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Anon should go to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)08:33:52 No.62935258 >when you and another person start insulting each other in a thread back and forth and you start imagining them as a woman and getting married to them and having a family with them 28 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)08:33:52 No.62935258 >when you and another person start insulting each other in a thread back and forth and you start imagining them as a woman and getting married to them and having a family with them 28 KB PNG

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Anon played a get out of jail free nuke | /r/Greentext

>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone
>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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Anon gets his girl stolen. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)19:31:01 No.853748817 >be me, teenager >come from rich family in cali >some dumbass moves in and starts stealing my girl >not on my watch >shove him down some hill as he 7 KB JPG runs >some old ass dude comes and beats the s--- out of us >teaches him to fight and beats the s--- out of me and my friends >my girlfriend leaves me for him >mfw he's considered a hero >mfw theyre making a netflix original about how much of a dumbass i am
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)19:31:01 No.853748817 >be me, teenager >come from rich family in cali >some dumbass moves in and starts stealing my girl >not on my watch >shove him down some hill as he 7 KB JPG runs >some old ass dude comes and beats the s--- out of us >teaches him to fight and beats the s--- out of me and my friends >my girlfriend leaves me for him >mfw he's considered a hero >mfw theyre making a netflix original about how much of a dumbass i am

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Anon needs an explanation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21 (Thu)11:57:47 No.853773116 >sober >j------- to straight p--- >drunk >j------- to gay p--- Someone smarter than me 727 KB PNG explain please and thank you 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/06/21 (Thu)11:57:47 No.853773116 >sober >j------- to straight p--- >drunk >j------- to gay p--- Someone smarter than me 727 KB PNG explain please and thank you 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon gets spooked | /r/Greentext

1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house
1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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Anon plays sims 4 | /r/Greentext

>download Sims 4 >play it for an hour >total boredom >download the sex mod and a hundred animations with enhanced nipple and bush overhaul >start a family >dad with hot milf wife >son is your average shy pretty boy f------ >step-daughter is a naughty petite spinner >son hooks up with his step-sister >but also scores his step-mom >while the dad starts f------ his step- daughter >son knocks up step-mom >dad knocks up step-daughter >son and dad cucked each other >raise each other kids this game is fun
>download Sims 4 >play it for an hour >total boredom >download the sex mod and a hundred animations with enhanced nipple and bush overhaul >start a family >dad with hot milf wife >son is your average shy pretty boy f------ >step-daughter is a naughty petite spinner >son hooks up with his step-sister >but also scores his step-mom >while the dad starts f------ his step- daughter >son knocks up step-mom >dad knocks up step-daughter >son and dad cucked each other >raise each other kids this game is fun

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Anons booba adventures | /r/Greentext

>>853765043 reminds me of a july day a few years ago >on bus >spot girl >looks familiar >ohheyitsdansoldersister.jpg >sit next to her >hi, remember me? >ohmygoditsyouihaventseenyouinyearsanon.png >wears a tank top with low cleavage >her massive khazar milkers are popping out >her n------ almost out >mfw >starts talking about some random b------- >didn't hear a single word >say ciao it was good to see you and get off a few stops later that was a good day
>>853765043 reminds me of a july day a few years ago >on bus >spot girl >looks familiar >ohheyitsdansoldersister.jpg >sit next to her >hi, remember me? >ohmygoditsyouihaventseenyouinyearsanon.png >wears a tank top with low cleavage >her massive khazar milkers are popping out >her n------ almost out >mfw >starts talking about some random b------- >didn't hear a single word >say ciao it was good to see you and get off a few stops later that was a good day

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Anon is Redpilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)01:15:48 No.853766365 >>853765676 # >masks don't work >that's why doctors have worn them in hospitals and care facilities for decades >because they don't work >oh and btw no doctor or scientist said they don't work >l just read it on a "patriot news" facebook page >and that's the most reliable type of information
: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)01:15:48 No.853766365 >>853765676 # >masks don't work >that's why doctors have worn them in hospitals and care facilities for decades >because they don't work >oh and btw no doctor or scientist said they don't work >l just read it on a "patriot news" facebook page >and that's the most reliable type of information

