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Anon takes fibre supplement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like l'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?
: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like l'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?

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Anon is from Venezuela | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:13:43 No.855921254 I'm from Venezuela. Ask me anything 3 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:15:32 No.855921396 >>855921254 (OP) # where are you from
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:13:43 No.855921254 I'm from Venezuela. Ask me anything 3 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:15:32 No.855921396 >>855921254 (OP) # where are you from

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Anon is not a retard | /r/Greentext

20m (6/3 1:20) · 855929895 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 9KB · (225 × 225) >be me >have a doctors appointment >they give me the wrong address >turns out its a place for mentally disabled people >women there says i must have the wrong place because im "clearly not mentally disabled" Anyone else win as hard as me today
20m (6/3 1:20) · 855929895 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 9KB · (225 × 225) >be me >have a doctors appointment >they give me the wrong address >turns out its a place for mentally disabled people >women there says i must have the wrong place because im "clearly not mentally disabled" Anyone else win as hard as me today

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Anon gets courage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/20(Sun)00:10:49 No.60816531 >oneitis looks exactly like pic related but brunette >always saw her as beautiful >find pic related >ask anons what they think >get made fun of >girl gets called a pig faced trailer trash slut Dadd 71 KB JPG >anons make fun of her make up, hair, and bad skin >realize that my oneitis is not really out of my league if anons are right >gather up the courage to ask her out on date >says yes >at the end of the date hugs me >says I should hit her up whenever I wanna go out because she's always bored at home >today we go on our 2nd date >we get tipsy on wine >end up kissing in my car Thanks, robots.
Anonymous 11/08/20(Sun)00:10:49 No.60816531 >oneitis looks exactly like pic related but brunette >always saw her as beautiful >find pic related >ask anons what they think >get made fun of >girl gets called a pig faced trailer trash slut Dadd 71 KB JPG >anons make fun of her make up, hair, and bad skin >realize that my oneitis is not really out of my league if anons are right >gather up the courage to ask her out on date >says yes >at the end of the date hugs me >says I should hit her up whenever I wanna go out because she's always bored at home >today we go on our 2nd date >we get tipsy on wine >end up kissing in my car Thanks, robots.

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What’s wrong with 4chaners?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)07:24:45 No.17971749 SAMSUNG d0650f6ac8e7df70f3a78bc86f69ced9.jpg 236 KB JPG the existence of a model of Sam's shoes implies the existence of a barefoot Sam I want to smell Sam's feet I bet they smell like a computer store
: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)07:24:45 No.17971749 SAMSUNG d0650f6ac8e7df70f3a78bc86f69ced9.jpg 236 KB JPG the existence of a model of Sam's shoes implies the existence of a barefoot Sam I want to smell Sam's feet I bet they smell like a computer store

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Anon is a Mac user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:34:11 No.81884708 >Oh, you want to install an app? Good. What's your Apple™ ID? >Hahahaha what do you mean you don't have one, silly? >W-what? It wants to access a.. f- folder?? Oh noononono, please open settings and MANUALLY allow it to access this specific ICRT soylent Presetera LACKEDCOM 188 KB JPG folder, then close it and open again >Yeah, you want to capture screen, right? No, we don't have a printscreen key, that's for losers. Please memorize this 3-key sequence to capture the whole screen, this other 3-key sequence for area capture and 4 key for saving it to the clipboard. Isn't it practical?? >I'm sorry, we don't know who programmed this particular program (even if it's for work and used by millions), so we're blocking it. Please download this s----- tool from our AppStore™ instead, have a good day. >O-oh, what are you doing?? Using... The terminal like a hacker??? Noononono, please use the FinderT to access files or Highlight™ to find that PDF you downloaded >Do you want to scan all folders recursively using cli? Fine, but we're gonna have to ask permission before accessing each folder, just to be safe >Your battery is dying, please pay $1000 to replace it with our tech Geniuses", don't forget to buy our new iPhoneT™!! >CPU goes brrrrrrr
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:34:11 No.81884708 >Oh, you want to install an app? Good. What's your Apple™ ID? >Hahahaha what do you mean you don't have one, silly? >W-what? It wants to access a.. f- folder?? Oh noononono, please open settings and MANUALLY allow it to access this specific ICRT soylent Presetera LACKEDCOM 188 KB JPG folder, then close it and open again >Yeah, you want to capture screen, right? No, we don't have a printscreen key, that's for losers. Please memorize this 3-key sequence to capture the whole screen, this other 3-key sequence for area capture and 4 key for saving it to the clipboard. Isn't it practical?? >I'm sorry, we don't know who programmed this particular program (even if it's for work and used by millions), so we're blocking it. Please download this s----- tool from our AppStore™ instead, have a good day. >O-oh, what are you doing?? Using... The terminal like a hacker??? Noononono, please use the FinderT to access files or Highlight™ to find that PDF you downloaded >Do you want to scan all folders recursively using cli? Fine, but we're gonna have to ask permission before accessing each folder, just to be safe >Your battery is dying, please pay $1000 to replace it with our tech Geniuses", don't forget to buy our new iPhoneT™!! >CPU goes brrrrrrr

