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youknow.jpg (44 KB, 750x1000) google yandex iqdb wait I Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)23:02:22 No.856235180 v >>856235461 >>856235484 >>856236176 > Working at IT department in bank > Company currently joined the woke-train and now we get all kinds of workshops on why straight white men are the devil > Roll eyes - none of the Directors/VPs are of color.. > People start to insert moronic 'she/her' and 'his/him' to their signatures > Getting so annoyed by this, I insert 'they/them' in my signature > One of my colleagues (and one of the drivers behind this whole moronification of signatures) asks me about my signature >I reply "I don't think it's appropriate to talk about these things at work - please just respects my pronouns" > This person goes mad, accusing me of mocking the pronouns >I think "F--- it. No way for her to prove it", and step to HR to complain > Colleague is being asked to stop her questioning (and gets her first official warning), but still brings it up two more times >I go to HR again, she gets her second official warning > I'm enjoying that this moronic s--- is now biting the proponents in their ass > Again, she's alluding to my pronouns not being genuine during a meeting >I make a big scene of it (lulz), and HR gets involved again > Last Friday was her last day.
youknow.jpg (44 KB, 750x1000) google yandex iqdb wait I Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)23:02:22 No.856235180 v >>856235461 >>856235484 >>856236176 > Working at IT department in bank > Company currently joined the woke-train and now we get all kinds of workshops on why straight white men are the devil > Roll eyes - none of the Directors/VPs are of color.. > People start to insert moronic 'she/her' and 'his/him' to their signatures > Getting so annoyed by this, I insert 'they/them' in my signature > One of my colleagues (and one of the drivers behind this whole moronification of signatures) asks me about my signature >I reply "I don't think it's appropriate to talk about these things at work - please just respects my pronouns" > This person goes mad, accusing me of mocking the pronouns >I think "F--- it. No way for her to prove it", and step to HR to complain > Colleague is being asked to stop her questioning (and gets her first official warning), but still brings it up two more times >I go to HR again, she gets her second official warning > I'm enjoying that this moronic s--- is now biting the proponents in their ass > Again, she's alluding to my pronouns not being genuine during a meeting >I make a big scene of it (lulz), and HR gets involved again > Last Friday was her last day.

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Anon goes on dates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Troll goes on dates 06/07/21(Mon)14:22:45 No.64037650 >be me >in a good mood >decide to go on dates with women >pick the most plastic-looking ones >"Oh nice eyebrows, if you were to blink too fast l'm afraid you would 62 KB JPG hit an airplane" >"What's up with your lips? Were you stung by a bee? You look like pufferfish!" >"Nice blush, how many kilograms did you put on"? >"Beautiful hair, but it seems more scorched than Russia from all the ironing" >"Good looking jeans, did you steal them from the 12-year-old boy's locker room? Because they seem very tight for someone your size" >"Can you tell me how much work dis you put in your contour, was it to hide your double chin I can see from across the table?" >lt was a pleasure, ladies.
: Anonymous Troll goes on dates 06/07/21(Mon)14:22:45 No.64037650 >be me >in a good mood >decide to go on dates with women >pick the most plastic-looking ones >"Oh nice eyebrows, if you were to blink too fast l'm afraid you would 62 KB JPG hit an airplane" >"What's up with your lips? Were you stung by a bee? You look like pufferfish!" >"Nice blush, how many kilograms did you put on"? >"Beautiful hair, but it seems more scorched than Russia from all the ironing" >"Good looking jeans, did you steal them from the 12-year-old boy's locker room? Because they seem very tight for someone your size" >"Can you tell me how much work dis you put in your contour, was it to hide your double chin I can see from across the table?" >lt was a pleasure, ladies.

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Anon lives in a dystopia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)02:09:59 No.846027205 >live in Tolerance Zone #65 >be nu-trans fourth-trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-d--- reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc >see cis thin white male at the zoo 1016 KB PNG >ask "mommies, what's that?" >they don't know >Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield >tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime >tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars >start to cry >s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up >feeling the calming femininity wash over me >s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society >throw Privilege Peanuts at him >everyone laughs >take some soma >go home, tune in to CNN and celebrate the first couple of weeks of Joe Biden's Presidency of the United States of America >mfw
: Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)02:09:59 No.846027205 >live in Tolerance Zone #65 >be nu-trans fourth-trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-d--- reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc >see cis thin white male at the zoo 1016 KB PNG >ask "mommies, what's that?" >they don't know >Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield >tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime >tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars >start to cry >s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up >feeling the calming femininity wash over me >s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society >throw Privilege Peanuts at him >everyone laughs >take some soma >go home, tune in to CNN and celebrate the first couple of weeks of Joe Biden's Presidency of the United States of America >mfw

