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Anon gets lucky. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #
: Anonymous E 05/10/21(Mon)15:21:12 No.63612917 >be me >meet some girl on tinder >not that attracted to her but she's my only match >we see each other, don't kiss or anything but she wants to keep seeing each other >realize I'm only doing this cause I have no one else but I don't really want to date 9 KB JPG her >panic.exe >don't know how to stop contact and I'm too much of a p---- to just straight up tell her I don't wanna see her >keep pretending everything is alright until she gets tired of me or some divine intervention happens >be days later >she says she's having covid symptoms >that's perfect cause that means I won't be seeing her for a least two weeks so I can relax a little >she has breathing problems so she gets hospitalized >days later learn through her fb wall that she passed away >no longer feel anxious that was a close one anons. I would've married her out of social awkwardness : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:23:41 No.63612941 >>63612917 (OP) # I'm happy for your loss, anon. >>63613782 #

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Anon becomes dom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 03/ | (Mon)19:19:25 Nó.850243563 >be me >straight >not a lot of money due to covid >gay friend works as a payboy >tells me there are a lot of people looking for young male doms >say f--- it and decide to try it out 198 KB JPG >only through webcam because of the virus >actually don't care about the virus >just don't want to see naked men irl >somehow get clients >don't know what the f--- do >just call them pieces of s--- and f----- >make close to 5k every month >literally easiest job I ever had W-- /b/ros, why did nobody ever tell me making money could be this easy? 1 Reply View Thread

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anon beats the game | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
* Anonymous 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anon provides help for poor girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?
: Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:11:20 No.765484418 19 and struggling with uni costs. I sell cheap nudes :) My Kik is natasha_alderson5001 153 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/10/18(Tue)14:13:01 No.765484501 >>765484418 (OP) # why don't you sell expensive nudes instead?

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Anon goes to sleep early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:11:29 No.63608199 >go to sleep early >wake with intense lower back up pain >neck hurts >can't properly open one eye >only manage to sleep 6 hours >has happened in 3 consecutive 320 KB PNG nights It's like l'm being punished for trying to turn my life around.

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Anon has a close call | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies
Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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Anon likes Beethoven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)12:05:05 No.854093583 >come home from work >first thing I do is lay down in bed, and ponder at the roof >take my phone, some headphones and browse >out of thin air I think of listening to 6 KB JPG beethoven 9 >turn on the long 80 minute version >relax, listening to a quiet yet dramatic orchestra play out a tune to my ears i remember it felt otherworldly, haven't been happier that I listened to the full thing

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw
: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)21:46:35 No.842567137 >be me, fish WHY? >live in science class fish tank >just swimming around randomly one day >"boy I sure love my life in this nice water" 26 KB PNG >a special needs kid proceeds to pour fabric softener in the tank >mfw

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Anon wants Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)18:54:33 No.854040996 Do you have any good Kazaa stories? >be me >12yo, don't know how to spot suspicious files 6 KB JPG >Shrek 2.avi.exe 14kb >seems legit > can no longer boot computer > repairman comes over, my whole family is in the room when my downloaded scat p--- folder is discovered

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Anon watches the Simpsons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.854057324 >Be me >Watching Simpsons guest couch gag compilation >LA-Z Rider (the 80s one) comes on reallyawesome.jpg >Look up animator >Steve Cutts 135 KB JPG >See his other works >Nothing but annoying "Humans bad" b------- >Mfw the only thing of value he ever has and will make is a f------ Simpsons couch gag

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Anon memed himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real
: Anonymous Ascension 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >Be Me >no friends, never leave room, no future etc >discover tendies greentext >think it's the funniest s--- >jokingly ask mom for tendies >actually makes me some 326 KB PNG >keep this up for months, ask mom or dad to make me tendies every day after school >drink 3 gallons of mountain dew a week >eat nothing but tendies and cereal >haven't left my room except to go to school in over 6 months >last summer break I didn't leave my house at all >tfw my parents say I am a waste of oxygen >tfw the tendies meme is real

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Anon is terrified | /r/Greentext

File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??
File: ikyiuoka7d421 jpg (42 KB, 646x595) O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)05:49 22 No. 150720588 - >watching a TV show >all of a sudden a character stops and looks directly into the camera >recites my full name, date of birth, address, social security number, and the outfit I'm currently wearing >show resumes like nothing happened Uh.. bros??