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Anon is clueless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ea 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...
Anonymous Ea 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...

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Anon Smokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.
: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.

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Anon eats pussy | /r/Greentext

>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG sturn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid
>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG sturn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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Happy pride month | /r/Greentext

File: download_20190901_213604.jpg (12 KB, 320x289) O Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:40:23 No.476288660 >>476288789 >>476288795 >>476288847 >>476289365 >>476289879 >>476290186 >>476290534 >>476291572 >>476294337 The Minecraft bee is trans Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:41:16 No.476288725 >>476288834 >>476288902 >>476289095 >>476289154 >>476289195 >476289437 >>476289623 >>476289636 >>476289795 >>476289904 >>476290089 >>476290235 >>476290462 >>476291076 >>476291134 >>476291137 >>476291593 >>476291758 >>476292061 >>476292357>>476293130 >>476293490 >>476293495 >>476293698 >>476293807 >>476294261 >>476294284 >>476294352 >>476294667 >>476294761 >>476294815 >>476294827 >>476294943 >>476295118 >>476295134 >>476295172 >>476295208 >>476295387 >>476295667 >>476296451 >>476297059 >>476298118 >>476298280 >>476298784 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself?
File: download_20190901_213604.jpg (12 KB, 320x289) O Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:40:23 No.476288660 >>476288789 >>476288795 >>476288847 >>476289365 >>476289879 >>476290186 >>476290534 >>476291572 >>476294337 The Minecraft bee is trans Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:41:16 No.476288725 >>476288834 >>476288902 >>476289095 >>476289154 >>476289195 >476289437 >>476289623 >>476289636 >>476289795 >>476289904 >>476290089 >>476290235 >>476290462 >>476291076 >>476291134 >>476291137 >>476291593 >>476291758 >>476292061 >>476292357>>476293130 >>476293490 >>476293495 >>476293698 >>476293807 >>476294261 >>476294284 >>476294352 >>476294667 >>476294761 >>476294815 >>476294827 >>476294943 >>476295118 >>476295134 >>476295172 >>476295208 >>476295387 >>476295667 >>476296451 >>476297059 >>476298118 >>476298280 >>476298784 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself?

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Anon is not a jedi | /r/Greentext

>periodically try to move things with my mind to see if l've spontaneously developed telekinesis >still hasn't happened yet I'm getting impatient you guys
>periodically try to move things with my mind to see if l've spontaneously developed telekinesis >still hasn't happened yet I'm getting impatient you guys

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Bob Ross draws furries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 : >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 : >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon visits an influencer | /r/Greentext