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Anon prepares for fasting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)08:53:05 No.853765134 >be me >wake up at 1 am >got 3 hours to prepare for fasting >do 200 pushups, 200 curl ups >run 20 miles around town >get back home at 1:19 am >eat 7400 of my daily 19000 31 KB JPG calories threshold >1:57 am >take a shower in nitrogen >pray 200 rakaa >drink water >already 4 am >continue with my day until maghreb >eat the remaining 11600 calories >sleep today was kinda chill
: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)08:53:05 No.853765134 >be me >wake up at 1 am >got 3 hours to prepare for fasting >do 200 pushups, 200 curl ups >run 20 miles around town >get back home at 1:19 am >eat 7400 of my daily 19000 31 KB JPG calories threshold >1:57 am >take a shower in nitrogen >pray 200 rakaa >drink water >already 4 am >continue with my day until maghreb >eat the remaining 11600 calories >sleep today was kinda chill

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Anon fucked up big time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)10:46:25 No.763253195 i f----- up big time boys >be me happily married for 6 years >wife and i call eachother cute pet names more than our real names >introduce us both at a function >"i'm anon and this is my wife...uh..." >sweetfuckingchrist.jpeg 58 KB JPG >tfw i don't remember her name >mfw she's making me sleep in the backyard how do i recover guys please help me
: Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)10:46:25 No.763253195 i f----- up big time boys >be me happily married for 6 years >wife and i call eachother cute pet names more than our real names >introduce us both at a function >"i'm anon and this is my wife...uh..." >sweetfuckingchrist.jpeg 58 KB JPG >tfw i don't remember her name >mfw she's making me sleep in the backyard how do i recover guys please help me

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Anon thinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight 21 KB JPG Is this the true land of the free? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight 21 KB JPG Is this the true land of the free? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a wagie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)09:51:35 No.63544548 But if we crash the economy we will both drown" said the frog "lol" said the scorpion, "Imao" Untitled 17_20210131140506.png 251 KB PNG >working fast food >Run out of bananas >Manager send me to walmart "buy five bananas" >Buy five bananas >Get yelled at because he wanted 5 hands of bananas.
: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)09:51:35 No.63544548 But if we crash the economy we will both drown" said the frog "lol" said the scorpion, "Imao" Untitled 17_20210131140506.png 251 KB PNG >working fast food >Run out of bananas >Manager send me to walmart "buy five bananas" >Buy five bananas >Get yelled at because he wanted 5 hands of bananas.

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Anon goes through a cowboy phase | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 44050343 2 hr. ago >tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls 17.9 kB PNG
Anonymous | 44050343 2 hr. ago >tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls 17.9 kB PNG

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Anon gets a good nights sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no
: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Anon is a cool guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:43:43 No.63531495 >use discord fort the first time >after I am done playing with old friends and relatives decide to keep it open >start hentai JRPG vore game multiple times.. >at some time figure out it always showed in my status when I was playing 46 KB JPG this game
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:43:43 No.63531495 >use discord fort the first time >after I am done playing with old friends and relatives decide to keep it open >start hentai JRPG vore game multiple times.. >at some time figure out it always showed in my status when I was playing 46 KB JPG this game

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Rinse Repeat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)18:12:29 No.853711133 >open /b/ >hide every p--- thread >finally find good thread >tab out and look for another thread >go back to tabbed thread >"this thread has been pruned or 327 KB GIF deleted" >refresh b >more p--- threads >repeat 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)18:12:29 No.853711133 >open /b/ >hide every p--- thread >finally find good thread >tab out and look for another thread >go back to tabbed thread >"this thread has been pruned or 327 KB GIF deleted" >refresh b >more p--- threads >repeat 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is the First Lady. | /r/Greentext

File: First lady jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LETK53W 2 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No. 108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LETK53W 2 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No. 108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America

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It’s been 150 days since this was posted on December 8 2019 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors
: Anonymous 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image 12 KB JPG >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors

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anon is dealt a bad hand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)23:24:16 No.853756416 >one shot at life >circumcised 120 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)23:24:16 No.853756416 >one shot at life >circumcised 120 KB JPG

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Anon’s cat is the best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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