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OAnonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.21821843 File: FeelinGood.png (5 KB, 645x773) >>21821857 >>21821864 >>21821869 >>21823011 >Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >l read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum
OAnonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.21821843 File: FeelinGood.png (5 KB, 645x773) >>21821857 >>21821864 >>21821869 >>21823011 >Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >l read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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| Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:20:03 No.855773325 >be me, 16 at the time >went to nude beach to see boobies >came to the beach and only saw men no boobies >undressed because they'll surely 38 KB JPG come soon >several men come to me to make small talk >felt really awkward >some played with their d--- >one had a cockring >was literally surrounded by horny men within a few minutes >they started touching me >too scared to say anything about it I don't want to talk about the rest : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:21:19 No.855773382 Put the word n----- in the screenshot so reddit gets triggered
| Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:20:03 No.855773325 >be me, 16 at the time >went to nude beach to see boobies >came to the beach and only saw men no boobies >undressed because they'll surely 38 KB JPG come soon >several men come to me to make small talk >felt really awkward >some played with their d--- >one had a cockring >was literally surrounded by horny men within a few minutes >they started touching me >too scared to say anything about it I don't want to talk about the rest : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)23:21:19 No.855773382 Put the word n----- in the screenshot so reddit gets triggered

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anon smokes a joint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 44437085 43 min. ago >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 12.3 kB JPG years 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 44437085 43 min. ago >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 12.3 kB JPG years 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon stays poor | /r/Greentext


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Anon buys the new woke cereal. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:44:59 No.855295141 De Kellegg is donating to GLAAdte uppert their medie odvocecy work and eccelerating acceptence for the LGBTQ- community Rellogg's X glaad TOO AMAZING TO PUT INTO T GETHER A BOX. DO WITH PRIDE Heart-shaped Cereal dighx GET HER wite НЕ/HIM SHE/HER GETHER THEY/THEM ADD YOUR OWN: BERRY FLAVORED CEREAL WITHI OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS O NET WT 78 0Z (22ig 130 A BOXES ARE FOR CEREAL, NOT PEOPLE. 1621897087211.jpg 517 KB JPG Powerful : Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:46:34 No.855295227 late stage Capitalism : Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:49:24 No.855295375 can we get the new woke cereal mom >>855296707 #
: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:44:59 No.855295141 De Kellegg is donating to GLAAdte uppert their medie odvocecy work and eccelerating acceptence for the LGBTQ- community Rellogg's X glaad TOO AMAZING TO PUT INTO T GETHER A BOX. DO WITH PRIDE Heart-shaped Cereal dighx GET HER wite НЕ/HIM SHE/HER GETHER THEY/THEM ADD YOUR OWN: BERRY FLAVORED CEREAL WITHI OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS O NET WT 78 0Z (22ig 130 A BOXES ARE FOR CEREAL, NOT PEOPLE. 1621897087211.jpg 517 KB JPG Powerful : Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:46:34 No.855295227 late stage Capitalism : Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)21:49:24 No.855295375 can we get the new woke cereal mom >>855296707 #

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Anon celebrates his Birthday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:08:10 No.855755293 > Today is my birthday > remember i have no friends or family left > no one wished me a happy birthday > went to the store to buy myself a cake and candles 7 KB JPG > store having no candles left so ended up using a spaghetti as a candle Life kicks you in the balls sometimes
: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)19:08:10 No.855755293 > Today is my birthday > remember i have no friends or family left > no one wished me a happy birthday > went to the store to buy myself a cake and candles 7 KB JPG > store having no candles left so ended up using a spaghetti as a candle Life kicks you in the balls sometimes

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Anon is an autistic secret agent | /r/Greentext

File: bond.jpg (51 KB, 688x800) O Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)03:55:19 No.855729442 >be me >autistic secret agent >playing high stakes poker game at the bellagio >$10 million dollar buy in >supervillain sits across the poker table from me >"i've never seen you before. what's your name?" >"...the name's bond..." >". >autism kicks in >". >"bond is my last name. my first name is james." >" >"...my full name is james bond. hi, i'm james bond, nice to meet you. i'm a secret agent." >get shot
File: bond.jpg (51 KB, 688x800) O Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)03:55:19 No.855729442 >be me >autistic secret agent >playing high stakes poker game at the bellagio >$10 million dollar buy in >supervillain sits across the poker table from me >"i've never seen you before. what's your name?" >"...the name's bond..." >". >autism kicks in >". >"bond is my last name. my first name is james." >" >"...my full name is james bond. hi, i'm james bond, nice to meet you. i'm a secret agent." >get shot