:jamie.jpg (3. MB, 4096x2160) O Anonymous (ID: ZWSJGyme) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:07:46 No.280885357 >280885722 >>280885885 >>280886015 >>280886149 >>280886168 >>280886299 >>280886479 >>280886647 >>280886911 >>280891023 >>280891260 >>280891744 >>280896724 >>280897657 >>280898218 >>280898468 >280898580 >>280898745 >>280899171 >>280899256 >>280899405 >>280899705 >>280899859 >>280899953 >>280900054 >>280900264 >>280900313 >>280902305 >>280903082 >>280903838 >>280904591 >>280906125 >>280906308 >>280910487 >>280910667 >>280913750 >>280914069 >>280914255 >>280914727 >280916959 >>280917198 >>280917508 >>280919568 Is this dude wearing a full face mask inside? What the f---? O Anonymous (ID: w3phxDBe ) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:14:16 No.280886299 >>280886790 >>280886890 >>280885357 (OP) why are you taking photos inside some random dudes house? record their reaction of you tapping on the glass and post it to /gif/ so we can lol O Anonymous (ID: ZWSJGyme) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:17:36 No.280886790 >280890723 >>280890945 >>280891555 >>280894878 >>280896677 >>280896993 >>280897651 >>280897688 >>280898067 >>280898207 >>280898322 >>280898434 >>280898665 >>280898768 >>280899034 >>280899595 >>280899695 >>280899827 >>280900116 >>280900353 >>280900433 >>280900468 >>280900721 >>280901097 >>280901098 >>280901538 >>280901881 >>280901994 >>280902086 >>280902153 >>280902173 >>280902787 >>280903502 >>280903668 >>280903709 >>280904041 >>280904744 >>280904928 >>280905659 >>280905756 >>280905923 >>280906271 >>280906842 >>280907034 >>280907407 >>280910231 >280910462 >>280910667 >>280911284 >>280912514 >>280913351 >>280913466 >>280913571 >>280913996 >>280914069 >>280914293 >>280915507 >>280916415 >>280916504 >>280916959 >>280917060 >280918382 >>280918510 >>280918570 >>280919568 >>280919800 >>280920023 >>280922009 >>280922812 >>280886299 It's her apartment. She's an Instagram influencer and I've been "following" her. O Anonymous (ID: Ngb5|ISr ) [] 10/04/20(Sun)20:47:16 No.280891023 > >>280891590 >280895579 >>280885357 (OP) You're standing on their porch taking pictures of them inside their home while they don't notice. OP I think there may be a more pressing issue than that guy's mask... O Anonymous (ID: 68Y2030S) E 10/04/20(Sun)21:20:28 No.280895579 > >>280896361 >>280896480 >>280897973 >>280898337 >>280898535 >>280898596 >>280898626 >>280898723 >>280898812 >>280899015 >>280899089 >>280899205 >>280899291 >280899314 >>280899331 >>280899465 >>280899595 >>280899606 >>280899705 >>280899827>>280900185 >>280900634 >>280900695 >>280900768 >280901075 >>280901423 >>280901692 >>280901918 >>280902196 >>280902592 >>280902787 >>280903324 >>280903403 >>280903618 >>280903807 >>280904527 >>280905187 >>280905216 >>280905659 >>280906125 >>280906961 >>280907680 >>280907960 >>280908101 >>280908906 >>280909097 >>280909130 >>280910569 >>280910667 >>280911742 >>280913038 >>280913696 >>280914069 >>280914293 >>280915507 >>280916959 >>280917154 >>280917544 >>280917898 >>280918522 >>280919568 >>280920040 >>280921585 >>280922009 >>280922812 File: 20201001.jpg (477 KB, 1440x2663) >>280891023 >standing on their porch No. She lives in a high rise and I used a drone from several kilometers away. This drone literally came outside my window and chilled there for a while.... this can't be legal right
:jamie.jpg (3. MB, 4096x2160) O Anonymous (ID: ZWSJGyme) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:07:46 No.280885357 >280885722 >>280885885 >>280886015 >>280886149 >>280886168 >>280886299 >>280886479 >>280886647 >>280886911 >>280891023 >>280891260 >>280891744 >>280896724 >>280897657 >>280898218 >>280898468 >280898580 >>280898745 >>280899171 >>280899256 >>280899405 >>280899705 >>280899859 >>280899953 >>280900054 >>280900264 >>280900313 >>280902305 >>280903082 >>280903838 >>280904591 >>280906125 >>280906308 >>280910487 >>280910667 >>280913750 >>280914069 >>280914255 >>280914727 >280916959 >>280917198 >>280917508 >>280919568 Is this dude wearing a full face mask inside? What the f---? O Anonymous (ID: w3phxDBe ) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:14:16 No.280886299 >>280886790 >>280886890 >>280885357 (OP) why are you taking photos inside some random dudes house? record their reaction of you tapping on the glass and post it to /gif/ so we can lol O Anonymous (ID: ZWSJGyme) E 10/04/20(Sun)20:17:36 No.280886790 >280890723 >>280890945 >>280891555 >>280894878 >>280896677 >>280896993 >>280897651 >>280897688 >>280898067 >>280898207 >>280898322 >>280898434 >>280898665 >>280898768 >>280899034 >>280899595 >>280899695 >>280899827 >>280900116 >>280900353 >>280900433 >>280900468 >>280900721 >>280901097 >>280901098 >>280901538 >>280901881 >>280901994 >>280902086 >>280902153 >>280902173 >>280902787 >>280903502 >>280903668 >>280903709 >>280904041 >>280904744 >>280904928 >>280905659 >>280905756 >>280905923 >>280906271 >>280906842 >>280907034 >>280907407 >>280910231 >280910462 >>280910667 >>280911284 >>280912514 >>280913351 >>280913466 >>280913571 >>280913996 >>280914069 >>280914293 >>280915507 >>280916415 >>280916504 >>280916959 >>280917060 >280918382 >>280918510 >>280918570 >>280919568 >>280919800 >>280920023 >>280922009 >>280922812 >>280886299 It's her apartment. She's an Instagram influencer and I've been "following" her. O Anonymous (ID: Ngb5|ISr ) [] 10/04/20(Sun)20:47:16 No.280891023 > >>280891590 >280895579 >>280885357 (OP) You're standing on their porch taking pictures of them inside their home while they don't notice. OP I think there may be a more pressing issue than that guy's mask... O Anonymous (ID: 68Y2030S) E 10/04/20(Sun)21:20:28 No.280895579 > >>280896361 >>280896480 >>280897973 >>280898337 >>280898535 >>280898596 >>280898626 >>280898723 >>280898812 >>280899015 >>280899089 >>280899205 >>280899291 >280899314 >>280899331 >>280899465 >>280899595 >>280899606 >>280899705 >>280899827>>280900185 >>280900634 >>280900695 >>280900768 >280901075 >>280901423 >>280901692 >>280901918 >>280902196 >>280902592 >>280902787 >>280903324 >>280903403 >>280903618 >>280903807 >>280904527 >>280905187 >>280905216 >>280905659 >>280906125 >>280906961 >>280907680 >>280907960 >>280908101 >>280908906 >>280909097 >>280909130 >>280910569 >>280910667 >>280911742 >>280913038 >>280913696 >>280914069 >>280914293 >>280915507 >>280916959 >>280917154 >>280917544 >>280917898 >>280918522 >>280919568 >>280920040 >>280921585 >>280922009 >>280922812 File: 20201001.jpg (477 KB, 1440x2663) >>280891023 >standing on their porch No. She lives in a high rise and I used a drone from several kilometers away. This drone literally came outside my window and chilled there for a while.... this can't be legal right

