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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 2.79 MB GIF Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)14:11:15 No.79597339 >gf broke up with me because she couldn't keep up with my sex drive is it wrong to want to have sex with your gf 2-3 times a day? 11/28/24(Thu)16:10:14 No.79598408 >>79597339 (OP) >Girlfriend broke up with you because you were attracted to her Sounds about right

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)15:37:06 No.79598116 96 KB JPG >comfy as f--- >high durability >multiple pockets for storagemaxxing >cheap >noooooo, but you look like an incel, and I won't give you sex!!! don't care, I won't be getting sex regardless just take cargopill Anonymous >>79598116 (OP) I'm fat and I wear nothing but these. Ultra comfy and versatile. 11/28/24(Thu)15:39:32 No.79598140

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Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)10:19:41 No.927960349 Look man, It doesn't really matter if she had a knife or not, the cop only shot her due to racism and bigotry. Don't you remember having knife fights as kids too? Totally common and normal behavior. Let kids be kids lol. Look, if I was the cop. I would have just disarmed her. Ya know, kinda like how Captain America disarmed the Winter Soldier in the MCU, or how Harry Potter disarmed Voldemort. No need for a fatal shot. MARVEL They/Them #BLM Proud Cuck 1730471152878168.jpg >>927958495 (OP) # 59 KB JPG >there is a correlation between intelligence and lack of belief >unless the belief is in something we promote like gays, n------, trannies, clot shot, global warming, trump being a nazi, etc., in this case you're dumb if you lack belief

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Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:33:08 No.859751742 Floorjak.png 126 KB PNG Hey guys, I'm new here. I thought I'd just share a new wojak I made, I call him floorjak. Basically the gimmick is he's a floor, and I've never seen that done before. Please go easy on me, things haven't been going good for me lately. I hope you like it. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

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Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)06:46:29 No.694016793 SONY 4K HDR ディスクドライブ搭載 PSS Pro PlayStation 5 Pro A 1730959553168409.jpg 354 KB JPG >PS5 Pro is as strong as RTX 4070 Why don't you buy one. Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)06:47:02 No.694016817 >very nice, where are the games? 616 KB PNG

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Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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Anonymous Why people hate balding men? 8 KB JPG confident" 11/27/24(Wed)09:48:29 No.79583883 >Be male >Be balding >Start looking for solutions because you don't want to lose your hair >"Anon, shave, embrace the baldness" >"Anon, you cannot change nature, just shave it off" >"Medicine won't work. You are not >"Men who clings on to their hair are pathetic" >"Life is a bitch. Deal with it" >Be another male >Start thinking you were born a different gender >"Yes anon 2, from now on, you are anonette:)" >"Take those estrogen skittles lady" >"Harry Potter is le bad" Why is Male 1 told to accept their loss of hair whilst Male 2 gets encouraged to undergo permanent body morph instead of sticking to crossdressing like everyone else? Why does society hate on people that don't want to lose hair but entirely sympathetic to people born in a wrong body? We should support both issues equally. Where are anti balding research centers?

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File: IMG_0089.png (466 KB, 800x694) Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:12 No.695799251 >>695800284 >>695800617 >>695802960 >>695803097 >>695803474 >We love Leon, don't we folks? >>695800048 >>695800097 Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:23:21 No.695800048 >>695800170 >>695800191 >>695800243 >>695800270 >>695800327 >>695800338 >>695800369 >>695800524 >>695800865 >>695800941 >>695801089 >>695801327 >>695801581 >>695801735 >>695801768 >>695801950 >>695802960 >>695803023 >>695804525 >>695799251 (OP) >It is an honor to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected." Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:19:16 No. 78204201 old_man_sunset_by_thelifeinfocus_d5f5g8t-fullview.jpg 99 KB JPG >The 80 year old woman, although she has a family and children who loves her, is still not satisfied as the only thing she truly cares about in this world is trying to reclaim her vanished youthfulness. She has spent decades trying to fight against the march of time with no success and lathers her face in retinol and sunscreen and skin moisturiser, wastes her money booking plastic surgery, botox and filler appointments. None of which will give her her teenage face and skin back. She has become bitter and hateful in her old age. >The 80 year old man, although his skin is weathered, wrinkled and sagged, is happy. He has a family, children and a legacy. Aging does not matter to him, the man knows there is more to life than fleeting looks. : Anonymous >>78204201 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)19:40:53 No.78204371 first woman is that woman if she didnt have a family first woman is the same as the man if she had a family about it

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Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG my best friend really hard >He blushes feeling flustered >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together I'm not a homosexual I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.8801048 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend v for a >B org > AOAA EAS a m er Tur > >WA Kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love snugg >It feels nice but I'm a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. ? | b be a f----- /b/

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I outsmarted my mother 11/26/24(Tue)20:42:28 No.79575846 Has 315 KB JPG young >depressed because ugly, mom always says I'm not ugly >Talking with mom about old times >She says she had a guy that was in love with her but she rejected him because people care about looks when they're >I ask quickly: "Was he uglier than me?" >She immediately says no Hahaha, got you mom!

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

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: Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:54:13 No.695756995 Defend this. 235 KB PNG Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:55:20 No.695757085 awwww did someone get cheesed on showdown? Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:56:37 No.695757182 >>695756995 (OP) # Gets 1 shot by common move types Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:57:17 No.695757227 >>695756995 (OP) # sex >>695757305 # >>695764226 # >>695769428 # >>695769509 # Anonymous Anonymous 11/27/ 11/27/24(Wed)18:21:12 No.695 >>695756995 (OP) # >Spooky catch method >Spooky ability >Spooky sprite Gen 3 had soul >>695757227 # this... so much this...

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File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying

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63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.

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