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Anon Loves Moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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Anon is Indian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)17:54:39 No.81985820 File: 1591797065283.png (210 KB, 525x400) >mam i am calling to u to update too windos 11 pls type credit card
Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)17:54:39 No.81985820 File: 1591797065283.png (210 KB, 525x400) >mam i am calling to u to update too windos 11 pls type credit card

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Anon is horny and retarded. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)10:22:22 No.49754647 >Be me, 13 yo >Just discovered fapping >Drive to supermarket with dad >Wait in car >suddenlyhorny.dll >Can't wait til home, gotta go now >Pull down pants, start fappinf 8 KB JPG furiously >almostcumming.wav >Realize people spotted me >S--- s--- s--- >They watch in horror as I blow my load in my dads car >People visibly disgusted >Quickly pull up pants, hope they'll just go and forget about it >Dad comes out of store, walks to car >People who watched see he's going towards our car >See people approach my dad >mylifeisover.mp3 >They tell him everything >Can see his disappointment through the windshield >Sllent car ride home Is this why I was put in tard class? 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)10:22:22 No.49754647 >Be me, 13 yo >Just discovered fapping >Drive to supermarket with dad >Wait in car >suddenlyhorny.dll >Can't wait til home, gotta go now >Pull down pants, start fappinf 8 KB JPG furiously >almostcumming.wav >Realize people spotted me >S--- s--- s--- >They watch in horror as I blow my load in my dads car >People visibly disgusted >Quickly pull up pants, hope they'll just go and forget about it >Dad comes out of store, walks to car >People who watched see he's going towards our car >See people approach my dad >mylifeisover.mp3 >They tell him everything >Can see his disappointment through the windshield >Sllent car ride home Is this why I was put in tard class? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon lives in a soci- RPG game | /r/Greentext

>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.
>Mfw I realize life is literally like an RPG. >People treat you differently depending on your race/class. >Each race has advantages and disadvantages. >Get XP by learning things through 46 KB JPG books. >lf you commit a crime in a town or city you will spend time in jail/prison. >Tfw only one save.

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Anon’s date has a bigger one | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)16:33:43 No.851289239 > be netflix and chilling with girl > midway through watching cars > "anon, where is the bathroom?" > "first door on your right" > she comes back laughing her ass off 78 KB JPG > "anon why the f--- do you have fred flintstone vitamins and tylenol for children" > "uhh i have trouble swalling pills so i prefer the gummies and chewables" > "i might be able to help with that" > she proceeds to pull down her pants > d--- bigger than mine > mfw
| Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)16:33:43 No.851289239 > be netflix and chilling with girl > midway through watching cars > "anon, where is the bathroom?" > "first door on your right" > she comes back laughing her ass off 78 KB JPG > "anon why the f--- do you have fred flintstone vitamins and tylenol for children" > "uhh i have trouble swalling pills so i prefer the gummies and chewables" > "i might be able to help with that" > she proceeds to pull down her pants > d--- bigger than mine > mfw

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Tfw no Bloody Mary gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)16:18:23 No.64050871 >Said bloody mary in the bathroom to get a demon gf >it didn't work even ghost dont want me. 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)16:31:20 No.64050972 >>64050871 (OP) # You have to say it in the presence of a Polynesian for it to work, around midnight : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)17:19:11 No.64051313 I guess she ghosted you.
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)16:18:23 No.64050871 >Said bloody mary in the bathroom to get a demon gf >it didn't work even ghost dont want me. 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)16:31:20 No.64050972 >>64050871 (OP) # You have to say it in the presence of a Polynesian for it to work, around midnight : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)17:19:11 No.64051313 I guess she ghosted you.

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Anon’s gf needs help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)08:44:28 No.856367990 >gfs dad just got diagnosed with bone marrow cancer >gfs family is completely broke going to have to pay atleast 50k for the 7 surgeries her dad has gone through even with health insurance 58 KB JPG >going to have to sell her pet bunny What the f--- can I do? 11 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)09:37:13 No.856370854 >>856368053 # >Walk away. 112 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)08:44:28 No.856367990 >gfs dad just got diagnosed with bone marrow cancer >gfs family is completely broke going to have to pay atleast 50k for the 7 surgeries her dad has gone through even with health insurance 58 KB JPG >going to have to sell her pet bunny What the f--- can I do? 11 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)09:37:13 No.856370854 >>856368053 # >Walk away. 112 KB JPG

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Anon is confused about Polish people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hFu6OPWn) E3 ????? 05/05/21(Wed)20:43:29 No.320164057 >be me >In class, me and some sjw white girls are arguing about race and BLM, and stop asian hate Daddy movement >They say its "wite pepo's faul' ofcourseitis.jpg 64 KB JPG >ask how? >they come at me with b------- arguements >there is a semi popular Polish guy in my class, mention him and say that is it his fault too even though Poles didnt do anything that includes black people > they reply with "no, because he slav, not white" n---- what? since when are slavs not white? I agree he isnt the whitest of people because he looks like a syrian because of his tan but still, arent slavs one of the whitest people? explain this to me /pol/ im confused
: Anonymous (ID: hFu6OPWn) E3 ????? 05/05/21(Wed)20:43:29 No.320164057 >be me >In class, me and some sjw white girls are arguing about race and BLM, and stop asian hate Daddy movement >They say its "wite pepo's faul' ofcourseitis.jpg 64 KB JPG >ask how? >they come at me with b------- arguements >there is a semi popular Polish guy in my class, mention him and say that is it his fault too even though Poles didnt do anything that includes black people > they reply with "no, because he slav, not white" n---- what? since when are slavs not white? I agree he isnt the whitest of people because he looks like a syrian because of his tan but still, arent slavs one of the whitest people? explain this to me /pol/ im confused

