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: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation
: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation

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anon doesn't like 20's women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s

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/mlp/ anon finds a therapist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.

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Sounds like a gay porn plot ngl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.
: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.

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Femanon is stunned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened
: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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Redeployment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:40:47 No.78203953 SighEmoji.jpg 48 KB JPG >make thread >don't want others to feel bad so I reply to all of them >seem desperate >seem like I just bump the thread for the sake of bumping >people abandon thread >reduce the amount I reply to others >try to let the thread live on its own without my intervention >feel like a c--- >thread still dies quickly >threads made by me live rent free in my head until 404 >keep going to catalog and check whether it's top page again >keep stressing over this dumb s--- Man, this f------ sucks.
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:40:47 No.78203953 SighEmoji.jpg 48 KB JPG >make thread >don't want others to feel bad so I reply to all of them >seem desperate >seem like I just bump the thread for the sake of bumping >people abandon thread >reduce the amount I reply to others >try to let the thread live on its own without my intervention >feel like a c--- >thread still dies quickly >threads made by me live rent free in my head until 404 >keep going to catalog and check whether it's top page again >keep stressing over this dumb s--- Man, this f------ sucks.

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Anon sees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:13:31 No.927895547 31 KB JPG >2008 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >" Nazi scum conspiracy theorist" >2024 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >"Free Palestineblm"
: Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:13:31 No.927895547 31 KB JPG >2008 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >" Nazi scum conspiracy theorist" >2024 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >"Free Palestineblm"

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Anon has no game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?
Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?

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Anonette loves slapping random men | /r/Greentext

Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left
Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left

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Domestic vs foreign policy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?
Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?

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Sniggering intensifies | /r/Greentext

247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation
247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation

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anon may not be gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story
Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story

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Anon hates the Spanish | /r/Greentext

ile: file.png (1.41 MB, 1200x630) based nappy Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)13:43:02 No.17296260 >>17296276 >>17296308 GOAT of history? >shattered the moorberian "*"empire"*** of mass r--- and 5th century extraction slavery >burned their crap to the ground >taught iberians their place >singlehandedly gave 550M ungrateful thirdies independence >responsible for the civil law and SI system of EVROPA and civilizations >probably a bunch of other stuff too, but most importantly he's the arch enemy of the worst posters on /his/ and 4chan
ile: file.png (1.41 MB, 1200x630) based nappy Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)13:43:02 No.17296260 >>17296276 >>17296308 GOAT of history? >shattered the moorberian "*"empire"*** of mass r--- and 5th century extraction slavery >burned their crap to the ground >taught iberians their place >singlehandedly gave 550M ungrateful thirdies independence >responsible for the civil law and SI system of EVROPA and civilizations >probably a bunch of other stuff too, but most importantly he's the arch enemy of the worst posters on /his/ and 4chan

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Anon admires America | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.
: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.

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Anon obsesses over helicopters | /r/Greentext

File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.
File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.

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Too Cruel To Be Alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter
Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

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Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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