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>be me >7ylo >Don't really understand why people are racist towards gypseys (equivalent to nigs in my country) >Even be anti racist >Gipsey n------ steal the f------ grate in front of our garage, gaining like a three dollars for it, and making a huge nusence for us >All in the light of day, in a horse-ridden carriage, in the centre of the capital city >Become racist
>be me >7ylo >Don't really understand why people are racist towards gypseys (equivalent to nigs in my country) >Even be anti racist >Gipsey n------ steal the f------ grate in front of our garage, gaining like a three dollars for it, and making a huge nusence for us >All in the light of day, in a horse-ridden carriage, in the centre of the capital city >Become racist

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/b/ is a weird place | /r/Greentext

>sister has solid D cups >walks around in bra lately due to hot weather >mfw 87 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)12:26:03 No.85494252 >no step- Absolutely based.
>sister has solid D cups >walks around in bra lately due to hot weather >mfw 87 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)12:26:03 No.85494252 >no step- Absolutely based.

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Anon is fucking sadness | /r/Greentext

>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.
>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.

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Anon dislikes UN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: soldizPa ) 05/21/21(Fri)14:38:16 No.322570795 >>322568906 # >trust me >l'm from the UN Things I trust more than I trust the UN: nigerian princes gas station sushi chinese skyscrapers surgeons with parkinsons bill cosby buying me a drink
: Anonymous (ID: soldizPa ) 05/21/21(Fri)14:38:16 No.322570795 >>322568906 # >trust me >l'm from the UN Things I trust more than I trust the UN: nigerian princes gas station sushi chinese skyscrapers surgeons with parkinsons bill cosby buying me a drink

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Very big FFF | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The 22 KB PNG Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken
| Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The 22 KB PNG Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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Anon overdid it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)09:46:36 No.63766736 >be me >too emotional >feelings are overwhelming >often cry when listening to good music or watching movies >feelings bad, time to be a man! >spend years working to uninstall 18 KB JPG feelings.exe >now I barely feel s--- and life is dull and grey >can't go back, it doesn't work, stuck like this I done f----- up.
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)09:46:36 No.63766736 >be me >too emotional >feelings are overwhelming >often cry when listening to good music or watching movies >feelings bad, time to be a man! >spend years working to uninstall 18 KB JPG feelings.exe >now I barely feel s--- and life is dull and grey >can't go back, it doesn't work, stuck like this I done f----- up.

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Anon is a great musician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:55:01 No.854939517 >be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" >scroll for a few, see some t--- and 58 KB JPG laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:55:01 No.854939517 >be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" >scroll for a few, see some t--- and 58 KB JPG laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again

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Believing women that you paid to be nice to you…… | /r/Greentext

>yesterday decide to f--- my first h----- ever >while she's riding me she ask if i was fat before >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg and that i couldn't hit the gym 25 KB JPG cause rona but will when it's open >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face and i'm tall >proceed to ride me harder
>yesterday decide to f--- my first h----- ever >while she's riding me she ask if i was fat before >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg and that i couldn't hit the gym 25 KB JPG cause rona but will when it's open >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face and i'm tall >proceed to ride me harder

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Anon experiences loss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/19(Tue)03:06:41 No.50803213 >mommy bought me a milkshake on her way home from work >l drop it walking up the stairs 41 KB JPG O0000000000000000000000000000000ON 000000000000000000000000000000000O
: Anonymous 02/05/19(Tue)03:06:41 No.50803213 >mommy bought me a milkshake on her way home from work >l drop it walking up the stairs 41 KB JPG O0000000000000000000000000000000ON 000000000000000000000000000000000O

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Anon relationship ghost | /r/Greentext

>be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 >run out of topics >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep FEEL TEAM SIX 46 KB JPG conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me
>be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 >run out of topics >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep FEEL TEAM SIX 46 KB JPG conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:42:25 No.854932670 >Use all the fossil fuels up >Enjoyed the weather while it lasted >Now no more oil for future generations >No more winters or snows either Get f----- Zoomers 173 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:42:25 No.854932670 >Use all the fossil fuels up >Enjoyed the weather while it lasted >Now no more oil for future generations >No more winters or snows either Get f----- Zoomers 173 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon goes to Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)00:13:47 No.16131319 >>16131117 (OP) # >go to some store in Alabama >go to check out >"ZICO?" >what >"zi, co?" >.what? >from GA, heard all sorts of southern accents all my life, this thing's accent was so thick I couldn't even understand what they could possibly mean >this creature was birthed from some a pool of swamp water and moonshine and then deep fried >she was trying to say "zip code" >>16131519 #
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)00:13:47 No.16131319 >>16131117 (OP) # >go to some store in Alabama >go to check out >"ZICO?" >what >"zi, co?" >.what? >from GA, heard all sorts of southern accents all my life, this thing's accent was so thick I couldn't even understand what they could possibly mean >this creature was birthed from some a pool of swamp water and moonshine and then deep fried >she was trying to say "zip code" >>16131519 #

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Anon is superior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)23:36:17 No.63764522 >be me >s------- for the second time today >be you >probably not s------- for the second time today, maybe haven't even shat at all 7 KB JPG i am superior in every way
Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)23:36:17 No.63764522 >be me >s------- for the second time today >be you >probably not s------- for the second time today, maybe haven't even shat at all 7 KB JPG i am superior in every way

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Anon’s GF is a cheater | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating on me >decide to make a fake 36 KB JPG account and hit her up on snapchat >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me
: Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating on me >decide to make a fake 36 KB JPG account and hit her up on snapchat >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me

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Anon got assimilated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:54:09 No.63755514 >be me, 14 >discover 4chan >be me, 19 >loser 4 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:54:09 No.63755514 >be me, 14 >discover 4chan >be me, 19 >loser 4 KB JPG

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Anon's dad is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.854932939 >2am TOAY IN >wake up cuz feeling bad and want to do poop >see my dad with my gaming headphones that he stole from me 3 years ago >see what he is watching >Darude Sandstorm on YouTube KILL SELF 550 KB PNG >he is smoking a e c-- >i just... i just cant
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.854932939 >2am TOAY IN >wake up cuz feeling bad and want to do poop >see my dad with my gaming headphones that he stole from me 3 years ago >see what he is watching >Darude Sandstorm on YouTube KILL SELF 550 KB PNG >he is smoking a e c-- >i just... i just cant

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can't remember | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:36:54 No.556167187 >want to replay a game from your childhood >remember the gameplay but nothing else >can't remember the game's name 51 KB JPG What's her name, /v/? : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:37:22 No.556167237 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:38:45 No.556167380 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:39:22 No.556167452 can't remember
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:36:54 No.556167187 >want to replay a game from your childhood >remember the gameplay but nothing else >can't remember the game's name 51 KB JPG What's her name, /v/? : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:37:22 No.556167237 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:38:45 No.556167380 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:39:22 No.556167452 can't remember

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Anon doesn't appreciate a gift | /r/Greentext

>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon got double switcherood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped >
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped >

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