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Anon motivates a Fatty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.
: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.

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Justice is served | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)23:09:28 No.866076521 >break up with gf cause she is shoot crazy >says l'll regret if I dont take her back >a week later she shows up in court with bruises >claims I assaulted her >have alibi and evidence it couldn't be me so they can't charge me with s--- >she eventually admits she lied >instead of getting arrested she is forced into some meme therapy that lasts a few weeks >bitch tried to ruin my life and can walk away >few weeks later show up at her place and beat her up >have an alibi I wasn't in town >court immediately assumes she is bullshitting again and she was forced into another six weeks of therapy while I I walked away justice is served, bitch
Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)23:09:28 No.866076521 >break up with gf cause she is shoot crazy >says l'll regret if I dont take her back >a week later she shows up in court with bruises >claims I assaulted her >have alibi and evidence it couldn't be me so they can't charge me with s--- >she eventually admits she lied >instead of getting arrested she is forced into some meme therapy that lasts a few weeks >bitch tried to ruin my life and can walk away >few weeks later show up at her place and beat her up >have an alibi I wasn't in town >court immediately assumes she is bullshitting again and she was forced into another six weeks of therapy while I I walked away justice is served, bitch

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Anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are

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Lonely teardrops | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)03:27:43 No.63990760 >go to see wrath of man at the movie theatre >on the way out a kid from a group throws something at me (still not sure what it was but I felt it make a clunk on the back of my head) >find a secluded alley and start crying >people were pointing and laughing at me 74 KB JPG as they walked past the alley entrance I feel like l'm incapable of 'just going out'. There's always something that goes wrong or some f------- who makes fun of me. Tell me I'm not the only one? : Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)03:29:41 No.63990777 >Being this much of a f----- and letting a little kid bully you Honestly: You deserve it >>63990793 #
: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)03:27:43 No.63990760 >go to see wrath of man at the movie theatre >on the way out a kid from a group throws something at me (still not sure what it was but I felt it make a clunk on the back of my head) >find a secluded alley and start crying >people were pointing and laughing at me 74 KB JPG as they walked past the alley entrance I feel like l'm incapable of 'just going out'. There's always something that goes wrong or some f------- who makes fun of me. Tell me I'm not the only one? : Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)03:29:41 No.63990777 >Being this much of a f----- and letting a little kid bully you Honestly: You deserve it >>63990793 #

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Anon joins Murican server | /r/Greentext

No.896253322 minutes ago Canada >playing an FPS >join an American server >hear gunfire around me, duck for cover >don't see any enemies around >realize one of my teammates left his microphone on
No.896253322 minutes ago Canada >playing an FPS >join an American server >hear gunfire around me, duck for cover >don't see any enemies around >realize one of my teammates left his microphone on

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Anon makes a connection | /r/Greentext

hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally -P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform | constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- O Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 ( So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter
hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally -P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform | constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- O Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 ( So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Anon makes a friend... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.78878264 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and | sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.
: Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)20:34:50 No.78878264 Story time >be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and | sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke weed 20 KB JPG >420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, f------ champion.

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Anon is crazy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/18(Mon)08:09:21 No.784110934 > walk down street > girl walking her dog > dog starts walking towards me > she pulls the dog away > "don't bother him" LET ME PET YOUR F------ 49 KB JPG DOG
: Anonymous 11/05/18(Mon)08:09:21 No.784110934 > walk down street > girl walking her dog > dog starts walking towards me > she pulls the dog away > "don't bother him" LET ME PET YOUR F------ 49 KB JPG DOG

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She'll probably outlive anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:44:13 No.3815539 >"king of the jungle" >doesn't actually live in a jungle ??? 253 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)08:40:45 No.3816028 >>3815539 (OP) # >Queen of Australia >Doesn't actually live in Australia 179 KB JPG >>3818624 # >>3818813 #