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)19:44:17 No.61189002 > 21-year-old horny loser > Decide to start tying lucid dreaming with goal of dream sex > Been working at it for the last few months > Making a ton of progress > knew that soon it would be 52 KB JPG horny dream time > For the last week work tirelessly to make sex dream happen > Last night > Dreaming about stuff > LudicDream.exe on > In situation where I finally can dream sex > YES > Get dream to transition > Having amazing sex > WaitWhatTheFuck > I'm having sex with a guy > I'm the bottom > Oh f--- nonono > can't stop it > Wake up in panic > Hard as a f------ rock > Just thinking about it makes me hard Oh god nonono. What the f--- does this mean?
: Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)19:44:17 No.61189002 > 21-year-old horny loser > Decide to start tying lucid dreaming with goal of dream sex > Been working at it for the last few months > Making a ton of progress > knew that soon it would be 52 KB JPG horny dream time > For the last week work tirelessly to make sex dream happen > Last night > Dreaming about stuff > LudicDream.exe on > In situation where I finally can dream sex > YES > Get dream to transition > Having amazing sex > WaitWhatTheFuck > I'm having sex with a guy > I'm the bottom > Oh f--- nonono > can't stop it > Wake up in panic > Hard as a f------ rock > Just thinking about it makes me hard Oh god nonono. What the f--- does this mean?

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Anon is tired | /r/Greentext

>>63919529 (OP) >grow up in metropolitan area >go to music school >all the art hoes start becoming "nonbinary" or FtM by 2014 >start losing friends to woke madness >hang out with last remaining friend >tells me his ex gf just went nonbinary and changed her name >joke with him that pretty soon there won't be any women left from our generation >doesn't laugh >his own wife had just gone nonbinary and they have an open marriage >literally a Tyrone f---- his wife and he doesn't get any p---- >instead of becoming disillusioned he doubles down on it all >can't hang out with the guy anymore I am tired, guys
>>63919529 (OP) >grow up in metropolitan area >go to music school >all the art hoes start becoming "nonbinary" or FtM by 2014 >start losing friends to woke madness >hang out with last remaining friend >tells me his ex gf just went nonbinary and changed her name >joke with him that pretty soon there won't be any women left from our generation >doesn't laugh >his own wife had just gone nonbinary and they have an open marriage >literally a Tyrone f---- his wife and he doesn't get any p---- >instead of becoming disillusioned he doubles down on it all >can't hang out with the guy anymore I am tired, guys

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This sub sucks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)12:34:25 No.191520615 >What r/greentext should be >An archive of amusing green text stories from 4chan that weren't created with the intention of being posted on Reddit 57 KB JPG >What r/greentext is >"lol greentexting is so funny I want to join in too XD" >F------ that think all stories should start with "be me" F--- Reddit
: Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)12:34:25 No.191520615 >What r/greentext should be >An archive of amusing green text stories from 4chan that weren't created with the intention of being posted on Reddit 57 KB JPG >What r/greentext is >"lol greentexting is so funny I want to join in too XD" >F------ that think all stories should start with "be me" F--- Reddit

