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File: 20210421 230533.png (126 KB, 680x538) UN THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS UN OF 12 AUGUST 1949 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:59:37 No.4266899 >>4266999 >>4267015 >>4267273 > HEY, DON'T SHOOT THAT PARACHUTER. > YOU HAVE TO LET HIM LAND.
File: 20210421 230533.png (126 KB, 680x538) UN THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS UN OF 12 AUGUST 1949 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:59:37 No.4266899 >>4266999 >>4267015 >>4267273 > HEY, DON'T SHOOT THAT PARACHUTER. > YOU HAVE TO LET HIM LAND.

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Anon confronts his past | /r/Greentext

File: 85D5CBA4-704A-4BCF-90CF-E(...).jpg (31 KB, 333x320) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)07:30:16 No.856657859 >see hot cashier at convenient store MAGNUM XL >desperately want to impress her >walk up to counter >ask for magnum condoms >she actually looks intrigued >turns to take magnums off pegboard >suddenly, old high school bully appears >loudly proclaims he remembers me >asks if i recall gym class together >hot cashier is listening intently >loud bully man leans over counter >whispers to hot cashier >"he's gotta micropenis" >they both look at me snickering TROJAN MAGNUM LARGE BIZE CONDOMB XL LUBRICATED For Contraception Plas STE Pretection >cashier puts magnums back on pegboard >loud bully man grabs box of tampons >hands them to me >"here, anon...take these instead" >hot cashier laughs >look directly at old high school bully >pull out my ten-inch c--- >let it dangle dominantly before him >see cashier's n------ harden >loud bully man stammers in awe >"it...it can't be...it...it can't..." >mfw i got a penis extension in college
File: 85D5CBA4-704A-4BCF-90CF-E(...).jpg (31 KB, 333x320) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)07:30:16 No.856657859 >see hot cashier at convenient store MAGNUM XL >desperately want to impress her >walk up to counter >ask for magnum condoms >she actually looks intrigued >turns to take magnums off pegboard >suddenly, old high school bully appears >loudly proclaims he remembers me >asks if i recall gym class together >hot cashier is listening intently >loud bully man leans over counter >whispers to hot cashier >"he's gotta micropenis" >they both look at me snickering TROJAN MAGNUM LARGE BIZE CONDOMB XL LUBRICATED For Contraception Plas STE Pretection >cashier puts magnums back on pegboard >loud bully man grabs box of tampons >hands them to me >"here, anon...take these instead" >hot cashier laughs >look directly at old high school bully >pull out my ten-inch c--- >let it dangle dominantly before him >see cashier's n------ harden >loud bully man stammers in awe >"it...it can't be...it...it can't..." >mfw i got a penis extension in college

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Anon has a hyperglycemic crisis and posts to 4chan instead of calling 911 | /r/Greentext

SNICKERS SNICKEiD SNIGKERS DNICRERS DNIGKENT DUKED MED P MLED SNICKERS DNGREID DNIGKERS SNICKER TUL DOCIA P A SACEC MLE CHOCOLATE-PEANUTS CARANE M SNICKERS CandiyWarehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SNIBKENS 7561
SNICKERS SNICKEiD SNIGKERS DNICRERS DNIGKENT DUKED MED P MLED SNICKERS DNGREID DNIGKERS SNICKER TUL DOCIA P A SACEC MLE CHOCOLATE-PEANUTS CARANE M SNICKERS CandiyWarehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SNIBKENS 7561

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Anon on Eriksen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:55:12 No.64115578 >Danish footballer gets a heart attack and lose consciousness >everyone is crying, the fans, the players of both teams and the wife >the match ends for this reason >if it happened to you no one would give a s--- or they even happy 62 KB JPG about
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)19:55:12 No.64115578 >Danish footballer gets a heart attack and lose consciousness >everyone is crying, the fans, the players of both teams and the wife >the match ends for this reason >if it happened to you no one would give a s--- or they even happy 62 KB JPG about

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Anon breaks up a fight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:27:41 No.856668639 Tweet >be me Letran James ing.la >Ве сор >Just want to help people >Get a call for a potential knife threat YOU'RE NEXT HACCOUNTABILITY >Arrive on scene and see teen trying to kill another teen 57 KB JPG >Have to shoot >Develop ptsd from having to kill a teen >Will haunt me until I die >Suddenly sportsball man is calling me an a------ >Feelsbadman 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:27:41 No.856668639 Tweet >be me Letran James ing.la >Ве сор >Just want to help people >Get a call for a potential knife threat YOU'RE NEXT HACCOUNTABILITY >Arrive on scene and see teen trying to kill another teen 57 KB JPG >Have to shoot >Develop ptsd from having to kill a teen >Will haunt me until I die >Suddenly sportsball man is calling me an a------ >Feelsbadman 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon meets a bunch of redditors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)20:32:40 No.62015196 >Be me MIAS JIA >Very retard >Walk past group of zoomers >Here "Yeah, my grandpa's surprisingly based" >Immediately stride over to them >"BASED?! BASED IN WHAT?!" >Immediately turn to me and one EHIAÐ ON 617 KB JPG of them quips "Based in your lack of bitches, I think"
: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)20:32:40 No.62015196 >Be me MIAS JIA >Very retard >Walk past group of zoomers >Here "Yeah, my grandpa's surprisingly based" >Immediately stride over to them >"BASED?! BASED IN WHAT?!" >Immediately turn to me and one EHIAÐ ON 617 KB JPG of them quips "Based in your lack of bitches, I think"