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Anon likes Gura | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... mEIwas in memumary It mv >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli
O Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:40:24 No.275169 File: 48934538486.jpg (120 KB, 400x226) >>277085 Rayvond1X 10,00 $US RIX Hey @Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN how are U doing today, Just drop a10Bits for U. I've 2 go cuz My Military Camp is under Attack, My Commanding officer has just Called Me so yeah! Witch Me luck... mEIwas in memumary It mv >be soldier >be in military camp >ennemy airstrike is coming in >panic >??? >send ten dollars to a virtual loli

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Life Hacks 07/23/19(Tue)11:10:55 No.53534008 >be me >Go to twitch >make a new account with real name >Search for low viewer female streamers. >Click follow. 147 KB PNG >9 of 10 times she will say my name and some qt s--- >save the clip Everytime i need some human interaction i just open a video of a qt3.14 saying my name
: Anonymous Life Hacks 07/23/19(Tue)11:10:55 No.53534008 >be me >Go to twitch >make a new account with real name >Search for low viewer female streamers. >Click follow. 147 KB PNG >9 of 10 times she will say my name and some qt s--- >save the clip Everytime i need some human interaction i just open a video of a qt3.14 saying my name

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

File: 1491149441563.jpg (71 KB, 747x754) Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:18:55 No.81187969 >>81188005 >>81188148 >>81188156 >>81188183 >>81 >character makes a fat joke >theater laughs >silent moment later on >seat creaks >hear snickers behind me >> Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:19:59 No.81188005 >>81188036 >>81188803 >>81189210 >>81189979 >>81187969 (OP) kys fat f-----, losing weight is easy, drink water and stop chugging down liquid sugar and may Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:21:17 No.81188036 File: 1480215260432.gif (15 KB, 633x758) >>81188056 >>81191268 >>81192479 >>81196609 >>81188005 You don't know my life a------. Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:57:06 No.81189141 ► >>81189258 >>81190588 >>81192936 >>81192946 >>81193066 >>81193841 >> You must be a fat f--- if you can tell the brand of chocolate bar by the sound. >>
File: 1491149441563.jpg (71 KB, 747x754) Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:18:55 No.81187969 >>81188005 >>81188148 >>81188156 >>81188183 >>81 >character makes a fat joke >theater laughs >silent moment later on >seat creaks >hear snickers behind me >> Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:19:59 No.81188005 >>81188036 >>81188803 >>81189210 >>81189979 >>81187969 (OP) kys fat f-----, losing weight is easy, drink water and stop chugging down liquid sugar and may Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:21:17 No.81188036 File: 1480215260432.gif (15 KB, 633x758) >>81188056 >>81191268 >>81192479 >>81196609 >>81188005 You don't know my life a------. Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)13:57:06 No.81189141 ► >>81189258 >>81190588 >>81192936 >>81192946 >>81193066 >>81193841 >> You must be a fat f--- if you can tell the brand of chocolate bar by the sound. >>

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Anon ponders an important choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)06:49:51 No.52252534 >Use Tinder WHAT THE F--- >No Matches >Use Grindr >Instantly get a message every couple minutes Should I just be gay? 60 KB JPG 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)06:49:51 No.52252534 >Use Tinder WHAT THE F--- >No Matches >Use Grindr >Instantly get a message every couple minutes Should I just be gay? 60 KB JPG 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a shrimp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.28130 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again think I f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on
: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.28130 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again think I f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on

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Anon killed a kid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/18(Mon)22:00:33 No.767972929 >>767971805 (OP) # Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it. FINE >be me >small child >at playground inside the mall >pretty trashy and small but good for small 186 KB PNG childern >go to talk to and play with other childern >child starts wailing on me for no reason >l get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them >after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again >this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me >eventually I had enough of his s--- >go up to top of play structure >kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again >push him off >he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard >crys from concerned parents ring out >nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move >my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away >we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years >dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted |
: Anonymous 05/07/18(Mon)22:00:33 No.767972929 >>767971805 (OP) # Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it. FINE >be me >small child >at playground inside the mall >pretty trashy and small but good for small 186 KB PNG childern >go to talk to and play with other childern >child starts wailing on me for no reason >l get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them >after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again >this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me >eventually I had enough of his s--- >go up to top of play structure >kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again >push him off >he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard >crys from concerned parents ring out >nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move >my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away >we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years >dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted |