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Anon gets separated from his family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)04:57:56 No.61799554 File: 1617569681624.gif (468 KB, 220x197) >circa 2009 >go on road trip with family to Montreal >get separated from family while exploring >wait outside big building with flashing lights for a while >getting cold >guy offers me drugs >nothanks.jpg >getting really nervous standing out on this sketchy street >go inside the building >its a Canadian t---- bar >nobody questions me being obviously underage >grab my first pair of t------ >parents call me "anon where the hell are you?" >"idk, the big building with the lights?" >30 minutes go by >my dad walks in, sees me, and starts laughing his ass off >mfw 12 years later this is the most chad thing I've ever done. >its been two years since I last got laid
Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)04:57:56 No.61799554 File: 1617569681624.gif (468 KB, 220x197) >circa 2009 >go on road trip with family to Montreal >get separated from family while exploring >wait outside big building with flashing lights for a while >getting cold >guy offers me drugs >nothanks.jpg >getting really nervous standing out on this sketchy street >go inside the building >its a Canadian t---- bar >nobody questions me being obviously underage >grab my first pair of t------ >parents call me "anon where the hell are you?" >"idk, the big building with the lights?" >30 minutes go by >my dad walks in, sees me, and starts laughing his ass off >mfw 12 years later this is the most chad thing I've ever done. >its been two years since I last got laid

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Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 05/29/21(Sat)06:10:14 No.63891076 >scrolling twitter >come across post making fun of someone who drew a diagram of dragon d---- >looking through it for s---- and giggles >get an erection 20 KB JPG Oh no : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)06:41:33 No.63891503 >>63891076 (OP) # >scrolling twitter thats the problem anon.
: Anonymous E 05/29/21(Sat)06:10:14 No.63891076 >scrolling twitter >come across post making fun of someone who drew a diagram of dragon d---- >looking through it for s---- and giggles >get an erection 20 KB JPG Oh no : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)06:41:33 No.63891503 >>63891076 (OP) # >scrolling twitter thats the problem anon.

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Anon shaved his balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/17(Sat)15:57:17 No.39025354 >be me >age 13 >watch p--- for the first time >notice guy in porns d--- has no hair >whatisthis.jpeg >am I different? >decide to a little manscaping 151 KB JPG >have no idea how to shave >grab spare razor blade, not in a case, just the blade >start to grate it gently on my balls >feelsgoodman.png >grate harder >grate too hard >slit open nutsuck >feelsbadman >bleeding profusely from b------- >worst and deepest pain l've ever experienced >bandage n------ >n------ swells with internal bleeding >Get blood on all my underwear in the following weeks like a girl on her period >finally stops >fap >c-- blood >go to doctor months later >horrible scar along n------ >"what the f--- is this, anon?" >ldk they must've butchered my circumcision Mfw
: Anonymous 08/12/17(Sat)15:57:17 No.39025354 >be me >age 13 >watch p--- for the first time >notice guy in porns d--- has no hair >whatisthis.jpeg >am I different? >decide to a little manscaping 151 KB JPG >have no idea how to shave >grab spare razor blade, not in a case, just the blade >start to grate it gently on my balls >feelsgoodman.png >grate harder >grate too hard >slit open nutsuck >feelsbadman >bleeding profusely from b------- >worst and deepest pain l've ever experienced >bandage n------ >n------ swells with internal bleeding >Get blood on all my underwear in the following weeks like a girl on her period >finally stops >fap >c-- blood >go to doctor months later >horrible scar along n------ >"what the f--- is this, anon?" >ldk they must've butchered my circumcision Mfw

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Anon’s a retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:13:48 No.772383429 >be 9 >playing Paper Mario >halfway through game get to part where you have to buy a quest item from a store >shop owner (toad) says item is out of stock and will be in stock soon 309 KB PNG >assume it means I have to actually WAIT for it >spend 3 IRL months checking in the game to see if the item has come in stock yet >8 years later watching a speedrun of the game >realize you didn't have to f------ wait for it, you just had to f------ continue the game and it'd come after a checkpoint am I retarded 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:26:54 No.772384417 yes
: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:13:48 No.772383429 >be 9 >playing Paper Mario >halfway through game get to part where you have to buy a quest item from a store >shop owner (toad) says item is out of stock and will be in stock soon 309 KB PNG >assume it means I have to actually WAIT for it >spend 3 IRL months checking in the game to see if the item has come in stock yet >8 years later watching a speedrun of the game >realize you didn't have to f------ wait for it, you just had to f------ continue the game and it'd come after a checkpoint am I retarded 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:26:54 No.772384417 yes

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Anon gets dominated by a cockroach | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >lt just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >lt stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >lt drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >lt just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >lt stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >lt drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a rememberer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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