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Anon''s taxi driver is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg 245 KB JPG >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg 245 KB JPG >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.

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Anon is ruined beyond repair. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life
: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life

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Anon protects his innocence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:30:03 No.49546341 >be me >18, determined to keep my sacred virginity forever >Get fed up with the females around whereI live >toomanythots.mp3 >Pack all my s---, move to alaska 17 KB JPG >virginity protected >go on 4chan HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO F--- >How do the keep finding me >mfw View Thread
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:30:03 No.49546341 >be me >18, determined to keep my sacred virginity forever >Get fed up with the females around whereI live >toomanythots.mp3 >Pack all my s---, move to alaska 17 KB JPG >virginity protected >go on 4chan HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO F--- >How do the keep finding me >mfw View Thread

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Anon watches Robocop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/20(Fri)21:57:51 No.134824090 >get really high >decide to watch Robocop >forget what the beginning was like >mfw I get to rewatch Robocop for the first time, again 8 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/05/20(Fri)21:57:51 No.134824090 >get really high >decide to watch Robocop >forget what the beginning was like >mfw I get to rewatch Robocop for the first time, again 8 KB JPG

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Anon has crush on ghost lady | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:37:56 No.483230194 >be me >9 at the time >playing luigi's mansion for the first time >get to the piano ghost melody >develop crush on her 21 KB JPG >force parents to buy me a keyboard and take me to piano lessons >eventually get really good at it >ffw 3 years >playing the piano at some department store while waiting for my mom to finish shopping >girl from my school sees me "wow anon i didn't know you played that good" >turns out she's also a piano f-- >get her number fuckyeah.jpg >ffw to today >still with her >going to college >probably gonna major in music >mfw this all started cuz i had a crush on some ghost bitch from luigi's mansion thanks luigi
| Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:37:56 No.483230194 >be me >9 at the time >playing luigi's mansion for the first time >get to the piano ghost melody >develop crush on her 21 KB JPG >force parents to buy me a keyboard and take me to piano lessons >eventually get really good at it >ffw 3 years >playing the piano at some department store while waiting for my mom to finish shopping >girl from my school sees me "wow anon i didn't know you played that good" >turns out she's also a piano f-- >get her number fuckyeah.jpg >ffw to today >still with her >going to college >probably gonna major in music >mfw this all started cuz i had a crush on some ghost bitch from luigi's mansion thanks luigi

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Anon had a weird dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)09:04:21 No.28673243 I got a run in with a possible dream demoness too. >be me >about 10 >wake up in bed, middle of the night >room is brightly lit while it should've been pitch black (my mom works nights, I sleep in her bed) >there's a pretty lady in a red dress in the foot of the bed >asks me to sit beside her >i am compelled to do it >she shows me how to sex, i finally learn that the belly button is not a sex organ >teaches me how to rub my pee pee >at the end she puts the red dress on me >i go and pleasure myself in bed >i realize i'm in her body now >orgasm and wakeup >start crossdressing the very next week That f----- me up from a very early age. >>28674843 #
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)09:04:21 No.28673243 I got a run in with a possible dream demoness too. >be me >about 10 >wake up in bed, middle of the night >room is brightly lit while it should've been pitch black (my mom works nights, I sleep in her bed) >there's a pretty lady in a red dress in the foot of the bed >asks me to sit beside her >i am compelled to do it >she shows me how to sex, i finally learn that the belly button is not a sex organ >teaches me how to rub my pee pee >at the end she puts the red dress on me >i go and pleasure myself in bed >i realize i'm in her body now >orgasm and wakeup >start crossdressing the very next week That f----- me up from a very early age. >>28674843 #

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Anon has an art class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top
: Anonymous Best trip ever 09/24/18(Mon)13:02:20 No.48316602 >be me 17yr old >in italy with my art class >so hot you melt on the pavement >genius teacher decides to make us climb a goddamn vulcano >a 3 hours walk >right before we start my shoelaces decides to f--- with each other 997 KB PNG >smash myself so hard on the ground like the little s--- i am >ithurt.jpg >start to bleed a s--- ton from my knee >ohfuck.jpg >bitch teacher sees this and think im not capable to climb the f------ vulcano from hell >hell no im doing this >start to climb and teacher still bitching around >tell me i can't do it and makes fun of me >still bleeding and in lot of pain >one hour later the guide stops us >say that the teacher is slowing us down >mfw she has to leave >mfw when i make it to the top

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Anon buys a fur coat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 A 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brillliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless
: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 A 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brillliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless

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Anon likes his boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon is rarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com
: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)17:58:01 No.43378543 Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking 273 KB PNG >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up" View Thread Memecenter.com

