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Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:38:35 No.63391703 >be me, a college student >join an online class >Professor is late, better watch some YT >LudwigAhgren.mp4 >professor shows up. >whylWasLateAndHowlFixedlt.mp3 >refluxingly say "well done, and?" sarcastically. >Professor answers "thanks dude" sarcastically. >panic.jpeg >panic.mp4 >check my phone, didn't mute >check notifications >30 messages telling me to mute. >Endme.png O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:39:49 No.63391710 File: 5f0.png (266 KB, 521x937) >>63391703 (OP) Chad af op O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:43:10 No.63391737 File: 834.png (191 KB, 680x760) >>63391703 (OP) >Well done, and?
Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:38:35 No.63391703 >be me, a college student >join an online class >Professor is late, better watch some YT >LudwigAhgren.mp4 >professor shows up. >whylWasLateAndHowlFixedlt.mp3 >refluxingly say "well done, and?" sarcastically. >Professor answers "thanks dude" sarcastically. >panic.jpeg >panic.mp4 >check my phone, didn't mute >check notifications >30 messages telling me to mute. >Endme.png O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:39:49 No.63391710 File: 5f0.png (266 KB, 521x937) >>63391703 (OP) Chad af op O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)12:43:10 No.63391737 File: 834.png (191 KB, 680x760) >>63391703 (OP) >Well done, and?

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Anon goes out | /r/Greentext

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men 137 KB JPG I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?
Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men 137 KB JPG I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?

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anon walks | /r/Greentext

O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.8767351 File 1313080993 png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS contact >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this ill just pretend i live at this house >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turm around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?
O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.8767351 File 1313080993 png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS contact >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this ill just pretend i live at this house >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turm around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?

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anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext


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Anon is pumped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:04:05 No.63392325 >have nothing? Good. nothing to lose. >ugly too? Good. can't even lose your looks. >life's s---? Good. Get after it. 35 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:29:12 No.63392507 >>63392325 (OP) # >wake up 3 am >10,000 decline pushups with my C--- >10 miles spint >broken ceramic and whiskey for breakfast >3.10 am >scream LETS GET AFTER IT the jocko experience
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:04:05 No.63392325 >have nothing? Good. nothing to lose. >ugly too? Good. can't even lose your looks. >life's s---? Good. Get after it. 35 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)06:29:12 No.63392507 >>63392325 (OP) # >wake up 3 am >10,000 decline pushups with my C--- >10 miles spint >broken ceramic and whiskey for breakfast >3.10 am >scream LETS GET AFTER IT the jocko experience

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Anon goes mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:32:41 No.63392108 >Talking to 2 girls at the same time on tinder >Similar attractiveness >Girl one: how come you've asked me my phone so early? You're creepy 697 KB JPG >Don't ask the second girl her number >Aren't you bored of using this app? I thought you'd ask me for my number but you don't seem interested How can a person not go mad when things like this happen? 7 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:59:58 No.63392297 >>63392108 (OP) # You f----- up at >on tinder
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:32:41 No.63392108 >Talking to 2 girls at the same time on tinder >Similar attractiveness >Girl one: how come you've asked me my phone so early? You're creepy 697 KB JPG >Don't ask the second girl her number >Aren't you bored of using this app? I thought you'd ask me for my number but you don't seem interested How can a person not go mad when things like this happen? 7 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:59:58 No.63392297 >>63392108 (OP) # You f----- up at >on tinder

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Anon feels bad | /r/Greentext

2h (4/26 8:27) - 63390654 3 Re · 1 Img · JPG 73KB · (1024 × 1016) 2 Replies NOT FUNNY CRIED >see a picture of me >look like a retard >hear myself talking >sound like an even bigger retard Anyone else?
2h (4/26 8:27) - 63390654 3 Re · 1 Img · JPG 73KB · (1024 × 1016) 2 Replies NOT FUNNY CRIED >see a picture of me >look like a retard >hear myself talking >sound like an even bigger retard Anyone else?

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I’m gonna try this out myself | /r/Greentext

: C58B36A7-7C1F-43CC-88C6-9(...).jpg (146 KB, 640x360) O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)16:16:43 >Be me >Looking at quotes >"That which hurts makes you grow" >Hmmm interesting quote >Slam my c--- and balls into a car door >They didn't grow ):
: C58B36A7-7C1F-43CC-88C6-9(...).jpg (146 KB, 640x360) O Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)16:16:43 >Be me >Looking at quotes >"That which hurts makes you grow" >Hmmm interesting quote >Slam my c--- and balls into a car door >They didn't grow ):

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Release and repeat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)16:13:31 No.852933234 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >be teacher EN >spend all day being annoyed by children >come home >take anger out on their own children >feel better for releasing it этерeat >> Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)16:17:59 No.852933392 852933635>>852933822 >>852933973 >>852934293 >>852933234 (OP) >be op >spend all day being called a f----- >come home >watch gay p--- to release it >repeat
Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)16:13:31 No.852933234 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >>852933392 >be teacher EN >spend all day being annoyed by children >come home >take anger out on their own children >feel better for releasing it этерeat >> Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)16:17:59 No.852933392 852933635>>852933822 >>852933973 >>852934293 >>852933234 (OP) >be op >spend all day being called a f----- >come home >watch gay p--- to release it >repeat

