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Anon hates reddit ghosts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:03:50 No.28255328 Why the f--- are there atheist ghosts? I just contacted one that asked me to prove God exists. Why didn't they realize God exists when they appeared in the afterlife? 318 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:07:06 No.28255339 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:12:43 No.28255369 >be retard atheist ghost >god hates me for being a retard atheist, doesn't allow me into heaven >ask some meatfag to prove god exists to me rather than find out for myself through ghostprayer I despise the fact that there are reddit ghosts
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:03:50 No.28255328 Why the f--- are there atheist ghosts? I just contacted one that asked me to prove God exists. Why didn't they realize God exists when they appeared in the afterlife? 318 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:07:06 No.28255339 : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)14:12:43 No.28255369 >be retard atheist ghost >god hates me for being a retard atheist, doesn't allow me into heaven >ask some meatfag to prove god exists to me rather than find out for myself through ghostprayer I despise the fact that there are reddit ghosts

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Anon hates school | /r/Greentext

>be me >in online school >using personal computer >having fun in school because i get to use my personal computer >school forces dogshit Chromebook >cant use personal computer >fine.png >look through chromebook >see a s--- ton of extensions >1 to block all videos and such >alright i get it, cant let people get distracted >keep looking >find weird extension ive never heard of >look it up >its a school-made spyware >mfw the school can see everything you do >mfw the school can control your browser >mfw the school is forcing this dog s--- computer because its cheap and they want total control of their students
>be me >in online school >using personal computer >having fun in school because i get to use my personal computer >school forces dogshit Chromebook >cant use personal computer >fine.png >look through chromebook >see a s--- ton of extensions >1 to block all videos and such >alright i get it, cant let people get distracted >keep looking >find weird extension ive never heard of >look it up >its a school-made spyware >mfw the school can see everything you do >mfw the school can control your browser >mfw the school is forcing this dog s--- computer because its cheap and they want total control of their students

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Anon wants to flip his life | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)12:14:33 No.63258434 >hate my country >depressed >want to leave >can't due to depression, unable to live like a normal person, get the required work experience or study, already failed uni 279 KB JPG >vicious cycle that can only end in death i'm open to ideas. how do i start living and flip my life upside down? : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)12:15:23 No.63258447 >>63258434 (OP) You deserve to suffer and you know it.
E Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)12:14:33 No.63258434 >hate my country >depressed >want to leave >can't due to depression, unable to live like a normal person, get the required work experience or study, already failed uni 279 KB JPG >vicious cycle that can only end in death i'm open to ideas. how do i start living and flip my life upside down? : Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)12:15:23 No.63258447 >>63258434 (OP) You deserve to suffer and you know it.

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Anon improved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:44:03 No.852363575 >be me >never really got attention from girls in hs >now in college >been lifting for the past year >dress well 34 KB JPG >being 6ft 1 helps >in line for a club last night >a girl comes up to me and starts talking >says she knows someone further up in the line and takes me wither her Did I make it anons? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)08:04:13 No.852364355 >>852363575 (OP) # 226 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:44:03 No.852363575 >be me >never really got attention from girls in hs >now in college >been lifting for the past year >dress well 34 KB JPG >being 6ft 1 helps >in line for a club last night >a girl comes up to me and starts talking >says she knows someone further up in the line and takes me wither her Did I make it anons? 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)08:04:13 No.852364355 >>852363575 (OP) # 226 KB JPG

