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Anon is a bus driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)14:43:52 No.855209542 >be me >bus driver >drop kids off 10 houses away from their stop for no reason >refuse to elaborate >drive away 119 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)14:43:52 No.855209542 >be me >bus driver >drop kids off 10 houses away from their stop for no reason >refuse to elaborate >drive away 119 KB JPG

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believe in their existence is like believing in bigfoot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:28:00 No.38998496 >ended up getting an autismal gf >she barely ever says anything >i gotta be the one starting up a chat with her every single time >she cant keep to a conversation topic for more than 10mins before she loses her words and has no 33 КВ ЈPG idea what to say anymore >i dont know what to say to her anymore at times and just staying silent together for hours without doing much feels awkward as f---, as if i'm giving her the impression i dislike her or ignore her you f------ lied to me you f------, there's nothing fun about having a dumb socially inept girlfriend. this feels like hell : Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:29:40 No.38998513 >>38998496 (OP) # >unsociable girls This rumored rare breed of girls actually exist? >>38998568 # >>38998573 #
: Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:28:00 No.38998496 >ended up getting an autismal gf >she barely ever says anything >i gotta be the one starting up a chat with her every single time >she cant keep to a conversation topic for more than 10mins before she loses her words and has no 33 КВ ЈPG idea what to say anymore >i dont know what to say to her anymore at times and just staying silent together for hours without doing much feels awkward as f---, as if i'm giving her the impression i dislike her or ignore her you f------ lied to me you f------, there's nothing fun about having a dumb socially inept girlfriend. this feels like hell : Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:29:40 No.38998513 >>38998496 (OP) # >unsociable girls This rumored rare breed of girls actually exist? >>38998568 # >>38998573 #

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Anon improved himself | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home :Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)15:32:48 No.61674368 Finally my time has come. >Be me walking to store >see cutie I used to have a huge crush on in highschool >Tried asking her out once and she laughed and told me she doesn't date 417 KB PNG ugly guys >f------ destroys me.jpg >This is the motivation I've been looking for >Start lifting, dieting, learning how to dress like a person and not a r9k shitshow >2 years later >Girls been miring so I get used to it >Not obsessed with every 5 anymore >Make eye contact with cutie from highschool >She's gained a bit of weight not alot, but not the 8 she was anymore. >l walk into store >She walks in behind me >I'm doing my shopping (gotta get those protein sausages ya know?) >notice she's been staring at me >miring hard.mp4 >Get in line to purchase my sausages >She gets in line behind me >Guy infront of me is some hamplanet who would fall into his own orbit if he tripped >taking forever >"hey anon how have you been" >turn around and smile >"pretty good how about you" >her face lights up >"starts telling me about her life >recently broke up with her boyfriend cause he was cheating on her >God has blessed me today.wav >start chatting up something small, fat f--- ahead of me is fumbling his EBT for twinkies >"Well I can see you've been working out you look really good anon!" >thank her and get my wallet out as it's my turn in line "Hey we should get together later and hangout >Tell her l'll be a bit too busy today to do that >gotta get home and shitpost on /fit/ >she tries to give me her number >Politely decline >she's blown back probably the first time she's been turned down >she asks why >"you're just not really my type" >"oh.. well what is your type?" >this is it boys the time has come >"I'm into pretty girls" >Her face drops >see all visible will to live drain from her face >basedboy cashiers gasps and calls me an a------ >suck it onions >pay for my s--- >can see her fighting back tears >leave store and return home to enjoy my protein Women deserve to feel pain, every single one of them >>61674565 # >>61674778 # >»61675056 # >>61675292 # >>61675317 # >>61675514 #
Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home :Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)15:32:48 No.61674368 Finally my time has come. >Be me walking to store >see cutie I used to have a huge crush on in highschool >Tried asking her out once and she laughed and told me she doesn't date 417 KB PNG ugly guys >f------ destroys me.jpg >This is the motivation I've been looking for >Start lifting, dieting, learning how to dress like a person and not a r9k shitshow >2 years later >Girls been miring so I get used to it >Not obsessed with every 5 anymore >Make eye contact with cutie from highschool >She's gained a bit of weight not alot, but not the 8 she was anymore. >l walk into store >She walks in behind me >I'm doing my shopping (gotta get those protein sausages ya know?) >notice she's been staring at me >miring hard.mp4 >Get in line to purchase my sausages >She gets in line behind me >Guy infront of me is some hamplanet who would fall into his own orbit if he tripped >taking forever >"hey anon how have you been" >turn around and smile >"pretty good how about you" >her face lights up >"starts telling me about her life >recently broke up with her boyfriend cause he was cheating on her >God has blessed me today.wav >start chatting up something small, fat f--- ahead of me is fumbling his EBT for twinkies >"Well I can see you've been working out you look really good anon!" >thank her and get my wallet out as it's my turn in line "Hey we should get together later and hangout >Tell her l'll be a bit too busy today to do that >gotta get home and shitpost on /fit/ >she tries to give me her number >Politely decline >she's blown back probably the first time she's been turned down >she asks why >"you're just not really my type" >"oh.. well what is your type?" >this is it boys the time has come >"I'm into pretty girls" >Her face drops >see all visible will to live drain from her face >basedboy cashiers gasps and calls me an a------ >suck it onions >pay for my s--- >can see her fighting back tears >leave store and return home to enjoy my protein Women deserve to feel pain, every single one of them >>61674565 # >>61674778 # >»61675056 # >>61675292 # >>61675317 # >>61675514 #

