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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)15:07:11 No.854158581 >be me >second half of the freshman year >small groups of friends have already formed >everyone's talking and laughing >desperately trying to fit in 448 KB PNG >see one computer guy who seems to be rather lonely like me >awkwardly discuss studying sometimes >today, finally decide to talk about something except classes >hey dude who's your day going? >Let me tell you a hilarious story happened today >he looks interested and smiles >l begin, feeling uplifted >halfway through the story >he takes out f------ airpods I didn't notice >"wait anon you've been talking to me?" End my life

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)15:07:11 No.854158581 >be me >second half of the freshman year >small groups of friends have already formed >everyone's talking and laughing >desperately trying to fit in 448 KB PNG >see one computer guy who seems to be rather lonely like me >awkwardly discuss studying sometimes >today, finally decide to talk about something except classes >hey dude who's your day going? >Let me tell you a hilarious story happened today >he looks interested and smiles >l begin, feeling uplifted >halfway through the story >he takes out f------ airpods I didn't notice >"wait anon you've been talking to me?" End my life

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Anonymous | 790197942 49 min. ago ... >at a party >sitting alone and petting dog because aspergers.jpg >cute 6/10 with nice tight bod comes up to me > "hehe are you more of a dog person than a cat person anon" Autism kicks in 178.3 kB JPG > "hehe a holes a hole to me"

Anonymous | 790197942 49 min. ago ... >at a party >sitting alone and petting dog because aspergers.jpg >cute 6/10 with nice tight bod comes up to me > "hehe are you more of a dog person than a cat person anon" Autism kicks in 178.3 kB JPG > "hehe a holes a hole to me"

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File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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Anon becomes a troll | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous (ID: 66X97XZO ) 07/21/14(Mon)21:32:39 No.55 >be grade 12 >all the school computers are windows XP >minecraft alpha going crazy at the time >cleveridea.jpg >one day in library during lunch >see open computer >sit down open up notepad >enter code for deleting system 32 >change the icon to minecraft >name it minecraft.exe >put it in computer shared drive >next day like 14-30 computers all bricked >never found out it was me

U Anonymous (ID: 66X97XZO ) 07/21/14(Mon)21:32:39 No.55 >be grade 12 >all the school computers are windows XP >minecraft alpha going crazy at the time >cleveridea.jpg >one day in library during lunch >see open computer >sit down open up notepad >enter code for deleting system 32 >change the icon to minecraft >name it minecraft.exe >put it in computer shared drive >next day like 14-30 computers all bricked >never found out it was me

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Anon meets his first kiss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:39:45 No.63555908 >be >walking to work >see the first girl i ever kissed walking down the street >always remembered her, always regretted never making a relationship with her >she had always been an angel in 165 KB JPG my mind >make small talk and add her on facebook later that day >check out her account to see if shes single >my blood runs cold >my memories have just been sold >she has an onlyfans >my angel is in simp folds

: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)06:39:45 No.63555908 >be >walking to work >see the first girl i ever kissed walking down the street >always remembered her, always regretted never making a relationship with her >she had always been an angel in 165 KB JPG my mind >make small talk and add her on facebook later that day >check out her account to see if shes single >my blood runs cold >my memories have just been sold >she has an onlyfans >my angel is in simp folds

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True 4chan mentality. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. Java public class 4chan { Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 } >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #

: Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. Java public class 4chan { Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 } >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #

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Anon has a gamer moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:48:07 No.852674088 >be me >Moved back to Poland >have English lessons even though im more fluent than the teacher >Teacher's going round asking everyone the same question > "What do you hate" 7 KB JPG > its my turn > Teacher asks "What do you hate [Anon]?" > *dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it* >i confidently and loudly say "Minorities" Pic Related

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:48:07 No.852674088 >be me >Moved back to Poland >have English lessons even though im more fluent than the teacher >Teacher's going round asking everyone the same question > "What do you hate" 7 KB JPG > its my turn > Teacher asks "What do you hate [Anon]?" > *dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it* >i confidently and loudly say "Minorities" Pic Related

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Anon is simply devilish | /r/Greentext

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. %3D Who is the loser now?

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. %3D Who is the loser now?

