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Anon meets someone from grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:15:08 No.63341349 trolling on grindr is pretty hilarious >go on grindr >find some f----- who is desperate to meet up >make sure we meet up in the dead of night at a park >blow him and let him nut in my mouth >mfw this f----- didnt know he got pleasured by a STRAIGHT guy f------ queers >>63341602 #
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:15:08 No.63341349 trolling on grindr is pretty hilarious >go on grindr >find some f----- who is desperate to meet up >make sure we meet up in the dead of night at a park >blow him and let him nut in my mouth >mfw this f----- didnt know he got pleasured by a STRAIGHT guy f------ queers >>63341602 #

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Anons hates tropes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:21:36 No.63352748 >character refuses to kill their enemy because that'd mean they're just as evil god i f------ hate this trope, why is it used so much in everything 186 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:47:37 No.63353086 >>63352748 (OP) # Bonus: >they killed several "insignificant" people to get to the main villain, and only then do they decide killing is "wrong" and/or >By letting the villain go, they condemn many more people to inevitably die by the villains hands
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:21:36 No.63352748 >character refuses to kill their enemy because that'd mean they're just as evil god i f------ hate this trope, why is it used so much in everything 186 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:47:37 No.63353086 >>63352748 (OP) # Bonus: >they killed several "insignificant" people to get to the main villain, and only then do they decide killing is "wrong" and/or >By letting the villain go, they condemn many more people to inevitably die by the villains hands

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anon goes to a therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:49:25 No.63001012 HOW TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSION >go to therapy >therapist says i'll never be happy unless i "get my life together" >get a job >8 hours a day of free exercise STEP ONE.. emageneratoet >use money to order meal kits to eat healthy 10 KB JPG >start taking vitamins >lose some weight >save up enough to move out of my parents >have my own room in a place with decent roommates >still depressed >still have panic attacks >just busy 8 hours a day now
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)17:49:25 No.63001012 HOW TO DEAL WITH DEPRESSION >go to therapy >therapist says i'll never be happy unless i "get my life together" >get a job >8 hours a day of free exercise STEP ONE.. emageneratoet >use money to order meal kits to eat healthy 10 KB JPG >start taking vitamins >lose some weight >save up enough to move out of my parents >have my own room in a place with decent roommates >still depressed >still have panic attacks >just busy 8 hours a day now

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Anon helps train kids | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)13:23:14 No.816571547 please be patient I have autism >be me >amateur MMA fighter >mostly just a hobby, do it to stay in shape etc. >also help train kids at the gym I fight for >teaching 12-13 year old kid how to 77 KB JPG stand and hit pads, simple s--- >kid has high-functioning autism >out of nowhere he looks at me and says "How high does the grass grow in Germany" >Think it's just a weird autist question >"I don't know, probably the same as here" >"About this high" he then proceeds to give a full Nazi salute for 10 seconds >fuckingwotm8 I know you're on this website you little incel, I got yelled at by the gyms owner because he thought I made you do that. F--- you. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)13:23:14 No.816571547 please be patient I have autism >be me >amateur MMA fighter >mostly just a hobby, do it to stay in shape etc. >also help train kids at the gym I fight for >teaching 12-13 year old kid how to 77 KB JPG stand and hit pads, simple s--- >kid has high-functioning autism >out of nowhere he looks at me and says "How high does the grass grow in Germany" >Think it's just a weird autist question >"I don't know, probably the same as here" >"About this high" he then proceeds to give a full Nazi salute for 10 seconds >fuckingwotm8 I know you're on this website you little incel, I got yelled at by the gyms owner because he thought I made you do that. F--- you. 2 Replies View Thread

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Chadian Civil War | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)17:04:24 No.60946792 >used to play WoW in high school for 12 hours a day. Raided in hardcore guild, got a couple top 10 world first raid kills over 2 years with the guild. The Loneliest people FART The Loudest 84 KB JPG >never wanted female attention >quit WoW due to work schedule after graduation >picked up lifting >fast forward 3 years and apparently l'm attractive >can't handle female attention >fumble through relationships >last weekend slept with 3 different girls in under 24hours >l never wanted this life >l'd rather be with the guild wiping on a progression night
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)17:04:24 No.60946792 >used to play WoW in high school for 12 hours a day. Raided in hardcore guild, got a couple top 10 world first raid kills over 2 years with the guild. The Loneliest people FART The Loudest 84 KB JPG >never wanted female attention >quit WoW due to work schedule after graduation >picked up lifting >fast forward 3 years and apparently l'm attractive >can't handle female attention >fumble through relationships >last weekend slept with 3 different girls in under 24hours >l never wanted this life >l'd rather be with the guild wiping on a progression night