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Anon has a Pakistani coworker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:09:16 No.855889640 > be me > have coworker from Pakistan > Really nice dude, way older than me living here for 20 years now > Sometimes tells me funny stories from his childhood > Yesterday we exchange some stories about rural life, idk why 118 KB JPG > he starts yet another childhood story > Panjabi_MC.flac > Tells me about how his family had a male donkey when he was a kid, helping them on the fields, pulling stuff and s--- > One day, neighbors gather at his place and want to talk to his father > They state that he can't have a male donkey, it's dangling d--- and balls are offensive for their daughters passing by his land > Coworker's father enraged, yells at them > Neighbors leave, angry, and cursing, threateningly shaking dem Panjabi fists > Coworkers asks his dad what happened > His dad says he can't tell him, he's too young for that > Okaythen.bmp > Fast forward some years > Story comes up again at a family meeting > All men laughing hard > Coworker asks again what the heck this was all about > Dad finally reveals it > Before they had a male donkey, their family owned a female donkey > One day he heard strange noises from the stable > Went looking > Ran into eldest son of a neighbor, f------ his female donkey > Coworkers Dad says on this particular day the neighbors came over, asking to get rid of the male donkey, he told them this won't happen > His dad literally asked them if their real problem was that their sons felt gay if they f----- his male donkey > Me and coworker burst out laughing > Coworker ends story with "Pakistan really is a s-------, man"
Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:09:16 No.855889640 > be me > have coworker from Pakistan > Really nice dude, way older than me living here for 20 years now > Sometimes tells me funny stories from his childhood > Yesterday we exchange some stories about rural life, idk why 118 KB JPG > he starts yet another childhood story > Panjabi_MC.flac > Tells me about how his family had a male donkey when he was a kid, helping them on the fields, pulling stuff and s--- > One day, neighbors gather at his place and want to talk to his father > They state that he can't have a male donkey, it's dangling d--- and balls are offensive for their daughters passing by his land > Coworker's father enraged, yells at them > Neighbors leave, angry, and cursing, threateningly shaking dem Panjabi fists > Coworkers asks his dad what happened > His dad says he can't tell him, he's too young for that > Okaythen.bmp > Fast forward some years > Story comes up again at a family meeting > All men laughing hard > Coworker asks again what the heck this was all about > Dad finally reveals it > Before they had a male donkey, their family owned a female donkey > One day he heard strange noises from the stable > Went looking > Ran into eldest son of a neighbor, f------ his female donkey > Coworkers Dad says on this particular day the neighbors came over, asking to get rid of the male donkey, he told them this won't happen > His dad literally asked them if their real problem was that their sons felt gay if they f----- his male donkey > Me and coworker burst out laughing > Coworker ends story with "Pakistan really is a s-------, man"

