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Anonymous 09/12/16(Mon)13:38:56 No.31351260 File: 325.jpg (14 KB, 600x600) >>31352086 >the guy moans louder then the girl ŠHUT THE F--- UP
Anonymous 09/12/16(Mon)13:38:56 No.31351260 File: 325.jpg (14 KB, 600x600) >>31352086 >the guy moans louder then the girl ŠHUT THE F--- UP

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Anon is too poor to die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)17:12:44 No.777907873 7B75F29B-A800-49FA-B71A-09F8E56A33CD.jpg 42 KB JPG >be me >hella f----- depressed >wanttocommitsuicide.mp3 >don't have a gun >too afraid to hang myself >this isn't the 18th century, so no rat poison won't do the job >won't drink bleach because it taste bad prolly >I like opiates >too bad can't afford them Mfw I have to live.
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)17:12:44 No.777907873 7B75F29B-A800-49FA-B71A-09F8E56A33CD.jpg 42 KB JPG >be me >hella f----- depressed >wanttocommitsuicide.mp3 >don't have a gun >too afraid to hang myself >this isn't the 18th century, so no rat poison won't do the job >won't drink bleach because it taste bad prolly >I like opiates >too bad can't afford them Mfw I have to live.

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Anon doesn’t care | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #
: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #

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Anon works at Subway | /r/Greentext

MAN ELLMANNS ELLMANN REAL Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:30:44 No.46548424 >Be me >Work at subway >yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?" >Wut.wav >l look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. >Nothing. >Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" >THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. >Vegan.exe has stopped responding >She stood there for a second. >V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" >Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it. >l felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world. >l had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. >Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" >V: "Sure, go ahead." >My life is a lie.wav >SoI gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out. >Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" >She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, I'll try" and walked out. >And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.
MAN ELLMANNS ELLMANN REAL Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:30:44 No.46548424 >Be me >Work at subway >yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?" >Wut.wav >l look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. >Nothing. >Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" >THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. >Vegan.exe has stopped responding >She stood there for a second. >V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" >Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it. >l felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world. >l had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. >Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" >V: "Sure, go ahead." >My life is a lie.wav >SoI gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out. >Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" >She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, I'll try" and walked out. >And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.