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Anon doesn’t believes in “science” | /r/Greentext

>be you >Vaccinated with Pfizer >Proud >Find out that vaccines aren't FDA approved >find out that Pfizer is a f------ boner pill company 54 KB JPG >question your life choices
>be you >Vaccinated with Pfizer >Proud >Find out that vaccines aren't FDA approved >find out that Pfizer is a f------ boner pill company 54 KB JPG >question your life choices

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Anon doesn't need human language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)14:14:29 No.855738093 >>855735301_(OP)# Meow Meow Meow Meow 13% Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow 52% Meow Meow. 595 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/31/21(Mon)14:14:29 No.855738093 >>855735301_(OP)# Meow Meow Meow Meow 13% Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow 52% Meow Meow. 595 KB PNG

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Anon puts himself in the shoes of an Americuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UFDZFEnj ) 1 06/06/21(Sun)21:04:43 No.324893571 >>324892656 # >be american >wake up at 6am because have to work so the illegal immigrant family next door can take half your earnings >get in car >dont own it, the bank does >spend 3 hours getting to work at goldbergs s--- office inc. >on the way to the front door get confronted by a n----- >he orders you to kneel >you do because "its a blue city, just wait till they reach the suburbs" >go to slave away at the office >end job at 5 or something >walk out >get shot >call uber because its cheaper than an ambulance >get to the doc >he rejects you because you didnt get vaxxed yet >gives you the bill >go bankrupt >uber cancels your account because of some posts you made 10 years back >walk home >get shot on the way back by a n----- >oh man if he didnt live in a blue state the day of the rope would be upon us >walk in house >wife f------ a n----- >but its okay because he didnt c-- inside, otherwise you'd shoot him >n----- leaves >notice he stole your TV on the way out >chase after him >he pulls a gun >get shot >shoot him too >police arrive >get arrested for murder >hold out hands to get handcuffed >female police officer pulls out a taser >get shot by a 9mm electode instead
: Anonymous (ID: UFDZFEnj ) 1 06/06/21(Sun)21:04:43 No.324893571 >>324892656 # >be american >wake up at 6am because have to work so the illegal immigrant family next door can take half your earnings >get in car >dont own it, the bank does >spend 3 hours getting to work at goldbergs s--- office inc. >on the way to the front door get confronted by a n----- >he orders you to kneel >you do because "its a blue city, just wait till they reach the suburbs" >go to slave away at the office >end job at 5 or something >walk out >get shot >call uber because its cheaper than an ambulance >get to the doc >he rejects you because you didnt get vaxxed yet >gives you the bill >go bankrupt >uber cancels your account because of some posts you made 10 years back >walk home >get shot on the way back by a n----- >oh man if he didnt live in a blue state the day of the rope would be upon us >walk in house >wife f------ a n----- >but its okay because he didnt c-- inside, otherwise you'd shoot him >n----- leaves >notice he stole your TV on the way out >chase after him >he pulls a gun >get shot >shoot him too >police arrive >get arrested for murder >hold out hands to get handcuffed >female police officer pulls out a taser >get shot by a 9mm electode instead

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Anon manipulates his ex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)00:57:45 No.856262696 >be me, sad and lonely one night >text ex saying I miss her >psycho BPD bitch but she's an 8/10 and great sex >next morning we start talking >she'd mad at me but clearly her 67 KB JPG crazy mind still wants me >tells me how sad she was after I left >lost friends and hated herself >tell her l'm not gonna leave her anymore >tell her I care about her >f--- that night >c-- >immediately regret texting her and want to ghost her again but l'm scared she'll do something to herself this time Why am I like this?
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)00:57:45 No.856262696 >be me, sad and lonely one night >text ex saying I miss her >psycho BPD bitch but she's an 8/10 and great sex >next morning we start talking >she'd mad at me but clearly her 67 KB JPG crazy mind still wants me >tells me how sad she was after I left >lost friends and hated herself >tell her l'm not gonna leave her anymore >tell her I care about her >f--- that night >c-- >immediately regret texting her and want to ghost her again but l'm scared she'll do something to herself this time Why am I like this?

