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O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:57 No.233047 ► >>233051 >>233470 >>252405 >>255429 >>257322 File: 1590329951756.jpg (369 KB, 1200x1166) Cheating to win is retarded, but cheating to grief is fun >download cheats >target one guy on the enemy team >instakill him start of every round >play intentionally retarded for the rest of the round and miss all my shots >dude is calling hacks in chat >no one believes him >he rage quit >another match >find out the cheat has a spectator list >wait for one guy on my team to die and spectate me >blatantly look at people through walls >peek out looking exactly at enemies so he knows im hacking >dont shoot and die >play intentionally retarded >only look at people through walls when that one guy spectates me >dude calls me a hacker >no one believes him >team vote kicks him for being annoying
O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)19:17:57 No.233047 ► >>233051 >>233470 >>252405 >>255429 >>257322 File: 1590329951756.jpg (369 KB, 1200x1166) Cheating to win is retarded, but cheating to grief is fun >download cheats >target one guy on the enemy team >instakill him start of every round >play intentionally retarded for the rest of the round and miss all my shots >dude is calling hacks in chat >no one believes him >he rage quit >another match >find out the cheat has a spectator list >wait for one guy on my team to die and spectate me >blatantly look at people through walls >peek out looking exactly at enemies so he knows im hacking >dont shoot and die >play intentionally retarded >only look at people through walls when that one guy spectates me >dude calls me a hacker >no one believes him >team vote kicks him for being annoying

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Anon feels super cool driving around | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)02:09:27 No.852179934 >be me a few months ago >17 year old edgelord who just got his driving license and a car >feel super cool driving around alone or with friends and listening to rhodesian music with open 1.92 MB PNG windows >one night, just a few weeks before my 18th birthday (the fact that it was just a few weeks before my 18th birtday doesnt really matter, just obligatory to write so the mod cucks dont think im underage) >drive around the city with my cousins who are from another city late at night >i pass a car far too fast, honk and drive away >few mins later the lights turn red and i have to stop >i see the car next to me >a n---- opens the window and starts shouting at me >i just turn on rhodesians never die >that guy starts screaming about how racist rhodesia was, that hes going to call the police because i called him a n---- and because i was driving too fast >just drive away even tho the lights are still red >that idiot also drives away >he gets rammed by another car >next morning i read the newspaper >he f------ died and they found alcohol and fentanyle in his bloodstream
: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)02:09:27 No.852179934 >be me a few months ago >17 year old edgelord who just got his driving license and a car >feel super cool driving around alone or with friends and listening to rhodesian music with open 1.92 MB PNG windows >one night, just a few weeks before my 18th birthday (the fact that it was just a few weeks before my 18th birtday doesnt really matter, just obligatory to write so the mod cucks dont think im underage) >drive around the city with my cousins who are from another city late at night >i pass a car far too fast, honk and drive away >few mins later the lights turn red and i have to stop >i see the car next to me >a n---- opens the window and starts shouting at me >i just turn on rhodesians never die >that guy starts screaming about how racist rhodesia was, that hes going to call the police because i called him a n---- and because i was driving too fast >just drive away even tho the lights are still red >that idiot also drives away >he gets rammed by another car >next morning i read the newspaper >he f------ died and they found alcohol and fentanyle in his bloodstream

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Anon is a dog | /r/Greentext

: Woof 04/16/21(Fri)06:54:42 No.63235535 >be me, dog in a white American family >every day my f----- of an owner takes me outside when I just wanna s--- in the house >makes me poop on the grass and 54 KB JPG walk around the same block a million times >throws a stick and makes me get it for him >mfw when the second I give him the stick the tard throws it again Doganons, are human owners autistic? Should I just take the streetdogpill : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)07:18:07 No.63235797 >be dog >owner is white woman >tfw she makes me do unspeakable things to her dont trust the peanut butter bros... 5 KB JPG
: Woof 04/16/21(Fri)06:54:42 No.63235535 >be me, dog in a white American family >every day my f----- of an owner takes me outside when I just wanna s--- in the house >makes me poop on the grass and 54 KB JPG walk around the same block a million times >throws a stick and makes me get it for him >mfw when the second I give him the stick the tard throws it again Doganons, are human owners autistic? Should I just take the streetdogpill : Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)07:18:07 No.63235797 >be dog >owner is white woman >tfw she makes me do unspeakable things to her dont trust the peanut butter bros... 5 KB JPG