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Anon prepares for hurricane with Dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/19(Sun)23:17:39 No.792339734 Greentext thread. tell some stories anons ill start four hundred thousand keks >be me >12 7 KB JPG >going to the store with my dad >just before big hurricane >takes last bread loaf >some lady snatches it from his cart >he tears it back >"buht, whee need it more!" >it was in my cart, just go to a different store or f----- deal >"noe!!! >she takes it, starts running >my 12 year old ass thinks it would be funny if i threw a can of beans at her >hits her head >shes out cold >dad looks at me >I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO KNOCK HER OUT >he laughs and picks up the loaf >we leave >made a sandwitch with that bread >f----- lol short story, but ive got others if anyones interested, really long ones tho
: Anonymous 02/10/19(Sun)23:17:39 No.792339734 Greentext thread. tell some stories anons ill start four hundred thousand keks >be me >12 7 KB JPG >going to the store with my dad >just before big hurricane >takes last bread loaf >some lady snatches it from his cart >he tears it back >"buht, whee need it more!" >it was in my cart, just go to a different store or f----- deal >"noe!!! >she takes it, starts running >my 12 year old ass thinks it would be funny if i threw a can of beans at her >hits her head >shes out cold >dad looks at me >I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO KNOCK HER OUT >he laughs and picks up the loaf >we leave >made a sandwitch with that bread >f----- lol short story, but ive got others if anyones interested, really long ones tho

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Anon dad walks in | /r/Greentext

>Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD" >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room
>Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD" >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room

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Anon is a Cop! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KВ JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them
Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KВ JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

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Canadanon laments his misfortune (x-post from r/4chan) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I•1 10/25/17(Wed)18:23:22 No.81016259 1507072835073.png 559 KB PNG >There are infinite universes where I have a gf >This isn't one of them
: Anonymous I•1 10/25/17(Wed)18:23:22 No.81016259 1507072835073.png 559 KB PNG >There are infinite universes where I have a gf >This isn't one of them

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Anon losses virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/18(Wed)11:41:29 No.43843728 >be me >In class >Have math and sit behind 7/10 qt >Ass big af >Get boner Funnyam.coml 5 KB JPG >She drops her pen under my table >Fuckity she noticed boner >Look at me >Smiles Later virgins
: Anonymous 03/14/18(Wed)11:41:29 No.43843728 >be me >In class >Have math and sit behind 7/10 qt >Ass big af >Get boner Funnyam.coml 5 KB JPG >She drops her pen under my table >Fuckity she noticed boner >Look at me >Smiles Later virgins

