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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anon has a cool grandpa | /r/Greentext

lal Anonymous 07/28/20(Tue)02:41:37 No.206446180 >Had my grandpa over today, he's 84 and l'm 20 >We were talking about trends and such and the discussion moved over to the Japanese somehow >"Yeah those cartoons they make are a huge industry over there. Their animation probably racks in billions each year and it's enjoyed by people all over the world, the animation was inspired directly by Walt Disney's work and made into a whole new industry." 201 KB JPG >"Really?" >"Yeah wanna watch one with me?" >"Yeah show me one." >Show him the first episode of One Punch Man on Netflix >"H-------- Anon that was great." >He especially liked the crabman and the kid with a pair of balls for a chin >We went out for Icecream after and I dropped him off home >Get a call about 30 minutes ago >"Anon I was trying to take a nap, but I can't stop thinking about that One Punch Man, can we watch more tomorrow?" Sorry to blogpost but I love my Grandpa and I thought this would be a nice story to share. What are /al's experiences in introducing friends and family to anime?
lal Anonymous 07/28/20(Tue)02:41:37 No.206446180 >Had my grandpa over today, he's 84 and l'm 20 >We were talking about trends and such and the discussion moved over to the Japanese somehow >"Yeah those cartoons they make are a huge industry over there. Their animation probably racks in billions each year and it's enjoyed by people all over the world, the animation was inspired directly by Walt Disney's work and made into a whole new industry." 201 KB JPG >"Really?" >"Yeah wanna watch one with me?" >"Yeah show me one." >Show him the first episode of One Punch Man on Netflix >"H-------- Anon that was great." >He especially liked the crabman and the kid with a pair of balls for a chin >We went out for Icecream after and I dropped him off home >Get a call about 30 minutes ago >"Anon I was trying to take a nap, but I can't stop thinking about that One Punch Man, can we watch more tomorrow?" Sorry to blogpost but I love my Grandpa and I thought this would be a nice story to share. What are /al's experiences in introducing friends and family to anime?

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Anon finds an abused friend | /r/Greentext

>in 2007 >15 >playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live >end up killing each other with a guy over and over in tdm >invites me to play with him >accept invite >we start speaking via voicechat thingy >he is 13 >we chat about random s--- >suddenly background noise from his part >his parents arguing >"damn, it sounds pretty heated" >"they argue all the time, got used to it, dad lately started hitting mom though" >"jesus that sounds horrible" >"well, it kinda helps when I imagine it's a dark gag in a Family Guy episode"
>in 2007 >15 >playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live >end up killing each other with a guy over and over in tdm >invites me to play with him >accept invite >we start speaking via voicechat thingy >he is 13 >we chat about random s--- >suddenly background noise from his part >his parents arguing >"damn, it sounds pretty heated" >"they argue all the time, got used to it, dad lately started hitting mom though" >"jesus that sounds horrible" >"well, it kinda helps when I imagine it's a dark gag in a Family Guy episode"

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1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention
1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

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Anon draws a horse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:45:16 No.855450267 Finish the drawing @memes 186208663_4884118704970405_4907781042219396718_n.png 122 KB PNG Let's see how creative you retards are : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:48:12 No.855450430 Finish the drawing NIGG @merres basedhorse.png 148 KB PNG >>855450267 (OP) #
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:45:16 No.855450267 Finish the drawing @memes 186208663_4884118704970405_4907781042219396718_n.png 122 KB PNG Let's see how creative you retards are : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:48:12 No.855450430 Finish the drawing NIGG @merres basedhorse.png 148 KB PNG >>855450267 (OP) #

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Anon regrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:35:15 No.63871434 >be me >pretty wealthy from parents money >6 feet, white >browsing 4chan 16 KB JPG what did I do wrong
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)21:35:15 No.63871434 >be me >pretty wealthy from parents money >6 feet, white >browsing 4chan 16 KB JPG what did I do wrong