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Anon likes magnets | /r/Greentext

File: Magnetic-Rattlesnake-Eggs.jpg (45 KB, 551x421) Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:44:19 No.852197083 [Reply] ► >>852197578 >ZOINK
File: Magnetic-Rattlesnake-Eggs.jpg (45 KB, 551x421) Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)23:44:19 No.852197083 [Reply] ► >>852197578 >ZOINK

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Anon questions god | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:23:28 No.10897669 >Australian bushfires >COVID-19 pandemic >stock market crash >Beirut explosion >West Coast wildfires >devastating floods in Indonesia >earthquake and tsunami in 113 KB JPG Greece and Turkey How can a loving god cause such agony? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:36:31 No.10897754 >>10897669 (OP) # >Earth is no longer paradise after humans chose sin in defiance >Bible says these kinds of things will happen increasingly >better go insinuate that God isn't real on 4channel
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:23:28 No.10897669 >Australian bushfires >COVID-19 pandemic >stock market crash >Beirut explosion >West Coast wildfires >devastating floods in Indonesia >earthquake and tsunami in 113 KB JPG Greece and Turkey How can a loving god cause such agony? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:36:31 No.10897754 >>10897669 (OP) # >Earth is no longer paradise after humans chose sin in defiance >Bible says these kinds of things will happen increasingly >better go insinuate that God isn't real on 4channel

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Anon tries dating | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)18:17:03 No.63231304 >>63227889 >be me >match with 7/10 qt3.14 >first date went well, land a second 25 KB JPG >plan to take her on a picnic by a lake, play some guitar for her >we meet up get some snacks and go to the lake >lm actually coming down hard off acid >cant even hold a decent conversation >strum a few chords and tell her Im sorry >too f----- up to even function >date was a failure basically >somehow she agrees to a third date >we go pubcrawling >get wasted on tequila >at one bar introduces me to a guy >says hes her f--- buddy and leaves with him >tfw I got cucked by a tinder thot
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)18:17:03 No.63231304 >>63227889 >be me >match with 7/10 qt3.14 >first date went well, land a second 25 KB JPG >plan to take her on a picnic by a lake, play some guitar for her >we meet up get some snacks and go to the lake >lm actually coming down hard off acid >cant even hold a decent conversation >strum a few chords and tell her Im sorry >too f----- up to even function >date was a failure basically >somehow she agrees to a third date >we go pubcrawling >get wasted on tequila >at one bar introduces me to a guy >says hes her f--- buddy and leaves with him >tfw I got cucked by a tinder thot

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Anon had an incident with dad. | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: GlS8wdt2) 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >>557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door 55 KB JPG >dad is on the computer, doesnt hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >"..well, I can tell you what its not. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had
Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: GlS8wdt2) 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >>557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door 55 KB JPG >dad is on the computer, doesnt hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >"..well, I can tell you what its not. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had

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Seat warmer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:55:20 No.63228089 >met girl off dating app, we hit it off >talked so much every day, video called for hours >finally meet up, it's amazing, tons of flirting 104 KB JPG >she says she wants to start off as friends, i say ok >months of talking, i support her a lot, we share secrets >she says she isnt ready for a relationship for a long long time >week later she gets in a relationship with someone else
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)13:55:20 No.63228089 >met girl off dating app, we hit it off >talked so much every day, video called for hours >finally meet up, it's amazing, tons of flirting 104 KB JPG >she says she wants to start off as friends, i say ok >months of talking, i support her a lot, we share secrets >she says she isnt ready for a relationship for a long long time >week later she gets in a relationship with someone else

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Anon creates chaos | /r/Greentext

>Go to /pol/ >Find a controverse greentext about race/gender/LGBT/ etc. >Screenshot it >Go to plebbit >Post it on r/greentext >Watch f------ lose their minds >Get banned for HaTe SpEeCh 30 KB JPG Total victory
>Go to /pol/ >Find a controverse greentext about race/gender/LGBT/ etc. >Screenshot it >Go to plebbit >Post it on r/greentext >Watch f------ lose their minds >Get banned for HaTe SpEeCh 30 KB JPG Total victory