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Anons new begginings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)12:11:08 No.46152580 >university orientation >"okay everyone, say hello to the person on your right and left, then tell them your name, major, and favorite thing" >everyone already talking 114 KB JPG fervently to the friends they came to orientation with >tap the girl on my right's shoulder, she turns around >"Hi, I'm Anon! I'm majoring in chemistry. What about you?" and extend hand >"Yeah... hi." goes back to talking with her friend >tap the guy on my left's shoulder, he turns around >"Hi, I'm Anon! I'Il be majoring in chemistry to start out with and I enjoy playing music, what about you?" >"Okay...?" he turns back around and continues talking New beginning my ass. I want to f----- die.
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)12:11:08 No.46152580 >university orientation >"okay everyone, say hello to the person on your right and left, then tell them your name, major, and favorite thing" >everyone already talking 114 KB JPG fervently to the friends they came to orientation with >tap the girl on my right's shoulder, she turns around >"Hi, I'm Anon! I'm majoring in chemistry. What about you?" and extend hand >"Yeah... hi." goes back to talking with her friend >tap the guy on my left's shoulder, he turns around >"Hi, I'm Anon! I'Il be majoring in chemistry to start out with and I enjoy playing music, what about you?" >"Okay...?" he turns back around and continues talking New beginning my ass. I want to f----- die.

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Anon has a condor | /r/Greentext

File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.62917685 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 15:59 No. 62917696 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 16 18 No 62917700 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 16: 40 No 62917704 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 17:30 No 62917713 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 17:53 No 62917717 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 18 50 No 62917730 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 18:51 No 62917730 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 19:46 No. 62917742 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No 62917775 O Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>6291 File: 1434306256997. gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet
File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.62917685 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 15:59 No. 62917696 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 16 18 No 62917700 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 16: 40 No 62917704 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 17:30 No 62917713 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 17:53 No 62917717 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 18 50 No 62917730 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 18:51 No 62917730 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 19:46 No. 62917742 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No 62917775 O Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>6291 File: 1434306256997. gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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Anon is Waiting For His Nobel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?
: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?

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Anon is a working citizen | /r/Greentext

Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo
Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo

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Please get some help anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)02:39:57 No.63888189 >ask woman if I can impregnate her >she refuses can I report her to the UN for genocide? 101 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)02:47:40 No.63888286 >>63888189 (OP) # the UN helps only muslims
: Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)02:39:57 No.63888189 >ask woman if I can impregnate her >she refuses can I report her to the UN for genocide? 101 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)02:47:40 No.63888286 >>63888189 (OP) # the UN helps only muslims

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