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Anon is a patriot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:11:45 No.856659487 Biden f-- triggering thread >be me "To ae e te aurter, te urvive to find aning in the rrering >live in Pittsburgh >gas is now 3.25 a gallon. But they say there's no issue i te >want to build a wooden fence around my house. 23 KB JPG >wood is astronomically more expensive. >conflicts continue to mount around the world. >Democrat politicians won't even vote for the programs Biden ran on >no student loan relief. >highest unemployment in who knows when >us government more worried about sending money overseas rather than helping the people already living here >media and left covering up origins of covid >fauci is a huge f-----, on some 12 monkeys s--- >every politician, from left to right, is more corrupt then the next >media is completely dishonest and will only report what helps their side >etc Trump ain't prez anymore. Convicting him, cutting his head off and pissing down his neck won't solve your problems. What do we do about the current administration and the future? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:11:45 No.856659487 Biden f-- triggering thread >be me "To ae e te aurter, te urvive to find aning in the rrering >live in Pittsburgh >gas is now 3.25 a gallon. But they say there's no issue i te >want to build a wooden fence around my house. 23 KB JPG >wood is astronomically more expensive. >conflicts continue to mount around the world. >Democrat politicians won't even vote for the programs Biden ran on >no student loan relief. >highest unemployment in who knows when >us government more worried about sending money overseas rather than helping the people already living here >media and left covering up origins of covid >fauci is a huge f-----, on some 12 monkeys s--- >every politician, from left to right, is more corrupt then the next >media is completely dishonest and will only report what helps their side >etc Trump ain't prez anymore. Convicting him, cutting his head off and pissing down his neck won't solve your problems. What do we do about the current administration and the future? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon becomes a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become
: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become

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Anon wants to play warzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---
: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me PEPE OF DUTY > 125mb left > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---

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Anon is an improover | /r/Greentext

No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KIB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw I've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies ...
No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KIB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw I've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies ...

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Femanon wants big boobas | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/28/15(Wed)12:54:44 No.23804276 >23804731 File: UgwTA png (388 KB, 840x472) >>23803393 >used to chug milk boxes in highschool to make my boobs bigger >gave me explosive diarrhea in class that afternoon >everyone called me forest dump until graduation
O Anonymous 10/28/15(Wed)12:54:44 No.23804276 >23804731 File: UgwTA png (388 KB, 840x472) >>23803393 >used to chug milk boxes in highschool to make my boobs bigger >gave me explosive diarrhea in class that afternoon >everyone called me forest dump until graduation

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Anon goes to a Thot Gym in Japan | /r/Greentext

>>52538128 (OP) # I've actually been to one of these! I don't think it's the same one since the uniforms were slightly different >me in Akihibara on business >need to find a gym 4 KB JPG >walk into the first one I see >immediately realize my mistake but too sperg to 360 and walk away >l'm DYEL by /fit/ standards, but I probably looked like a god to them, esp since l'm 6'2" >decide a gym is a gym and f--- it. I should do some weeb s--- in Japan >60 f------ dollars for a session >2 maids that have been standing in the lobby flank me >these girls could have been 16 or 36... impossible to tel >they lead me to a private workout room >during warmup, maids touch me constantly >they hold my butt in place and move my leg for me when I do fire hydrants >finally go to the squat rack >they load up whatever plates I point at >girls put on an act when lifting 10kg plates like they are really heavy >when they put on the 20kg plates I don't think it's an act anymore >doesn't seem like patrons actually lift heavy there >as I squat "oooh Ooo. ah AAAH OK!!" clap clap clap >it's a warmup stupid >when I ask for more weight, they are kinda dumbfounded >l do bench, OHP, and program calls for chinups but I like seeing the maids working hard so I switch to barbell rows >they are moving so many plates around, they start breathing heavily >all the playful chatter has stopped, maids seem kinda p----- >l even do walking barbell lunges just so the girls have to take the bar and walk it all the way back to the rack >by the time we are over, girls are covered in sweat
>>52538128 (OP) # I've actually been to one of these! I don't think it's the same one since the uniforms were slightly different >me in Akihibara on business >need to find a gym 4 KB JPG >walk into the first one I see >immediately realize my mistake but too sperg to 360 and walk away >l'm DYEL by /fit/ standards, but I probably looked like a god to them, esp since l'm 6'2" >decide a gym is a gym and f--- it. I should do some weeb s--- in Japan >60 f------ dollars for a session >2 maids that have been standing in the lobby flank me >these girls could have been 16 or 36... impossible to tel >they lead me to a private workout room >during warmup, maids touch me constantly >they hold my butt in place and move my leg for me when I do fire hydrants >finally go to the squat rack >they load up whatever plates I point at >girls put on an act when lifting 10kg plates like they are really heavy >when they put on the 20kg plates I don't think it's an act anymore >doesn't seem like patrons actually lift heavy there >as I squat "oooh Ooo. ah AAAH OK!!" clap clap clap >it's a warmup stupid >when I ask for more weight, they are kinda dumbfounded >l do bench, OHP, and program calls for chinups but I like seeing the maids working hard so I switch to barbell rows >they are moving so many plates around, they start breathing heavily >all the playful chatter has stopped, maids seem kinda p----- >l even do walking barbell lunges just so the girls have to take the bar and walk it all the way back to the rack >by the time we are over, girls are covered in sweat