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NO WAYY!!! | /r/Greentext

Fit Width - Expand Images File: 1335163350 jpg-(80 KB, 640x480, 0423120237.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5TDGYS81) 04/23/12(Mon)02:42:30 No.395218538 Are you ready for this? [-1O Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:43:26 No.395218672 File: 1335163406.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120237a.jpg) Here T-D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:01 No.395218745 File: 1335163441.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120238. jpg) GO! [-) D Anonymous (ID: Q7IECA27) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:35 No.395218841 File: 1335163475 jpg-(45 KB, 640x352, 005961. jpg) MOTHER OF GOD [-1D Anonymous (ID: TZghhEW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:18 No.395218939 File: 1335163518. png-(250 KB, 518x394, 366. png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: VCtZ89Z) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:39 No.395218985 File: 1335163539 gif (1.39 MB, 240x252, adsfasdadfad cffa gif) NO F------ WAY [-1D Anonymous (ID: OugZWYUC) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:48 No.395219002 File: 1335163548 jpg-(10 KB, 247x248, 02/25/12, 57 days old) where the f--- did the quarter go? [-)D Anonymous (ID: u10/ytx9) 04/23/12(Mon)02:48:15 No. 395219369 File: 1335163695 jpg-(36 KB, 446x337, 08/13/11, 253 days old) I-1D Anonymous (ID: EN5owkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:50:34 No.395219709 File: 1335163834. jpg-(62 KB, 640x480, 04231202377.jpg) SHAZAM [-10 Anonymous (ID: yrzgyKBL) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:00 No.395219771 File: 1335163860 .jpg-(56 KB, 400x309, 11. jpg) [-)D Anonymous (ID: 9omot+Ee) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:36 No.395219858 >>395219709 HOLY F------ SHITI ITS BACKI T-1D Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:28 No.395220284 File: 1335164068 jpg-(7 KB, 240x249, 08/05/09, 992 days old) [-10 Anonymous (ID: C218AXEA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:58 No.395220363 File: 1335164098.jpg-(18 KB, 265x283, 5-jazzz.jpg) dude. [-1D Anonymous (ID: VihMxb8P) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:22 No.395220421 File: 1335164122. png-(240 KB, 435x419. jbfuckingrocking.png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:27 No.395220436 File: 1335164127 ipg-(64 KB, 640x480, 0423120237aa jpg) The magic word is. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:56:55 No.395220657 File: 1335164215 jpg-(101 KB, 640x480, 0423120252. jpg) Wait, what the f---? [-10 Anonymous (ID: jpkv28xe) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:39 No.395221213 File: 1335164439.ipg-(41 KB, 401x450, 11/08/11, 166 days old) OH SWEET JESUS [-)D Anonymous (ID: uMBrIOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.395221246 File: 1335164450.jpg-(9 KB, 247x252, 01/06/11, 472 days old) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:01:53 No.395221418 File: 1335164513.jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, 0423120259.jpg) Last trick guys [-JD Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:03:54 No.395221738 File: 1335164634 jpg-(87 KB, 640x480, 0423120259a.jpg) What is the magic word? [-1D Anonymous (ID: MygsjrY) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:00 No.395221896 >>395221738 C---. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:49 No.395222010 File: 1335164749.jpg-(91 KB, 640x480, 0423120259b.jpg) C--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: uMBriOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:06:10 No.395222036 File: 1335164770.ipg-(44 KB, 311x334, 03/14/11, 406 days old) nuoh my god [-1O Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)03:07:06 No.395222129 File: 1335164826.jpg-(185 KB, 600x488, 03/25/12, 28 days old) >2395222010 [-1D Anonymous (ID: 9fuCQXos) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:04 No.395222275 File: 1335164884.gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 12/10/11, 134 days old) >>395222010 1-1O Anonymous (ID: Urby9LHy) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:13 No.395222303 File: 1335164893.ipg (10 KB, 251x229, 04/13/12, 9 days old) >>395222010 SWEET ZOMBIE JESUSI [-10 Anonymous (ID: nFSps0OD) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:04 No.395222576 File: 1335165004.jpg-(5 KB, 193x169, 05/15/08, 1438 days old) [-1D Anonymous (ID: 7a2gN1SH) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:07 No.395222579 File: 1335165007. png-(117 KB, 400x400, WUT. png) >>395222010 [-)D Anonymous (ID: JIMIWTA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:58: 16 No.395220858 >>395220657 Everyone, meet our new Secretary of the Treasury.