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Anon is sus | /r/Greentext

File: 20200430_104115.jpg (2.45 MB, 1908x2493) Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:43:18 No.255674716 ► »255674826 >>255674858 >>255674981 >>255675347 >>255676069 >>255676236 >>255676704 >>255676783 >>255676804 >>255676844 >>255676926 >>255676985 >>255677184 >>255677195 >>255677228 >>255677289 >>255677319 >>255677342 >>255677501 >>255677528 >>255677563 >>255677865 >>255678118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255679304 >>255679629 >>255679665 >>255680055 >>255680331 >>255680341 >>255680785 >>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>255682371 >>255682446 מעי יבכ >>255684008 >>255685262 >>255686046 >>255686506 >>255686691 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255690540 >>255690634 >>255691589 >>255692440 >>255692887 >>255693254 >>255693286 >>255693801 >>255693900 >>255694065 >>255694077 >>255694166 >>255695272 >>255696694 >>255699778 >>255700455 >>255700619 >>255700729 Should we learn the language of are enemy ? >>255674716 (OP) >> Anonymous (ID: AMinjMts 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:30 No.255674826 >> Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:51 No.255674858 >>255674948 >>255690726 are you black? >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948 ► >255675137 >>255675156 >>255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676386 >>255676412 >>255676419 >>255676689 >>255676770 >>255676844 >>255676940 >>255677165 >>255677281 >>255677492 >>255677563 >>255677985 >>255678103 >>255678408 >>255678474 >>255678551 >>255678820 >>255678908 >>255679203 >>255679672 >>255679821 >>255680252 >>255680810 >>255680966 >>255681085 >>255681223 >>255681667 >>255681980 >>255682021 >>255682460 >>255682734 >>255682753 >>255682833 >>255683124 >>255685251 >>255685416 >>255685524 >>255685546 >>255685821 >>255685928 >>255685982 >>255686085 >>255686096 >>255686302 >>255686381 >>255686444 >>255686461 >>255686486 >>255686599 >>255686631 >>255686759 >>255686771 >>255687065 >>255687163 >>255687401 >>255687514 >>255688336 >>255688363 >>255688626 >>255688736 >>255688768 >>255689440 >>255690249 >>255690634 >>255691664 >>255692440 >>255693041 >>255693251 >>255693705 >>255694059 >>255694100 >>255694274 >>255695144 >>255695677 >>255696512 >>255696694 >>255696749 >>255697461 >>255697497 >>255698864 >>255699013 >>255699327 >>255699388 >>255699836 >>255700021 >>255701768 >>255702947 >>255703148 >>255703461 >>255703941 >>255704063 >>255704083 File: 20200430_104229.jpg (1.62 MB, 1847x2084) >>255674858 No >>255674858 No I בכי לוהו ב א 0ב. תתנ לת ה ל yד אד א D נתתי לך להיכנס .וא דה לאי צכיור ib D 1 בכ' yלוהו תב ה לי א 0 ב כי למה ל דאדו .. תתי לך לה כנס האק ה O Anonymous (ID: 08ydPwys ) E 04/30/20(Thu)14:49:52 No.255698864 File: 745.png (211 KB, 327x316) >>255674948 Utterly based Anonymous (ID: Bndr+vb/ ) E 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No.255688626 >255705864 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) O Anonymous (ID: W4VRBST2 ) I 1 04/30/20(Thu)12:14:29 No.255683124 File: 1580307454051.jpg (64 KB, 686x526) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler O Anonymous (ID: KXEZ6U5A ) E 04/30/20(Thu)11:01:26 No.255676352 File: 1586118478797.jpg (15 KB, 251x242) >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi >>255674948 O Anonymous (ID: ZuirH34+ ) 04/30/20(Thu)11:25:24 No.255678551 ► File: 1584972213343.jpg (47 KB, 464x454) >>255674948 w--, i love black people now O Anonymous (ID: KCzixFGu) 04/30/20(Thu)12:10:46 No.255682734 File: 1578606053475.jpg (26 KB, 500x357) O Anonymous (D. FCDUDON ) 04/30/20(Thu)11.02 01 Nu. 2556761 12 I ile: 15/049404/569 png (9 KL, 450x198) 04/30/20(Thu)10:47:34 No.255675137 O Anonymous (((You))) (ID: OKYHTI1Z File: soystaffel 12.png (34 KB, 324x505) >>255675969 >>255677778 >>255674948 Oh ok. Good. Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, fellow white. >>255674948 imgflip.com >>255674948 Pretty good anon