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Anon's dad is weird | /r/Greentext

>See's my sister getting ready >"going out?" >"Yeah, the Bae is coming to get me" (she f------ used Bae.) >"Oh i'd love to meet him, have him come in!" >sister brings bf in our house >my dad pretended he was in the bathroom. >he was in fact, slipping into something more comfortable >he walks out with my mom's bathrobe (giant fluffy white collar, about 3 feet to short for him.) >his speedo on. The speedo he never wore because it was way to tight, yet he saved it, just for this moment. >walks out >"OH YOU MUST BE JUSTIN" >reaches out for a handshake >kid grabs his hand >dad yanks him over and bear hugs him >"Ohhhh your hair smells nice, what is that? O'ley?" >kid is horrified >"uhhh..no.uhhh.c-can we go babe? we might be late" >they leave >my dad just looks over and says "Do you think that was legal? My balls are hanging out." %3D Best dad ever.
>See's my sister getting ready >"going out?" >"Yeah, the Bae is coming to get me" (she f------ used Bae.) >"Oh i'd love to meet him, have him come in!" >sister brings bf in our house >my dad pretended he was in the bathroom. >he was in fact, slipping into something more comfortable >he walks out with my mom's bathrobe (giant fluffy white collar, about 3 feet to short for him.) >his speedo on. The speedo he never wore because it was way to tight, yet he saved it, just for this moment. >walks out >"OH YOU MUST BE JUSTIN" >reaches out for a handshake >kid grabs his hand >dad yanks him over and bear hugs him >"Ohhhh your hair smells nice, what is that? O'ley?" >kid is horrified >"uhhh..no.uhhh.c-can we go babe? we might be late" >they leave >my dad just looks over and says "Do you think that was legal? My balls are hanging out." %3D Best dad ever.

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21 (Mon)08:53:40 No.63814410 >make a thread >a schizo who hasn't taken their meds starts posting in it >multiple times 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/24/21 (Mon)08:53:40 No.63814410 >make a thread >a schizo who hasn't taken their meds starts posting in it >multiple times 17 KB JPG

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Anon tries to play warzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me > 125mb left PEPE OF DUTY > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---
: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me > 125mb left PEPE OF DUTY > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---

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Anon is looking for a gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe
: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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Anon lives American dream | /r/Greentext

Life of the American male Anonymous (ID: ZANCZB4G E 12/30/16(Fri)12:48:56 No. 104915815 [Reply] >>104915909 >>104915961 >>104916124 >>104916937 >>104918894 >>104919185 >>104919345 >>104919399 >>104919453 >>104919598 >>104919609 >>104919749 >104919761 >>104919812 >>104920154 >>104920295 >>104920357 >be born >get the most sensitive part of your penis sliced off >get put on adderall at 13 >parents divorce >get put on anti depressants at 16 because stimulants have turned you into a zombie >apply for job >get passed over for women, and minorities >turn 30, kidneys break down from the years of anti depressants and stimulants >can't afford the cost of kidney treatment >die
Life of the American male Anonymous (ID: ZANCZB4G E 12/30/16(Fri)12:48:56 No. 104915815 [Reply] >>104915909 >>104915961 >>104916124 >>104916937 >>104918894 >>104919185 >>104919345 >>104919399 >>104919453 >>104919598 >>104919609 >>104919749 >104919761 >>104919812 >>104920154 >>104920295 >>104920357 >be born >get the most sensitive part of your penis sliced off >get put on adderall at 13 >parents divorce >get put on anti depressants at 16 because stimulants have turned you into a zombie >apply for job >get passed over for women, and minorities >turn 30, kidneys break down from the years of anti depressants and stimulants >can't afford the cost of kidney treatment >die