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)04:54:53 No.61990417 >>6199046 File: 1610045097614.jpg (50 KB, 750x711) ]>be me, 13 >really want to drive a car >parents wont let me ffw a few months >home alone for the first time in a while >jacking off >idea.png >go out to garage >look at ford focus, blood is pumping, c--- is hard >get in ford focus >hit the garage door button >turn the key >hit the gas VRO0000000OM >not in gear >woops >shift into gear VRRO00- CRASH >hit the house >mfw didnt put it in reverse >mfw did thousands of dollars of damage to family car >mfw
O Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)04:54:53 No.61990417 >>6199046 File: 1610045097614.jpg (50 KB, 750x711) ]>be me, 13 >really want to drive a car >parents wont let me ffw a few months >home alone for the first time in a while >jacking off >idea.png >go out to garage >look at ford focus, blood is pumping, c--- is hard >get in ford focus >hit the garage door button >turn the key >hit the gas VRO0000000OM >not in gear >woops >shift into gear VRRO00- CRASH >hit the house >mfw didnt put it in reverse >mfw did thousands of dollars of damage to family car >mfw

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/21 (Sat)19:07:01 No.843817428 >take first shower in 3 weeks >use the good shampoo and body wash >put on best clothes >do my hair >dig out the $150 cologne >going on a date? 9 KB JPG >yes >with a woman? >no >..with a man? >no >with a newly bought fleshlight? >yes! This...this isnt how i pictured my love life in my 20s.
: Anonymous 01/02/21 (Sat)19:07:01 No.843817428 >take first shower in 3 weeks >use the good shampoo and body wash >put on best clothes >do my hair >dig out the $150 cologne >going on a date? 9 KB JPG >yes >with a woman? >no >..with a man? >no >with a newly bought fleshlight? >yes! This...this isnt how i pictured my love life in my 20s.

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Chad is scary | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)15:05:04 No.852922465 >be me >be beta male >just finished building a wall for a school project Clean up time >trying to find a broom >finally find one >walk towards it 28 KB JPG >giga chad runs past me >grabs the f------ only broom from right in front of me >death stares me while walking past with the broom >mfw The day i realized im scared of chads
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)15:05:04 No.852922465 >be me >be beta male >just finished building a wall for a school project Clean up time >trying to find a broom >finally find one >walk towards it 28 KB JPG >giga chad runs past me >grabs the f------ only broom from right in front of me >death stares me while walking past with the broom >mfw The day i realized im scared of chads

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Anon does a prank | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 17 >the space between two classrooms was turned into a separate room >the doors both open inside the room 39 KB JPG >lightbulb.bat >shove two tables inside >push the middle up >leave the room >the door closes and the 2 tables fall into position, barricading both doors >they had to break the door and install a new one >mfw nobody in my class has spilled anything to the teacher, even after the 3rd time she asked who it was
>Be me, 17 >the space between two classrooms was turned into a separate room >the doors both open inside the room 39 KB JPG >lightbulb.bat >shove two tables inside >push the middle up >leave the room >the door closes and the 2 tables fall into position, barricading both doors >they had to break the door and install a new one >mfw nobody in my class has spilled anything to the teacher, even after the 3rd time she asked who it was

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Anon is spending time with his gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:16:53 No.852960745 >be me >watching anime with gf >anime girl with 2 humongous t--- comes on screen >"wow anon, she's got bigger boobs than me" 20 KB PNG >"yeah" >flips out at me >"w-- anon? you think she's better?" >"what? no!" >continues to flip out this bitch set me up do women really feel the need for constant validation that they're so special? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:16:53 No.852960745 >be me >watching anime with gf >anime girl with 2 humongous t--- comes on screen >"wow anon, she's got bigger boobs than me" 20 KB PNG >"yeah" >flips out at me >"w-- anon? you think she's better?" >"what? no!" >continues to flip out this bitch set me up do women really feel the need for constant validation that they're so special? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon wasn't the brightest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op
: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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Never send a chad to do an anon job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:11:23 No.845994812 >be 12 >me and friend wonder if there really is a afterlife >come up with plan >friend will blow brains out 35 KB JPG >respawn >meet back up for pizza >bulletproof.jpg >he does the deed >14 years later >still no sign of him I knew he was to retarded to handle such a mission. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself >cocks gun None of you f--- touch my s--- while i'm gone
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:11:23 No.845994812 >be 12 >me and friend wonder if there really is a afterlife >come up with plan >friend will blow brains out 35 KB JPG >respawn >meet back up for pizza >bulletproof.jpg >he does the deed >14 years later >still no sign of him I knew he was to retarded to handle such a mission. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself >cocks gun None of you f--- touch my s--- while i'm gone

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Anon is reminded | /r/Greentext

>>63280286 # >Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists. 51 KB PNG
>>63280286 # >Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists. 51 KB PNG

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Anon thinks there are ghosts inside his house | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)08:03:25 No.26452956 >>26425930 (OP) # >Be me 13 >Get up for a glass of water at 1am >Living room pitch black, except the glow from a dull yellow lamp >Hear a voice calling my name: "anon." and pausing before calling again: "anon." >Get a really weird sensation in my legs as I look around the room. >I think "ah man, the schizophrenia's kicking in" >"Anon." and I notice the voice is coming from outside the window >Walk over to the window, and the voice says "good night anon" >lt was just my dad out in the yard looking at stars
: Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)08:03:25 No.26452956 >>26425930 (OP) # >Be me 13 >Get up for a glass of water at 1am >Living room pitch black, except the glow from a dull yellow lamp >Hear a voice calling my name: "anon." and pausing before calling again: "anon." >Get a really weird sensation in my legs as I look around the room. >I think "ah man, the schizophrenia's kicking in" >"Anon." and I notice the voice is coming from outside the window >Walk over to the window, and the voice says "good night anon" >lt was just my dad out in the yard looking at stars

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