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Anon was lied to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)09:41:11 No.63159049 > 10 years later > Chad owns a house and a car > has a family and decent job Meanwhile I am single rent cuck with no drivers licence 87 KB JPG 'Bullies will work for you' was a lie
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)09:41:11 No.63159049 > 10 years later > Chad owns a house and a car > has a family and decent job Meanwhile I am single rent cuck with no drivers licence 87 KB JPG 'Bullies will work for you' was a lie

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)02:41:55 No.803189740 >be me >paranoid of school shooters >watched documentary about Elliot Rodger and wonder if that could happen at my school >everybody is suspect >have terrifying nightmares about 22 KB PNG being gunned down at school >always first to die because l'm the slowest one in my class >seek therapy >therapist tells me to deal with it >take my therapists advice >one day when dad isn't home, I go into his closet and take his BERSA Model 383 >hide it in my backpack on my way to school next day >go behind the art building where all the school shooters hang out >shoot two of them while the other seven run away >manage to reload and shoot another before they managed to shoot anymore innocent people >police show up and I tell them the direction the other school shooters ran >mfw they arrest me instead of thanking me for doing their job for them
: Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)02:41:55 No.803189740 >be me >paranoid of school shooters >watched documentary about Elliot Rodger and wonder if that could happen at my school >everybody is suspect >have terrifying nightmares about 22 KB PNG being gunned down at school >always first to die because l'm the slowest one in my class >seek therapy >therapist tells me to deal with it >take my therapists advice >one day when dad isn't home, I go into his closet and take his BERSA Model 383 >hide it in my backpack on my way to school next day >go behind the art building where all the school shooters hang out >shoot two of them while the other seven run away >manage to reload and shoot another before they managed to shoot anymore innocent people >police show up and I tell them the direction the other school shooters ran >mfw they arrest me instead of thanking me for doing their job for them

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anon feels guilty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)21:25:25 No.63166807 oops I can't contain the guilt anymore. >be me >like 2 years ago >texting and driving whilst going down a narrow road. >should have pulled over the right but wasn't paying attention so I hit another 1.13 MB PNG car nearly head on. >airbags go off but as we were both going quite slow so l'm fine. >Other dude's car broke like five of his fingers and caused minor nerve damage. >damage wouldn't be such a big deal for most professions, like it was probably minor enough that he could type basically normally. >M----------- was a concert pianist and had to retire. His hands were insured for a ridiculous amount of money but still I feel like such an a------ for taking away his ability to do his passion at a professional level.
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)21:25:25 No.63166807 oops I can't contain the guilt anymore. >be me >like 2 years ago >texting and driving whilst going down a narrow road. >should have pulled over the right but wasn't paying attention so I hit another 1.13 MB PNG car nearly head on. >airbags go off but as we were both going quite slow so l'm fine. >Other dude's car broke like five of his fingers and caused minor nerve damage. >damage wouldn't be such a big deal for most professions, like it was probably minor enough that he could type basically normally. >M----------- was a concert pianist and had to retire. His hands were insured for a ridiculous amount of money but still I feel like such an a------ for taking away his ability to do his passion at a professional level.

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Anon visits le reddit | /r/Greentext

>find subreddit called antiwork >it's exactly as retarded as it sounds >bunch of people saying we should abolish work out of our society A1l right. I'm gonna say a vord. >typing on phones that people made for their job >on a website that people work to maintain the servers for >in a house built by construction workers Holy f---, I knew they were stupid over there but how the f--- does a website harbor people who are so bad at critical thinking that a toddler could point out the flaws with their ideology?
>find subreddit called antiwork >it's exactly as retarded as it sounds >bunch of people saying we should abolish work out of our society A1l right. I'm gonna say a vord. >typing on phones that people made for their job >on a website that people work to maintain the servers for >in a house built by construction workers Holy f---, I knew they were stupid over there but how the f--- does a website harbor people who are so bad at critical thinking that a toddler could point out the flaws with their ideology?

