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Active shooter in the workplace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47116022 1 hr. ago ••• There is an active shooter in you workplace right now /k/. What do you do? 97.9 kB JPG 14 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 47116040 1 hr. ago i dunno, keep shooting people, i guess. 3 REPLIES
Anonymous | 47116022 1 hr. ago ••• There is an active shooter in you workplace right now /k/. What do you do? 97.9 kB JPG 14 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 47116040 1 hr. ago i dunno, keep shooting people, i guess. 3 REPLIES

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Anon goes to trade school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)10:39:11 No.63649293 Trade school at 30 >you drop out from astrophysics and go to trade school at 30 >all your peers are immature 16- year-olds >you don't even get to meet any girls because they're all 16 >it's still incredibly frustrating to see 145 KB JPG the young Chads and Stacies explore their sexuality publicly >teachers love you though: you're mature, motivated and you know your s--- >everything is too easy and feels like you're in kindergarten >you ace every course, being the best in your class >this doesn't make you happy though, quite the opposite I don't think there's any place for me in this life. It wasn't uni, it wasn't trade school, and if I get a job, I'll hate it too. I actually hate sitting at home playing vidya as well.
: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)10:39:11 No.63649293 Trade school at 30 >you drop out from astrophysics and go to trade school at 30 >all your peers are immature 16- year-olds >you don't even get to meet any girls because they're all 16 >it's still incredibly frustrating to see 145 KB JPG the young Chads and Stacies explore their sexuality publicly >teachers love you though: you're mature, motivated and you know your s--- >everything is too easy and feels like you're in kindergarten >you ace every course, being the best in your class >this doesn't make you happy though, quite the opposite I don't think there's any place for me in this life. It wasn't uni, it wasn't trade school, and if I get a job, I'll hate it too. I actually hate sitting at home playing vidya as well.

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Anon is a sociopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)17:03:37 No.20020759 >Was walking home from work late at night really mad >Find guy passed out slumped over a table outside an ice cream shop, clearly on drugs >Felt an incredible hatred toward 90 KB GIF him for some reason >Pushed him over onto the ground, he hit his head pretty hard >Walked away >Felt really bad about it all night >He was gone this morning, no crime scene tape How do I quit feeling guilty? : Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)17:54:57 No.20020963 >>20020759 (OP) # dude what the f--- is wrong with you, that's something sociopaths do
: Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)17:03:37 No.20020759 >Was walking home from work late at night really mad >Find guy passed out slumped over a table outside an ice cream shop, clearly on drugs >Felt an incredible hatred toward 90 KB GIF him for some reason >Pushed him over onto the ground, he hit his head pretty hard >Walked away >Felt really bad about it all night >He was gone this morning, no crime scene tape How do I quit feeling guilty? : Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)17:54:57 No.20020963 >>20020759 (OP) # dude what the f--- is wrong with you, that's something sociopaths do

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Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)10:53:20 No.789251811 >be me >over the border racist >sleep with underage niece >hate the British for humiliating my country's people >cool mustache 10 KB JPG >spend a lot of time outside of said county >can give firebomb public speeches >write a book about how my people are oppressed >people favor me >rise to power >consider WW2 as the opening of opportunities >be Gandhi >pic unrelated 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)10:53:20 No.789251811 >be me >over the border racist >sleep with underage niece >hate the British for humiliating my country's people >cool mustache 10 KB JPG >spend a lot of time outside of said county >can give firebomb public speeches >write a book about how my people are oppressed >people favor me >rise to power >consider WW2 as the opening of opportunities >be Gandhi >pic unrelated 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

>be me 6 years ago avg looking retard, only slightly autistic but only weird hobbies >meet super cute girl at event, she hits on me HARD and have a nice talk >lets ask for her number but go to toilet first 53 KB JPG >come back, shes gone >bruh.mp4 >fast forward 6 1/2 years later, never forgot her, she just was perfect >Only knew her first name but know she's the daughter of some millionaire who doesn't want to be found online >challenge.exe >3 days of intense research later find her Instagram >think 3 weeks about how I shoot my shot perfectly >shoot my shot >she INSTANTLY replies and still remembers me, is amazed and gives me phone number right away >text her on whatsapp >we have nothing to talk about >mfw
>be me 6 years ago avg looking retard, only slightly autistic but only weird hobbies >meet super cute girl at event, she hits on me HARD and have a nice talk >lets ask for her number but go to toilet first 53 KB JPG >come back, shes gone >bruh.mp4 >fast forward 6 1/2 years later, never forgot her, she just was perfect >Only knew her first name but know she's the daughter of some millionaire who doesn't want to be found online >challenge.exe >3 days of intense research later find her Instagram >think 3 weeks about how I shoot my shot perfectly >shoot my shot >she INSTANTLY replies and still remembers me, is amazed and gives me phone number right away >text her on whatsapp >we have nothing to talk about >mfw

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Anon is a pirate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Anon comes up with a life hack | /r/Greentext

File: evil pepe.jpg (7 KB, 92x109) O Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)16:26:58 No.854353976 ► >hear losing 50lbs adds 1 inch to your benis idea.tiff >gain 500lbs >lose 500lbs >have foot long dong checkmate athiests
File: evil pepe.jpg (7 KB, 92x109) O Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)16:26:58 No.854353976 ► >hear losing 50lbs adds 1 inch to your benis idea.tiff >gain 500lbs >lose 500lbs >have foot long dong checkmate athiests

