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Anon sees a friend | /r/Greentext

>born >go blind at 6 >get special glasses to restore vision >put them on >go to friends house >say long time no see 406 KB JPG
>born >go blind at 6 >get special glasses to restore vision >put them on >go to friends house >say long time no see 406 KB JPG

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Anon Makes food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide l'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the 16 KB JPG entire week >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons
: Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide l'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the 16 KB JPG entire week >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:07:21 No.556430964 >Boring open world where the only points of interest are just enemy THE PHANTOM PAIN bases >bunch of pointless collectibles that give almost nothing to the player >less level interaction compared to other games KONAMI 289 KB JPG >contains a character designed to appeal to Coomers Yeah,i don't really like Genshin Impact Pic unrelated.
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:07:21 No.556430964 >Boring open world where the only points of interest are just enemy THE PHANTOM PAIN bases >bunch of pointless collectibles that give almost nothing to the player >less level interaction compared to other games KONAMI 289 KB JPG >contains a character designed to appeal to Coomers Yeah,i don't really like Genshin Impact Pic unrelated.

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Anon is a sinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)19:17:55 No.854959526 >be me 2 years ago >muslim in a non-muslim country >eat haribo daily >decide to read the ingridients >it contains gelatin which is made from pigs >mfw I am going to burn in hell 3 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)19:17:55 No.854959526 >be me 2 years ago >muslim in a non-muslim country >eat haribo daily >decide to read the ingridients >it contains gelatin which is made from pigs >mfw I am going to burn in hell 3 KB JPG

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Anon is inclusive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)10:12:12 No.543170328 >>543168960 (OP) # >be villain >designing labyrinth to house my treasure/secret weapon >fill it with traps and hire mercenaries to guard it >install wheelchair ramps next to staircases because I want to make it accessible for disabled 38 KB JPG adventurers
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)10:12:12 No.543170328 >>543168960 (OP) # >be villain >designing labyrinth to house my treasure/secret weapon >fill it with traps and hire mercenaries to guard it >install wheelchair ramps next to staircases because I want to make it accessible for disabled 38 KB JPG adventurers

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Anon swallows the ultimate redpill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)09:41:11 No.63159C > 10 years later > Chad owns a house and a car > has a family and decent job Meanwhile I am single rent cuck with no drivers licence 87 KB JPG 'Bullies will work for you' was a lie
Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)09:41:11 No.63159C > 10 years later > Chad owns a house and a car > has a family and decent job Meanwhile I am single rent cuck with no drivers licence 87 KB JPG 'Bullies will work for you' was a lie

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Anon is a retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)07:07:21 No.63769803 >be me >watch 20 mins of motivational videos on youtube >finally decide to go outside >see a cute lady >start sweating >i can't stop looking at her >she notices 17 KB PNG >she looks back a few times >not knowing what to say i just get closer >"maybe if i kiss her she'll be my gf" >she doesn't seem to get the idea and moves baclk a little >i feel ashamed and hurt >decide to just walk away while breathing heavily I don't get it, bros. Why are women like this? : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)08:18:17 No.63770626 Why the f--- are you like this retard?!
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)07:07:21 No.63769803 >be me >watch 20 mins of motivational videos on youtube >finally decide to go outside >see a cute lady >start sweating >i can't stop looking at her >she notices 17 KB PNG >she looks back a few times >not knowing what to say i just get closer >"maybe if i kiss her she'll be my gf" >she doesn't seem to get the idea and moves baclk a little >i feel ashamed and hurt >decide to just walk away while breathing heavily I don't get it, bros. Why are women like this? : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)08:18:17 No.63770626 Why the f--- are you like this retard?!

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anon lives with his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)17:01:34 No.854955230 > Try to make post > IP banned for child p--- > W-- I've never posted child p--- > Still living with my dad atm > Mfw I realize What do /b/ros? 211 KB PNG 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)17:01:34 No.854955230 > Try to make post > IP banned for child p--- > W-- I've never posted child p--- > Still living with my dad atm > Mfw I realize What do /b/ros? 211 KB PNG 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon's sleep schedule is beyond repair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)17:37:05 No.63394899 >alarm set for 2 hours and 11 CC minutes from now 324 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)17:37:05 No.63394899 >alarm set for 2 hours and 11 CC minutes from now 324 KB PNG

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Anon doesn’t need to pay his rent anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)15:51:55 No.63769075 >landlady has gone missing >schizophrenic neighbor hasmuttering about sacrificing to the spaghetti monster >haven't had to pay rent in 2 His smile and optimism: RESTORED months 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)15:51:55 No.63769075 >landlady has gone missing >schizophrenic neighbor hasmuttering about sacrificing to the spaghetti monster >haven't had to pay rent in 2 His smile and optimism: RESTORED months 52 KB JPG