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Anon discovers the meaning of life | /r/Greentext

>see the state of society >was suicidal before but now especially because of what the future will become >hear nothing but retards always babbling about white supremacy this and patriarchy that 302 KB JPG >really feel like offing myself >realize that by being a walking ball of hatred I oppose those people >my continued existence makes them upset >realize how many like minded people there are not just here but all over the world >our continued existence makes them upset And that is one hell of a reason to live bros
>see the state of society >was suicidal before but now especially because of what the future will become >hear nothing but retards always babbling about white supremacy this and patriarchy that 302 KB JPG >really feel like offing myself >realize that by being a walking ball of hatred I oppose those people >my continued existence makes them upset >realize how many like minded people there are not just here but all over the world >our continued existence makes them upset And that is one hell of a reason to live bros

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Anon hates pitbulls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)10:11:07 No.851838082 >Open my door to walk my dog at 8AM >Neighbor's giant pitbull suddenly rushes into my house >She can't control it on leash or pull it back out of my house, of course >Lunges at me, then goes for the 49 KB JPG neck of my 2 month old shiba inu puppy >Yank my dog back by her leash so she doesn't die >Comes about 3 inches from snapping her neck and killing her instantly >Shut the door on the hellhound until it shrieks then backs out of the house >Neighbor shouts "Sorry!" Tell me, /bl, why are pitbulls and their owners the scum of the Earth?
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)10:11:07 No.851838082 >Open my door to walk my dog at 8AM >Neighbor's giant pitbull suddenly rushes into my house >She can't control it on leash or pull it back out of my house, of course >Lunges at me, then goes for the 49 KB JPG neck of my 2 month old shiba inu puppy >Yank my dog back by her leash so she doesn't die >Comes about 3 inches from snapping her neck and killing her instantly >Shut the door on the hellhound until it shrieks then backs out of the house >Neighbor shouts "Sorry!" Tell me, /bl, why are pitbulls and their owners the scum of the Earth?

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Anon becomes racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)11:47:07 No.63160147 >"anon look into 4chan. it might be something for you." >ite >open r9k once or twice >later that week, playing with legos 56 KB PNG >"damn, imagine being black dude" yeah i guess i'm racist now View Thread
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)11:47:07 No.63160147 >"anon look into 4chan. it might be something for you." >ite >open r9k once or twice >later that week, playing with legos 56 KB PNG >"damn, imagine being black dude" yeah i guess i'm racist now View Thread

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Anon plays civ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tryhards in civ5 04/10/21(Sat)22:38:35 No.63151445 Average Science Victory | Average Domination Victory enjoyer fan HONOR TRADITION 254dfe.jpg 270 KB JPG I'll start >rushes great library >steals workers from city states >plays babylon
: Anonymous Tryhards in civ5 04/10/21(Sat)22:38:35 No.63151445 Average Science Victory | Average Domination Victory enjoyer fan HONOR TRADITION 254dfe.jpg 270 KB JPG I'll start >rushes great library >steals workers from city states >plays babylon

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Anon meets a woman | /r/Greentext

2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 × 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f----- ...
2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 × 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f----- ...

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

File: 1608499208340.png (338 KB, 750x734) Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)09:39:56 No.540431254 >540432119 >540432136 >>540432240 >>540432302 >>540432346 >>540434872 >>540434987 >540436842 >>540437287 >>540440384 >540441318 >>540441467 >Difficulty: Tell Me a Story >Aim Assist: On >Weapon Sway: Off >Invisibility While Prone: On >Slow Motion While Aiming: On >Autosave Before Every Encounter: On >Enemy Perception: Low >Enemy Accuracy: Low >Boss Fight Skip Option: On >100% Walkthrough open >Discord open for emotional support Time to game.
File: 1608499208340.png (338 KB, 750x734) Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)09:39:56 No.540431254 >540432119 >540432136 >>540432240 >>540432302 >>540432346 >>540434872 >>540434987 >540436842 >>540437287 >>540440384 >540441318 >>540441467 >Difficulty: Tell Me a Story >Aim Assist: On >Weapon Sway: Off >Invisibility While Prone: On >Slow Motion While Aiming: On >Autosave Before Every Encounter: On >Enemy Perception: Low >Enemy Accuracy: Low >Boss Fight Skip Option: On >100% Walkthrough open >Discord open for emotional support Time to game.