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Woman moment | /r/Greentext

File: mm.jpg (764 KB, 1280x1920) O Anonymous 01/12/21(Tue)07:02:57 No.61828739 [Reply] > >coworker >late 30s guy >church going guy, leads a Bible study with his wife >2 daughters, 1 son. all toddler age >wife used to post all this Christian trad stuff >they looked like the ideal family >family trip to Italy >meet Chad Italian waiter dude >she cheats on her husband that night >wife literally leaves her husband and children for this dude >moved to Italy and never even talks to her old family how my coworker hasn't ree'd the f--- out idk
File: mm.jpg (764 KB, 1280x1920) O Anonymous 01/12/21(Tue)07:02:57 No.61828739 [Reply] > >coworker >late 30s guy >church going guy, leads a Bible study with his wife >2 daughters, 1 son. all toddler age >wife used to post all this Christian trad stuff >they looked like the ideal family >family trip to Italy >meet Chad Italian waiter dude >she cheats on her husband that night >wife literally leaves her husband and children for this dude >moved to Italy and never even talks to her old family how my coworker hasn't ree'd the f--- out idk

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anon is actually normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous autistic things you do 06/06/18(Wed)21:28:21 No.45943362 >open webcam >put little webcam window in corner of screen >pretend l'm streaming while I'm browsing the internet and watching 37 KB PNG videos >make comments on stuff >pretend l'm an eceleb and people like me : Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)21:29:33 No.45943385 this is nothing to the f------ people on here who like store their s--- and c-- in a sock and refrigerate it to later use it on pizza. You are basically 1.94 MB GIF normal, anon >>45943650 # >>45944308 #
: Anonymous autistic things you do 06/06/18(Wed)21:28:21 No.45943362 >open webcam >put little webcam window in corner of screen >pretend l'm streaming while I'm browsing the internet and watching 37 KB PNG videos >make comments on stuff >pretend l'm an eceleb and people like me : Anonymous 06/06/18(Wed)21:29:33 No.45943385 this is nothing to the f------ people on here who like store their s--- and c-- in a sock and refrigerate it to later use it on pizza. You are basically 1.94 MB GIF normal, anon >>45943650 # >>45944308 #

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Anon gets burgled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)09:24:27 No.852143946 >be me >small retard in third grade >Live in a small apartment building >Only friend is the neighbor kid LEGO CITY 5-12 201 WARNINGoom 0 >His name is Isaac >Isaac is a teenager >go to my dad's for the weekend >he gives me a lego set, pic related 1.16 MB PNG >Coolest s--- ever >come home and build the lego set >show it to Isaac, he thinks it's cool >Isaac says I should hide it out in the bushes so it doesnt get stolen W--? Hide it in the bushes?? >Autistic me believes him >Burglars might break into the house and steal it >Hide it in the thorn bush outside the door Next day >Come to get it >It's not there >PANIC.gif >Tell Isaac >Knock on his door >His mom opens the door >Tell her I want to see Isaac >walking to his room to tell him tha- >He has the legos >relief.png >ask if I can have it back I kid you not, this muthafucka says no >Isaac says that it's his legos not mine >His mom backs him up by saying his dad got it for him F--- you bitch >Throw a tantrum >mfw he only gives me one of the motorcycle pieces that got the set >Fast forward to today Still p-----
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)09:24:27 No.852143946 >be me >small retard in third grade >Live in a small apartment building >Only friend is the neighbor kid LEGO CITY 5-12 201 WARNINGoom 0 >His name is Isaac >Isaac is a teenager >go to my dad's for the weekend >he gives me a lego set, pic related 1.16 MB PNG >Coolest s--- ever >come home and build the lego set >show it to Isaac, he thinks it's cool >Isaac says I should hide it out in the bushes so it doesnt get stolen W--? Hide it in the bushes?? >Autistic me believes him >Burglars might break into the house and steal it >Hide it in the thorn bush outside the door Next day >Come to get it >It's not there >PANIC.gif >Tell Isaac >Knock on his door >His mom opens the door >Tell her I want to see Isaac >walking to his room to tell him tha- >He has the legos >relief.png >ask if I can have it back I kid you not, this muthafucka says no >Isaac says that it's his legos not mine >His mom backs him up by saying his dad got it for him F--- you bitch >Throw a tantrum >mfw he only gives me one of the motorcycle pieces that got the set >Fast forward to today Still p-----