Fit Width - Expand Images File: 1335163350 jpg-(80 KB, 640x480, 0423120237.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5TDGYS81) 04/23/12(Mon)02:42:30 No.395218538 Are you ready for this? [-1O Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:43:26 No.395218672 File: 1335163406.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120237a.jpg) Here T-D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:01 No.395218745 File: 1335163441.jpg-(82 KB, 640x480, 0423120238. jpg) GO! [-) D Anonymous (ID: Q7IECA27) 04/23/12(Mon)02:44:35 No.395218841 File: 1335163475 jpg-(45 KB, 640x352, 005961. jpg) MOTHER OF GOD [-1D Anonymous (ID: TZghhEW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:18 No.395218939 File: 1335163518. png-(250 KB, 518x394, 366. png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: VCtZ89Z) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:39 No.395218985 File: 1335163539 gif (1.39 MB, 240x252, adsfasdadfad cffa gif) NO F------ WAY [-1D Anonymous (ID: OugZWYUC) 04/23/12(Mon)02:45:48 No.395219002 File: 1335163548 jpg-(10 KB, 247x248, 02/25/12, 57 days old) where the f--- did the quarter go? [-)D Anonymous (ID: u10/ytx9) 04/23/12(Mon)02:48:15 No. 395219369 File: 1335163695 jpg-(36 KB, 446x337, 08/13/11, 253 days old) I-1D Anonymous (ID: EN5owkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:50:34 No.395219709 File: 1335163834. jpg-(62 KB, 640x480, 04231202377.jpg) SHAZAM [-10 Anonymous (ID: yrzgyKBL) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:00 No.395219771 File: 1335163860 .jpg-(56 KB, 400x309, 11. jpg) [-)D Anonymous (ID: 9omot+Ee) 04/23/12(Mon)02:51:36 No.395219858 >>395219709 HOLY F------ SHITI ITS BACKI T-1D Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:28 No.395220284 File: 1335164068 jpg-(7 KB, 240x249, 08/05/09, 992 days old) [-10 Anonymous (ID: C218AXEA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:54:58 No.395220363 File: 1335164098.jpg-(18 KB, 265x283, 5-jazzz.jpg) dude. [-1D Anonymous (ID: VihMxb8P) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:22 No.395220421 File: 1335164122. png-(240 KB, 435x419. jbfuckingrocking.png) [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:55:27 No.395220436 File: 1335164127 ipg-(64 KB, 640x480, 0423120237aa jpg) The magic word is. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)02:56:55 No.395220657 File: 1335164215 jpg-(101 KB, 640x480, 0423120252. jpg) Wait, what the f---? [-10 Anonymous (ID: jpkv28xe) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:39 No.395221213 File: 1335164439.ipg-(41 KB, 401x450, 11/08/11, 166 days old) OH SWEET JESUS [-)D Anonymous (ID: uMBrIOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.395221246 File: 1335164450.jpg-(9 KB, 247x252, 01/06/11, 472 days old) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:01:53 No.395221418 File: 1335164513.jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, 0423120259.jpg) Last trick guys [-JD Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:03:54 No.395221738 File: 1335164634 jpg-(87 KB, 640x480, 0423120259a.jpg) What is the magic word? [-1D Anonymous (ID: MygsjrY) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:00 No.395221896 >>395221738 C---. [-1D Anonymous (ID: ENSowkFW) 04/23/12(Mon)03:05:49 No.395222010 File: 1335164749.jpg-(91 KB, 640x480, 0423120259b.jpg) C--- [-1D Anonymous (ID: uMBriOMO) 04/23/12(Mon)03:06:10 No.395222036 File: 1335164770.ipg-(44 KB, 311x334, 03/14/11, 406 days old) nuoh my god [-1O Anonymous (ID: JizFLQ94) 04/23/12(Mon)03:07:06 No.395222129 File: 1335164826.jpg-(185 KB, 600x488, 03/25/12, 28 days old) >2395222010 [-1D Anonymous (ID: 9fuCQXos) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:04 No.395222275 File: 1335164884.gif-(1.83 MB, 200x200, 12/10/11, 134 days old) >>395222010 1-1O Anonymous (ID: Urby9LHy) 04/23/12(Mon)03:08:13 No.395222303 File: 1335164893.ipg (10 KB, 251x229, 04/13/12, 9 days old) >>395222010 SWEET ZOMBIE JESUSI [-10 Anonymous (ID: nFSps0OD) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:04 No.395222576 File: 1335165004.jpg-(5 KB, 193x169, 05/15/08, 1438 days old) [-1D Anonymous (ID: 7a2gN1SH) 04/23/12(Mon)03:10:07 No.395222579 File: 1335165007. png-(117 KB, 400x400, WUT. png) >>395222010 [-)D Anonymous (ID: JIMIWTA) 04/23/12(Mon)02:58: 16 No.395220858 >>395220657 Everyone, meet our new Secretary of the Treasury.