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Anon is woke af | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)22:42:00 No.626975- >Bro trust me there are definitely not tiny people in your tv >it's like uhhh it's actually a complex signal that's transmitted through the air >and it like uuuhhh it makes the tv blink certain lights that create the moving picture of people moving around >there are no tiny people it's actually 50 KB PNG science
: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)22:42:00 No.626975- >Bro trust me there are definitely not tiny people in your tv >it's like uhhh it's actually a complex signal that's transmitted through the air >and it like uuuhhh it makes the tv blink certain lights that create the moving picture of people moving around >there are no tiny people it's actually 50 KB PNG science

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Anon questions the etiology of his heart attack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)09:25:06 No.828211383 >>828209346 (OP) # >be me >have pain in heart >feels like bad back ache >left arm begins to ache >take blood pressure 190/120 56 KB JPG >go to hospital >"you had a heart attack, anon" MFW, how did this happen when I lowered by intake of Krispy Kreme's by 50%??
: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)09:25:06 No.828211383 >>828209346 (OP) # >be me >have pain in heart >feels like bad back ache >left arm begins to ache >take blood pressure 190/120 56 KB JPG >go to hospital >"you had a heart attack, anon" MFW, how did this happen when I lowered by intake of Krispy Kreme's by 50%??

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Anon's mom substitutes butter | /r/Greentext

No.16081403 19 hours ago 1596976383675.jpg JPG 58.2 KiB 720x720 >Recipe calls for "butter" >My mom uses "margarine" >Complains about the recipe 5 replies No.16081421 19 hours ago
No.16081403 19 hours ago 1596976383675.jpg JPG 58.2 KiB 720x720 >Recipe calls for "butter" >My mom uses "margarine" >Complains about the recipe 5 replies No.16081421 19 hours ago

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Anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function 15 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function 15 KB JPG

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Anon makes a hell of a deal | /r/Greentext

>Know a guy who is a former marine (infantry) and deployed to Afghanistan >Now smokes meth, weed, and does heroin 21 KB JPG >Was begging me for money for heroin >Told him l'd give it to him if he gave me his military gear >Game me virtually everything, uniforms, photos, bags, chest rigs, helmet, night vision attachments >Basically all the gear filled up my entire car >Gave him $150 I feel bad, should i contact veteran affairs about this guy?
>Know a guy who is a former marine (infantry) and deployed to Afghanistan >Now smokes meth, weed, and does heroin 21 KB JPG >Was begging me for money for heroin >Told him l'd give it to him if he gave me his military gear >Game me virtually everything, uniforms, photos, bags, chest rigs, helmet, night vision attachments >Basically all the gear filled up my entire car >Gave him $150 I feel bad, should i contact veteran affairs about this guy?

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Anon is german | /r/Greentext

Pause Untbr Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 Drucken Rollen Num Lock Caps Sou Lock Lock Bild Enlg Post 3 3 4 6. R. P Bid En Ende Bild Post 4 5 6. A D H K. L 1 3 Enter Y V B N Ende Bid Alt Gr Strg Ent Alt Enlg Strg O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)03:53:30 No.81536205 >>81536342 >>81536445 >>81536466 >>81536478 >>81537013 >>81537068 >>81537253 >>81537587 >>81539212 >>81541640 >>81542247 >Be German >Muscle memory built to type "@" with this combination of keys >Try MacOS for the first time >Same combination is equivalent of ALT+F4 >Close every application every time I try to log into any account of any service. F--- you Apple O Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)03:58:39 No.81536272 >>81539282 >>81541546 >>81542247 00ochh ich kannst nicht typen on zis dummkopf operatingssystemme ich bin sehr mad oooohhh nein
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Anon wakes up late | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)11:56:48 No.63605066 >wake up late for mothers day visit with gfs family >her mom and dad literally yell at me when I arrive >"don't even bother now anon! it's too late, you've ruined mothers day!!!" 67 KB JPG >irrationally furious over my innocent mistake, scolding me like a child >first time l've ever been late like this ever >turn around and drive home alone what the F--- is wrong with boomers
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)11:56:48 No.63605066 >wake up late for mothers day visit with gfs family >her mom and dad literally yell at me when I arrive >"don't even bother now anon! it's too late, you've ruined mothers day!!!" 67 KB JPG >irrationally furious over my innocent mistake, scolding me like a child >first time l've ever been late like this ever >turn around and drive home alone what the F--- is wrong with boomers

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