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Anon is losing his religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)14:01:14 No.856354782 >be me, 21 >meet this hot girl in physics course >easily 9/10 REEEEEE >prof pairs up partners at random >her and I are paired >holyshit.jpg >get to know each other and she's cool, likes my 18 KB GIF music and dark humor >learn she's not a virgin which goes against my Christian morals >tell her l'm down for hand stuff maybe >alone together after class at her apartment >she's sucking my d--- and it feels so f------ good >I have never felt this way before >she wanted to f--- but I said no >she goes on vacation for a week and I use that week to self reflect >I don't want to date someone who isn't pursing God and has had sex guys jerking off doesn't feel the same anymore. Has anyone experienced this? How do I go back to before?
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)14:01:14 No.856354782 >be me, 21 >meet this hot girl in physics course >easily 9/10 REEEEEE >prof pairs up partners at random >her and I are paired >holyshit.jpg >get to know each other and she's cool, likes my 18 KB GIF music and dark humor >learn she's not a virgin which goes against my Christian morals >tell her l'm down for hand stuff maybe >alone together after class at her apartment >she's sucking my d--- and it feels so f------ good >I have never felt this way before >she wanted to f--- but I said no >she goes on vacation for a week and I use that week to self reflect >I don't want to date someone who isn't pursing God and has had sex guys jerking off doesn't feel the same anymore. Has anyone experienced this? How do I go back to before?

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Anon makes a freudian slip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/18(Sun)18:32:41 No.49494835 Dumbest s--- youve said out loud Ir9k/ ? >Be me >Play CSGO >Always tell friends See you f------ c---- later when I get 52 KB JPG offline >Mom heads off to work >Waves goodbye >Wave back >See you later you f------ c--- >mfw
: Anonymous 11/25/18(Sun)18:32:41 No.49494835 Dumbest s--- youve said out loud Ir9k/ ? >Be me >Play CSGO >Always tell friends See you f------ c---- later when I get 52 KB JPG offline >Mom heads off to work >Waves goodbye >Wave back >See you later you f------ c--- >mfw

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Anon realizes something bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a problematic son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:37:13 No.64053455 >graduate from college >get a respectful, high paying job >meet your wife >marry and start a family >have a boy and raise him >he becomes 18, has great grades, is going to a good college >he starts posting on 4chan 1-94 466 KB PNG
: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)15:37:13 No.64053455 >graduate from college >get a respectful, high paying job >meet your wife >marry and start a family >have a boy and raise him >he becomes 18, has great grades, is going to a good college >he starts posting on 4chan 1-94 466 KB PNG

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Anon tactically uses the gamerword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)06:33:24 No.835441659 >be a fren in a discord server Born to Fren >a non fren there >the non fren is super toxic and makes me sad >playing league of legends like always in discord group >we are winning >pretend to laugh at all toxic non 74 KB JPG fren's jokes >he's feeling good >starts being toxic towards enemy team >i laugh and say over voice >now is the time i strike >"call their adc a n-----" >he laughs and calls them n----- >report him after the game with a support ticket >next day in discord >he is freaking out >his account has been perma banned >he had a beta account and had the retail skins >non fren deleted
: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)06:33:24 No.835441659 >be a fren in a discord server Born to Fren >a non fren there >the non fren is super toxic and makes me sad >playing league of legends like always in discord group >we are winning >pretend to laugh at all toxic non 74 KB JPG fren's jokes >he's feeling good >starts being toxic towards enemy team >i laugh and say over voice >now is the time i strike >"call their adc a n-----" >he laughs and calls them n----- >report him after the game with a support ticket >next day in discord >he is freaking out >his account has been perma banned >he had a beta account and had the retail skins >non fren deleted

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Anon wants /b/ to name their band | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:29:48 No.777362751 Okolla name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction >>777362905 # >>777365720 # >>777365858 # >>777366089 # >>777366580 #
: Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:29:48 No.777362751 Okolla name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction >>777362905 # >>777365720 # >>777365858 # >>777366089 # >>777366580 #

