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: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:43 No.79230787 How was your last attempt at wooing a girl? >few years ago >texting a girl I like >get blocked mid conversation without warning >seeing her irl she acts like nothing happened >never bring it up and slowly stop talking to her after realizing I'm the only one starting conversations The whole thing was frankly embarrassing. I just work my job now and masturbate to a fictional character, with moderate drinking due to boredom. No change in sight yet. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:43 No.79230787 How was your last attempt at wooing a girl? >few years ago >texting a girl I like >get blocked mid conversation without warning >seeing her irl she acts like nothing happened >never bring it up and slowly stop talking to her after realizing I'm the only one starting conversations The whole thing was frankly embarrassing. I just work my job now and masturbate to a fictional character, with moderate drinking due to boredom. No change in sight yet. 1 Reply View Thread

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Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)13:26:41 No.102760650 Voodoo MANCY 1728507856074048.jpg 501 KB JPG MAID BATTERY CD >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship
Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)13:26:41 No.102760650 Voodoo MANCY 1728507856074048.jpg 501 KB JPG MAID BATTERY CD >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship

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: Anonymous MAMMI 272 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:13:12 No.79226621 >Make friends with a Chad >He always has women interested in him, but never seems to engage with them >One day ask him why >He tells me he doesn't give a s--- about women and would rather avoid them "because they're trouble" Is the key to getting women... Being disinterested in them? What f------ weird paradox is this?
: Anonymous MAMMI 272 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:13:12 No.79226621 >Make friends with a Chad >He always has women interested in him, but never seems to engage with them >One day ask him why >He tells me he doesn't give a s--- about women and would rather avoid them "because they're trouble" Is the key to getting women... Being disinterested in them? What f------ weird paradox is this?

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:01:49 No.79226525 >go to take a shower >have my towel and my roommate's towels very separate, different colors and everything (don't wash them every day) >for some reason she used my towel to dry off >it's hanging up in the same place, don't think anything of it >go to dry off and instantly get hit with intense p---- musk >now it's all over my hair and face GOD F------ WHY DID SHE NOT USE HER TOWEL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER JUST TO WASH IT OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:01:49 No.79226525 >go to take a shower >have my towel and my roommate's towels very separate, different colors and everything (don't wash them every day) >for some reason she used my towel to dry off >it's hanging up in the same place, don't think anything of it >go to dry off and instantly get hit with intense p---- musk >now it's all over my hair and face GOD F------ WHY DID SHE NOT USE HER TOWEL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER JUST TO WASH IT OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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: Anonymous Karma PEPE COIN BARK 17 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:35:44 No.79226831 >Be me >live in the part of town with all the nightclubs >Saturday and Sunday morning stuff is usually littered throughout the street >sometimes it's wallets >I hate finding wallets because I always feel obligated to walk half a mile to the closest mailbox and I feel bad if I don't >remember I have a ton of Euros from a vacation I took last year >come up with devious plan >when the wallet has money in it I replace it with euros or other currency from other countries >I make sure to match the value as closely as possible >I'm hoping this will deter people from losing their wallets
: Anonymous Karma PEPE COIN BARK 17 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:35:44 No.79226831 >Be me >live in the part of town with all the nightclubs >Saturday and Sunday morning stuff is usually littered throughout the street >sometimes it's wallets >I hate finding wallets because I always feel obligated to walk half a mile to the closest mailbox and I feel bad if I don't >remember I have a ton of Euros from a vacation I took last year >come up with devious plan >when the wallet has money in it I replace it with euros or other currency from other countries >I make sure to match the value as closely as possible >I'm hoping this will deter people from losing their wallets

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Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)06:38:44 No.692634875 TOEI ANIMATION w-- is this s---? 1729658019699962.png 396 KB PNG >people now advocating for censorship How did we get here? who cares??? stop making a big deal out of it! "help me mommy my favorite media is being ruined by WOKE!!1!!1!" lol grow up
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)06:38:44 No.692634875 TOEI ANIMATION w-- is this s---? 1729658019699962.png 396 KB PNG >people now advocating for censorship How did we get here? who cares??? stop making a big deal out of it! "help me mommy my favorite media is being ruined by WOKE!!1!!1!" lol grow up