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: Anonymous 04/25/19(Thu)23:56:41 No.781637E > be me, femnon with neckbeard bf > bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call > bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet > ask bf why "bc its different with you anon" 9 KB JPG > say feelings > left on read am i cursed to be with neets? 43 Replies / 7 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/25/19(Thu)23:56:41 No.781637E > be me, femnon with neckbeard bf > bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call > bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet > ask bf why "bc its different with you anon" 9 KB JPG > say feelings > left on read am i cursed to be with neets? 43 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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It’s okay bud, I forgot about it too | /r/Greentext


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Girls smh my head | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)04:05:21 No.57372498 >see girls constantly talk about how difficult it is to lose weight >they all try several different methods and none of them work >realize i'm getting a bit chubby >decided it's time to lose weight >learn the basics of nutrition and 1.52 MB GIF exercise in a couple of days >lose almost 10kg in a month with minor lifestyle and dietary adjustements >none of it required any real effort Sigh. Why must I be cursed with male discipline and pragmatism /fit/?
: Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)04:05:21 No.57372498 >see girls constantly talk about how difficult it is to lose weight >they all try several different methods and none of them work >realize i'm getting a bit chubby >decided it's time to lose weight >learn the basics of nutrition and 1.52 MB GIF exercise in a couple of days >lose almost 10kg in a month with minor lifestyle and dietary adjustements >none of it required any real effort Sigh. Why must I be cursed with male discipline and pragmatism /fit/?

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Anon gets caught being a coomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:08:18 No.702431120 >My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert >Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating >So she calls me a pervert 404 KB JPG again?!? >There is no justice in the world... : Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:15:16 No.702431870 Pervert.
: Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:08:18 No.702431120 >My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert >Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating >So she calls me a pervert 404 KB JPG again?!? >There is no justice in the world... : Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:15:16 No.702431870 Pervert.

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If anon says it still counts, it still counts. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/19(Fri)05:56:20 No.816617250 > Be me > Live in norway > Go to club > Buy expensive drink > Start talking to a girl > Girl is pretty > Buy drink to a gril > Start making out with a girl 137 KB PNG > Go to toilet with a gril > Take my hand down here panties Mfw i realised she have a d--- This is how i lost my verginity. F--- you kissless virgins 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/20/19(Fri)05:56:20 No.816617250 > Be me > Live in norway > Go to club > Buy expensive drink > Start talking to a girl > Girl is pretty > Buy drink to a gril > Start making out with a girl 137 KB PNG > Go to toilet with a gril > Take my hand down here panties Mfw i realised she have a d--- This is how i lost my verginity. F--- you kissless virgins 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon lives in Australia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Anon stands up to normie | /r/Greentext

1418776509444.jpg 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"
1418776509444.jpg 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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Anon cucks a short Italian plumber | /r/Greentext

> be me > shoot p--- occasionally > f--- some hot chick > she has a husband, but whatever we sex > cameraman is a stoner, kinda weird but good at his job > husband hears rumors, tries to catch us in the act > hear he has found out where we are > oshit.jpeg > we hide while the cameraman tries to save the situation > "sorry, but your princess is in another castle" > he buys it > mfw 31.6 kB PNG
> be me > shoot p--- occasionally > f--- some hot chick > she has a husband, but whatever we sex > cameraman is a stoner, kinda weird but good at his job > husband hears rumors, tries to catch us in the act > hear he has found out where we are > oshit.jpeg > we hide while the cameraman tries to save the situation > "sorry, but your princess is in another castle" > he buys it > mfw 31.6 kB PNG

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Anon gets a promotion | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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Anon's sarcasm is r/nextfuckinglevel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:10:41 No.61917729 holy f---... R 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:18:18 No.61917839 >>61917729 (OP) # it's over for the manlet >>61917902 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:23:20 No.61917902 >>61917729 (OP) # >>61917839 # Heh hes still going to get f------ destroyed by floyd 17 KB JPG >>61917923 # >>61918503 # >>61919894 # >>61921137 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:08:29 No.61918503 >>61917902 # >floyd Didn't he die last year? 88 KB PNG >>61918961 # >>61927515 # >>61929027 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:43:15 No.61918961 WES >>61918503 # He can breathe now John Floyd 98 KB PNG
: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:10:41 No.61917729 holy f---... R 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:18:18 No.61917839 >>61917729 (OP) # it's over for the manlet >>61917902 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:23:20 No.61917902 >>61917729 (OP) # >>61917839 # Heh hes still going to get f------ destroyed by floyd 17 KB JPG >>61917923 # >>61918503 # >>61919894 # >>61921137 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:08:29 No.61918503 >>61917902 # >floyd Didn't he die last year? 88 KB PNG >>61918961 # >>61927515 # >>61929027 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:43:15 No.61918961 WES >>61918503 # He can breathe now John Floyd 98 KB PNG

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Anon is stuck inside the 4chan matrix | /r/Greentext

E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly sav "white woman spotted"
E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly sav "white woman spotted"

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