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Anon gets a notification | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)09:06:47 No.63813861 turn-off-low-battery-warning-sound-notification-android-9-0- pie.1280x600.jpg 86 KB JPG >o boy a notification! >open phone >oh Settings Battery is low 1% remaining Turn on Battery Saver
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)09:06:47 No.63813861 turn-off-low-battery-warning-sound-notification-android-9-0- pie.1280x600.jpg 86 KB JPG >o boy a notification! >open phone >oh Settings Battery is low 1% remaining Turn on Battery Saver

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Anon joins a gang | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 23:38:13 No.780307617 Gang stories thread? Here's mine >Was involved in a gang in a small city in Ohio >We were called Sons of Ohio >Acted like we were some kind of small-time mafia 22 >Have a rival gang called The Clouds Get it, cause clouds block out the sun (son)? Yeah, we didn't think it was clever either 32KİB, 388x293, gang.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Leader of our gang was called "Love" Mahoy >Called me in to meet with him one day in the middle of March >Tells me some of our brothers in the gang are just pretending >Actually undercover cops trying to bring us down >Oh s--- >Tells me not to worry, he has a plan to take care of them, and the clouds at the same time >intriguing.jpeg >Over the next six months he slowly convinced the undercovers to come to our side >Guy's practically a cult leader by the end, has them performing loyalty rituals and s--- >All of them confess that they were undercover cops, pledge allegiance to the gang >He gives them a task to prove allegience >"Go to The Cloud's hideout and gun down every last one you see" >S---, there's no way they're gonna do that, we're screwed >F--- >After a few moments, they agree >"We're gonna do it on the 21st" >The next day is a bloodbath, it's all over the news. At least 17 people dead, including the undercover cops >Remaining Clouds run away, get the f--- out of town >Later that week cops surround our hideout, take me into custody >Get pulled into conference room >Good cop/bad cop routine pulled >Good cop finishes his shpiel, opens the door for the Bad Cop >Bad cop is a grizzled older guy >5 o'clock shadow, puts out a cigarrette as he sits at the table >Shines a lamp directly in my face, practically blinding me >Pulls my collar to bring me closer, get's right up in my face >Speaks in a rough voice >"Do you remember >the twenty first night of September >Love was changing the minds of pretenders >While chasing the clouds away"
Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 23:38:13 No.780307617 Gang stories thread? Here's mine >Was involved in a gang in a small city in Ohio >We were called Sons of Ohio >Acted like we were some kind of small-time mafia 22 >Have a rival gang called The Clouds Get it, cause clouds block out the sun (son)? Yeah, we didn't think it was clever either 32KİB, 388x293, gang.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Leader of our gang was called "Love" Mahoy >Called me in to meet with him one day in the middle of March >Tells me some of our brothers in the gang are just pretending >Actually undercover cops trying to bring us down >Oh s--- >Tells me not to worry, he has a plan to take care of them, and the clouds at the same time >intriguing.jpeg >Over the next six months he slowly convinced the undercovers to come to our side >Guy's practically a cult leader by the end, has them performing loyalty rituals and s--- >All of them confess that they were undercover cops, pledge allegiance to the gang >He gives them a task to prove allegience >"Go to The Cloud's hideout and gun down every last one you see" >S---, there's no way they're gonna do that, we're screwed >F--- >After a few moments, they agree >"We're gonna do it on the 21st" >The next day is a bloodbath, it's all over the news. At least 17 people dead, including the undercover cops >Remaining Clouds run away, get the f--- out of town >Later that week cops surround our hideout, take me into custody >Get pulled into conference room >Good cop/bad cop routine pulled >Good cop finishes his shpiel, opens the door for the Bad Cop >Bad cop is a grizzled older guy >5 o'clock shadow, puts out a cigarrette as he sits at the table >Shines a lamp directly in my face, practically blinding me >Pulls my collar to bring me closer, get's right up in my face >Speaks in a rough voice >"Do you remember >the twenty first night of September >Love was changing the minds of pretenders >While chasing the clouds away"

