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: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu) 14:51:58 No.63229548 >Had the giant salamander r--- dream again 20 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)14:55:30 No.63229603 SOON, DESU 19 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu) 14:51:58 No.63229548 >Had the giant salamander r--- dream again 20 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)14:55:30 No.63229603 SOON, DESU 19 KB JPG

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wagecucks fear the shrouded neet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n0Xi0h/o OE 04/14/21(Wed)08:23:18 No.316729984 >Hello wagie, up and early i see ... enjoy the worms wagie. Good luck today and I hope the big boss gives you a raise and a christmas bonus 79 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: $1F1emew ) 04/14/21(Wed)08:24:32 No.316730099 >>316729984 (OP) # 143 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: n0Xi0h/o OE 04/14/21(Wed)08:23:18 No.316729984 >Hello wagie, up and early i see ... enjoy the worms wagie. Good luck today and I hope the big boss gives you a raise and a christmas bonus 79 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: $1F1emew ) 04/14/21(Wed)08:24:32 No.316730099 >>316729984 (OP) # 143 KB JPG

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Anon is responsible. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:01:29 No.852001411 @alexandradaddario_xo girl in dress.jpg 65 KB JPG > Why do you follow me, you creep? Your reaction? : Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:02:42 No.852001478 >>852001411 (OP) # Where's your mask? >>852001706 #
: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:01:29 No.852001411 @alexandradaddario_xo girl in dress.jpg 65 KB JPG > Why do you follow me, you creep? Your reaction? : Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:02:42 No.852001478 >>852001411 (OP) # Where's your mask? >>852001706 #

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Anon has a shitty idea | /r/Greentext

EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS 11m (4/15 20:51) · 63224746 O Re ·0 Img JPG 64KB · (592 × 487) LEAT MY OWN POOP Telemarketing > be me > an hour ago, just smoked weed and very high > interrupted by telemarketer > remember reading about how you can stop them from calling you by saying morbid/sexual things > enact plan > answer phone > start thinking of something bad to say > remember seeing poop p--- when some weird kid showed it off on the bus in high-school > most foul thing l've ever seen > start ranting about eating poop for a good 25 to 30 seconds > when I finish the lady on the other end of the line just says "what?" > mind goes blank, don't know how to respond > hang up Hopefully they won't call me anymore
EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS 11m (4/15 20:51) · 63224746 O Re ·0 Img JPG 64KB · (592 × 487) LEAT MY OWN POOP Telemarketing > be me > an hour ago, just smoked weed and very high > interrupted by telemarketer > remember reading about how you can stop them from calling you by saying morbid/sexual things > enact plan > answer phone > start thinking of something bad to say > remember seeing poop p--- when some weird kid showed it off on the bus in high-school > most foul thing l've ever seen > start ranting about eating poop for a good 25 to 30 seconds > when I finish the lady on the other end of the line just says "what?" > mind goes blank, don't know how to respond > hang up Hopefully they won't call me anymore

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Anon finds happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 852161393 15 min. ago ••• >be me >18 and depressed as s--- >find cat injured on side of road >take it to vet > expensive as s--- to get him fixed up >pay vet >take cat home >cat getting used to my place >cat sleeps with me in bed later that night >feel happy for once in my life >l actually have a friend for once >thank you cat 78.9 kB PNG
Anonymous | 852161393 15 min. ago ••• >be me >18 and depressed as s--- >find cat injured on side of road >take it to vet > expensive as s--- to get him fixed up >pay vet >take cat home >cat getting used to my place >cat sleeps with me in bed later that night >feel happy for once in my life >l actually have a friend for once >thank you cat 78.9 kB PNG

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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:58:57 No.63225937 >probably going to fail a class this semester >few days before finals >anxiety is crushing. affecting my other classes >suicidal thoughts surging as I think about how I cant put effort into 337 KB PNG anything and how l'll never get a good job and be able to accomplish anything but low paid wageslavery Why have humans created such needlessly stressful systems for ourselves? Every day I wake up and I can't believe such a torturous existence is real 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:58:57 No.63225937 >probably going to fail a class this semester >few days before finals >anxiety is crushing. affecting my other classes >suicidal thoughts surging as I think about how I cant put effort into 337 KB PNG anything and how l'll never get a good job and be able to accomplish anything but low paid wageslavery Why have humans created such needlessly stressful systems for ourselves? Every day I wake up and I can't believe such a torturous existence is real 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is pushing to the limits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon likes the frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG

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Two goodboys make a suprise for mommy | /r/Greentext


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Anon is Smooth | /r/Greentext


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Alvin represents r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Human avocado | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)08:09:21 No.63224342 >talk to anon from here >hes good looking, tall, interesting, smart, writes poems and can compose piano music which he shows me on webcam >he starts talking about things from his childhood which are obviously 81 KB JPG untrue, like supernatural type stuff >starts ranting about some time he got bitten by a black cat and how it gave him extrasensory powers and now he can read minds now and how he talks to animals and ghosts >have to block him because hes insane Sigh. There goes another one. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:44:54 No.63225791 >>63224342 (OP)# THROW HIM MY WAY THEN YOU F------ STUPID W---- I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)08:09:21 No.63224342 >talk to anon from here >hes good looking, tall, interesting, smart, writes poems and can compose piano music which he shows me on webcam >he starts talking about things from his childhood which are obviously 81 KB JPG untrue, like supernatural type stuff >starts ranting about some time he got bitten by a black cat and how it gave him extrasensory powers and now he can read minds now and how he talks to animals and ghosts >have to block him because hes insane Sigh. There goes another one. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:44:54 No.63225791 >>63224342 (OP)# THROW HIM MY WAY THEN YOU F------ STUPID W---- I WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT