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Anon lost his game | /r/Greentext

>be me >have a very good friend of mine that I knew for years >I decide to gift him a game that I rarely play anymore >after I give him the game he stops responding and I get worried since we chat together almost every day and he isn't responding for over a week 236 KB JPG >dm my friend's irl friend asking about him >he died in a car crash how do i get my game back??
>be me >have a very good friend of mine that I knew for years >I decide to gift him a game that I rarely play anymore >after I give him the game he stops responding and I get worried since we chat together almost every day and he isn't responding for over a week 236 KB JPG >dm my friend's irl friend asking about him >he died in a car crash how do i get my game back??

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I have the same achievement as anon, feel free to list yours | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it 5 REPLIES O IMAGES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it 5 REPLIES O IMAGES

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Anon is a bitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)20:14:02 No.63163848 >ask boyfriend why he puts up with the verbal abuse from people >he says it's because it means he doesn't have to feel bad if there's a mass shooting 211 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)20:15:26 No.63163874 >he says it's because it means he doesn't have to feel bad if there's a mass shooting Based.
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)20:14:02 No.63163848 >ask boyfriend why he puts up with the verbal abuse from people >he says it's because it means he doesn't have to feel bad if there's a mass shooting 211 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)20:15:26 No.63163874 >he says it's because it means he doesn't have to feel bad if there's a mass shooting Based.

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Anon est un connoisseur | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)03:54:32 No.63159726 >coom >still think asian girls are hot and white girls are not 222 KB JPG 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)05:06:01 No.63160302 >>63159780 They just look like white girls with downs syndrome. I dont know what you see in them.
Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)03:54:32 No.63159726 >coom >still think asian girls are hot and white girls are not 222 KB JPG 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)05:06:01 No.63160302 >>63159780 They just look like white girls with downs syndrome. I dont know what you see in them.

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Anon kills his hampster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster >string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price
Anonymous (ID: GrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster >string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price

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Anon had same feeling before | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)07:11:44 No.816196911 >finally buy a few switch games i wanted for ages >downloads finish 27 KB JPG >Just stare at the icons, sigh, then turn switch off why
: Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)07:11:44 No.816196911 >finally buy a few switch games i wanted for ages >downloads finish 27 KB JPG >Just stare at the icons, sigh, then turn switch off why

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I'll do the hocus pocus with you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:00:41 No.63152658 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.
: Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)18:00:41 No.63152658 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance 36 KB JPG >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves >"uhh okay sure" >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.

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Anon is questioning life | /r/Greentext

>12 yrs old >no gf >no job >6th grade education >want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me >and what is this
>12 yrs old >no gf >no job >6th grade education >want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me >and what is this

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Anon simps on 3D girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)18:01:38 No.63008591 >start following a vtuber girl i like on twitch >become a paid subscriber, and donate ever stream to get her attention >never notices me 1020 KB GIF Even the anime girls act like I don't exist.
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)18:01:38 No.63008591 >start following a vtuber girl i like on twitch >become a paid subscriber, and donate ever stream to get her attention >never notices me 1020 KB GIF Even the anime girls act like I don't exist.

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Based anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 63152059 18 min. ago 0. >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >Closes video 66.7 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 63152084 16 min. ago >>63152059 (OP) >Browsing Tinder >Swipe left on all women with tattoos, piercings, or plus sized clothing 72.9 kB JPG Anonymous | 63152097 16 min. ago >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >mutes video 87.8 kB JPG
Anonymous | 63152059 18 min. ago 0. >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >Closes video 66.7 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 63152084 16 min. ago >>63152059 (OP) >Browsing Tinder >Swipe left on all women with tattoos, piercings, or plus sized clothing 72.9 kB JPG Anonymous | 63152097 16 min. ago >Sees interesting youtube thumbnail >Clicks video >It's made by a female >mutes video 87.8 kB JPG

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