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Anon is Scottish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)12:00:52 No.63652890 >Be scottish >renowned as some of the best fighters ever >defeated the best armies in the world, romans didn't want to try and fight the Scots, defeated the English multiple 31 KB JPG times >Hitler regarded us as "devils in skirts" >majority of officers in the British Empire were scottish Fast-Forward to today >get arrested for saying the gamer word Has there ever been a worse downfall than this? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)12:00:52 No.63652890 >Be scottish >renowned as some of the best fighters ever >defeated the best armies in the world, romans didn't want to try and fight the Scots, defeated the English multiple 31 KB JPG times >Hitler regarded us as "devils in skirts" >majority of officers in the British Empire were scottish Fast-Forward to today >get arrested for saying the gamer word Has there ever been a worse downfall than this? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon smiles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:14:45 No.63659960 >be me >walking in the park >dressed in jeans and a nice polo shirt >a group of pretty college age girls walks by >see them looking at me >they walk past me 806 KB PNG >hear "that boy is cute" >l smile I used to be a fat unhealthy slob, but now im skinny and kinda muscular. Anything is possible boys. Don't give up. : Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:22:30 No.63660037 Happy for you man, keep at it
: Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:14:45 No.63659960 >be me >walking in the park >dressed in jeans and a nice polo shirt >a group of pretty college age girls walks by >see them looking at me >they walk past me 806 KB PNG >hear "that boy is cute" >l smile I used to be a fat unhealthy slob, but now im skinny and kinda muscular. Anything is possible boys. Don't give up. : Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:22:30 No.63660037 Happy for you man, keep at it

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Great advice anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:49:44 No.63345759 >Wake up >Tinnitus starts again 44 KB PNG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)06:35:42 No.63346652 >>63345759 (OP) # Have you tried not listening to it? 54 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)04:49:44 No.63345759 >Wake up >Tinnitus starts again 44 KB PNG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)06:35:42 No.63346652 >>63345759 (OP) # Have you tried not listening to it? 54 KB JPG

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Gotta love high school | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw
I Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:34 No.7072774 [!] File1303342470.jpg-(6 KB, 242x208, images4.jpg) >in high school >GIANT LANDWHALE, 400+ Ib >is universally known by the school as the fattest kid >senior year, she's voted 'most well-rounded' >mfw

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Anon has no confidence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out 722 KB PNG differently" That clearly means she hates me
Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out 722 KB PNG differently" That clearly means she hates me

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Anon makes a controversial statement | /r/Greentext

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)22:15:18 No.63656164 >egirls imply the existence of physical girls we just have to find them, they must be out there somewhere 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)22:15:18 No.63656164 >egirls imply the existence of physical girls we just have to find them, they must be out there somewhere 32 KB JPG

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No amount of muscles can hide your autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" 9 KB JPG >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" 9 KB JPG >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..

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Anon enters a random classroom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)10:37:40 No.854308824 >at school >enters a random classroom >shouts the n-word >walks out of the school 415 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)10:37:40 No.854308824 >at school >enters a random classroom >shouts the n-word >walks out of the school 415 KB PNG

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Anon likes Metallica | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)12:14:40 No.61814122 >wake up at 2 pm >ignore the 3 phone calls from my wendy's manager >eat a bowl of cap n crunch >get dressed for work and head out >enter my 97 corrola and immediately turn on enter 80 KB JPG sandman >light a c-- and smoke in the car >enter work with no name tag >manager yells at me but i call her a bitch >she can't do anything because i hid all the write- up forms beforehand >proceed to make nuggies and fries for the next 6 hours >feeling down near the end of my shift >play fade to black on my way home why are metallica fans like this? View Thread
: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)12:14:40 No.61814122 >wake up at 2 pm >ignore the 3 phone calls from my wendy's manager >eat a bowl of cap n crunch >get dressed for work and head out >enter my 97 corrola and immediately turn on enter 80 KB JPG sandman >light a c-- and smoke in the car >enter work with no name tag >manager yells at me but i call her a bitch >she can't do anything because i hid all the write- up forms beforehand >proceed to make nuggies and fries for the next 6 hours >feeling down near the end of my shift >play fade to black on my way home why are metallica fans like this? View Thread

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Anon talks too much | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:20:55 No.63607963 >be me >have a presentation today >has to be atleast 20 minutes >scared that i will not talk enough to fill the time >presentation starts >autism kicks in 119 KB JPG >keep talking for 30+ minutes about the most boring s--- >been structuring my sentences as complex and retarded as possible >mfw my professor stopped me and said that i have to continue next time because the lesson is over >mfw i was not even halfway done >mfw i will probably get a bad grade for talking too much >mfw when everyone in my course now thinks i am autistic I cant f------ take this anymore : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:26:44 No.63608023 shut up, u talk too much
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:20:55 No.63607963 >be me >have a presentation today >has to be atleast 20 minutes >scared that i will not talk enough to fill the time >presentation starts >autism kicks in 119 KB JPG >keep talking for 30+ minutes about the most boring s--- >been structuring my sentences as complex and retarded as possible >mfw my professor stopped me and said that i have to continue next time because the lesson is over >mfw i was not even halfway done >mfw i will probably get a bad grade for talking too much >mfw when everyone in my course now thinks i am autistic I cant f------ take this anymore : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:26:44 No.63608023 shut up, u talk too much

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Anon gets rejected | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class 69 KB JPG tm then >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated
: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class 69 KB JPG tm then >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated

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