File: 20200430_104115.jpg (2.45 MB, 1908x2493) Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:43:18 No.255674716 ► »255674826 >>255674858 >>255674981 >>255675347 >>255676069 >>255676236 >>255676704 >>255676783 >>255676804 >>255676844 >>255676926 >>255676985 >>255677184 >>255677195 >>255677228 >>255677289 >>255677319 >>255677342 >>255677501 >>255677528 >>255677563 >>255677865 >>255678118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255679304 >>255679629 >>255679665 >>255680055 >>255680331 >>255680341 >>255680785 >>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>255682371 >>255682446 מעי יבכ >>255684008 >>255685262 >>255686046 >>255686506 >>255686691 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255690540 >>255690634 >>255691589 >>255692440 >>255692887 >>255693254 >>255693286 >>255693801 >>255693900 >>255694065 >>255694077 >>255694166 >>255695272 >>255696694 >>255699778 >>255700455 >>255700619 >>255700729 Should we learn the language of are enemy ? >>255674716 (OP) >> Anonymous (ID: AMinjMts 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:30 No.255674826 >> Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a 04/30/20(Thu)10:44:51 No.255674858 >>255674948 >>255690726 are you black? >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Anonymous (ID: U6WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948 ► >255675137 >>255675156 >>255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676386 >>255676412 >>255676419 >>255676689 >>255676770 >>255676844 >>255676940 >>255677165 >>255677281 >>255677492 >>255677563 >>255677985 >>255678103 >>255678408 >>255678474 >>255678551 >>255678820 >>255678908 >>255679203 >>255679672 >>255679821 >>255680252 >>255680810 >>255680966 >>255681085 >>255681223 >>255681667 >>255681980 >>255682021 >>255682460 >>255682734 >>255682753 >>255682833 >>255683124 >>255685251 >>255685416 >>255685524 >>255685546 >>255685821 >>255685928 >>255685982 >>255686085 >>255686096 >>255686302 >>255686381 >>255686444 >>255686461 >>255686486 >>255686599 >>255686631 >>255686759 >>255686771 >>255687065 >>255687163 >>255687401 >>255687514 >>255688336 >>255688363 >>255688626 >>255688736 >>255688768 >>255689440 >>255690249 >>255690634 >>255691664 >>255692440 >>255693041 >>255693251 >>255693705 >>255694059 >>255694100 >>255694274 >>255695144 >>255695677 >>255696512 >>255696694 >>255696749 >>255697461 >>255697497 >>255698864 >>255699013 >>255699327 >>255699388 >>255699836 >>255700021 >>255701768 >>255702947 >>255703148 >>255703461 >>255703941 >>255704063 >>255704083 File: 20200430_104229.jpg (1.62 MB, 1847x2084) >>255674858 No >>255674858 No I בכי לוהו ב א 0ב. תתנ לת ה ל yד אד א D נתתי לך להיכנס .וא דה לאי צכיור ib D 1 בכ' yלוהו תב ה לי א 0 ב כי למה ל דאדו .. תתי לך לה כנס האק ה O Anonymous (ID: 08ydPwys ) E 04/30/20(Thu)14:49:52 No.255698864 File: 745.png (211 KB, 327x316) >>255674948 Utterly based Anonymous (ID: Bndr+vb/ ) E 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No.255688626 >255705864 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) O Anonymous (ID: W4VRBST2 ) I 1 04/30/20(Thu)12:14:29 No.255683124 File: 1580307454051.jpg (64 KB, 686x526) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler O Anonymous (ID: KXEZ6U5A ) E 04/30/20(Thu)11:01:26 No.255676352 File: 1586118478797.jpg (15 KB, 251x242) >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi >>255674948 O Anonymous (ID: ZuirH34+ ) 04/30/20(Thu)11:25:24 No.255678551 ► File: 1584972213343.jpg (47 KB, 464x454) >>255674948 w--, i love black people now O Anonymous (ID: KCzixFGu) 04/30/20(Thu)12:10:46 No.255682734 File: 1578606053475.jpg (26 KB, 500x357) O Anonymous (D. FCDUDON ) 04/30/20(Thu)11.02 01 Nu. 2556761 12 I ile: 15/049404/569 png (9 KL, 450x198) 04/30/20(Thu)10:47:34 No.255675137 O Anonymous (((You))) (ID: OKYHTI1Z File: soystaffel 12.png (34 KB, 324x505) >>255675969 >>255677778 >>255674948 Oh ok. Good. Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, fellow white. >>255674948 imgflip.com >>255674948 Pretty good anon