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Anon has a fart bottle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-03-31 02:55:17 Post No.27522204 [Report] Quoted by: >>27522338 >>27522541 File: image.jpg (65 KB, 600x760) Image search: [igdb] [SauceNao] [Google] image.jpg >obsessed with all things fart related since 16 >keep an empty liquor bottle under my bed >rip farts into it daily >huff it like spray paint while I j------- >do this for years >don't even imagine it's girls farts anymore >purely associate the scent with pleasure >the high is pretty sweet too >23 now >come home from work one day >uh... anon..? >what >w-- was in that empty bottle under your bed >play dumb >because it said scotch but it didn't smell like scotch. Didn't smell like scotch at all >mfw I inadvertently made my mom smell 7 years worth of my j------ farts
Anonymous 2016-03-31 02:55:17 Post No.27522204 [Report] Quoted by: >>27522338 >>27522541 File: image.jpg (65 KB, 600x760) Image search: [igdb] [SauceNao] [Google] image.jpg >obsessed with all things fart related since 16 >keep an empty liquor bottle under my bed >rip farts into it daily >huff it like spray paint while I j------- >do this for years >don't even imagine it's girls farts anymore >purely associate the scent with pleasure >the high is pretty sweet too >23 now >come home from work one day >uh... anon..? >what >w-- was in that empty bottle under your bed >play dumb >because it said scotch but it didn't smell like scotch. Didn't smell like scotch at all >mfw I inadvertently made my mom smell 7 years worth of my j------ farts

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Ben Shapiro discovers Grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:53:15 No.64048017 >Lets say, hypothetically, you download Grindr. >So, naturally, you open it and make a profile. >Speaking logically, what is your next step? >As we assume you are a rational 123 KB JPG person seeking ends, you presumably downloaded the app for its purpose. >The purpose of this app, it is clear, is to get TOPPED. >Does it not follow then that you should go on Grindr and get TOPPED?
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)22:53:15 No.64048017 >Lets say, hypothetically, you download Grindr. >So, naturally, you open it and make a profile. >Speaking logically, what is your next step? >As we assume you are a rational 123 KB JPG person seeking ends, you presumably downloaded the app for its purpose. >The purpose of this app, it is clear, is to get TOPPED. >Does it not follow then that you should go on Grindr and get TOPPED?

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anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

06/08/21(Tue)06:54:49 No.64052548 : Anonymous >meet girl slightly more polite than IN USE usual >imagine my first kiss with her >imagine my first intercourse with her >imagine our family What is this phenomenon called? SUICIDE BOOTH 125 KB GIF ITT: We discuss our crushes. 06/08/21(Tue)06:58:53 No.64052581 : Anonymous >>64052548 (OP)# >What is this phenomenon called? loneliness
06/08/21(Tue)06:54:49 No.64052548 : Anonymous >meet girl slightly more polite than IN USE usual >imagine my first kiss with her >imagine my first intercourse with her >imagine our family What is this phenomenon called? SUICIDE BOOTH 125 KB GIF ITT: We discuss our crushes. 06/08/21(Tue)06:58:53 No.64052581 : Anonymous >>64052548 (OP)# >What is this phenomenon called? loneliness

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Anon is smart | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/18(Mon)20:46:07 No.48462004 >be me >use both 4chan and reddit >import my greentext from 4chan to reddit >get upvoted >profit 128 KB PNG
onymous 10/01/18(Mon)20:46:07 No.48462004 >be me >use both 4chan and reddit >import my greentext from 4chan to reddit >get upvoted >profit 128 KB PNG

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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)23:59:17 No.856312814 >be me >get extremely drunk at friend's birthday >i get my ass out of there around ЗАМ >had to walk to the main street for 335 KB JPG the next two hours >i was never really attracted to men (maybe some femboys or traps cause they are feminine) >during these 2 hours I got so horny that I installed grindr and was a bit away from visiting some random dude and getting f----- by him, managed to get a hold of my sanity, but I was still horny after coming back home regardless >the shame and humiliation about my actions kicked in around evening >it's been a couple days and I get more urges to install grindr again and get f----- by some dude with a big c--- Should I oppose my inner demons or become one of the f------? It's getting harder and harder with each day no matter how many times I bust my c---.
: Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)23:59:17 No.856312814 >be me >get extremely drunk at friend's birthday >i get my ass out of there around ЗАМ >had to walk to the main street for 335 KB JPG the next two hours >i was never really attracted to men (maybe some femboys or traps cause they are feminine) >during these 2 hours I got so horny that I installed grindr and was a bit away from visiting some random dude and getting f----- by him, managed to get a hold of my sanity, but I was still horny after coming back home regardless >the shame and humiliation about my actions kicked in around evening >it's been a couple days and I get more urges to install grindr again and get f----- by some dude with a big c--- Should I oppose my inner demons or become one of the f------? It's getting harder and harder with each day no matter how many times I bust my c---.

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Anon Goes Outside | /r/Greentext

File: huh.png (106 KB, 612x491) O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)01:53:00 No.856341029 [Reply] >be me >parents always nagging at me >"go outside anon" >"touch some grass anon" >go outside and touch some grass >feelsnice.jpg >wonder what it tastes like >"w-- anon" >no longer allowed outside It's a lose-lose world, /b/ros.
File: huh.png (106 KB, 612x491) O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)01:53:00 No.856341029 [Reply] >be me >parents always nagging at me >"go outside anon" >"touch some grass anon" >go outside and touch some grass >feelsnice.jpg >wonder what it tastes like >"w-- anon" >no longer allowed outside It's a lose-lose world, /b/ros.

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