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Anon is suspicious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 minutes ago 856616023 RDT 20210610_1647345517290887544075507.gif (24.8 KB, 112x112) >gf texts me if she can come over tomorrow night at about 1am >"yeah sure, but why so late?" >"oh I'm just meeting up with some friends from uni and wondered if I could sleep at your place afterwards" what should I make of this 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 11 minutes ago 856616023 RDT 20210610_1647345517290887544075507.gif (24.8 KB, 112x112) >gf texts me if she can come over tomorrow night at about 1am >"yeah sure, but why so late?" >"oh I'm just meeting up with some friends from uni and wondered if I could sleep at your place afterwards" what should I make of this 3 REPLIES

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Anon does the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon falls down the rabbit hole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 minutes ago 856605689 coomer.png (193 KB, 1545x869) >be me >grow up in country where premarital sex is taboo >socially awkward >spend most time on internet >gets influenced by western culture >learned about p--- at 10yo >gets addicted to m----------- >wants to f--- classmates >cant ask them cause culture >ends up fapping to pics of them >turn 13 >looking for nudes online >invited to kik group >people are sending nudes of people my age >even better >starts looking for more of them >got into a deep rabbit hole >fap to them everyday >fast forward to this year >turn 18 >realize i still fantasize about f------ 13yo What the f--- have I done /b/? I was just attracted to people my age and thought it'd change as I grow up, but it latched. How do I get help? What do / b/? | 1 REPLY
Anonymous 13 minutes ago 856605689 coomer.png (193 KB, 1545x869) >be me >grow up in country where premarital sex is taboo >socially awkward >spend most time on internet >gets influenced by western culture >learned about p--- at 10yo >gets addicted to m----------- >wants to f--- classmates >cant ask them cause culture >ends up fapping to pics of them >turn 13 >looking for nudes online >invited to kik group >people are sending nudes of people my age >even better >starts looking for more of them >got into a deep rabbit hole >fap to them everyday >fast forward to this year >turn 18 >realize i still fantasize about f------ 13yo What the f--- have I done /b/? I was just attracted to people my age and thought it'd change as I grow up, but it latched. How do I get help? What do / b/? | 1 REPLY

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Anon crumples his dick | /r/Greentext

856611875 Anonymous 23 minutes ago 14-148125_pepe-png-pepe-pride-suicide-pepe-transparent-png.jpg (60.4 KB, 360x280) >be me >in history class >watching film about kings, queens, and lords of 16th England >need to get up to piss >trip on the leg of the desk and smash my d--- & balls on the corner of it >bully chad yells from the back of the room Yo! Lord CrumpleDick! Get outta the way! >rush out of room >known throughout the school as Lord CrumpleDick now... 1 REPLY
856611875 Anonymous 23 minutes ago 14-148125_pepe-png-pepe-pride-suicide-pepe-transparent-png.jpg (60.4 KB, 360x280) >be me >in history class >watching film about kings, queens, and lords of 16th England >need to get up to piss >trip on the leg of the desk and smash my d--- & balls on the corner of it >bully chad yells from the back of the room Yo! Lord CrumpleDick! Get outta the way! >rush out of room >known throughout the school as Lord CrumpleDick now... 1 REPLY

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My pleasure | /r/Greentext

File: 1357728781060 jpg-(5 KB, 198x254, connery.jpg) GO Anonymous (ID: K17QNZKL ) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53:01 UTC-5 No.449711286 [Reply] Replies: 28449711463 >>449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >"Y-yes.. thank you", she says behind a mask of tears >l lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
File: 1357728781060 jpg-(5 KB, 198x254, connery.jpg) GO Anonymous (ID: K17QNZKL ) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53:01 UTC-5 No.449711286 [Reply] Replies: 28449711463 >>449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >"Y-yes.. thank you", she says behind a mask of tears >l lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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