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Anon became milionaire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /A15ITD5 ) 01/09/18(Tue)22:25:04 No.6166253 >tfw 17 >tfw dropped out of school because all i wanted to do was shitpost and play vidya >tfw discover crypto in december >tfw throw in $500 >tfw $350k 24 KB JPG >tfw continue s------- posting and playing vidya. View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: /A15ITD5 ) 01/09/18(Tue)22:25:04 No.6166253 >tfw 17 >tfw dropped out of school because all i wanted to do was shitpost and play vidya >tfw discover crypto in december >tfw throw in $500 >tfw $350k 24 KB JPG >tfw continue s------- posting and playing vidya. View Thread

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Anon doesn‘t fit in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:32:05 No.63699648 >can't be a normie cause i'm neurodivergent and without friends >can't be a robot/neet cause i have a job >can't be an incel cause i don't really hate women >can't join the alt-right cause i'm 31 KB JPG not racist where do i fit in, /r9k/?
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:32:05 No.63699648 >can't be a normie cause i'm neurodivergent and without friends >can't be a robot/neet cause i have a job >can't be an incel cause i don't really hate women >can't join the alt-right cause i'm 31 KB JPG not racist where do i fit in, /r9k/?

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Anon has an abusive dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" 143 KB PNG he's throwing bottles at me now what do i do
: Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" 143 KB PNG he's throwing bottles at me now what do i do

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Anon is impressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon and gatorade bottle experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)17:51:26 No.781496673 >Be me >Taking to friend >Says he f----- a Gatorade bottle and it felt really good >Decide to try it out later that day >D--- doesn't fit >idea.jpeg 154 KB PNG >Stick soft c--- in bottle and watch p--- until it's hard >When I achieved about a half chub I realized I f----- up >Try to pull out c--- but it was too late >Bottle squeezing my d--- with the force of 10 Ben Shapiros >On the ground writhing in pain >Bottle acting like a super c--- ring and keeping my d--- hard for over 10 minutes >Bust a fat nut in the gatorade bottle >Finally get my d--- out about a minute later Overall l'd rate the experience a 7/10 would do again.
: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)17:51:26 No.781496673 >Be me >Taking to friend >Says he f----- a Gatorade bottle and it felt really good >Decide to try it out later that day >D--- doesn't fit >idea.jpeg 154 KB PNG >Stick soft c--- in bottle and watch p--- until it's hard >When I achieved about a half chub I realized I f----- up >Try to pull out c--- but it was too late >Bottle squeezing my d--- with the force of 10 Ben Shapiros >On the ground writhing in pain >Bottle acting like a super c--- ring and keeping my d--- hard for over 10 minutes >Bust a fat nut in the gatorade bottle >Finally get my d--- out about a minute later Overall l'd rate the experience a 7/10 would do again.

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Anon farted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/18(Mon)21:00:25 No.48049721 >finally invite her over >finally fall asleep cuddling with her 00 >wake up in the morning >feel a fart >bachelor in my doesn't recognize 25 KB JPG the female in the same bed >farts >oh no >oh no no no no no no >s--- myself >runny as f--- >jump out of bed while she's still sleeping >run to the bathroom and clean up >tp_wont_do.webm >hop in the shower real quick >get back in to room >she's gone >all her stuff is gone >huge s--- stain on the sheets OFF A BRIDGE I GO 1 Reply ew Thread : Anonymous 09/10/18(Mon)21:02:41 No.48049753 Aww c'mon OP!
: Anonymous 09/10/18(Mon)21:00:25 No.48049721 >finally invite her over >finally fall asleep cuddling with her 00 >wake up in the morning >feel a fart >bachelor in my doesn't recognize 25 KB JPG the female in the same bed >farts >oh no >oh no no no no no no >s--- myself >runny as f--- >jump out of bed while she's still sleeping >run to the bathroom and clean up >tp_wont_do.webm >hop in the shower real quick >get back in to room >she's gone >all her stuff is gone >huge s--- stain on the sheets OFF A BRIDGE I GO 1 Reply ew Thread : Anonymous 09/10/18(Mon)21:02:41 No.48049753 Aww c'mon OP!

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Anon is a free man | /r/Greentext

9:57 PM Get out of jail >be me >give up on life >go out driving and kept jerking the wheel left and right attempting to hit people >cop pulls me over >he pats me done and ask if I have Chance THIS CARD MAY BE KEPT UNTIL NEEDED OR SOLD GET OUT OF JAHL FREE 307 KB JPG any drugs on me >tell him to check my pocket >he pulls out a get out of jail free card >go to court for reckless driving and driving under the influence >ask how do plead >say innocent due to mental illness >they check and find I have autism >just have to go to therapy Mental illness is the get out of jail free card in real life
9:57 PM Get out of jail >be me >give up on life >go out driving and kept jerking the wheel left and right attempting to hit people >cop pulls me over >he pats me done and ask if I have Chance THIS CARD MAY BE KEPT UNTIL NEEDED OR SOLD GET OUT OF JAHL FREE 307 KB JPG any drugs on me >tell him to check my pocket >he pulls out a get out of jail free card >go to court for reckless driving and driving under the influence >ask how do plead >say innocent due to mental illness >they check and find I have autism >just have to go to therapy Mental illness is the get out of jail free card in real life

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Anon's confession | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Confessions 05/16/21(Sun)02:31:15 No.61521424 I never do lower body. Just upper body and abs 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)02:35:19 No.61521462 >>61521424 (OP) # I just spent $5,000 on a custom love doll modeled after my late wife. >>61521475 # >>61521480 # >>61521581 # >>61522066 # >>61522090 #
: Anonymous Confessions 05/16/21(Sun)02:31:15 No.61521424 I never do lower body. Just upper body and abs 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)02:35:19 No.61521462 >>61521424 (OP) # I just spent $5,000 on a custom love doll modeled after my late wife. >>61521475 # >>61521480 # >>61521581 # >>61522066 # >>61522090 #