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anon hates life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BS6NK+KB ) H 04/18/21(Sun)05:32:19 No.317369008 ► >317369242 >>317369296 >>317369528 >31736957 >>317369582 >>317369748 >>317369788 >>317369963 >>317370013 >>3173 >>317370184 >>317370193 >>317370209 >go through school >be an ugly loser, girls all laugh at me, don't go to prom >ignore them, work hard, get good grades >go to college >be an ugly loser, girls ignore me, no social life the entire time, people creeped out by me when I try to socialise and I feel pathetic >work hard, get good grades >get a job at large well known company after failing lots of interviews >work hard, get all my work done >all coworkers are the same normies that would have ignored or laughed at me before >get told I need to improve because my communication skills aren't good enough >no longer confident about my promotion prospects | I'm tired, bros.
Anonymous (ID: BS6NK+KB ) H 04/18/21(Sun)05:32:19 No.317369008 ► >317369242 >>317369296 >>317369528 >31736957 >>317369582 >>317369748 >>317369788 >>317369963 >>317370013 >>3173 >>317370184 >>317370193 >>317370209 >go through school >be an ugly loser, girls all laugh at me, don't go to prom >ignore them, work hard, get good grades >go to college >be an ugly loser, girls ignore me, no social life the entire time, people creeped out by me when I try to socialise and I feel pathetic >work hard, get good grades >get a job at large well known company after failing lots of interviews >work hard, get all my work done >all coworkers are the same normies that would have ignored or laughed at me before >get told I need to improve because my communication skills aren't good enough >no longer confident about my promotion prospects | I'm tired, bros.

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anon watches a video | /r/Greentext

>watching J------- instruction Video on pornhub >bitch on video says 'wow, your so disgusting with your 'tiny tim', is that even declared a penis?" >feel ashamed 960 KB GIF >apologize in comment section >close browser >mfw
>watching J------- instruction Video on pornhub >bitch on video says 'wow, your so disgusting with your 'tiny tim', is that even declared a penis?" >feel ashamed 960 KB GIF >apologize in comment section >close browser >mfw

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Anon will be surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My desire 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 1.62 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 Have I got a surprise for you f-----
: Anonymous My desire 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 1.62 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 Have I got a surprise for you f-----

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Anon retells his closest time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: dst3+nby) 08/25/12(Sat)06:51:25 No.421076726 O8 posting my closest time through the medium of greentext, i hope you enjoy >be 19 >at friends party >all get drunk >the girl i really wanted to f--- was there >i decided to stay over at my friends house, so did she >in bed together she was just in her underwear >she starts sucking my finger (like a b------ type sucking) >i take my finger out >bob the wet finger on her nose and say "boop" >nothing further happened seriously thats a true story
Anonymous (ID: dst3+nby) 08/25/12(Sat)06:51:25 No.421076726 O8 posting my closest time through the medium of greentext, i hope you enjoy >be 19 >at friends party >all get drunk >the girl i really wanted to f--- was there >i decided to stay over at my friends house, so did she >in bed together she was just in her underwear >she starts sucking my finger (like a b------ type sucking) >i take my finger out >bob the wet finger on her nose and say "boop" >nothing further happened seriously thats a true story

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Anon likes Pepsi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.
: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

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Anon hurt his ankle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:08:15 No.63265630 >go frolicking in the fields >twist my ankle on a rock real bad >go to doctors office >they tell me l've badly damaged it >have to stay off it for awhile >can't go frolicking in the fields for 44 KB JPG at least two more weeks
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)07:08:15 No.63265630 >go frolicking in the fields >twist my ankle on a rock real bad >go to doctors office >they tell me l've badly damaged it >have to stay off it for awhile >can't go frolicking in the fields for 44 KB JPG at least two more weeks

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They already succeeded anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)20:02:04 No.852359323 >close eyes, 5:52 pm >hallucinate femboy furry within the darkness of my eyelids >open eyes in fear THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INTO MY MIND TO TURN ME GAY 53 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)20:02:04 No.852359323 >close eyes, 5:52 pm >hallucinate femboy furry within the darkness of my eyelids >open eyes in fear THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INTO MY MIND TO TURN ME GAY 53 KB JPG

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Anon is white | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)21:47:48 No.63258093 >wake up >white male 139 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)21:47:48 No.63258093 >wake up >white male 139 KB JPG

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Anon makes dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:37:46 No.852350095 >midnight snack >make nachos with doritos instead of torilla chips >eat all the ones with the least amount of cheese first >saving best for last > pick up the last nacho, giant dorito with 153 KB PNG tons of cheese >it falls on the ground thats it, im killing myself tonight : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:38:28 No.852350133 Fat ass
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:37:46 No.852350095 >midnight snack >make nachos with doritos instead of torilla chips >eat all the ones with the least amount of cheese first >saving best for last > pick up the last nacho, giant dorito with 153 KB PNG tons of cheese >it falls on the ground thats it, im killing myself tonight : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)16:38:28 No.852350133 Fat ass