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It's hard to get a blowjob at age 7 | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/02/15(Fri)20:17:24 No.644454419 File: 1438873902563.jpg (31 KB, 505x479) >>644455296 >be 7 >think b------- involve actual blowing >can't blow self >get idea >blow up balloon and stretch it over my d--- as fast as possible >mom walks in >panic and let go of balloon >d--- is out and balloon is flying around the room >can only hear the sound of judgement and farts >balloon hits her face >leaves >cry myself to sleep
O Anonymous 10/02/15(Fri)20:17:24 No.644454419 File: 1438873902563.jpg (31 KB, 505x479) >>644455296 >be 7 >think b------- involve actual blowing >can't blow self >get idea >blow up balloon and stretch it over my d--- as fast as possible >mom walks in >panic and let go of balloon >d--- is out and balloon is flying around the room >can only hear the sound of judgement and farts >balloon hits her face >leaves >cry myself to sleep

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Anon loves his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:32:32 No.63873598 >Mom gets back from work >finishing her notes for the day while eating dinner >l pester her about watching a show with me >Go get it set up in the tv Anon, I'm almost done 20 KB GIF >we decide on the 60s Star Trek >there's something special about that show, it's a mix of cringe laughter at the cheesy acting and the interesting quirks of a future imagined in the 60s >Mom hands me a snack per usual as the first episode is about to start >She's got this awesome weighted blanket smothering both of us to death >we laugh until we're crying at the God-awful acting and effects >I love my mom : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:33:56 No.63873619 >>63873598 (OP) # wholesome and comfy story anon. : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:34:40 No.63873630 >>63873598 (OP)_# Sounds like fun Anon
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:32:32 No.63873598 >Mom gets back from work >finishing her notes for the day while eating dinner >l pester her about watching a show with me >Go get it set up in the tv Anon, I'm almost done 20 KB GIF >we decide on the 60s Star Trek >there's something special about that show, it's a mix of cringe laughter at the cheesy acting and the interesting quirks of a future imagined in the 60s >Mom hands me a snack per usual as the first episode is about to start >She's got this awesome weighted blanket smothering both of us to death >we laugh until we're crying at the God-awful acting and effects >I love my mom : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:33:56 No.63873619 >>63873598 (OP) # wholesome and comfy story anon. : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)00:34:40 No.63873630 >>63873598 (OP)_# Sounds like fun Anon

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Anon is looking like a serial killer | /r/Greentext

Im going to die alone and theres nothing i can do >be me Odontwant to teel that feel anymore >ugly af and im always wearing a hoodie and looking like a serial killer 10 KB JPG >be evening >im walking home >see two girls and were going to cross road >fall slightly behind them >it just happend to be that we were heading the same way >theyre whispering and one of them is constantly turning around >after 10 min of following i turn to the gates of my home >see one of the girls spook the other one by going behind her and grabing her I mean that was just cruel and needless...
Im going to die alone and theres nothing i can do >be me Odontwant to teel that feel anymore >ugly af and im always wearing a hoodie and looking like a serial killer 10 KB JPG >be evening >im walking home >see two girls and were going to cross road >fall slightly behind them >it just happend to be that we were heading the same way >theyre whispering and one of them is constantly turning around >after 10 min of following i turn to the gates of my home >see one of the girls spook the other one by going behind her and grabing her I mean that was just cruel and needless...

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Epic recovery 05/27/21(Thu)21:00:16 No.63871002 >be me >work at the news-stand >not a lot of space so the air flow is quite bad >just vibin >about to fart 62 KB JPG >don't want to fart inside because of bad air circulation. >idea >open the door, stick my ass out and make a nice fardd >then i remember i need to put newspapers inside if it rains >check the sky to see if it is about to rain >two guys leaning on the wall, smoking cigs looking at me horrified >they were minding their own buissines when suddenly a random ass emerged from the wall beside them and toot in their face >we are looking at each other speechless >look to the sky again >"looks like its about to thunder boys" >close the doors and leave >see them quickly walking away through the window >Imao
: Anonymous Epic recovery 05/27/21(Thu)21:00:16 No.63871002 >be me >work at the news-stand >not a lot of space so the air flow is quite bad >just vibin >about to fart 62 KB JPG >don't want to fart inside because of bad air circulation. >idea >open the door, stick my ass out and make a nice fardd >then i remember i need to put newspapers inside if it rains >check the sky to see if it is about to rain >two guys leaning on the wall, smoking cigs looking at me horrified >they were minding their own buissines when suddenly a random ass emerged from the wall beside them and toot in their face >we are looking at each other speechless >look to the sky again >"looks like its about to thunder boys" >close the doors and leave >see them quickly walking away through the window >Imao