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Anon is absolutely based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)14:55:45 No.63605654 >test positive for covid >go to an anti-mask rally >cough around as much as possible while yelling covid is a hoax >couple of people look at me weird 13 KB JPG >tell them I do have covid and it's only making me have the coofs, I'm perfectly fine >prove covid is fake >people cheer me on for being brave >check the Facebook participants after a couple of weeks >couple ended up in the hospital >one died
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)14:55:45 No.63605654 >test positive for covid >go to an anti-mask rally >cough around as much as possible while yelling covid is a hoax >couple of people look at me weird 13 KB JPG >tell them I do have covid and it's only making me have the coofs, I'm perfectly fine >prove covid is fake >people cheer me on for being brave >check the Facebook participants after a couple of weeks >couple ended up in the hospital >one died

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Anon converts to religious beliefs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:18:07 No.62780438 >be me >Get VR headset >Download VR chat >Get a counter strike terrorist avatar >Go in furry and weeb servers and LARP as a Muslim/Jihadist 184 KB PNG >Get called out a couple of times for not being a Muslim >Watch some videos on islam, learn a bit of basic arabic, listen to Muslim music >Also read Koran so I could recite various passages >Pretty good read >My jihad larping abilities improve quite a bit >Eventually visit a local mosque >People there are very welcoming, expirence was quite calming and I felt very good afterwards >Want to go back again this weekend What's going on guys. My parents aren't religious and I've been an atheist my whole life. What do I do?
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:18:07 No.62780438 >be me >Get VR headset >Download VR chat >Get a counter strike terrorist avatar >Go in furry and weeb servers and LARP as a Muslim/Jihadist 184 KB PNG >Get called out a couple of times for not being a Muslim >Watch some videos on islam, learn a bit of basic arabic, listen to Muslim music >Also read Koran so I could recite various passages >Pretty good read >My jihad larping abilities improve quite a bit >Eventually visit a local mosque >People there are very welcoming, expirence was quite calming and I felt very good afterwards >Want to go back again this weekend What's going on guys. My parents aren't religious and I've been an atheist my whole life. What do I do?

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Anon changes | /r/Greentext

>be me >7ylo >Don't really understand why people are racist towards gypseys (equivalent to nigs in my country) >Even be anti racist >Gipsey n------ steal the f------ grate in front of our garage, gaining like a three dollars for it, and making a huge nusence for us >All in the light of day, in a horse-ridden carriage, in the centre of the capital city >Become racist
>be me >7ylo >Don't really understand why people are racist towards gypseys (equivalent to nigs in my country) >Even be anti racist >Gipsey n------ steal the f------ grate in front of our garage, gaining like a three dollars for it, and making a huge nusence for us >All in the light of day, in a horse-ridden carriage, in the centre of the capital city >Become racist

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/b/ is a weird place | /r/Greentext

>sister has solid D cups >walks around in bra lately due to hot weather >mfw 87 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)12:26:03 No.85494252 >no step- Absolutely based.
>sister has solid D cups >walks around in bra lately due to hot weather >mfw 87 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)12:26:03 No.85494252 >no step- Absolutely based.

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Anon is fucking sadness | /r/Greentext

>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.
>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.

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Anon dislikes UN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: soldizPa ) 05/21/21(Fri)14:38:16 No.322570795 >>322568906 # >trust me >l'm from the UN Things I trust more than I trust the UN: nigerian princes gas station sushi chinese skyscrapers surgeons with parkinsons bill cosby buying me a drink
: Anonymous (ID: soldizPa ) 05/21/21(Fri)14:38:16 No.322570795 >>322568906 # >trust me >l'm from the UN Things I trust more than I trust the UN: nigerian princes gas station sushi chinese skyscrapers surgeons with parkinsons bill cosby buying me a drink

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Very big FFF | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The 22 KB PNG Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken
| Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The 22 KB PNG Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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Anon overdid it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)09:46:36 No.63766736 >be me >too emotional >feelings are overwhelming >often cry when listening to good music or watching movies >feelings bad, time to be a man! >spend years working to uninstall 18 KB JPG feelings.exe >now I barely feel s--- and life is dull and grey >can't go back, it doesn't work, stuck like this I done f----- up.
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)09:46:36 No.63766736 >be me >too emotional >feelings are overwhelming >often cry when listening to good music or watching movies >feelings bad, time to be a man! >spend years working to uninstall 18 KB JPG feelings.exe >now I barely feel s--- and life is dull and grey >can't go back, it doesn't work, stuck like this I done f----- up.

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Anon is a great musician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks 17 KB JPG > oh yea when the imposster is sussy >I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:55:01 No.854939517 >be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" >scroll for a few, see some t--- and 58 KB JPG laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:55:01 No.854939517 >be me, 3 days ago >curious about 4chan >sounds like a good time, figure i should check it out >click on "random" >scroll for a few, see some t--- and 58 KB JPG laugh at some green texts >you laugh you lose thread pops up >open it >met with a video of a dog being blow torched in the face Never again

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