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Anon is back at it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu) 14:51:58 No.63229548 >Had the giant salamander r--- dream again 20 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)14:55:30 No.63229603 SOON, DESU 19 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu) 14:51:58 No.63229548 >Had the giant salamander r--- dream again 20 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)14:55:30 No.63229603 SOON, DESU 19 KB JPG

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wagecucks fear the shrouded neet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n0Xi0h/o OE 04/14/21(Wed)08:23:18 No.316729984 >Hello wagie, up and early i see ... enjoy the worms wagie. Good luck today and I hope the big boss gives you a raise and a christmas bonus 79 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: $1F1emew ) 04/14/21(Wed)08:24:32 No.316730099 >>316729984 (OP) # 143 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: n0Xi0h/o OE 04/14/21(Wed)08:23:18 No.316729984 >Hello wagie, up and early i see ... enjoy the worms wagie. Good luck today and I hope the big boss gives you a raise and a christmas bonus 79 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: $1F1emew ) 04/14/21(Wed)08:24:32 No.316730099 >>316729984 (OP) # 143 KB JPG

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Anon is responsible. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:01:29 No.852001411 @alexandradaddario_xo girl in dress.jpg 65 KB JPG > Why do you follow me, you creep? Your reaction? : Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:02:42 No.852001478 >>852001411 (OP) # Where's your mask? >>852001706 #
: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:01:29 No.852001411 @alexandradaddario_xo girl in dress.jpg 65 KB JPG > Why do you follow me, you creep? Your reaction? : Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)14:02:42 No.852001478 >>852001411 (OP) # Where's your mask? >>852001706 #

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Anon has a shitty idea | /r/Greentext

EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS 11m (4/15 20:51) · 63224746 O Re ·0 Img JPG 64KB · (592 × 487) LEAT MY OWN POOP Telemarketing > be me > an hour ago, just smoked weed and very high > interrupted by telemarketer > remember reading about how you can stop them from calling you by saying morbid/sexual things > enact plan > answer phone > start thinking of something bad to say > remember seeing poop p--- when some weird kid showed it off on the bus in high-school > most foul thing l've ever seen > start ranting about eating poop for a good 25 to 30 seconds > when I finish the lady on the other end of the line just says "what?" > mind goes blank, don't know how to respond > hang up Hopefully they won't call me anymore
EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS 11m (4/15 20:51) · 63224746 O Re ·0 Img JPG 64KB · (592 × 487) LEAT MY OWN POOP Telemarketing > be me > an hour ago, just smoked weed and very high > interrupted by telemarketer > remember reading about how you can stop them from calling you by saying morbid/sexual things > enact plan > answer phone > start thinking of something bad to say > remember seeing poop p--- when some weird kid showed it off on the bus in high-school > most foul thing l've ever seen > start ranting about eating poop for a good 25 to 30 seconds > when I finish the lady on the other end of the line just says "what?" > mind goes blank, don't know how to respond > hang up Hopefully they won't call me anymore

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Anon finds happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 852161393 15 min. ago ••• >be me >18 and depressed as s--- >find cat injured on side of road >take it to vet > expensive as s--- to get him fixed up >pay vet >take cat home >cat getting used to my place >cat sleeps with me in bed later that night >feel happy for once in my life >l actually have a friend for once >thank you cat 78.9 kB PNG
Anonymous | 852161393 15 min. ago ••• >be me >18 and depressed as s--- >find cat injured on side of road >take it to vet > expensive as s--- to get him fixed up >pay vet >take cat home >cat getting used to my place >cat sleeps with me in bed later that night >feel happy for once in my life >l actually have a friend for once >thank you cat 78.9 kB PNG

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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:58:57 No.63225937 >probably going to fail a class this semester >few days before finals >anxiety is crushing. affecting my other classes >suicidal thoughts surging as I think about how I cant put effort into 337 KB PNG anything and how l'll never get a good job and be able to accomplish anything but low paid wageslavery Why have humans created such needlessly stressful systems for ourselves? Every day I wake up and I can't believe such a torturous existence is real 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)10:58:57 No.63225937 >probably going to fail a class this semester >few days before finals >anxiety is crushing. affecting my other classes >suicidal thoughts surging as I think about how I cant put effort into 337 KB PNG anything and how l'll never get a good job and be able to accomplish anything but low paid wageslavery Why have humans created such needlessly stressful systems for ourselves? Every day I wake up and I can't believe such a torturous existence is real 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is pushing to the limits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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