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what happens when you make a serious post on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad 27 KB PNG >dad leaves and drives away >l ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and l'm still crying : Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad 27 KB PNG >dad leaves and drives away >l ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and l'm still crying : Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #

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Anon found the cure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:05:23 No.63225111 >you like anime? >urgh that's so creepy >*resumes 12 hour podcast about serial killer who r---- and murdered young girls before stuffing their bodies into a wood chipper* 113 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:06:58 No.63225128 >>63225111 (OP) # girls really love that serial killer stuff, maybe the cure to inceldom is to just kill people
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:05:23 No.63225111 >you like anime? >urgh that's so creepy >*resumes 12 hour podcast about serial killer who r---- and murdered young girls before stuffing their bodies into a wood chipper* 113 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)19:06:58 No.63225128 >>63225111 (OP) # girls really love that serial killer stuff, maybe the cure to inceldom is to just kill people

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anon pooped in the bath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:23:30 No.63210708 D74EE595-3D37-4F97-A823-58C6B00908E6.jpg 40 KB JPG >pooped in the bath >was to scared my dad would beat me so i didnt tell him >drained the water >poo is now in the empty bathtub >had to force my poo down the drain hole >had to fill the tub up again because of the smeared poop and what was on my hands >the water was brown >i had three baths before i was confident that the evidence of my poop was gone >my dad still beat me because i had so many baths >>63210723 # >>63210781 # >>63210894 #
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:23:30 No.63210708 D74EE595-3D37-4F97-A823-58C6B00908E6.jpg 40 KB JPG >pooped in the bath >was to scared my dad would beat me so i didnt tell him >drained the water >poo is now in the empty bathtub >had to force my poo down the drain hole >had to fill the tub up again because of the smeared poop and what was on my hands >the water was brown >i had three baths before i was confident that the evidence of my poop was gone >my dad still beat me because i had so many baths >>63210723 # >>63210781 # >>63210894 #

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Anon becomes the OP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:36:46 No.852124792 >guy asks for sauce >l tell him the sauce >he replies "thanks gonna c-- buckets now" >tfw I helped a man c-- buckets Am I gay now? W-- was I thinking 161 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:49:23 No.852125580 >>852124792(OP) # Yes, you are gay now. Suck the c--- f-----.
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:36:46 No.852124792 >guy asks for sauce >l tell him the sauce >he replies "thanks gonna c-- buckets now" >tfw I helped a man c-- buckets Am I gay now? W-- was I thinking 161 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:49:23 No.852125580 >>852124792(OP) # Yes, you are gay now. Suck the c--- f-----.

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Anon is a lonely lesbian | /r/Greentext

It doesn't matter /b/ros, I will never be happy. >be me >dominant lesbian since high- school, f------ as many girls as I could 66 KB JPG >slept with one guy in my life and despised the feeling >often got into fights with guys for f------ their girlfriends >fast-forward to now >25 y/o >live by myself >extremely emotionally lonely >my regular hook-ups make it clear that they only use me for my body >other lesbians that I meet online only want me for sex >cry myself to sleep and wash away my problems with alcohol every night My life feels wasted /b/. I spent so much time with sex during school that I'm numb to it and emotionally drained. I just want to be genuinely cared about.
It doesn't matter /b/ros, I will never be happy. >be me >dominant lesbian since high- school, f------ as many girls as I could 66 KB JPG >slept with one guy in my life and despised the feeling >often got into fights with guys for f------ their girlfriends >fast-forward to now >25 y/o >live by myself >extremely emotionally lonely >my regular hook-ups make it clear that they only use me for my body >other lesbians that I meet online only want me for sex >cry myself to sleep and wash away my problems with alcohol every night My life feels wasted /b/. I spent so much time with sex during school that I'm numb to it and emotionally drained. I just want to be genuinely cared about.

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Anon is Godwin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)14:44:37 No.805437247 5 STEPS TO REACH HITLER The rules are simple: >Go to Wikipedia >Use the Random option >From there you have to 39 KB JPG reach the Adolf Hitler articule using the links >You only have 5 moves Good luck everyone
: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)14:44:37 No.805437247 5 STEPS TO REACH HITLER The rules are simple: >Go to Wikipedia >Use the Random option >From there you have to 39 KB JPG reach the Adolf Hitler articule using the links >You only have 5 moves Good luck everyone

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Anon has female friend | /r/Greentext

3h (4/13 8:15) ·63191200 7 Re · 0 Img JPG 76KB · (881 × 960) >long time female friend asks me if I'm seeing someone and if that's the reason l've been distant lately >realize what she's asking >lie and tell her I'm talking to someone but it's nothing serious yet >her voice cracks >can tell she wants to cry НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА HAHAHAHAHA I remember 2 years ago when one of my friends mentioned about us dating this w---- said >"No sorry I'm seeing someone" HAHAHAHAHAHA F--- THAT STUPID W---- T HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF
3h (4/13 8:15) ·63191200 7 Re · 0 Img JPG 76KB · (881 × 960) >long time female friend asks me if I'm seeing someone and if that's the reason l've been distant lately >realize what she's asking >lie and tell her I'm talking to someone but it's nothing serious yet >her voice cracks >can tell she wants to cry НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА HAHAHAHAHA I remember 2 years ago when one of my friends mentioned about us dating this w---- said >"No sorry I'm seeing someone" HAHAHAHAHAHA F--- THAT STUPID W---- T HOPE SHE KILLS HERSELF

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