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92 KB JPG >Be black >Enjoy some good hentai once in a while >Alot of the hottest chicks that f--- black dudes are just gangbang cuckshit with the chick going "UMAD WHITO PIGGU?, SMALL D--- SISSY S---" >Immersion is shattered along with my boner >Just wanted sum anime tiddy with a brotha getting some ass. >Alot of Western P--- Comics have this same problem if not worse. >It's always raceplay and never vanilla >Most BLACKEDf gs are giant cucks who are hella gay for pitch black donkey d--- corruption >There's a retaliation force of BLEACHEDf gs who are equally gay focusing on milk white donkey d--- "colonization" Aw man. I know I'm thinking way too far into it but f---. >No Vanilla Interracial Animu Romance with handholding and sex for the purpose of procreaton, Only cuckshit. >>434291369 # >>434291449 # >>434291564 # >>434291726 # >>434291802 # >>434292759 # >>434292770 # >>434294378 #
92 KB JPG >Be black >Enjoy some good hentai once in a while >Alot of the hottest chicks that f--- black dudes are just gangbang cuckshit with the chick going "UMAD WHITO PIGGU?, SMALL D--- SISSY S---" >Immersion is shattered along with my boner >Just wanted sum anime tiddy with a brotha getting some ass. >Alot of Western P--- Comics have this same problem if not worse. >It's always raceplay and never vanilla >Most BLACKEDf gs are giant cucks who are hella gay for pitch black donkey d--- corruption >There's a retaliation force of BLEACHEDf gs who are equally gay focusing on milk white donkey d--- "colonization" Aw man. I know I'm thinking way too far into it but f---. >No Vanilla Interracial Animu Romance with handholding and sex for the purpose of procreaton, Only cuckshit. >>434291369 # >>434291449 # >>434291564 # >>434291726 # >>434291802 # >>434292759 # >>434292770 # >>434294378 #

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COLOSSEUN Nintendo The Pokémon Company GET C CONNE CTED 130 EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB Nintendo Colosseum_EN_boxart-3781653760.png 928 KB PNG >spinoff game completely s---- on the main series Any other examples? Persona is another that comes to mind for me.
COLOSSEUN Nintendo The Pokémon Company GET C CONNE CTED 130 EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB Nintendo Colosseum_EN_boxart-3781653760.png 928 KB PNG >spinoff game completely s---- on the main series Any other examples? Persona is another that comes to mind for me.

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Anonymous 257 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed) 22:41:54 No.79225208 >be me >19, live in suburbs >during last year of highschool confess to best friend >they say we can try things out because they like me and had a crush on me a long time ago >we were both the "weird kid" in our classes and had mental problems >fast forward to last 3 months, we are dating and everything, but they get into a fashion subculture >picrel >they say theyre litterally this insane character >signs of BPD get worss >they make me leave all my friends or else she'll leave me and spread rumors on my campus >cant do anything right, one minute they are asking me for sex the next they are telling me to kill my self because i had work and couldn't answer their calls >they start looking through all my digital devices, phone, laptop, everything >yesterday visted me with a knife in their bag "just in case they found out i was cheating" >be at local library to make this post, not risking anything I no longer and incel, but have actual crazy Gf, genuenly fear for me life anons, what do?
Anonymous 257 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed) 22:41:54 No.79225208 >be me >19, live in suburbs >during last year of highschool confess to best friend >they say we can try things out because they like me and had a crush on me a long time ago >we were both the "weird kid" in our classes and had mental problems >fast forward to last 3 months, we are dating and everything, but they get into a fashion subculture >picrel >they say theyre litterally this insane character >signs of BPD get worss >they make me leave all my friends or else she'll leave me and spread rumors on my campus >cant do anything right, one minute they are asking me for sex the next they are telling me to kill my self because i had work and couldn't answer their calls >they start looking through all my digital devices, phone, laptop, everything >yesterday visted me with a knife in their bag "just in case they found out i was cheating" >be at local library to make this post, not risking anything I no longer and incel, but have actual crazy Gf, genuenly fear for me life anons, what do?