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Anon had a lucid dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:33:26 No.53020109 >had a lucid dream >started off flying was pretty fun >see my aunt randomly >instantly try to r--- her What did I mean by this? 494 KB GIF 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:52:25 No.53020340 >>53020109 (OP) # I studied psychology for my degree, i think i can help >this means you want to r--- your aunt
: Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:33:26 No.53020109 >had a lucid dream >started off flying was pretty fun >see my aunt randomly >instantly try to r--- her What did I mean by this? 494 KB GIF 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)20:52:25 No.53020340 >>53020109 (OP) # I studied psychology for my degree, i think i can help >this means you want to r--- your aunt

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Anon is sarcastic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol 19 KB JPG >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol 19 KB JPG >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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Anon gets used | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)01:16:58 No.852784799 >be me >raised catholic my whole life >think im going to save myself for marriage >be in college >date this girl 11 KB JPG >she knows the deal >perfect body, great sense of humor, lots of fun >she practically moves in with me and my roommate after dating for about 2 months >9 months in, decide f--- it >figure it's not bad so long as i marry her eventually >she is happy >we f--- >next week >she tells me her mom is visiting for the weekend >my gf doesnt want her mom to know that she is living with me >spend 3 hours helping her pack up all of her s--- out of my apartment >it takes several trips caring all of her boxes up all of the flights of stairs to her own apartment >she hasn't been in there for months, so i help her clean up the place as well for her mom's visit >it takes all day to help her, but i don't care because i love her >as soon as everything is done she breaks up with me Her mom never even came to visit
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)01:16:58 No.852784799 >be me >raised catholic my whole life >think im going to save myself for marriage >be in college >date this girl 11 KB JPG >she knows the deal >perfect body, great sense of humor, lots of fun >she practically moves in with me and my roommate after dating for about 2 months >9 months in, decide f--- it >figure it's not bad so long as i marry her eventually >she is happy >we f--- >next week >she tells me her mom is visiting for the weekend >my gf doesnt want her mom to know that she is living with me >spend 3 hours helping her pack up all of her s--- out of my apartment >it takes several trips caring all of her boxes up all of the flights of stairs to her own apartment >she hasn't been in there for months, so i help her clean up the place as well for her mom's visit >it takes all day to help her, but i don't care because i love her >as soon as everything is done she breaks up with me Her mom never even came to visit

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Anon learns everything is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: jUrvyDLG ) I I Fun Game 02/28/21(Sun)17:27:27 No.310148878 Is breathing racist? Q All O Images E News O Videos 9 марs I More Settings Tools About 12,600,000 results (0.39 seconds) www.motherjones.com > air-pollution-racial-disparities - This Is How Racist Your Air Is – Mother Jones Apr 28, 2014 – The study overlaid Census data exposure levels of a pollutant called nitrogen dioxide or NO2 which is created by combustion in ENVIRONMENT POLITICS CRIME AND JUSTICE FOOD MEDIA INVESTIGATIC ENVIRONMENT APRIL 28, 2014 This Is How Racist Your Air Is If you're white, you're probably breathing cleaner air. JULIA LURIE Senior Reporter Bio | Follow f WE DON'T ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR. People of color are exposed to 46% more nitrogen dioxide pollution each year than white people. Average NO2 exposure in parts per billion 15 ppb pay up whitey.png 66 KB PNG 1- Go to Jewgle 2- Туре "Is 3- Most retarded find wins the day. Pic related racist?"
: Anonymous (ID: jUrvyDLG ) I I Fun Game 02/28/21(Sun)17:27:27 No.310148878 Is breathing racist? Q All O Images E News O Videos 9 марs I More Settings Tools About 12,600,000 results (0.39 seconds) www.motherjones.com > air-pollution-racial-disparities - This Is How Racist Your Air Is – Mother Jones Apr 28, 2014 – The study overlaid Census data exposure levels of a pollutant called nitrogen dioxide or NO2 which is created by combustion in ENVIRONMENT POLITICS CRIME AND JUSTICE FOOD MEDIA INVESTIGATIC ENVIRONMENT APRIL 28, 2014 This Is How Racist Your Air Is If you're white, you're probably breathing cleaner air. JULIA LURIE Senior Reporter Bio | Follow f WE DON'T ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR. People of color are exposed to 46% more nitrogen dioxide pollution each year than white people. Average NO2 exposure in parts per billion 15 ppb pay up whitey.png 66 KB PNG 1- Go to Jewgle 2- Туре "Is 3- Most retarded find wins the day. Pic related racist?"

