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IOANNIS BRAVOS | /r/Greentext

JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.
JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.

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anon got collection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection
: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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*CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU* | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug

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anon has a crummy homelife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way

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Anon is overweight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon doesn’t get vaccinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE
: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE

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Anon gets a new nickname | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread ill start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year 76 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread ill start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year 76 KB JPG

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Anon is unlucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon is training for someone | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:43:03 No.59661775 are you training for someone? 218 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:46:36 No.59661822 >>59661775 (OP) # Yes. I'm lifting for the boy who never had anyone to sit with at lunch, who never got asked to a school dance, who never had any friends, who never had anyone to celebrate his accomplishments with, who spent the weekend in the psych ward for being suicidal, who had to stay as quiet as humanly possible to avoid waking up his alcoholic parents. I'm doing this for past self, to give him hope and show him that things do get better. We're all gonna make it /fit/ >>59662262 # >>59662738 # >>59662787 # >>59662804 # >>59663104 #
| Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:43:03 No.59661775 are you training for someone? 218 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:46:36 No.59661822 >>59661775 (OP) # Yes. I'm lifting for the boy who never had anyone to sit with at lunch, who never got asked to a school dance, who never had any friends, who never had anyone to celebrate his accomplishments with, who spent the weekend in the psych ward for being suicidal, who had to stay as quiet as humanly possible to avoid waking up his alcoholic parents. I'm doing this for past self, to give him hope and show him that things do get better. We're all gonna make it /fit/ >>59662262 # >>59662738 # >>59662787 # >>59662804 # >>59663104 #

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Anon doesn't like reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)18:33:10 No.551571831 127044CA-B3B5-4700-B032-E0835BDEE30F,jpg 138 KB JPG >551570270 (OP) # >Red, Redd n Reddit >>551572035 # >>551572047 # >>551572695 #
: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)18:33:10 No.551571831 127044CA-B3B5-4700-B032-E0835BDEE30F,jpg 138 KB JPG >551570270 (OP) # >Red, Redd n Reddit >>551572035 # >>551572047 # >>551572695 #

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Anon makes a pun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)10:45:56 No.853096777 AC7FD7BA-AFDD-4D30-A4E7-16FA9E8C717D.jpg 214 KB JPG >it be me! >it be me! I am a 4chanate son, yeah!
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)10:45:56 No.853096777 AC7FD7BA-AFDD-4D30-A4E7-16FA9E8C717D.jpg 214 KB JPG >it be me! >it be me! I am a 4chanate son, yeah!

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The Constant | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.
O Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

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Anon goes to jail | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:19:10 No.62646855 >be you >meet 17 yo girl in a club for adults >she looks kinda young so you ask her age >she says 18 >about to have sex 7 KB JPG >you don't wanna go to jail so you ask her for her ID >she shows you a fake ID that says shes 18 >you do it >go to jail and lose your life >get put on the sex offenders registry alongside actual pedos and rapists How does this even make any sense? What are you supposed to even do at that point,? Exclusively f--- people who look over 25? Ask for 2 separate documents? 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:19:10 No.62646855 >be you >meet 17 yo girl in a club for adults >she looks kinda young so you ask her age >she says 18 >about to have sex 7 KB JPG >you don't wanna go to jail so you ask her for her ID >she shows you a fake ID that says shes 18 >you do it >go to jail and lose your life >get put on the sex offenders registry alongside actual pedos and rapists How does this even make any sense? What are you supposed to even do at that point,? Exclusively f--- people who look over 25? Ask for 2 separate documents? 3 Replies View Thread

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Femanon wants advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:11:22 No.63395840 >cute guy with blue eyes standing outside the cafe and talking to some ppl >try staring at his eyes >He sees me nothing happens and I leave in embassment and anxiety >Later pass by a qt light blonde guy 150 KB PNG and try staring at his eyes while we cross >He sees and nothing happens Is my approach wrong? Should I start wearing makeup?l am not fat what should I do? Please give me advice and not just bully for having been born with a vagina
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)13:11:22 No.63395840 >cute guy with blue eyes standing outside the cafe and talking to some ppl >try staring at his eyes >He sees me nothing happens and I leave in embassment and anxiety >Later pass by a qt light blonde guy 150 KB PNG and try staring at his eyes while we cross >He sees and nothing happens Is my approach wrong? Should I start wearing makeup?l am not fat what should I do? Please give me advice and not just bully for having been born with a vagina