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بھی J doubleespressopepedepresso.jpg 37 KB JPG >you play as "the resistance" 211
بھی J doubleespressopepedepresso.jpg 37 KB JPG >you play as "the resistance" 211

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:04:37 No.203522601 >Study engineering for 5 years >Random w---- who described how she spits on cocks before she sucks on them makes 10x my salary 166 KB JPG : Anonymous Kill all roasties. Anonymous >>203524359 # Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:14 No.203522624 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:51 No.203522652 10/17/24(Thu)09:06:47 No.203522689 The free market has determined she produces more value than you do. >>203523082 # >>203524045 # >>203524175 # >>203524321 #
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:04:37 No.203522601 >Study engineering for 5 years >Random w---- who described how she spits on cocks before she sucks on them makes 10x my salary 166 KB JPG : Anonymous Kill all roasties. Anonymous >>203524359 # Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:14 No.203522624 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:51 No.203522652 10/17/24(Thu)09:06:47 No.203522689 The free market has determined she produces more value than you do. >>203523082 # >>203524045 # >>203524175 # >>203524321 #

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: Anonymous 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 14:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for him >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place? 166 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 14:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for him >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place? 166 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anonymous are women this retarded 07/18/24(Thu)09:20:46 No.31638702 Tolentino-The-Rage-of-the-Incels[1].jpg 1.81 MB JPG >match with girl on facebook dating >she's very quick to respond even when I take hours to respond >ask for her instagram and we start texting there >ask her is she's down to go out next week >she says "ofc im free.lets play bingo" >i ask her if she's serious but then I tell her that I'm down for it either way >i ask her where would we even play it and she says "on roblox" Is she f------ serious? How humiliating would that be if i actually agreed to this f------ "roblox date." This is the state of dating in 2024. Sub-chad men have to put up with this if we're lucky. What should I do? : Anonymous >>31638702 (OP) # Probably a bot >>31638777 # >>31638779 # 07/18/24(Thu)09:23:49 No.31638725
Anonymous are women this retarded 07/18/24(Thu)09:20:46 No.31638702 Tolentino-The-Rage-of-the-Incels[1].jpg 1.81 MB JPG >match with girl on facebook dating >she's very quick to respond even when I take hours to respond >ask for her instagram and we start texting there >ask her is she's down to go out next week >she says "ofc im free.lets play bingo" >i ask her if she's serious but then I tell her that I'm down for it either way >i ask her where would we even play it and she says "on roblox" Is she f------ serious? How humiliating would that be if i actually agreed to this f------ "roblox date." This is the state of dating in 2024. Sub-chad men have to put up with this if we're lucky. What should I do? : Anonymous >>31638702 (OP) # Probably a bot >>31638777 # >>31638779 # 07/18/24(Thu)09:23:49 No.31638725

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Anon Didn't Expect Wonderful Things From the Wizard of Oz | /r/Greentext

34 KB JPG >be me >9 years old >watching Wizard of Oz with dad >dad super hyped, loves the movie >I'm vibing, good times >"We're off to see the wizard..." part comes on >hear "Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause... >Because of the wonderful PIXIE DUST!" >Pixie dust??? YES. HYPE. >Excited for pixie dust rest of the movie >whole time waiting for magical sparkles >movie ends, no pixie dust anywhere >devastated >start crying, literally thought I was lied to by gang >dad doesn't understand why son is crying >increase_crying_intensity = 100 >fart a little during peak scream >dad gives me "fml" look >didn't realize they said "THINGS HE DOES" until college >mfw_no_pixie_dust.png
34 KB JPG >be me >9 years old >watching Wizard of Oz with dad >dad super hyped, loves the movie >I'm vibing, good times >"We're off to see the wizard..." part comes on >hear "Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause... >Because of the wonderful PIXIE DUST!" >Pixie dust??? YES. HYPE. >Excited for pixie dust rest of the movie >whole time waiting for magical sparkles >movie ends, no pixie dust anywhere >devastated >start crying, literally thought I was lied to by gang >dad doesn't understand why son is crying >increase_crying_intensity = 100 >fart a little during peak scream >dad gives me "fml" look >didn't realize they said "THINGS HE DOES" until college >mfw_no_pixie_dust.png