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Anon jacks off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48906634 36 min. ago >be me >be 15 >hear that only 14yo girls say oof >say oof >im basically a girl now >j------- >say oof again which means that im a guy again since the two oofs cancel each other out 123.2 kB JPG >basically got jacked off by a girl >basically had sex See ya later virgins REPLY Anonymous | 48906721 28 min. ago >be 15 Thanks for letting me know right at the beginning that this was trash
Anonymous | 48906634 36 min. ago >be me >be 15 >hear that only 14yo girls say oof >say oof >im basically a girl now >j------- >say oof again which means that im a guy again since the two oofs cancel each other out 123.2 kB JPG >basically got jacked off by a girl >basically had sex See ya later virgins REPLY Anonymous | 48906721 28 min. ago >be 15 Thanks for letting me know right at the beginning that this was trash

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Anon is a dirty Snitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area 191 KB JPG >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend group >oshit >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god
: Anonymous 03/12/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area 191 KB JPG >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend group >oshit >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god

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Anon treated himself to a nice purchase | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:46:28 No.63870107 >bought silicone sex doll >delivery company didn't bring it at my door >have to pick it up from postal office few kilometers away from my apartment >don't have drivers license/car >have to ask my mom to give me 137 KB JPG a drive What would be good cover story for huge box? Something uninteresting as possible. : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:47:59 No.63870124 : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:48:07 No.63870126 >>63870107 (OP) # You bought horse dildos : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:48:47 No.63870136 Just get a f------ taxi, dude.
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:46:28 No.63870107 >bought silicone sex doll >delivery company didn't bring it at my door >have to pick it up from postal office few kilometers away from my apartment >don't have drivers license/car >have to ask my mom to give me 137 KB JPG a drive What would be good cover story for huge box? Something uninteresting as possible. : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:47:59 No.63870124 : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:48:07 No.63870126 >>63870107 (OP) # You bought horse dildos : Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:48:47 No.63870136 Just get a f------ taxi, dude.

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Anon needs recommendations | /r/Greentext

MAX PAYNE I just finished Max Payne, recommend me similar games DAnonymous 05/26/21(Wed)04:13:30 Jo.556961373 D max payne 2
MAX PAYNE I just finished Max Payne, recommend me similar games DAnonymous 05/26/21(Wed)04:13:30 Jo.556961373 D max payne 2

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Anon Cucks himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)19:18:00 No.753951070 Did I just cuck myself? >went to store 1 hour before closing >gather my s--- and head to the checkout 278 KB JPG >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 mintues before closing, and about our non-existent weekend plans >payed and about head out >she says "you know, my shift is almost done" >me "alright! have a good weekend, bye!" Pic unrelated
: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)19:18:00 No.753951070 Did I just cuck myself? >went to store 1 hour before closing >gather my s--- and head to the checkout 278 KB JPG >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 mintues before closing, and about our non-existent weekend plans >payed and about head out >she says "you know, my shift is almost done" >me "alright! have a good weekend, bye!" Pic unrelated

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)10:03:22 No.855438136 >be me >8 years ago >catfish a guy I know on Facebook >set up a date >l actually show up >see him sitting on a bench >walk up to him >"oh hey anon, what are you doing here?" 102 KB JPG >tell him the girl isn't real >turn around and walk away without saying anything else >we never see each other or talk to each other ever again >ffw 3 years >dude literally f---- my GF as a revenge for the emberassment I caused him >mfw 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)10:03:22 No.855438136 >be me >8 years ago >catfish a guy I know on Facebook >set up a date >l actually show up >see him sitting on a bench >walk up to him >"oh hey anon, what are you doing here?" 102 KB JPG >tell him the girl isn't real >turn around and walk away without saying anything else >we never see each other or talk to each other ever again >ffw 3 years >dude literally f---- my GF as a revenge for the emberassment I caused him >mfw 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)09:43:34 No.4 >game has a toilet >you can flush it 58 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)09:43:34 No.4 >game has a toilet >you can flush it 58 KB PNG

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