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Anon heard a ghost | /r/Greentext

: ANONYMOUS 06/04/21(Fri)06:38:01 No.63989243 >TODAY I WAS TOLD BY MY MOM GO TO DEPOSIT A CHECK >HAVE IT FOLDED IN HALF WITH THE DEPOSIT SLIP, LIKE THIS << >L AM WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY TO THE CAR AND HEAR A FEMALE VOICE 328 KB JPG WHISPER (YOU DROPPED THE CHECK RETARD) LOOK BEHIND ME AND THE CHECK IS ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY WAS THERE >ASSUME IT WAS MY SISTER BUT SHE WAS IN THE CAR WAITING ON ME AND MY MOM WAS STILL IN THE HOUSE, THEY ARE THE ONLY WOMEN AT OUR HOUSE IS IT A GHOST? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY GHOSTS CAN DETECT I AM A RETARD
: ANONYMOUS 06/04/21(Fri)06:38:01 No.63989243 >TODAY I WAS TOLD BY MY MOM GO TO DEPOSIT A CHECK >HAVE IT FOLDED IN HALF WITH THE DEPOSIT SLIP, LIKE THIS << >L AM WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY TO THE CAR AND HEAR A FEMALE VOICE 328 KB JPG WHISPER (YOU DROPPED THE CHECK RETARD) LOOK BEHIND ME AND THE CHECK IS ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY WAS THERE >ASSUME IT WAS MY SISTER BUT SHE WAS IN THE CAR WAITING ON ME AND MY MOM WAS STILL IN THE HOUSE, THEY ARE THE ONLY WOMEN AT OUR HOUSE IS IT A GHOST? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY GHOSTS CAN DETECT I AM A RETARD

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Anon watches VTubers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)22:10:39 No.4524814 >be loser >hope i wont be a loser in college >still a loser >hope things will get better once i graduate and get a job >graduate but degree is trash >can only find a s--- job, pays 25k 69 KB JPG a year >boss screams at me because he is legit mental and takes meds >try to better myself and start taking up programming >maybe i can get a decent job >fail java classes >fail python classes >fail c# classes >ok ill try something easier >IT >fail compt ti >turn 30 in two weeks >no gf >still live with parents >no friends >a failure at everything i done >cry in my car before heading home >come home >turn on laptop >watch Holo laugh >i smile and laugh too It's the little things in life anons
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)22:10:39 No.4524814 >be loser >hope i wont be a loser in college >still a loser >hope things will get better once i graduate and get a job >graduate but degree is trash >can only find a s--- job, pays 25k 69 KB JPG a year >boss screams at me because he is legit mental and takes meds >try to better myself and start taking up programming >maybe i can get a decent job >fail java classes >fail python classes >fail c# classes >ok ill try something easier >IT >fail compt ti >turn 30 in two weeks >no gf >still live with parents >no friends >a failure at everything i done >cry in my car before heading home >come home >turn on laptop >watch Holo laugh >i smile and laugh too It's the little things in life anons

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And we haven't heard from anon since | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: quheK8qk ) [•1 05/25/21(Tue)14:05:29 No.323135564 >getting the vaccine >jewish doc pulls out a new crate of them >tells me l'm one of the lucky ones w-- did he mean by this 63 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: quheK8qk ) [•1 05/25/21(Tue)14:05:29 No.323135564 >getting the vaccine >jewish doc pulls out a new crate of them >tells me l'm one of the lucky ones w-- did he mean by this 63 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon thinks it will work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life
: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life

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Anon learns a new language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore
: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

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