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Anonymous who is at fault here 713 KB JPG は 10/23/24(Wed)19:59:54 No.79223520 >arrive to get blood work done, super nervous >trying to avoid eye contact and say as little as possible >sit down and roll up my sleeve for her >"you have nice veins" >immediately need to focus on not getting hard on the spot >"got any plans for later today?" n-not really >also talks about how she likes my shirt a lot >I'm so stunned that I'm mindlessly staring at the place she's about to draw blood from until I realize it and look away, even more embarrassed for this was she acting aggressive, or was that nothing at all and I'm just pathetic. weird thing is she didn't make a comment about my hair and that's what everyone mentions if they want to make small talk with me, I was definitely caught off guard
Anonymous who is at fault here 713 KB JPG は 10/23/24(Wed)19:59:54 No.79223520 >arrive to get blood work done, super nervous >trying to avoid eye contact and say as little as possible >sit down and roll up my sleeve for her >"you have nice veins" >immediately need to focus on not getting hard on the spot >"got any plans for later today?" n-not really >also talks about how she likes my shirt a lot >I'm so stunned that I'm mindlessly staring at the place she's about to draw blood from until I realize it and look away, even more embarrassed for this was she acting aggressive, or was that nothing at all and I'm just pathetic. weird thing is she didn't make a comment about my hair and that's what everyone mentions if they want to make small talk with me, I was definitely caught off guard

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Anonymous lunch 2 MB GIF 05/11/24(Sat) 10:07:00 No.77456803 random childhood memory unlocked >be me 15 years ago, bored >decide to sell my toys to neighborhood kids >one kid buys a toy truck for one dollar >he leaves truck in his yard during >sneak in and steal truck back >no idea why I did it, just a sudden impulse >that afternoon he comes back and says the truck was stolen >tell him that sucks, I only have one left, since it's my last one it will be three dollars if he wants it >he buys the truck again This was buried deep in the back of my brain. Do I need to check my ancestry?
Anonymous lunch 2 MB GIF 05/11/24(Sat) 10:07:00 No.77456803 random childhood memory unlocked >be me 15 years ago, bored >decide to sell my toys to neighborhood kids >one kid buys a toy truck for one dollar >he leaves truck in his yard during >sneak in and steal truck back >no idea why I did it, just a sudden impulse >that afternoon he comes back and says the truck was stolen >tell him that sucks, I only have one left, since it's my last one it will be three dollars if he wants it >he buys the truck again This was buried deep in the back of my brain. Do I need to check my ancestry?

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Anonymous him 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 09:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place?
Anonymous him 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 09:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place?

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Anonymous The Witcher 1 1.33 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)13:44:30 No.692652951 >give wolfskin to prove you are a worthy hunter >get rewarded with sex Times were simple back in the days as a witcher.
Anonymous The Witcher 1 1.33 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)13:44:30 No.692652951 >give wolfskin to prove you are a worthy hunter >get rewarded with sex Times were simple back in the days as a witcher.

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: Anonymous I was stupid. cp shold 1.3 MB PNG back. my life is a joke 3 Replies 10/23/24(Wed)16:28:38 No.79220258 >Be paranoid schizo >Start to suspect everyone at work hates me. >Don't have any reason to believe that, just go on vibes, so I think it's just my paranoia acting up. >Got fired because three coworkers I trusted the most conspired against me and stabbed me in the View Thread
: Anonymous I was stupid. cp shold 1.3 MB PNG back. my life is a joke 3 Replies 10/23/24(Wed)16:28:38 No.79220258 >Be paranoid schizo >Start to suspect everyone at work hates me. >Don't have any reason to believe that, just go on vibes, so I think it's just my paranoia acting up. >Got fired because three coworkers I trusted the most conspired against me and stabbed me in the View Thread

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Anonymous IT'S JOEVER 25 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)19:50:17 No.79212871 >have massive crush on friend >notice she likes a lot of memes about getting eaten out on socials >leaving town for good soon, will never see her again >shoot my shot >"lol I don't even remember liking those" >leave a serious offer on the table >"that's generous but that's not something I'm looking for right now" Just call me ugly already, f---.
Anonymous IT'S JOEVER 25 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)19:50:17 No.79212871 >have massive crush on friend >notice she likes a lot of memes about getting eaten out on socials >leaving town for good soon, will never see her again >shoot my shot >"lol I don't even remember liking those" >leave a serious offer on the table >"that's generous but that's not something I'm looking for right now" Just call me ugly already, f---.

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