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)01:32:00 No.63879146 >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage in my state >be hot girl 107 KB JPG >sell bathwater >make thousands of dollars If she sold her piss she'd be even richer. 1 jar of her piss is probably worth more than half a years salary for a robot doing manual labor. 37 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)03:38:44 No.63880320 >>63879146 (OP)# >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage >purchase bathwater like a retard >>63880346 #
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)01:32:00 No.63879146 >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage in my state >be hot girl 107 KB JPG >sell bathwater >make thousands of dollars If she sold her piss she'd be even richer. 1 jar of her piss is probably worth more than half a years salary for a robot doing manual labor. 37 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)03:38:44 No.63880320 >>63879146 (OP)# >be man >spend 12 hours doing manual labor >come home in pain >make minimum wage >purchase bathwater like a retard >>63880346 #

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)02:05:38 No.43387146 >>43386672 It could be worse anon. >make a friend while playing TF2 >never really had a vidya friend before 73 KB JPG >we play together pretty often, talk about life a bit too >he mentions he's had a gf for about four years >one day says he's going to propose to her >give him some encouragement >next day he's online he says she rejected him >try to be supportive of him >he spirals into depression >spends all his time playing vidya for a few months >one day he tells me that he's planning on committing suicide >talk to him for a few days, see if he's really serious about it >realize I can't talk him out of it, he stopped going to his job after his gf dumped him, just became a recluse with no will to live >wish him the best in the after life and say goodbye >last online: 1764 days ago
: Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu)02:05:38 No.43387146 >>43386672 It could be worse anon. >make a friend while playing TF2 >never really had a vidya friend before 73 KB JPG >we play together pretty often, talk about life a bit too >he mentions he's had a gf for about four years >one day says he's going to propose to her >give him some encouragement >next day he's online he says she rejected him >try to be supportive of him >he spirals into depression >spends all his time playing vidya for a few months >one day he tells me that he's planning on committing suicide >talk to him for a few days, see if he's really serious about it >realize I can't talk him out of it, he stopped going to his job after his gf dumped him, just became a recluse with no will to live >wish him the best in the after life and say goodbye >last online: 1764 days ago

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Anon has a bad day in Russia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:14:49 No.855477908 >be me >lvan >run out of vodka and have to put ryazhenka on my morning kasha >хуй >strap on my tracksuit and head to the local vodka warehouse to get more >see my good comrade Ivan on the way there >we talk about how much we hate our lives >he has to get home to beat his wife so we say 98 KB JPG dosvedanya >at the vodka warehouse >employee there has a nametag >Ivan >buy my pallet of vodka and begin to wheel it back to my 10 square meter apartment >see a Lada Granta ram into another car, also a Lada Granta >two gopniks jump out of the second Lada and start shooting into the glass of the first one >hear a shotgun blast and see gopnik #1s head turn into stroganoff >cykablyat.jpg >gopnik #2 jumps back in his car and speeds off >I run over and open the door of the first car >guy is hit bad and falls out into my arms, dropping his Saiga-12 on the ground >I hold him while he's dying >l ask him what his name is >lvan
: Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)19:14:49 No.855477908 >be me >lvan >run out of vodka and have to put ryazhenka on my morning kasha >хуй >strap on my tracksuit and head to the local vodka warehouse to get more >see my good comrade Ivan on the way there >we talk about how much we hate our lives >he has to get home to beat his wife so we say 98 KB JPG dosvedanya >at the vodka warehouse >employee there has a nametag >Ivan >buy my pallet of vodka and begin to wheel it back to my 10 square meter apartment >see a Lada Granta ram into another car, also a Lada Granta >two gopniks jump out of the second Lada and start shooting into the glass of the first one >hear a shotgun blast and see gopnik #1s head turn into stroganoff >cykablyat.jpg >gopnik #2 jumps back in his car and speeds off >I run over and open the door of the first car >guy is hit bad and falls out into my arms, dropping his Saiga-12 on the ground >I hold him while he's dying >l ask him what his name is >lvan

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Anon is stuck in the middle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/18(Mon)21:23:24 No.774541587 >be me >charming enough for girls to hang out with me >not charming enough for girls to want to date me >aware enough to realize that i dont have a chance 22 KB JPG >autistic enough to keep having in-depth conversations with her in my head It's lonely in the middle.
: Anonymous 07/16/18(Mon)21:23:24 No.774541587 >be me >charming enough for girls to hang out with me >not charming enough for girls to want to date me >aware enough to realize that i dont have a chance 22 KB JPG >autistic enough to keep having in-depth conversations with her in my head It's lonely in the middle.

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Anon tries to make new friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)13:07:53 No.23914623 1526059190234.jpg 424 KB JPG >see weeb sticker on someone's car >crash into them so I get their address and possibly telephone number >>23915323 # Anonymous04/18/21(Sun)15:13:27 No.23915323 8:13 No.23914667 >>23914623 # Best way to make new friends
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)13:07:53 No.23914623 1526059190234.jpg 424 KB JPG >see weeb sticker on someone's car >crash into them so I get their address and possibly telephone number >>23915323 # Anonymous04/18/21(Sun)15:13:27 No.23915323 8:13 No.23914667 >>23914623 # Best way to make new friends

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Anon has a son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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