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Anon gets out of a tight situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:09:30 No.63818374 > Be me, 16 years old, 2014 > Get into a really heated argument with some guy > My naive ass was being very cocky because he was skinny and like 1.65 (which is the average male height in Mexico, Yucatan, where this story takes 26 KB JPG place) > I'm of robust build and 1.85 meters tall > He pulls out a machete on me, because everyone living in a village has one > I pull out some stupid wrench I was carrying > What I expected to be a long lasting fight ends in one single swing, I hit his head and he lays motionless on the floor > I begin freaking out and I call an ambulance >I refuse to speak to the police > I'm not in a good economic situation in order to defend myself > I go talk with my uncle grandpa, he is one of the richest guys in the city > Huge house with exotic animals kind of rich > He tell me he will see what he can do to help > Two days later the case is dropped out of nowhere Mfw
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:09:30 No.63818374 > Be me, 16 years old, 2014 > Get into a really heated argument with some guy > My naive ass was being very cocky because he was skinny and like 1.65 (which is the average male height in Mexico, Yucatan, where this story takes 26 KB JPG place) > I'm of robust build and 1.85 meters tall > He pulls out a machete on me, because everyone living in a village has one > I pull out some stupid wrench I was carrying > What I expected to be a long lasting fight ends in one single swing, I hit his head and he lays motionless on the floor > I begin freaking out and I call an ambulance >I refuse to speak to the police > I'm not in a good economic situation in order to defend myself > I go talk with my uncle grandpa, he is one of the richest guys in the city > Huge house with exotic animals kind of rich > He tell me he will see what he can do to help > Two days later the case is dropped out of nowhere Mfw

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Anon is a self conscious retard. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)02:04:39 No.855171985 >Be me >diagnosed by doctor with severe anxiety. The steward on a plane could walk fast and l'll think we're gonna crash type s---. >go on one of my rare walks outside cause I need that vitamin d 75 KB JPG >go past a small group of guys >hear them start laughing. >think they're laughing at me, brain starts panicking. >start thinking of everything I could've done, my walk was weird my clothes are boring, etc. >l can't stop think about it, making me go insane >Can't take it anymore and give in like a retard >yell from across the street "A- Are you guys laughing at me?" >they look at me with confusion. >"the f---? No!" >now they are laughing at me. >go straight home >cry and scream into my pillow >stay indoors for the next week. Why does my brain hate me, I want to kill myself.
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)02:04:39 No.855171985 >Be me >diagnosed by doctor with severe anxiety. The steward on a plane could walk fast and l'll think we're gonna crash type s---. >go on one of my rare walks outside cause I need that vitamin d 75 KB JPG >go past a small group of guys >hear them start laughing. >think they're laughing at me, brain starts panicking. >start thinking of everything I could've done, my walk was weird my clothes are boring, etc. >l can't stop think about it, making me go insane >Can't take it anymore and give in like a retard >yell from across the street "A- Are you guys laughing at me?" >they look at me with confusion. >"the f---? No!" >now they are laughing at me. >go straight home >cry and scream into my pillow >stay indoors for the next week. Why does my brain hate me, I want to kill myself.

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Anon loves McChicken "sauce" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)05:44:03 No.855181970 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. 27 KB JPG One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. >>855182092 # >>855182143 # >>855182197 # >>855182236 # Anonymous05/24/21(Mon)05:47:00 No.855182092 p.855182040 >>85518197 # >McChicken sauce so mayonnaise anon.
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)05:44:03 No.855181970 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. 27 KB JPG One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. >>855182092 # >>855182143 # >>855182197 # >>855182236 # Anonymous05/24/21(Mon)05:47:00 No.855182092 p.855182040 >>85518197 # >McChicken sauce so mayonnaise anon.

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Anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)12:00:30 No.63816341 >speaking to therapist >so you talked about using the computer a lot... tell me what sites you go on 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)12:00:30 No.63816341 >speaking to therapist >so you talked about using the computer a lot... tell me what sites you go on 41 KB JPG

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Anon visits his grandpa | /r/Greentext

File: boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(.)ipg (120 KB, 1004x654) Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for. >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.
File: boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(.)ipg (120 KB, 1004x654) Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for. >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.

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