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Wtf did i just read | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 769031659 32 perccel ezelőt •.. Just got laid >Be Me >16 >Yesterday >At School hanging out with group of friends >See Stacy I like and get a boner >Put d--- in waistband like so many of you seem to 5,9 kB JPG recommend ItWorks.exe >Stacy comes up to me, "Oh, Hey Anon." >Gives me hug >5'5" and she is closer to 5' 10" >Have to reach up a little >D--- pops out through the top and rubs her stomach >Wasn't expecting it and instantly nut on her stomach >She was wearing a crop trop >She pulls away somewhat slowly to reveal a fat nut on her stomach >She gags and runs away nearly crying >Friends all look at me in disgust >I run off campus and am posting this from a local Dennys See Ya Later Virgins 3 REPLIES 5 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 769031659 32 perccel ezelőt •.. Just got laid >Be Me >16 >Yesterday >At School hanging out with group of friends >See Stacy I like and get a boner >Put d--- in waistband like so many of you seem to 5,9 kB JPG recommend ItWorks.exe >Stacy comes up to me, "Oh, Hey Anon." >Gives me hug >5'5" and she is closer to 5' 10" >Have to reach up a little >D--- pops out through the top and rubs her stomach >Wasn't expecting it and instantly nut on her stomach >She was wearing a crop trop >She pulls away somewhat slowly to reveal a fat nut on her stomach >She gags and runs away nearly crying >Friends all look at me in disgust >I run off campus and am posting this from a local Dennys See Ya Later Virgins 3 REPLIES 5 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yG+Dj5r/ 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:35 No.318257700 >New Zealand has no guns. OLLN LO Completely banned by the government and almost impossible for the average joe to own any form of firearm. 27 KB JPG >That being said literally 10000x safer than the United States. >Americans will still say they want the right to defend themselves. But from what exactly? Perhaps you are the issue. Be more like New Zealand. New Zealand is cool. : Anonymous (ID: Bf7qJNN1 ) 04/23/21(Fri)10:54:04 No.318257829 > But from what exactly? n------ >>318261433 #
: Anonymous (ID: yG+Dj5r/ 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:35 No.318257700 >New Zealand has no guns. OLLN LO Completely banned by the government and almost impossible for the average joe to own any form of firearm. 27 KB JPG >That being said literally 10000x safer than the United States. >Americans will still say they want the right to defend themselves. But from what exactly? Perhaps you are the issue. Be more like New Zealand. New Zealand is cool. : Anonymous (ID: Bf7qJNN1 ) 04/23/21(Fri)10:54:04 No.318257829 > But from what exactly? n------ >>318261433 #

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Anon listens to death metal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:45 No.852751421 Screenshot_20210321_172130_com.google.android.youtube.jpg 353 KB JPG >be me >decide to listen to death metal >why do people listen to bs? >continue listening to Metallica >after few years Metallica seems boring to me >give death metal another try >listen to Death >OH MY GOD THIS IS SO F------ BEATIFUL >Find out Chuck died long time ago >cry >be inspired, buy guitar, amp >play only Death >probably will start band with my friends >thank you Chuck
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:52:45 No.852751421 Screenshot_20210321_172130_com.google.android.youtube.jpg 353 KB JPG >be me >decide to listen to death metal >why do people listen to bs? >continue listening to Metallica >after few years Metallica seems boring to me >give death metal another try >listen to Death >OH MY GOD THIS IS SO F------ BEATIFUL >Find out Chuck died long time ago >cry >be inspired, buy guitar, amp >play only Death >probably will start band with my friends >thank you Chuck