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anon could stab her with the mighty D | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)00:46:16 No.757814844 >me 6 y.o. >out of f------ nowhere I stab this girl with a pencil (I stabbed her hand) >obviously I got into big trouble >4 years later we end up in the same group in elementary >she's still f------ p----- that I stabbed her with a pencil >a year later she moves out of town >2014, I'm bar diving, cruisin' for p---- >this hot chick has been eyeballing me all night >it's pretty obvious she wants the D >l approach with romantic intentions >"omg, are you anon from happy cloud kindergarden?" >why yes I am ma'am >you remember how you stabbed me with a pencil? I sill have the tip lodged under my skin >Crazy times right? anyway, now that we're both older I can stab you with the mighty D all night >she slaps me, calls me an a------ a proceeds to tell the security people l've been harassing her all night >they kicked me out f------ bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and l'd do it again.

: Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)00:46:16 No.757814844 >me 6 y.o. >out of f------ nowhere I stab this girl with a pencil (I stabbed her hand) >obviously I got into big trouble >4 years later we end up in the same group in elementary >she's still f------ p----- that I stabbed her with a pencil >a year later she moves out of town >2014, I'm bar diving, cruisin' for p---- >this hot chick has been eyeballing me all night >it's pretty obvious she wants the D >l approach with romantic intentions >"omg, are you anon from happy cloud kindergarden?" >why yes I am ma'am >you remember how you stabbed me with a pencil? I sill have the tip lodged under my skin >Crazy times right? anyway, now that we're both older I can stab you with the mighty D all night >she slaps me, calls me an a------ a proceeds to tell the security people l've been harassing her all night >they kicked me out f------ bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and l'd do it again.

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Anon reminisces the good old days | /r/Greentext

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Anon of the Hill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)19:33:16 No.150714206 210[1].jpg 13 KB JPG >>150711524 (OP) # >Peg, listen... heh... it's great that you're makin' money and all. But I'm not sure I'm comfortable with these dang messages you're getting. "Send feet", "show-", ugh...". p----"... And what's this one say? "Loved the video of you taking BBC"? You were on the news? >>150714262 # >>150716859 # 4HH

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)19:33:16 No.150714206 210[1].jpg 13 KB JPG >>150711524 (OP) # >Peg, listen... heh... it's great that you're makin' money and all. But I'm not sure I'm comfortable with these dang messages you're getting. "Send feet", "show-", ugh...". p----"... And what's this one say? "Loved the video of you taking BBC"? You were on the news? >>150714262 # >>150716859 # 4HH

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Sweden btfo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EE 05/05/21(Wed)20:25:12 No.144384578 >be American >butter comes in a bucket 14 KB PNG : Anonymous = 05/05/21(Wed)20:29:21 No.144384818 >>144384578 (OP) # >be Swedish >rapefugees come in women 2 KB JPG >>144384849 # >>144384880 # >>144384984 # >>144385049 #

: Anonymous EE 05/05/21(Wed)20:25:12 No.144384578 >be American >butter comes in a bucket 14 KB PNG : Anonymous = 05/05/21(Wed)20:29:21 No.144384818 >>144384578 (OP) # >be Swedish >rapefugees come in women 2 KB JPG >>144384849 # >>144384880 # >>144384984 # >>144385049 #

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)22:53:31 No.854132396 >be me >a depression riddled suicidal bitch >goes to school everyday looking like complete s--- >bullied >ask a girl who talks s--- about me what she thinks about my mental state >tells me everyone thinks I must be suicidal and have 28 KB JPG mental health issues >mfw I realize everyone knows how much I suffer and still choose to make fun of me Wow i must be that f------ annoying

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)22:53:31 No.854132396 >be me >a depression riddled suicidal bitch >goes to school everyday looking like complete s--- >bullied >ask a girl who talks s--- about me what she thinks about my mental state >tells me everyone thinks I must be suicidal and have 28 KB JPG mental health issues >mfw I realize everyone knows how much I suffer and still choose to make fun of me Wow i must be that f------ annoying

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Anon gets a fembot girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:17:37 No.63610569 >get fembot gf >its all fun and games >get her pregnent >she cuts her belly open and kills the unborn child in one of her depresive episodes 15 KB JPG be warned robots 5 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:17:37 No.63610569 >get fembot gf >its all fun and games >get her pregnent >she cuts her belly open and kills the unborn child in one of her depresive episodes 15 KB JPG be warned robots 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets lucky. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #

: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #

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Anon becomes dom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread

: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread

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anon beats the game | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anon provides help for poor girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?

: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?

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Anon goes to sleep early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.

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