow feels familiar >Don't even have the guts to reverse image search >Destroy evidence
Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)14:27 01 No.62983925 File: StonedYoshi.png (614 KB, 398x656) YOSHI >Be 16 >Wake up in psych ward >No memories >No idea why I'm here >No idea who I am >Get f----- up on precription drugs >Leave after 3 months >2 years later stop the meds, finally not a drooling retard anymore >Nobody told why all this s--- happened to me, don't even want to know desu >Get new friends and a cozy job I like >Get my own place >Be me today >Find my old computer in the basement >Decide to restore backup to know more about my past self >Multiple pictures of severed hands, some in bathtubs, some in sealed plastic containers. >Somehow feels familiar >Don't even have the guts to reverse image search >Destroy evidence

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Anon has long hair | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.62986741 >be 10 year old me >Have long hair >Constantly touch it and style it because OCD >Walk home from gym class >Walk pass the front gate of an old ass auto repair shop >Move my hair to keep it out of 116 KB JPG my face >Remember some autistic funny thing and laugh to myself >Trip on some garbage on the ground and do a little skip >Look into the auto repair shop >some old ass dirty boomer mechanic just sitting there drinking soda >Make eye contact while skipping, smiling and curling my hair >"...F--!" >Mfw
E Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.62986741 >be 10 year old me >Have long hair >Constantly touch it and style it because OCD >Walk home from gym class >Walk pass the front gate of an old ass auto repair shop >Move my hair to keep it out of 116 KB JPG my face >Remember some autistic funny thing and laugh to myself >Trip on some garbage on the ground and do a little skip >Look into the auto repair shop >some old ass dirty boomer mechanic just sitting there drinking soda >Make eye contact while skipping, smiling and curling my hair >"...F--!" >Mfw

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Anon developed a strategy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)01:10:46 No.62986913 >be uber driver >to anxious to talk to people >part Italian but have been in Canada my whole life >people get in my car, proceed to ask me s--- 8 KB JPG "ciao me no speak much english" >terrible Italian accent >I don't have to talk to anyone the whole time >every time the rare question comes up I just reply in broken english 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)01:10:46 No.62986913 >be uber driver >to anxious to talk to people >part Italian but have been in Canada my whole life >people get in my car, proceed to ask me s--- 8 KB JPG "ciao me no speak much english" >terrible Italian accent >I don't have to talk to anyone the whole time >every time the rare question comes up I just reply in broken english 6 Replies View Thread

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anon doesn't go all the way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW
: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go 293 KB PNG further than this >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >40073896 # : Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)12:58:31 No.40073865 >>40073827 # HOLY F------ S--- ANON LITERALLY HOW

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Anon sticks it to the big corporations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:59:44 No.62977317 >make childish drawings and thank you notes to various companies >send them in the mail to make it feel authentic >they post them on social media thinking it was done by a child 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)08:59:44 No.62977317 >make childish drawings and thank you notes to various companies >send them in the mail to make it feel authentic >they post them on social media thinking it was done by a child 41 KB JPG

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Anon helps a stranger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)19:32:27 No.62987185 I was just thinking about something that happened on christmas eve that I haven't told Please be patient I'm doing my best anyone: >about 10pm >coming back from comfy winter night walk >notice homeless woman that 482 KB PNG was there when I went by 2 hours ago is still there >get back home >grab a blanket, a scarf, some food and water, head back out >go to her >hand her the stuff >sit down >ask what has her out here in the cold >tells me about how she lost her job due to the coof and is begging to get bus fare to get to a shelter downtown >give her one of my bus tokens >she starts crying and thanks me >wait for the bus to come >wish her a good night >go home >spend my night warm and comfy while I shitpost and play vidya
: Anonymous 03/30/21(Tue)19:32:27 No.62987185 I was just thinking about something that happened on christmas eve that I haven't told Please be patient I'm doing my best anyone: >about 10pm >coming back from comfy winter night walk >notice homeless woman that 482 KB PNG was there when I went by 2 hours ago is still there >get back home >grab a blanket, a scarf, some food and water, head back out >go to her >hand her the stuff >sit down >ask what has her out here in the cold >tells me about how she lost her job due to the coof and is begging to get bus fare to get to a shelter downtown >give her one of my bus tokens >she starts crying and thanks me >wait for the bus to come >wish her a good night >go home >spend my night warm and comfy while I shitpost and play vidya

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Anon goes to sleep | /r/Greentext

O F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png
O F--- Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:02:32 No.6209468 [Reply] >>62094688 >>62095182 >Be me >Going to bed >Put covers on >Forget to close eyes >Stay awake for 6 hours before realizing I have to close my eyes to sleep >Sleep.png

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