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Anon has the correct response. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:06:17 No.63311897 >Hey, are you anon? >l'm your sister haha, your parents gave me to adoption. I wanted to meet you so bad. >So... tell me about your life 248 KB JPG Wat do 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:15:55 No.63312018 >>63311897 (OP) # I assume an exaggerated hoodlum swagger and say amid flashing hand gestures, "lon know you BITCH you just trynna get up all in my S--- and get sum MONEY off me NAH AH bitch you aint gon get no money from me f--- outta here 23 KB JPG witcho dumbayyys s--- n---- damn don let me ever see yo DUMBASS here again" And calmly adjust myself and walk away
: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:06:17 No.63311897 >Hey, are you anon? >l'm your sister haha, your parents gave me to adoption. I wanted to meet you so bad. >So... tell me about your life 248 KB JPG Wat do 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)13:15:55 No.63312018 >>63311897 (OP) # I assume an exaggerated hoodlum swagger and say amid flashing hand gestures, "lon know you BITCH you just trynna get up all in my S--- and get sum MONEY off me NAH AH bitch you aint gon get no money from me f--- outta here 23 KB JPG witcho dumbayyys s--- n---- damn don let me ever see yo DUMBASS here again" And calmly adjust myself and walk away

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Anon is racist? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)13:59:06 No.852680643 moble >be me >joke about racist and homophobic stuff with my cousin on discord >not really a racist (only towards gypsies) or a homophobe >actually start to think that I'm superior >start posting anti gay/trans images >w-- i thought that I'd never come to Based Department Remind Me Message Accept Accept 40 KB JPG hate other people based on s--- they don't have control over >offended multiple dozen people >can i ever go back?
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)13:59:06 No.852680643 moble >be me >joke about racist and homophobic stuff with my cousin on discord >not really a racist (only towards gypsies) or a homophobe >actually start to think that I'm superior >start posting anti gay/trans images >w-- i thought that I'd never come to Based Department Remind Me Message Accept Accept 40 KB JPG hate other people based on s--- they don't have control over >offended multiple dozen people >can i ever go back?

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Anon posts on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:10:04 No.852766992 >heard of 4chan >see 4chan posts daily and think they are funny >decide I wanna make a green text like on the funny reddit page >actually go to 4chan and see the 2003 website >is this actually it? 19 KB JPG >browse for a bit, 80% of posts are p--- >decide its time to post >took me 2 hours just to figure out how to post well this is it, did I do good? : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:10:49 No.852767024 no
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:10:04 No.852766992 >heard of 4chan >see 4chan posts daily and think they are funny >decide I wanna make a green text like on the funny reddit page >actually go to 4chan and see the 2003 website >is this actually it? 19 KB JPG >browse for a bit, 80% of posts are p--- >decide its time to post >took me 2 hours just to figure out how to post well this is it, did I do good? : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)10:10:49 No.852767024 no

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Save money on porn too | /r/Greentext

File: chute.jpg (25 KB, 466x453) Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:39:38 No.852628975 >>852629070 >>852629087 >>852629178 >>852629872 >>852630206 >>852630341 >>852630423 >>852630585 >>852632567 >quit video games >quit social media >quit dating >quit alcohol >quit smoking >quit fapping >now what >all i have now is >arguing with retards on the internet Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:41:02 No.852629070 >>852628975 (OP) Stand in front of a mirror and argue with yourself to save money on electricity and data. Bfsmild
File: chute.jpg (25 KB, 466x453) Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:39:38 No.852628975 >>852629070 >>852629087 >>852629178 >>852629872 >>852630206 >>852630341 >>852630423 >>852630585 >>852632567 >quit video games >quit social media >quit dating >quit alcohol >quit smoking >quit fapping >now what >all i have now is >arguing with retards on the internet Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:41:02 No.852629070 >>852628975 (OP) Stand in front of a mirror and argue with yourself to save money on electricity and data. Bfsmild

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Anon is forgetful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!" >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---
Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)18:19:45 No.850653707 >driving to work early in the morning >kind of cool outside so roll down windows >at stop light a few miles down the road >see a -20/10 ogre on the sidewalk >forget i have windows down >say loudly 'jeepers f----- heepers, it's times like these i wish i didn't have sight' >she looks over at me >we make eye contact >she starts to walk over while saying 'that can be arranged m----------!" >speed through red light Gonna drive back by later and talk more s---