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Anon is frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)23:13:15 No.853088457 >be me, a frog >enjoying my meal of flying insect f--- >huge beast walks up to me >skin color of sand >he picks me up >terrified for my life >he pets me 150 KB PNG >i piss all over his hand >he throws me while making a strange noise >no longer scared >am happy frog
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)23:13:15 No.853088457 >be me, a frog >enjoying my meal of flying insect f--- >huge beast walks up to me >skin color of sand >he picks me up >terrified for my life >he pets me 150 KB PNG >i piss all over his hand >he throws me while making a strange noise >no longer scared >am happy frog

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May the light of God cleanse your soul | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:57:09 No.853087677 >be me >l really get my schtick tickled by Giant Femboy p--- lately >l usually spunk on my bunk >Parents are omega Christian >One day they bring an UV flashlight home 33 KB JPG > "Anon, we want to check your room to make sure you haven't been doing anything sinful" >They point the light at my bed >Waitno >Lightfromheavens.rus >Parents vaporised instantly >Neighbors cat catches on fire >S--- looks like an actual rapture I guess I'm gonna get sent to the orphanage for the third time this month
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:57:09 No.853087677 >be me >l really get my schtick tickled by Giant Femboy p--- lately >l usually spunk on my bunk >Parents are omega Christian >One day they bring an UV flashlight home 33 KB JPG > "Anon, we want to check your room to make sure you haven't been doing anything sinful" >They point the light at my bed >Waitno >Lightfromheavens.rus >Parents vaporised instantly >Neighbors cat catches on fire >S--- looks like an actual rapture I guess I'm gonna get sent to the orphanage for the third time this month

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

1h (4/27 9:15) · 853076911 21 Re · 3 Img · JPG 282KB · (1080 × 1075) 7 Replies Spas What are some dumb things you believed as a child? >Figured out jerking off entirely by accident >Kept it a secret for about 3 years because I thought I was the only one figured it out >Wanted to patent m----------- when I turn 18 and make billions off of it 1h (4/27 9:18) · 853077032 I thought doing sit-ups would make my d--- bigger
1h (4/27 9:15) · 853076911 21 Re · 3 Img · JPG 282KB · (1080 × 1075) 7 Replies Spas What are some dumb things you believed as a child? >Figured out jerking off entirely by accident >Kept it a secret for about 3 years because I thought I was the only one figured it out >Wanted to patent m----------- when I turn 18 and make billions off of it 1h (4/27 9:18) · 853077032 I thought doing sit-ups would make my d--- bigger

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)05:41:14 No.853082901 >be me >taking a normal shower, my left nostril kinda clogged. >press on the right one with my finger and blow air >try to aim for the drain 136 KB PNG >snot shoots out like a bullet >hit my d--- >mfw
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)05:41:14 No.853082901 >be me >taking a normal shower, my left nostril kinda clogged. >press on the right one with my finger and blow air >try to aim for the drain 136 KB PNG >snot shoots out like a bullet >hit my d--- >mfw

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Anon has a fetish (link in comments) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)09:50:31 No.63406040 >be me >in england >its night time >some van quickly goes down the street chasing a giant rabbit >theres a f------ dog driving the 6 KB JPG car >he pushes a button and the hood of the van opens up, a f------ hand comes out with a lasso to try and catch the rabbit >coom and then wake up >mfw I had a f------ wet dream of that one scene from wallace and gromit (link related)
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)09:50:31 No.63406040 >be me >in england >its night time >some van quickly goes down the street chasing a giant rabbit >theres a f------ dog driving the 6 KB JPG car >he pushes a button and the hood of the van opens up, a f------ hand comes out with a lasso to try and catch the rabbit >coom and then wake up >mfw I had a f------ wet dream of that one scene from wallace and gromit (link related)

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