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Anon gets sober | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)08:32:11 No.63692176 >stop smoking weed >memory improves >get a job due to motivation rebound >no longer feel like i need to be high to listen to music/be creative/play vidya/watch movies i feel so much better bros. This clarity is a fantastic 264 KB PNG feeling
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)08:32:11 No.63692176 >stop smoking weed >memory improves >get a job due to motivation rebound >no longer feel like i need to be high to listen to music/be creative/play vidya/watch movies i feel so much better bros. This clarity is a fantastic 264 KB PNG feeling

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Catanon hunts rats | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:33:45 No.790001213 >Be me >Kitty >Have best humans ever! >Always good wet food! >So many pets and cuddles! >Want do nice thing for them >But what? 21 KB JPG >Am only kitty >What can do? >Remember stories of ancestors >Would kill mice, make humans very happy! >Can do that easy! >Go to spooky basement >Hunt dirty mice, eat raw! >Feel like cave kitty! >meowunga-bunga! >But humans not know nice thing I do! >This time, not eat mouse >Bring to big comfy sofa >Wait for pets and hugs >Human female screams >Not happy! >Says am bad kitty! :( >What go wrong? >lightbulb.jpg >Now I gets! Am so clever! >Humans mad because kill mouse! >Humans must like mouse! >Find mouse, but am gentle >Mouse is of cute >Will be friends with mouse and humans! >Bring to humans, they sleep >Jump onto bed and wake them >Show them new mouse friend! >Humans really mad! >Now have to sleep in garage :( >Humans make no sense!
: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:33:45 No.790001213 >Be me >Kitty >Have best humans ever! >Always good wet food! >So many pets and cuddles! >Want do nice thing for them >But what? 21 KB JPG >Am only kitty >What can do? >Remember stories of ancestors >Would kill mice, make humans very happy! >Can do that easy! >Go to spooky basement >Hunt dirty mice, eat raw! >Feel like cave kitty! >meowunga-bunga! >But humans not know nice thing I do! >This time, not eat mouse >Bring to big comfy sofa >Wait for pets and hugs >Human female screams >Not happy! >Says am bad kitty! :( >What go wrong? >lightbulb.jpg >Now I gets! Am so clever! >Humans mad because kill mouse! >Humans must like mouse! >Find mouse, but am gentle >Mouse is of cute >Will be friends with mouse and humans! >Bring to humans, they sleep >Jump onto bed and wake them >Show them new mouse friend! >Humans really mad! >Now have to sleep in garage :( >Humans make no sense!

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Anon is despondent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/17(Fri)14:19:33 No.3806115 >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # 38063910 # >>38064091 #
: Anonymous 06/30/17(Fri)14:19:33 No.3806115 >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # 38063910 # >>38064091 #

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top 10 anime betrayals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it
: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)19:21:22 No.58286746 EDITION FAMILYSI FRuits Skittles During Pride only one nainboes matters S4 #onerainbons TOTALLYTHEBOMB.COM Skittles Is Removing The Color From Their Candies In Support Of Pride Month and I Want Some 1590184161939.jpg 668 KB JPG >skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones >whites only >it literally says SS on the candy you can't make this s--- up
: Anonymous 05/22/20(Fri)19:21:22 No.58286746 EDITION FAMILYSI FRuits Skittles During Pride only one nainboes matters S4 #onerainbons TOTALLYTHEBOMB.COM Skittles Is Removing The Color From Their Candies In Support Of Pride Month and I Want Some 1590184161939.jpg 668 KB JPG >skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones >whites only >it literally says SS on the candy you can't make this s--- up

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Anon does anything to get /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)11:27:44 No.61518283 A nightcrawler worm has 7 grams of protein Anyone else catch and eat worms for cheap gains? When it rains I can easily catch 30 or so in 30 minutes. Thats 210 grams of protein and only 150 calories 84 KB JPG And no, I'm not some commie soiboy. A soiboy would never have the balls to actually eat worms.
: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)11:27:44 No.61518283 A nightcrawler worm has 7 grams of protein Anyone else catch and eat worms for cheap gains? When it rains I can easily catch 30 or so in 30 minutes. Thats 210 grams of protein and only 150 calories 84 KB JPG And no, I'm not some commie soiboy. A soiboy would never have the balls to actually eat worms.

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