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anon is self sufficient | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)23:03:12 No.849064494 >>849063047 (OP) # Related Be me >from middle class family >learned how to cut grass, do laundry, cook, etc. from a young age >be 22, air force pilot 89 KB PNG >work on my own car for fun >one day get gf from rich family >chilling at rich gfs family's house >her younger sister (17? i don't f----- remember) microwaves something with a fork in it. Panics when it makes lighnting, doesn't know why. How the f--- do you make it to 17 without knowing forks don't go in the microwave? >>849065105 #
: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)23:03:12 No.849064494 >>849063047 (OP) # Related Be me >from middle class family >learned how to cut grass, do laundry, cook, etc. from a young age >be 22, air force pilot 89 KB PNG >work on my own car for fun >one day get gf from rich family >chilling at rich gfs family's house >her younger sister (17? i don't f----- remember) microwaves something with a fork in it. Panics when it makes lighnting, doesn't know why. How the f--- do you make it to 17 without knowing forks don't go in the microwave? >>849065105 #

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Anon is hackerman | /r/Greentext

exposing myself >be me >gf of 7 months dumps me >act depressed, my dad asks what's walch pom Leheated t ineeded ama in my lite aturatty e, ethe wrong >tell him that my gf dumped me >he tells me he knows how I can get her back true Twould le about y age to f--- le my body tO b y 40 (hink) itry tu t ys y ing them itoke bh contrl 65 KB JPG >asks him how? >he tells me just ignore her and act like the breakup doesn't bother me >l take his advice >mfw she calls me to ask me if I'm depressed >mfw she's been thinking and what's to get back together if women can be hacked this easily. You guys have no reason to complain. 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:01:32 No.63347073 Ahahahaha not quite that simple, robot. Sounds engineered like your dad and gf were pranking you.
exposing myself >be me >gf of 7 months dumps me >act depressed, my dad asks what's walch pom Leheated t ineeded ama in my lite aturatty e, ethe wrong >tell him that my gf dumped me >he tells me he knows how I can get her back true Twould le about y age to f--- le my body tO b y 40 (hink) itry tu t ys y ing them itoke bh contrl 65 KB JPG >asks him how? >he tells me just ignore her and act like the breakup doesn't bother me >l take his advice >mfw she calls me to ask me if I'm depressed >mfw she's been thinking and what's to get back together if women can be hacked this easily. You guys have no reason to complain. 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)18:01:32 No.63347073 Ahahahaha not quite that simple, robot. Sounds engineered like your dad and gf were pranking you.

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Anon did a bad thing | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/31/17(Sun)01:02:24 No.755392693 >>755392983 My wife doesn't even know about this one. > be 17yo me > 1994 > senior year hs is almost here, last summer party > girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten > one of the few nice older kids > see her at the party > she sees me and gets all huggy >i have one beer > she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20 > she sticks to me like glue > never had female attention like this before > she starts to get really wobbly > still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her > decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her > maybe just paranoia > convince her to sit and talk in my car > she passes out > nobody really paying attention to us for awhile > the jocks have found other targets > take her back to my house > sneak into house by myself > make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark > good dog > go back out to car > don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up > over my shoulder, get her in house > carry her upstairs > lay her on my bed > she looks so peaceful, innocent > realize she is out > she won't remember anything >i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul > and my pants >i reach out > vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand > remember that s--- is overdue > sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster > drop it in the night dropoff box > as soon as door slams shut i realize >i never rewound it. God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy f---. I feel like a f------ monster.
O Anonymous 12/31/17(Sun)01:02:24 No.755392693 >>755392983 My wife doesn't even know about this one. > be 17yo me > 1994 > senior year hs is almost here, last summer party > girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten > one of the few nice older kids > see her at the party > she sees me and gets all huggy >i have one beer > she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20 > she sticks to me like glue > never had female attention like this before > she starts to get really wobbly > still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her > decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her > maybe just paranoia > convince her to sit and talk in my car > she passes out > nobody really paying attention to us for awhile > the jocks have found other targets > take her back to my house > sneak into house by myself > make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark > good dog > go back out to car > don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up > over my shoulder, get her in house > carry her upstairs > lay her on my bed > she looks so peaceful, innocent > realize she is out > she won't remember anything >i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul > and my pants >i reach out > vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand > remember that s--- is overdue > sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster > drop it in the night dropoff box > as soon as door slams shut i realize >i never rewound it. God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy f---. I feel like a f------ monster.

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