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Anon is listening to music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person 14 KB JPG coughed to make sure it was in the song >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person 14 KB JPG coughed to make sure it was in the song >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png

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pretty weird dream ifam | /r/Greentext

>weird dream last night >am in a restaurant with Trump >he tells s----- boomer jokes >grabs the waitress by the p---- then tells me he can do it since he is the president >suddenly Hercule Poirot comes in >exposes Trump who is in fact just an orange football with a wig on a broom in a suit >tells me l'm arrested to for having a small d--- >wake up >wonder how Poirot knew I have a small d--- >realize all this doesn't make sense so get out of bed to have breakfast and how was your morning, Anons?
>weird dream last night >am in a restaurant with Trump >he tells s----- boomer jokes >grabs the waitress by the p---- then tells me he can do it since he is the president >suddenly Hercule Poirot comes in >exposes Trump who is in fact just an orange football with a wig on a broom in a suit >tells me l'm arrested to for having a small d--- >wake up >wonder how Poirot knew I have a small d--- >realize all this doesn't make sense so get out of bed to have breakfast and how was your morning, Anons?

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"Dear god what have I done" | /r/Greentext


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Anon is alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)09:20:57 No.63254884 >wake up >realise that I am still alive the horror 188 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)09:20:57 No.63254884 >wake up >realise that I am still alive the horror 188 KB PNG

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anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)21:41:13 No.63265334 >Talking to a therapist, she asks me about my sexual history >Tell her I'm a virgin still at WHAM 28 I did. eskt. >"Oh, so you're asexual?" >"No, I'm not, I want to 55 KB JPG have sex I just haven't." >"What do you mean?" >"What do you mean what do I mean?" >"You can't tell me you've honestly been trying this long and are still a virgin?" >mfw I didn't know what to f------ say to that and she changed the subject. Therapy is f------ useless. View Thread
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)21:41:13 No.63265334 >Talking to a therapist, she asks me about my sexual history >Tell her I'm a virgin still at WHAM 28 I did. eskt. >"Oh, so you're asexual?" >"No, I'm not, I want to 55 KB JPG have sex I just haven't." >"What do you mean?" >"What do you mean what do I mean?" >"You can't tell me you've honestly been trying this long and are still a virgin?" >mfw I didn't know what to f------ say to that and she changed the subject. Therapy is f------ useless. View Thread

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someone get a therapist for that poor therapist | /r/Greentext

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1422937772596.jpg, 56KİB, 633x758 Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 04:39:38 No.17201735 | Quoted By: >>17201837 >>17201864 >>17201890 >>17202626 >>17202664 >>17202668 >>17203799 Report >tell my psychologist about r9k, chad, normalfags, pepe, wojak and show her some threads I made >almost doubles my medication by the time it's over and tells me to stay away from toxic environments >can't forget the f------ look on her face as I showed her my reaction image folder and scrolled through 1200 frog pictures
View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1422937772596.jpg, 56KİB, 633x758 Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 04:39:38 No.17201735 | Quoted By: >>17201837 >>17201864 >>17201890 >>17202626 >>17202664 >>17202668 >>17203799 Report >tell my psychologist about r9k, chad, normalfags, pepe, wojak and show her some threads I made >almost doubles my medication by the time it's over and tells me to stay away from toxic environments >can't forget the f------ look on her face as I showed her my reaction image folder and scrolled through 1200 frog pictures

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Anon looks on the bright side | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)14:17:39 No.63258486 EyFyyU7XAAI6pWb.png 1.69 MB PNG >TFW socially retarded af >TFW maxxed out the ability to pick out the right music for people >TFW will never know true love or friendship but at least get to have fun being the extended family's weird private DJ Could be worse.
: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)14:17:39 No.63258486 EyFyyU7XAAI6pWb.png 1.69 MB PNG >TFW socially retarded af >TFW maxxed out the ability to pick out the right music for people >TFW will never know true love or friendship but at least get to have fun being the extended family's weird private DJ Could be worse.

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